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boimgfrog · 5 months ago

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love when new ppl ask how me and my bf met and I have to choose whether to tell them "oh we met at a party" or the actual real unsanitized truth of "we met at a party where he got absolutely plastered and trailed after me the entire time failing to hit on me and then again at a separate party where he spent the entire time glued to my hip grabbing my waist and hitting on me until we made out in my friends closet but it's ok bcos I was into it and kinda baited him and he was respectful with it". literally have to become a PR professional trying 2 decode my target audience in any conversation. which is awful bcos its usually like the first question people ask. man I don't know you like that.

#it sounds so bad but i was also so aggressively dragging him along the entire time #he wouldnt even kiss me first i had to literally bait him closer to me cos he got shy #jay says a thing #boytoy tag #rly funny cos while i was having the time of my life flirting with this cute boy who came on so strong #my bff was fighting 4 his life trying to get this supposedly 'chill' dude to leave him the fuck alone #words cannot describe how genuinely respectful bf was the whole time #if i told him 2 chill he did if i wanted to back off he gave me that space #only reason i kissed him is cos i knew he was an actually good guy #and now we're here <3 deeply madly in love #all bcos i wore platforms 2 a party i knew he would be at bcos i knew how much he liked tall people

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