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aces-to-apples · 19 days ago

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Think whatever you want, I just know Kieran is spending Veilguard bopping around Ferelden putting out fires and fighting darkspawn with King Dad, truly fulfilling the Theirin family curse tradition of learning what it means to be prince (and eventually king) of Ferelden in the most dogshit circumstances available

#alistair: 'this is just like when *EYE* was learning how to be king! we're bonding!'#kieran: 'father we've *BEEN* bonding since grandmother passed on mythal to mother and mother asked you to take me in. this is *trauma.*'#al: 'yes but it's *SHARED* trauma so that makes it bonding! trust me the same thing happened back with me and your mum and the warden'#kieran: 'you and mother don't like each other.'#al: 'but we both love *YOU* and *THAT'S* bonding too! see? familiar traditions all around!'#absolute nonsense conversation lmao but you get my point. let my bestie be a goddamn father PLEASE #ferelden has no heirs and i'm SO WORRIED ABOUT THEIR SUCCESSION. I THINK IF AL PULLED A FULLY-FORMED BASTARD OUT HIS POCKET #THE BANNORN WOULDN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HIM THEY'D JUST BE SOOOOOO RELIEVED TO HAVE AN HEIR #by apples #dragon age: the veilguard #da:tv spoilers #kieran son of morrigan #oh lord his name would become kieran theirin that's so unfortunate like cailan was bad enough goddamn

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