#alice schnitzel

[ghostprincessworld]

He is a fictional gay man. i am a lesbian. I love him so much. we are each other in another life

[unfug-bilder]

Wdh. möglich

Und das Schnitzel ist für die Alice! Deren Wähler sind nicht konservativ, sondern mindestens reaktionär.

[alterugdalf]

[rogue-bard]

Interactive Movie Games: Who my friends and I killed on our first playthrough and how

Spoilers ahead. Duh. Also disclaimer: We played most of these immediately on release, so I might be misremembering some of them!

~•●•~ Supermassive ~•●•~

Until Dawn: Killed Matt by trying to save Emily. Killed Ashley by looking for Jessica. Killed Mike & Chris by blowing up the house with them in it because why the hell does "run" mean "flick the lightswitch"???

The Quarry: Killed Abigail by trusting Nick. Killed Jacob by opening the cages because why the hell does "run" mean "shut off the power"???

Hidden Agenda: The... the bomb may have exploded on Becky.

Man of Medan: Killed Brad by trying to convince Junior not to shoot himself.

Little Hope: Let Taylor die by walking in the wrong direction, when we had literally no clue where to go???

House of Ashes: Got Eric randomly shot by Dar immediately after letting Rachel plummet into the pit (I still have no idea what went wrong here). Blew Nick to high heaven with the explosives because whoever of us was on guard duty can't tell left from right.

Devil in Me: Got Jamie axed because SOMEONE didn't listen to me when I said to hide behind the sofa while I get the frikkin dog.

The Casting of Frank Stone: Got Sam gobbled up by the hungry hungry hippo because we wanted to at least try to save Stan.

~•●•~ Quantic Dream ~•●•~

Fahrenheit: Well, nobody can die, but we did accidentally kill Lucas immediately by taking painkillers and drinking alcohol.

Heavy Rain: Lauren drowned because apparently if you make a hole into a drowning car, you are immediately propelled out of it before you can grab your friend. Norman fell into a trash crusher in the VERY last scene because SOMEONE was in charge of the controller and decided to shovel a whole Schnitzel into his face DURING THE FINAL BATTLE.

Beyond Two Souls: I'm pretty sure nobody can die in this game. I did set a house on fire and choked a woman though, much to the dismay of my co-players lol

Detroit Become Human: Connor threw himself off a building to save a child. Carl had a heart attack because we didn't fight his stupid son. Connor#2 threw himself in front of a bullet to save Hank. Alice and Luther got mowed down by border control because I'm pretty sure getting to Canada by boat is impossible.

Reblog and tell me who died where on your first runs!

[evil-maryland]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "The worst musical ever written was about _____, and had a whole song and dance about _____."

GERMAN POLITICS

ALICE'S SCHNITZEL

[yesulrichposts]

Chef Ulrich Koepf's writeup about regional Swiss foods. How the famous Bundesrat Schaffner Cake evolved. In the German-speaking regions of Switzerland, popular items such as Pork Schnitzel with French fries and veal Julienne with mushrooms in a cream sauce served with potato hash browns (Roesti) are more likely influenced by Germany and Austria according to cookbook author Alice Vollenweider who discovered old recipes from the 19th century in which this Geschnetzeltes was described Ulrich Koepf

[zooterchet]

Agency Career (CIA Field Agent, Raised Since Birth; 1985-2024)

1989: Drop of Berlin Wall, informed tip to Holy See on Rabbi Anatole; vice and collegiate draft, of athletes wife. Polish Jewish labor mills, Gentile produced pork; isolated Israeli produce, to Arabia.

1992: Removal of amphetamines from children's medicine, IQ test revealed passage on State Police Captain's examination at maximum level; other child, converted Converso, allowed to return as Judaism; end of Sino-Judaic movement, Egyptian.

1996: Informed tip on Andrew Wachowski, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Raven Laventi, for enslavement of dominatrixes, preferred wives of Garfield Lodge rules, however as submissives, as if common prostitutes; rule reformed, 1860s, President James Garfield, Battle of Shiloh; wars won, Vicksburg, and Wilderness.

1999: Murder of Alice C. O'Neill, claimed named Charlebois, for Colombian betrayal into Likud, past war advisors of Chinese enemy; signals of CVS German-Israel alliance with PRCC-Diet, Japanese South Korean transit. Dragonball produced, at siding with North Korea, and the People's Republic of Communist China. Future trade partners, under George W. Bush, "Joshua Tree".

2003: Yeltsin revealed through Hopkinton, Massachusetts, as center basin of school shootings, beginning in 1990s; Holocaust History Museum, disapproval of temporary lesbianism, for shame of being Holocaust victims; German-Israel revealed as being the prime conspiracy, Israelis thrown out of orders as Wehrmacht. Rise of George Soros, Romalian, having had a precognitive accident, on motorway, dueling Mossad.

2004: Revealing of External Security pimping scandal, through Hamas; beginning of mathematical frequency, planted by Wiccans, Confederate-Catholics, to reform with African and Asian communities. Spanish pimping, "Ali", Episcopal drafts, "Popeye", Irish cops, "Blintzen", German spies, "Schnitzel", and remaining endeavors, Russian factories, "Google", African voudoun, "Mosey", and British fascist, "Mandatory".

2006: Sheriff's Cajun, of Fugitive Slave Act, removed through frame of Marvel Comics, under auspice of Hell's Angels; Third Degree interrogation, of Lairds of gender therapy, the mating of wives to unusual genomes of logic. Shut down, by lesbian accusations, the combined Kampuchean logic of all tribals associated, having been declared as poorly invertebrate. Friends Stand United, contacted, for Hollywood hit; the Foreign Office, readmission to destiny. The CIA's blessing, given, to learn new lessons.

2010: Suicide Squad on print; dietary disorders, of major operatives, offered as medicine and pills; except for Captain Boomerang, tomato sauce, potentially deadly kill ratio; "Vile", "Vava"; Doctor Ciel Mallory, Alice O'Neill.

2013: Murder of Whitey Bulger, for releasing secret that the Beatles, was anti-British, and that homosexual children steal brides, through the "Beatles", on forged check proxy of self, on strike to head; with lesbians, allowed to marry, however caged and hazed and brutally murdered, if a fan of American music of British recording studio print.

2016: Separation of factory unions, white supremacists, ordered, for African civil rights, blacks being the foundational bedrock of community, opposed to Asians; simpleton little people, working in small factories, without any ability to express own face. Racial inferiors, compared to Africans; Africans incapable of murder, Asians incapable of yielding. John Rocker.

2020: Mass quandry quarry, of INTERPOL, Unitarians, Tong, MI-6, and Abwehr, as Art Bell subscribers, held in prison facilities apart from wives and children; children turned over to CIA indentures, as orphans, to become proper Americans, as State Police Colonels; any dissenting, ignored by news, their supporting journalists indemnified, by Mayor Wu, of Boston.

2024: Gay leaders outed, as George W. Bush, Kim Jong-un, and Crown Prince William; having claimed own condition, is the other, the inability to produce a child, instead adopting under false claim; German-Mormon.

[unfug-bilder]

NIEMAND nimmt Alice ihr Schnitzel weg. Und NIEMAND hindert DAS VOLK !!!! in Ostdeutschland, so zu parken, wie es möchte.

Da bleibt die Straßenbahn eben eine Stunde lang stehen, die herbeigerufene Polizei ebenfalls. Die Frau wird ja irgendwann wieder kommen. Und die Fahrgäste müssen halt laufen!

Abschleppwagen? Iwo!!

Die arme Frau kann ja nichts dafür. Und JETZT muß sie (evtl. !!!) noch ein BUSSGELD !!!!!!!!! bezahlen!!!!!!!

WIEDERSTANDT!!!!

[galaxina-the-pyro]

“…Alice? A-are you okay? You…you look kinda red.”

“Ah sh*t, I froze! Abort the mission! ABORT THE MISSION!”

(Decided to do a redraw of one of my first drawings that I posted online~. 🥰)

Based on this, obviously.

[ghostprincessworld]

Immoralitizing this immediately

I can't stop thinking about him (henry gaunt)

[cantdanceflynn]

@galaxina-the-pyro @pyxehastoomanyinterests A B-DAY PRESENT(ITS SUPPOSED TO IMPLY SCHNITZEL LEANING DOWN BUT HONESTLY IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE SHES THAT SHORT WHICH IS HILARIOUS), TODAYS NOVEMBELLA PROMPT, AND A REMAKE OF THE SCREENSHOT REDRAW FROM LAST YEAR!!!!!!! GODDAMN IVE IMPROVED

[lyllaotterofhalfworld]

Art trade with my awesomely amazing pal @galaxina-the-pyro !

Aliceshmirtz with their daughter Sophia

And Sophia by herself!

[thingsdoofwouldprobablysay]

“You think you had a rough day, Perry? I just spent five hours developing a soft drink only for Alice to inform me she wanted grape soda. Now I’ve got fifteen cans of crêpe soda and I have no idea what to do with them.”

[noobadorkisser3]

GASP HERE ARE MY TEN (in no particular order cause hell could i rate these guys since theyre all my favs (and all my cartoon crushes))

Perry (Robot and Monster)

2. Schnitzel (Chowder)

3. Caine (TADC)

4. Alice (Murder Drones)

5. Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)

6. Warren the Worm Eagle (DHMIS)

7. SCP-079 (SCP Foundation)

8. Dimentio (SPM)

9. Noobador (Block Tales)

10. Ice King/Simon Petrikov & GOLBetty/Betty Grof (Adventure Time)

OPEN TAGS but also @hyperfixationbullshit

10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS

list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!

Love Momozono / Cure Peach (Precure)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

May (Pokemon)

Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)

Elodie (OK KO)

Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)

Envy Adams (Scott Pilgrim)

Pinkie Pie (MLP)

Claire Francois (I'm in Love with the Villainess / I Favor the Villainess)

Princess Daisy (Super Mario)

Other than Love being number one, this list is not in order

@mockguffin @wallflower-koharu @vaugarde @moonscape @princess--bongwater @zukoromantic @malewifefirestar @minakosroom @route505 @red-rose-corner and anyone else who wants to participate! Those who've been tagged do not need to participate if they don't want to btw.

[askisabellathesimp]

Who is this “she”?

“[...yeah...you get...something alright. Perry seems interested in the most...how do I put this...broken individuals with zero social skills to speak with. I guess he must have a soft spot for people he thinks can be fixed.]”

(Meanwhile, somewhere in Danville)

Ring-ring

Ring-ring

*Click*

“Hello?”

“Heinz! Hi! I’m calling you with a phone I stole!”

“Uh...yes. Yes you are...Alice, how did you get my numb-?”

“ANYWAYSSSSS, I just drank a WHOLE bathtub of IPA, hehehe...the floor’s all rickety~! Woo-woo-WOO-!”

“That’s...that’s nice...Alice, hehe...uh...I-I think you might be just a tad bit-?”

“DON’T TELL ME WHAT I AM OR AM-err...nn...n-NOT, YA EINZELLER-whoa!-(crash)”

“...hello...Alice...?”

“...I fell on the ground.”

[Mod: Yes, I AM shameless enough to add in my favoritest OC to this ask blog, thank you for saying so. 🥰]

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Discord Server emotes made from the most relatably expressive art I’ve ever seen, courtesy of @galaxina-the-pyro (used with permission)