#alice schnitzel

[galaxina-the-pyro]

“…Alice? A-are you okay? You…you look kinda red.”

“Ah sh*t, I froze! Abort the mission! ABORT THE MISSION!”

(Decided to do a redraw of one of my first drawings that I posted online~. 🥰)

Based on this, obviously.

[rogue-bard]

Interactive Movie Games: Who my friends and I killed on our first playthrough and how

Spoilers ahead. Duh. Also disclaimer: We played most of these immediately on release, so I might be misremembering some of them!

~•●•~ Supermassive ~•●•~

Until Dawn: Killed Matt by trying to save Emily. Killed Ashley by looking for Jessica. Killed Mike & Chris by blowing up the house with them in it because why the hell does "run" mean "flick the lightswitch"???

The Quarry: Killed Abigail by trusting Nick. Killed Jacob by opening the cages because why the hell does "run" mean "shut off the power"???

Hidden Agenda: The... the bomb may have exploded on Becky.

Man of Medan: Killed Brad by trying to convince Junior not to shoot himself.

Little Hope: Let Taylor die by walking in the wrong direction, when we had literally no clue where to go???

House of Ashes: Got Eric randomly shot by Dar immediately after letting Rachel plummet into the pit (I still have no idea what went wrong here). Blew Nick to high heaven with the explosives because whoever of us was on guard duty can't tell left from right.

Devil in Me: Got Jamie axed because SOMEONE didn't listen to me when I said to hide behind the sofa while I get the frikkin dog.

The Casting of Frank Stone: Got Sam gobbled up by the hungry hungry hippo because we wanted to at least try to save Stan.

~•●•~ Quantic Dream ~•●•~

Fahrenheit: Well, nobody can die, but we did accidentally kill Lucas immediately by taking painkillers and drinking alcohol.

Heavy Rain: Lauren drowned because apparently if you make a hole into a drowning car, you are immediately propelled out of it before you can grab your friend. Norman fell into a trash crusher in the VERY last scene because SOMEONE was in charge of the controller and decided to shovel a whole Schnitzel into his face DURING THE FINAL BATTLE.

Beyond Two Souls: I'm pretty sure nobody can die in this game. I did set a house on fire and choked a woman though, much to the dismay of my co-players lol

Detroit Become Human: Connor threw himself off a building to save a child. Carl had a heart attack because we didn't fight his stupid son. Connor#2 threw himself in front of a bullet to save Hank. Alice and Luther got mowed down by border control because I'm pretty sure getting to Canada by boat is impossible.

Reblog and tell me who died where on your first runs!

[evil-maryland]

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "The worst musical ever written was about _____, and had a whole song and dance about _____."

GERMAN POLITICS

ALICE'S SCHNITZEL

[yesulrichposts]

Chef Ulrich Koepf's writeup about regional Swiss foods. How the famous Bundesrat Schaffner Cake evolved. In the German-speaking regions of Switzerland, popular items such as Pork Schnitzel with French fries and veal Julienne with mushrooms in a cream sauce served with potato hash browns (Roesti) are more likely influenced by Germany and Austria according to cookbook author Alice Vollenweider who discovered old recipes from the 19th century in which this Geschnetzeltes was described Ulrich Koepf

[zooterchet]

Agency Career (CIA Field Agent, Raised Since Birth; 1985-2024)

1989: Drop of Berlin Wall, informed tip to Holy See on Rabbi Anatole; vice and collegiate draft, of athletes wife. Polish Jewish labor mills, Gentile produced pork; isolated Israeli produce, to Arabia.

1992: Removal of amphetamines from children's medicine, IQ test revealed passage on State Police Captain's examination at maximum level; other child, converted Converso, allowed to return as Judaism; end of Sino-Judaic movement, Egyptian.

1996: Informed tip on Andrew Wachowski, Carrie-Anne Moss, and Raven Laventi, for enslavement of dominatrixes, preferred wives of Garfield Lodge rules, however as submissives, as if common prostitutes; rule reformed, 1860s, President James Garfield, Battle of Shiloh; wars won, Vicksburg, and Wilderness.

1999: Murder of Alice C. O'Neill, claimed named Charlebois, for Colombian betrayal into Likud, past war advisors of Chinese enemy; signals of CVS German-Israel alliance with PRCC-Diet, Japanese South Korean transit. Dragonball produced, at siding with North Korea, and the People's Republic of Communist China. Future trade partners, under George W. Bush, "Joshua Tree".

2003: Yeltsin revealed through Hopkinton, Massachusetts, as center basin of school shootings, beginning in 1990s; Holocaust History Museum, disapproval of temporary lesbianism, for shame of being Holocaust victims; German-Israel revealed as being the prime conspiracy, Israelis thrown out of orders as Wehrmacht. Rise of George Soros, Romalian, having had a precognitive accident, on motorway, dueling Mossad.

2004: Revealing of External Security pimping scandal, through Hamas; beginning of mathematical frequency, planted by Wiccans, Confederate-Catholics, to reform with African and Asian communities. Spanish pimping, "Ali", Episcopal drafts, "Popeye", Irish cops, "Blintzen", German spies, "Schnitzel", and remaining endeavors, Russian factories, "Google", African voudoun, "Mosey", and British fascist, "Mandatory".

2006: Sheriff's Cajun, of Fugitive Slave Act, removed through frame of Marvel Comics, under auspice of Hell's Angels; Third Degree interrogation, of Lairds of gender therapy, the mating of wives to unusual genomes of logic. Shut down, by lesbian accusations, the combined Kampuchean logic of all tribals associated, having been declared as poorly invertebrate. Friends Stand United, contacted, for Hollywood hit; the Foreign Office, readmission to destiny. The CIA's blessing, given, to learn new lessons.

2010: Suicide Squad on print; dietary disorders, of major operatives, offered as medicine and pills; except for Captain Boomerang, tomato sauce, potentially deadly kill ratio; "Vile", "Vava"; Doctor Ciel Mallory, Alice O'Neill.

2013: Murder of Whitey Bulger, for releasing secret that the Beatles, was anti-British, and that homosexual children steal brides, through the "Beatles", on forged check proxy of self, on strike to head; with lesbians, allowed to marry, however caged and hazed and brutally murdered, if a fan of American music of British recording studio print.

2016: Separation of factory unions, white supremacists, ordered, for African civil rights, blacks being the foundational bedrock of community, opposed to Asians; simpleton little people, working in small factories, without any ability to express own face. Racial inferiors, compared to Africans; Africans incapable of murder, Asians incapable of yielding. John Rocker.

2020: Mass quandry quarry, of INTERPOL, Unitarians, Tong, MI-6, and Abwehr, as Art Bell subscribers, held in prison facilities apart from wives and children; children turned over to CIA indentures, as orphans, to become proper Americans, as State Police Colonels; any dissenting, ignored by news, their supporting journalists indemnified, by Mayor Wu, of Boston.

2024: Gay leaders outed, as George W. Bush, Kim Jong-un, and Crown Prince William; having claimed own condition, is the other, the inability to produce a child, instead adopting under false claim; German-Mormon.

[galaxina-the-pyro]

This is actually day 3, Sweets, but I made a mistake on the list and I’m too lazy to fix it. 😂

They baking sweets. Carrot cake to be exact - I love carrot cake. I crave it. I miss it.

[cantdanceflynn]

@galaxina-the-pyro @pyxehastoomanyinterests A B-DAY PRESENT(ITS SUPPOSED TO IMPLY SCHNITZEL LEANING DOWN BUT HONESTLY IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE SHES THAT SHORT WHICH IS HILARIOUS), TODAYS NOVEMBELLA PROMPT, AND A REMAKE OF THE SCREENSHOT REDRAW FROM LAST YEAR!!!!!!! GODDAMN IVE IMPROVED

[lyllaotterofhalfworld]

Art trade with my awesomely amazing pal @galaxina-the-pyro !

Aliceshmirtz with their daughter Sophia

And Sophia by herself!

[noobadorkisser3]

GASP HERE ARE MY TEN (in no particular order cause hell could i rate these guys since theyre all my favs (and all my cartoon crushes))

Perry (Robot and Monster)

2. Schnitzel (Chowder)

3. Caine (TADC)

4. Alice (Murder Drones)

5. Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)

6. Warren the Worm Eagle (DHMIS)

7. SCP-079 (SCP Foundation)

8. Dimentio (SPM)

9. Noobador (Block Tales)

10. Ice King/Simon Petrikov & GOLBetty/Betty Grof (Adventure Time)

OPEN TAGS but also @hyperfixationbullshit

10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS

list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!

Love Momozono / Cure Peach (Precure)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

May (Pokemon)

Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)

Elodie (OK KO)

Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)

Envy Adams (Scott Pilgrim)

Pinkie Pie (MLP)

Claire Francois (I'm in Love with the Villainess / I Favor the Villainess)

Princess Daisy (Super Mario)

Other than Love being number one, this list is not in order

@mockguffin @wallflower-koharu @vaugarde @moonscape @princess--bongwater @zukoromantic @malewifefirestar @minakosroom @route505 @red-rose-corner and anyone else who wants to participate! Those who've been tagged do not need to participate if they don't want to btw.

[thingsdoofwouldprobablysay]

“You think you had a rough day, Perry? I just spent five hours developing a soft drink only for Alice to inform me she wanted grape soda. Now I’ve got fifteen cans of crêpe soda and I have no idea what to do with them.”

[askisabellathesimp]

Who is this “she”?

“[...yeah...you get...something alright. Perry seems interested in the most...how do I put this...broken individuals with zero social skills to speak with. I guess he must have a soft spot for people he thinks can be fixed.]”

(Meanwhile, somewhere in Danville)

Ring-ring

Ring-ring

*Click*

“Hello?”

“Heinz! Hi! I’m calling you with a phone I stole!”

“Uh...yes. Yes you are...Alice, how did you get my numb-?”

“ANYWAYSSSSS, I just drank a WHOLE bathtub of IPA, hehehe...the floor’s all rickety~! Woo-woo-WOO-!”

“That’s...that’s nice...Alice, hehe...uh...I-I think you might be just a tad bit-?”

“DON’T TELL ME WHAT I AM OR AM-err...nn...n-NOT, YA EINZELLER-whoa!-(crash)”

“...hello...Alice...?”

“...I fell on the ground.”

[Mod: Yes, I AM shameless enough to add in my favoritest OC to this ask blog, thank you for saying so. 🥰]

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Discord Server emotes made from the most relatably expressive art I’ve ever seen, courtesy of @galaxina-the-pyro (used with permission)

[ofwrxth]

Nyla gives Gen a grateful smile, a soft sigh leaving her as she leans back in her seat. "Thank you," she nods, "but I don't mind, if you want to share and see too." She's always appreciated Gen's forthright nature – and the exceptional kindness she's shown to Nyla when she first brought her to the Circus. Like Alicent, actually – they'd been two of the first people to make her feel at home, along with Astra.

Her lip quirks at the food and she nods. "Well, considering schnitzel seems like a giant chicken nugget...not really. And I don't think sauerkraut gives the Germans any ground to stand on when it comes to tasteless food." Nyla jokes lightly, putting her gloves back on. She's grateful for the reprieve, her mind full of images of Alicent. Good ones. Happy ones. Some sad. Some darker.

She looks around the trailer, thoughtful as her gaze falls on various trinkets that belonged to the trapeze artist. To the woman who is no longer with them. "It feels like there's an echo." But finding the source feels impossible. "Like her spirit is still here. Lingering." Nyla looks at Gen. "Or maybe it's the memories." She doesn't know. Sometimes it's hard to tell what belongs to her and what she's absorbed from others. Like deja vu. "I'm alright. I'm happy I can help." It's her constant refrain but it remains true. She wants to help. And if this is how she can, then she will. She gestures at Gen. "Are you sure you don't want to share?"

Genevieve keeps a wide berth around Alicent's trailer today. Every person who walks in or out is followed by an invisible cloud of grief, some small piece of sadness she feels cling to her skin. It's not that she doesn't want to be there, to share memories or hear the ones she never knew about her friend. It's just that the waves of emotion are so overpowering. Each person's grief merges with her own, settling in her bones. Yet, as she looks around at everyone gathered near, it strikes her that the feeling is the same, shared by all. Loss, sadness, absence.

That realization nudges her forward, her feet finally carrying her toward the trailer. She's gathered a tray of food and a drink out of instinct, the way she always brings comfort to those she cares for, her hands balancing the items without a second thought. She steps lightly up to the trailer and pokes her head through the door, her voice soft. "Hi, sweetiepop. It's just me. Thought you could do with a break."

At first, Genevieve isn't sure what to do or where to let her gaze fall. Everything sits untouched, in place, like a room waiting for someone to come back any moment, Alicent's presence still lingering in the way things have been left. It's as if she might burst through the door, laughing, ready to join them. The silence feels heavy, so she clears her throat, setting down the food and drink, her voice finding something light to fill the air. "German food is a little weird, hm? Or is that just me being a little too British?" she gives Nyla a small grin as she sits across from her.

"It's all very…quiet, isn't it?" she murmurs, glancing around, eyes trailing over the shelves. It feels as though a whole soundscape has vanished, a spectrum of life missing from the room. Genevieve turns her gaze back to Nyla, her voice dropping to a softer tone. "How are you feeling?" the question feels simple, almost silly, but it's one she knows has to be asked.

[kri-babe]

THE BLOOD-STAINED GOD ⏤ ALICE

Deity of // Death, chaos, bloodshed, madness, insanity, murder, harm, self-harm. 

Associated with // Dark forests, night time, abandoned buildings, creaking floors, whistling wind, total silence, blood, iron, flesh, snow, albinos, tension, anxiety, insanity, madness, psychedelic drugs, albino animals, desperation, fear, a scream in the dark, kidnappings, murders, torture, war, war crimes, asylums, hatred, grudges, painting, teeth, eyes, shadows/movement just on the corners of one’s vision, vengeance, revenge, unbridled fury, psychotic tenacity, black, stalking, facades

Sacred plants // Abatina, amaryllis, anemone, begonia, belladonna, bittersweet, black-eyed Susan, borage, dill, lavender, tansy

Sacred crystals & stones // Jasper, howlite, sodalite, tiger’s eye

Sacred animals // Any born with albinism

Colors // White, black, lavender, royal purple, light pink, red

Food // Schnitzel, rouladen, käsespätzle, sauerbraten, himmel un ääd

Scents // Iron, snow, mud, rain, lavender, woodsmoke, fire, rot

Accepted offerings & ways to honor // Keep to the shadows and keep to yourself. Hold your friends close, but keep them at arms length. Mind your enemies, mind your friends - trust neither. Keep hold of a plan for every situation - in which you must bury your blades in friend, or foe. Heed not the whispers from the shadows and adhere only to your true needs, blurred and vague though they may be. Show no one your feelings nor your true intent for none can be trusted. Exact revenge, gain vengeance, where necessary - bite the hand that feeds, and then break its arm. You are a dog, but you still have teeth. Protect those who are too gentle and too compassionate to protect themselves with unbridled brutality. No one would spare you a second thought or glance - don’t give them the chance to sink their teeth into your flesh.

“You learn what you need to kill and take care of the details. It’s like changing a tire. The first time you’re careful. By the thirtieth time, you can’t remember where you left the lug wrench.”

The Blood-Stained God is another diety that works in indirect ways, a being less seen in the flesh, but in the acts that are committed on a regular basis by those depraved and horrid peoples. A murder, or hideous death is often said to be the work of this particular god. While feared, and considered a dark and heinous god, he is also looked to by the beaten and the vengeful, and is said to guide the hands of those seeking to turn against those that would harm them.

Tagged By: @cigarettes-n-daisies​ Told’dya I was gonna do Alice too >3 

[galaxina-the-pyro]

“So…um…you’re looking rather stellar tonight, Alice.”

“Shut up, I’m not in the mood.”

“Oh, I Apollo-gize, I didn’t mean to make you flu-star-ed.”

“Heinz. Seriously man.”

“Don’t you mean ‘Sirius-ly’?”

“…okay, I’ll admit, that was a pretty good one.”