#alice monaghanx reader

[mermaidmundane]

Hello I'd like to request some random headcannons about hellboy.

Random hellboy headcannons 10 count

He kind of self-conscious about his fighting skills because none of the other agents truly taught him to fight.

He hates wearing socks because he loses traction with his hooves when he wears them.

Of all the movies he's watched he likes to watch the princess bride because of how cheesy and basic it is. Ge also liked robin wright.

He's More of a pie person than a cake person. He likes peanut butter pies, mudslide pies, and the old-fashioned cherry pie. He makes sure to pile on the whipped cream.

Hellboy really likes to listen to jazz music whenever he has the time. He also really likes to listen to the 30s music because that's what he was introduced to when he was younger and it reminds him of his dad.

He also has one of his dad's shirts and/or coats from when he passed just to have him in memory. Whenever he said he pulls it out and looks at all the holes and such from cigars.

Hellboy is a pan (fight me) he truly likes a person for being a person and doesn't mind what they want be sexually.

He subconsciously knows how to speak Latin. Don't ask him to speak Latin when he's conscious but every now and again when he's sleeping he'll speak a bit of Latin and have no memory of it.

Surprisingly enough hellboy cuts his own hair. He doesn't trust other people to touch his hair especially since they see him as a monster. He never gets to go outside so he learned how to cut his own hair.

Hellboy's most prized possessions that he owns is a small little dagger that him and his dad crafted when he was younger. He has his initials and carved in the dagger but it's hidden in a drawer.

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[babesapiensstuff]

I adore your Hellboy sleeping with his s/o post! Could you do one for Abe, please? It would be much appreciated! 💙

Abe Saipen Sleeping with his S/O Headcannons 10 count

Abe isn't the best when it comes to sleeping arrangements. if you're not able to sleep in the water it's a bit more difficult to try to sleep with each other but you to try to make it work.

It works one of two ways.the first way you tried doing it is a bit getting out of his tank for a few hours. He dries up enough so that you two can share bed together. the downfall to that is that he eventually does have to go back to the tank.

The second wave being a bit sad and a bit weird. You end up pressing a bed to his tank which in a way works. The sad part is you don't get to cuddle as well as you want to. Abe is able to feel your feelings though and enjoys having your company even though you two are technically apart.

The best way all-in-all is for you to just to take naps with each other. They're short but you still are able to cuddle with Abe. He likes the short little naps because Abe actually really doesn't sleep much. You just lay on him and he reads.

If you can't sleep very well he reads you his stories. They usually bore you to sleep because they're about monsters that you've never really heard about and it's just a biography of them.

If you had the ability to breathe underwater that is a totally different Ball Park. You two would be sleeping with each other almost consistently. The bprd eventually even had to make a bigger tank for both of you to sleep in and even living together.

It didn't really know how to take in the whole idea of having his significant other sleep with him. It seemed a bit taboo to him because most people see him as taboo or a disgusting creature. When you told him that you wanted to sleep with him he was a bit shocked.

In a way he was also thrilled to have somebody at least like him. The texture of a skin was definitely something to get over but after a while you forget the texture of your skin and just focus on the warmth of his body.

He likes to play music while he sleeps and that's another thing to get used to. Granted it's classical music and should be able to calm your mind but it's still background noise.

While you're sleeping he make sure to tap into your senses every once in awhile to make sure that you're having good dreams. He tends to wake you up when you have a bad dream and catches him quite early before you even realize that you're having a bad dream.

[mermaidmundane]

Hellboy DRUNK headcannons 15 count

It started with some mindless day drinking. He'd have to because human liquor takes him awhile to feel buzzed. He'd have to drink half a bar to get drunk and stay drunk for awhile.

He's a very social drinker. He likes to go out with the other agents and really have a time. Everyone's drunk so I don't think anyone would remember a demon in the bar.

He likes to play some of his " real" music and jam out. By jam out it means dance all sloppy and messy. He thinks he's really hitting off but most people are worried he's gonna hit the floor soon.

Mexico is his favorite place to drink. They have the best tequila and he likes meeting the locals. He's been there so much the bartender knows exactly what he wants when he walks through the door. He typically goes with some of his agent buddies, not a big crowd.

One time in Mexico he got a little too crazy and he didn't know how he scrounged the money up but the next morning he woke up to a shiny new tattoo. He didn't even remember leaving the bar but there he had wicked stars on his hip.

He vowed not to drink after that but that was only the beginning. He's wound up in any situation possible. Passed out in a corn field?, outside a 7/11?, In another country?, He's crashed at Alice's place more then once. She makes sure to mess with him.

He doesn't really call people when drunk because he tends to break his phone. If anything he'll go up to you and tell you how much you mean to him. He knows his limit but constantly tries to out drink it.

Some people online shop but hellboy he goes out to adopt. He ends up looking sober enough to adopt a few kittens from the local pet shelter. That's basically where half his cats came from. From him drunk adopting.

He's also a lovey dovey drunk. If his S/O walked in on him plastered he'd be one to tell them how much he thinks their pretty or cute. He'd be one to try and get some drunk smooches. It's absolutely hilarious to you because he can't even see half the time.

He does get a bit frisky when he's drunk. He tried to be all seductive with you but looked like a fool. Taking off leather pants is just as hard as putting them on. He'd be stumbling on the floor trying to crawl to you.

He's an absolute mess to take care of. He'd need help brushing his teeth before bed. Telling the man not to take a shower because he'll drown. He'd still try but you'd have to steer this man child away from harm. He's pretty sloppy as a drunk.

He's also a sensitive drunk. He'd cry if one of the little kittens fell over. You've never seen hellboy be so emotional. It was quite funny but kinda sad. You'd comfort his sad drunk self and reassure him everything is ok.

He's a mad cuddler while drunk. This man radiates even more heat while drunk. He likes wrapping his tail around your body and trying to snuggle up to you. This man got a death grip when drunk.

He detects mood changes easily. If you sternly told him to go to bed he'd be like. " Baby are you mad at me" bring on the water works.

After telling him you weren't mad and that he was drunk he'd ask again. It would be a little loop of reassuring him that your not mad until he'd pass out.

[mermaidmundane]

Hellboy xBody worshipping S/O Headcannons 15 Count

I got inspired by another Tumblr about hellboys body worshipping S/o and I just want to add more to their idea. Idea from lxmonster-mashlx.

He's not the average size man. He's well aware of how big he is compared to normal human men. This could go off as a size kink because big men equal big love. You absolutely love trying to be big spoon when cuddling. He tries to shrink himself but you will have none of it. You do everything in your power to cradle that man.

He's never had someone date him and stick around so he doesn't know what to expect. When he walked in on you wearing his XXXL BPRD shirts that looked like a dress on you, he was stunned. " Hey Y/N why you wearing my shirt?"- hellboy..... " Cuz your my man and I'm yours baby, might as well claim me" said in a singy song voice.

He would degrade his face from time to time and so you'd be right there to trace his face. Reassuring him that you love his face and it's beautiful all before pressing your forehead against his and giving little kisses.

If he was particularly down on himself you'd point out the more specific things about him you physically find attractive. Like how his eyes are like bright embers that look like a dewy sun. How his horns imperfectly perfect for his face. How contagious his smile is. Then going into his personal traits that you love.

His personal traits like his strength and determination to save the world. You make sure to point out how kind he is to people, even the people who are considered "freaks". You tell him how adorable he sounds when he baby talks animals.

On particularly rough days after a failed mission or hard mission, he gets really low. He doesn't like talking much during this time but he very much loves when you hum to him or sing. Typically with that you brush out his hair or trace down his chest or sit on his lap while doing one of two things. Something about the physical touching makes him calm down a bit before talking about stuff.

Hella compliments about how he did his hair that day or his horns. You'd compliment him on his outfit even if he wore it three days a row. Or what a babe he is. " I can't really do anything about the face babe" - hellboy. "Honey you can change your clothes and change your hair, the rest you have to live with so why not embrace it." -Y/N

Boy got muscles for days and actually prides himself on how strong he is physically. It's the perks of demon strength. If you were ok with it, he'd love to work out with you. Of course doing the strong show offy stuff or pulling stunts in training. He likes to show off that's when he's most confident and his strength is one of those confidence things. You make sure to maximize on how strong he's and coo at his little show off moments.

Most people think his feet are weird and he tries to hide them. When you first saw them you practically squealed. He thought it was out of disgust until you began gushing how cute he was. This was just another unique feature of hellboy. He'd sit down and you'd gush over how handsome and adorable he is. He didn't believe you actually liked his feet until you showed up with knitted socks fit just for his hooves.

Don't even get started on the tail. He thought it was a bit of a nuisance because it occasionally got in the way but that tail was done for when you saw it. You'd be standing next him twirling his tail. Sometimes he'd wrap his tail around your hand to get you to stop. When it came to hugs you remind him how much you love how his tail subconsciously wraps around your leg. Much to hellboys embarrassment.

" Babe why do you like how weird I am? I'm not normal..." Hellboy said solemnly. "Why try to be like everyone else when no one can be like you, weird and abnormal are just adjectives used to describe things. They are add ons to nouns, just like beautiful, unique, and amazing."- Y/N

Eventually the compliments got to him and he started to believe in them. In order to change a mind you have to the way of thinking. He started complimenting himself on new outfits or if he filed his horns just right. You were basically required to wear one of his shirts nightly. He loved how cute you looked in them and how it was a way of him saying your his.

You'd catch him repeating your positive affirmations about himself. He even started creating some for himself. You could tell he had a little more pep in his step because he stopped caring what people would say to him about his features.

He knew he had you to love him up when things got rough and he loved making sure you were aware of the fact that you are beautiful. He'd remind you of all the best things you did that day or your features or quirks he thinks are cute.

He's warming up to the idea of his face looking ok but he really loves when you create new ways to describe his eyes. The embers of the sun, goey butterscotch sundae, badass volcano, pure firey gold, and calming sunsets. He couldn't imagine anyone describing just his eyes that way until you showed up.

[mermaidmundane]

Agent! Prince Nuada x Exhausted! Reader. The reader is taking up more missions and isn’t getting a lot of sleep. When she falls asleep during a briefing of an important mission, Nuada insists they stay behind so she can rest. Manning doesn’t like the idea but then the reader passes out from exhaustion and Nuada takes her to their shared room. She awakes hours later to Nuada making her a sleep aid tea to relax her and let her sleep. Fluff ending! ThankYou

Nuada X Exhausted Reader

They had been hitting you left and right for missions with little break in-between.

" I've done worse, I can do this. Just a couple more." You muttered to yourself. You had grown pale and thin due to not having anytime to sleep or eat a proper meal. Walking in to Mannings conference room. Nuada saw your trembling frame and came to your aid in helping you sit down for the meeting. He sat beside you as you sighed barely keeping your eyes open. Manning began briefing everyone on the next mission and what possible dangers may await. He continued to ramble as Nuada took your hand rubbing his thumb across it. You smiled at him and nodded that you were ok.

" Y/N I want you front line in this next mission." Manning boomed. Nuada's eyes grew icy as he death glared at him.

" She has been doing missions day in day out for months! Don't you think Y/N needs a break?" He said with anger.

" Uh no because she a good agent. We need her on this mission. Maybe after the one they can have a break." Manning emphasized.

You grabbed Nuada's hand with your other and nodded again you were ok.

" Meetings over, get to work agent." Manning said bitterly. You walked back to your shared room Nuada in tow behind you. You began getting very shaking as you fumbled with the door handle. Entering the room as it felt like everything became so light you fell to the floor.

Slightly waking up and shifting from one side to the other you tried to hold yourself up and found you couldn't do so.

" Rest my dear." As Nuada came to your side, laying you back down. You mumbled incoherently and abided by him. He went to the kitchen to get you tea.

" hmmm" you mumbled.

" It's sleep tea my love. That idiot Manning worked you to death. No more. You are going to sleep. They'll have to find someone else. Your ill." He said in a low voice. He was kind enough to put a straw in your tea so you wouldn't have to hoist yourself up to drink. After a few sips you felt yourself drifting again as he patted your hair and twirled it in his fingers.

[mermaidmundane]

[mermaidmundane]

Can I get a protective/jealous/showoff hellboy imagine?

He's a subtle but not subtle kind of guy. He'd be okay when you talked about the other person but on the inside he's thinking of ways to get them away. Also tryna picture this person as stupidly as possible.

Once he finally met this person, he wouldn't be rude. He shake their hand tightly. Almost too tight for it not to be noticed. All while bragging about how great you are and how you love him so much.

Bet when it comes to doing stuff like tackling a monster he's pulling all the stops. Making sure your watching him be strong and heroic. Then walking over to the conversation like it was no big deal.

He's a weapons fanatic so he'd have no problems unloading his weapons in front of people. He's taught you how to clean each one. He'd ask you to help just to get you away from the person and in a way that lets them know he's not scared to use them. It also another claim thing that lets people know your with him. He doesn't let anyone touch his guns.

Sometimes when he wanted too he'd take you to the shooting range to practice shooting all his guns. He wants to make sure you can use any of them in case he's not able to. It's good bonding for you two anyway. It's also another way hellboy tends to show off.

If you talked about hanging out with a person he's not so sure about he'd be giving you everything to protect you. Some basic maze, check, knife, check, brass knuckles, check, gun just in case, check. Anything and everything for when a situation gone wrong.

If you were to go and hang out with this person he's there on some city building watching just in case this person isn't who they say they are. Plus also to catch them if they try to make any moves on you. They gladly would be getting a rock to the face.

If someone was getting too cheeky with you he'd straight up come over and pick you up. Throwing out over his shoulder as you questioned him. He'd just take you to his room and listen to you talk to him about it. He not much for talking about feelings so you really got to pry it out of him.

You kind of get a clue when he's more flirtatious around you. He tends to kiss your cheek or lips when around people. Or sometimes he'd wrapped his arm around you no matter how rough he looked. A lot of others clued in on it too and made sure to steer clear of him when he's territorial.

Some other things he'd do let you wear his coat/ shirt, "need" your assistance for a mission, ask you to buy him candy since he can't go out in public, or ask you to help him care for one or two of the cats.

[mermaidmundane]

Hellboy X Reader Playing in the rain.

Warnings: extra fluffly

Everyone was in the conference room for a meeting. It had already been an hour long and you could see Hellboy zoning in and out. He would always do something funny or cute to you when the meetings dragged on but he was so out of it. He hated running around the BPRD and to be honest you did too. Manning presented another chart and protocol. At last, finally the meeting came to a close as everyone filed out. Hellboy came to you after the meeting to complain about how boring it was. In the midst of his sentence a loud crack of thunder shook the building. You both walked to the nearest window to see the downpour of rain against the building. It wasn't raining hard if anything it looked soft and light.

" Looks peaceful out there babe." You smirked.

He snorted a bit and nodded his head in agreement. You always loved the rain. The way it smelled, the feeling of water on your skin. It was a hot summer day anyway. If it weren't for the air conditioner we'd all be fried by now. You walked to your room and opened the door. You found some shorts and a ragged t-shirt at the bottom of your dresser. As expected you heard a knock. Opening the door to hellboy.

" Walked off on me aye. Getting ready for bed this early?" As he looked at his watch.

" No I'm gonna play in the rain." You said playfully.

"Oh really?" he chuckled. You pushed through him and walked to the front door. Walking outside the rain had already made puddles of mud near the concrete platforms. At first you laid on the concrete to really soak in the rain. The warm concrete and cool rain really relaxed you as you giggled as the rain tickled your cheeks. 

" You're crazy you know that!" Shouted hellboy from the front door.

" Hmm I know, maybe you should be crazy with me?" You asked.

Hellboy stood by the door for a while, wondering if it was really worth getting wet. He took off his coat and hung it by the door. You moved closer to the edge of the concrete slab to make room for him. He laid beside you. 

" See isn't this nice? Better than staying in a boring meeting." You coined. You grabbed his hand and both laid in silence holding hands. He did feel pretty relaxed. Both of you were completely saturated by this point. Your other hand inched itself to the mud puddle next to you. After you hand was covered in mud you stuck it right on his forehead. He jolted up to figure out what you've done. Sitting there giggling at him he realized you splatted him with mud.

" Alright, I see how you are!" Hellboy said. With a swift movement he picks you up and slides you in a massive mud puddle. This was nothing compared to your little mark. You were completely covered in mud. You got up and stood in shock as you declared war. Grabbing a handful of mud you launched it at him. It hit his chest as he came towards you to pick you up and spin you around in the rain. He put you down to grab a handful of the sloppy mud and put it on top of your head.

" Hey! Jerk!" You shouted. He laughed at your remark. You pushed him down to sit on top of him. All while sloshing him with mud on his chest. You were nice enough to not get it on his face this time. He laid there laughing before flipping you to the bottom. 

" How are we gonna get cleaned up now baby?" He asked tenderly. Before you could answer his tail flicked a clump of mud at your face. Wiping your face you retaliated by wiping it onto his.

" I don't know red, what did you have in mind?" You asked shyly.

" Well I don't want the custodians to be too mad at us. So showering at your room. It's closer." He responded. You snorted and crawled out from underneath him.

" Hmm makes sense to me" as you slide your way to the concrete again. Hellboy followed behind you and when you both were on the concrete he turned you toward him. Without thought he gave you a small kiss in the rain. It was definitely not a fairytale kiss but it was romantic in a way. Which is rare for hellboy. All at once he grabbed your hand and pulled you close with the other. He began to sway a bit. 

" Dancing in the rain are we?" You chuckled. You lay your head on his muddy chest. He went in to twirl you a bit. Nothing could ever beat this. This made getting all gross worth it. He wasn't the best dancer but he loved being with you. Your moment was cut short when a clash of lightning struck.

"Better get in before we get zapped" he mentioned.

You both walked to the front entrance, holding hands. As you walked in hellboy grabbed his coat and you two booked it for your room. 

[mermaidmundane]

Abe with a witch s/o?

Abe Saipen X Witch Reader Headcannons 10 count

Absolutely stunned to have a witch on the bprd team. Hellboy has had a few run ins with witches so you really had to prove yourself a good witch. Abe took you in immediately.

He tries to learn everything he can through his mind reading thing but fails to do so. You're able to detect this and make him unable to read anything of you. This made him completely reliant on talking to you to find things about you.

You took interest to him very quickly and he took interest into you aswell. No one was surprised when you two became too cuddly and started dating. Which made you let your guard down with him a lot more.

He likes when you use your power around the BPRD like for unlocking jammed doors or making a portal to another room. Just like any other species you have a history and library of spell books and history of your ancestors galore. He also learned that mostly all witches are related to you. Even baba yaga...

It takes a witch a long time to learn all the spells but they do tend to specialize in certain crafts which makes Abe confused. Everything he's ever know about witches is turned on its head.

One most utilized spell is a water spell that puts a water bubble around Abe so he can breath. This also allows you two to go out more and enjoy dates outside. While on these dates he helps you find herbs for the potions you make.

On the flip side you can create an air bubble for when you swim with him on missions in case he needs extra help. If it's not on missions allows you to sneak him to the nearest lake and skinny dip here and there.

Abe picked up a new hobby of helping you make potions. He learned about you a little more while you two were able to just be together. You were always so busy making stuff but made time for Abe any chance you got.

He doesn't like the whole creepy crawlies spells you do or dealing with anything dead. You gotta do a few of those every now and then but he would not be subbing for events like that. You make sure to console him after you get finished because it takes awhile and he misses you.

You two are complete opposites but somehow have a mutual relationship with each other. Dating or not you two tend to rely on each other for support during missions or just in general.

[mermaidmundane]

Part 2 of Oni demon so Please? :^) Like fight skills, she doesn't need Guns to fight, just a good pair of katanas or a spiked wrecking ball to do the job in a few minutes (being compared to Natasha romanoff xd) And finally, kraus and Manning being like fathers to her (Lmao ), bowing in respect to them and Dr Broom. I miss your blog :^)

Hellboy X Oni Demon Reader part 2 Headcannons 10 count

You really don't believe in using the art of gun fighting in order to take down your enemies. Instead you use katanas to slash or severely injure your opponent in seconds. Hellboy before guns was jus hellboy beating everyone up with little sword fighting knowledge.

He's amazed by it and actually wants you to teach him how to use katanas so he can be better equipped in a sword fight. You end up lending him a katana which is a great honor for him.

You had amazing hand to hand combat. You studied for years on what combinations would work best for each attack. It paid off and you were now the best of the best and that's when you earned your katanas.

Speaking of honor, you were taught to respect your elders and people above you. You look to Manning and Kraus as your elders. They were more like father's to you in a way. They cared for you not only because of your dedication but because you respect and abide their wishes .

You make sure to bow to them when ever you get the chance. They take it as flattery and try to do the same back for you.

When Hellboy talked of his father. He used language that described him as a noble man that saved him. When you met his father you bowed to him too because hellboy held him to such honor.

Broom adored it. He didn't know much of you but he was surely researching you as much as possible. Not just your abilities but your culture as well.

Hellboy made sure to go to Abe and research you as well. He needed to know proper marriage traditions, how to meet family and such. Sure you two were both demons from another block but he wants to make sure he's not stepping on any of your toes.

Eventually you become so good at fighting with swords you move up with the big boys like a spiked ball. Those things can kill you if you don't know how to use them. Hellboy wasn't thrilled to be a test dummy but it was good training for him.

Once you were great at them, you took them to the playing field and made Manning, Kraus, and Broom proud. Swinging the spiked ball to knock down a few enemies in mere seconds.

[babesapiensstuff]

O, 31, 44?

0: Height: About 6'1

31: Last text: It was to red about the whole thing about exhibitionist and watching him bang.

44: Random Fact: I can hold my breath for 35 seconds on land. Without any water.

[mermaidmundane]

Hey hey, do you think you could do the smut alphabet for Daimio please? ❤❤

A- Aftercare: He's pretty into aftercare. He likes making sure his significant other is able to feel safe and comfortable after sex. He tries his best to cuddle them afterwards after he makes sure he doesn't go full were-cat on them. Decent lover in aftercare.

B- Body part: He typically goes for the chest. He likes being able to kiss down to your chest and tease you with the supple nibbles around your breasts and nipples. Ben takes his time making sure your ready for him by teasing you.

C- Cum: He likes to cum inside instead of outside. It's a bit of a breeding kink for him and he doesn't really find it appealing to cum outside and make a mess of his lover. He'd much rather ram you rampant and then fill you in. 

D- Dirty Secret: You wouldn't know it unless he told you but he actually prefers his lover to take over him. He likes being a little Sub for his Dom lover. Ben likes taking orders from his babe in a demanding way. He likes it when you tell him how to please you.

E- Experience: Ben's pretty experienced when it comes to sex. Well of course because he allows his lovers to tell him what to do. He's really good at picking up on his lovers kinks and sweet spots at a fast rate. This makes him ideal at pleasuring you just the way you want.

F- Favorite Position: Missionary is his prime position. He can alter to you being on top of him to take control over him. Either way he likes being able to get a full few of how he's making you feel. He likes to be very intune to his lover. 

G- Goofy: He's pretty serious during sex but once in awhile he can allow himself a chuckle. He's more into crude humor and teasing banter than jokes or tickles. For example slight humorous dirty talk is a small play into foreplay.

H- Hair: Pretty well groomed. Carpet definitely matches the drapes. He won't tell you if he actually cares for it or if it's just natural.

I- Intimacy: Ben's not too shy when it comes to intimacy. He wouldn't mind pushing up against the wall just to kiss you. He also likes being able to hold you whenever he can and slyly sneaking up your shirt or down your pants. He's a bit devious at times.

J- Jack Off: you would definitely catch him jacking off at one point or another. He'd try to play it off as something sexy and have you join him. Mostly he's embarrassed by the fact that you've caught him after dating him for so long. He doesn't jack off often but when he does he does it for quite a while

K- Kink: Like said before he has a breeding kink. In a way it makes him feel alive with his little bit of control he's able to have with you.

L- Location: He prefers kitchen. It makes him more animalistic than anywhere else. He just likes being able to take your breath away whenever possible. He won't cum on you to make you messy but don't fret there's another kinda mess.

M- Motivation: It does take quite a bit to get him motivated because of his busy schedule throughout the week and throughout the day. He also is a bit scared that he might go animalistic on you if you were to get too excited. His Were- Jaguar tends to take effect when he gets too excited.

N- No: Definitely no to anal. He doesn't see how people even find it appealing to do such a thing. So if your into that kind of kinky stuff he's out if it. You'd have to take care of that yourself.

O- Oral: Again likes to let his lover take the lead. Whether they lie to give or receive he's ready to either or in order to please you. 

P- Pace: This boy is a tease and likes to go slow and make you crazy. You can choose what you want him to do but in some way he still has a bit of control that will drive you mad.

Q- Quickie: He is down for quickies here and there if things are too busy. Sometimes he just needs a release and sometimes you do too so quickies typically happen in the shower or kitchen.

R- Risk: He's not all up for risks during sex. He's learned very quickly in the military that risks get you nowhere. You can try all you want but he likes to abide by certain rules and regulations. He also likes to keep things private in a sense.

S- Stamina: He can go a few rounds but after that he's beat. He likes to please you but with everything he juggles it's hard for him to keep up. He makes sure you're satisfied before he finishes though.

T- Toys: Definitely not opposed to try a few cock rings or vibes here and there. He's a bit confused with such things because he's never really had chances to use them. You'd have to show them how they work but it would turn into a fun get to know each other.

U- Unfair: He's the tease and he knows it. I mean look at the sky smile he's got. He knows how to play you like a base and more. There have been multiple occasions of him dirty talking to you through text or on the phone. Boy knows how to make you wet without trying.

V- Volume: Ben's a moaner at max. Maybe you'll hear him utter some swear words but he'll like just moan. Kind of a quiet lover.

W- Wild Card: Only likes being a Sub because he likes seeing his lover being so confident. That in itself is a kink of its own. He likes to see his baby so engaged with what they desire.

X- X-ray: That's for you to decide…. 

Y- Yearning: You do more than him. It takes a while to remind him about sex. He's so busy half the time he forgets why he gets so frustrated an horny. So maybe a reminder here and there will help.

Z- Zzz: He falls asleep first. he can't help it he tries so hard to stay awake and cuddle a little longer but his eyes won't stay open. It's cute listening to his mumble talk as you ask him questions to see what state he's in. His husky murmurs are hilariously adorable for such a brute man.

[mermaidmundane]

Can I be dirty and ask for smut alphabet for our dear Hellboy?

A- Aftercare: He's really cuddly. He likes to snuggle more so after sex. He's into holding hands with you after sex as well because he likes to touch you. It doesn't even need to be sexual. He just like touching you.

B- Body part: Reds a tummy guy. He doesn't mind thick or thin he likes to give kisses and love bites on your tummy. He likes to trace your stomach when you two are relaxing too. It's just more sensual.

C- Cum: Hellboy likes to keep everything contained. He cums a lot and multiple times. He hates making messes because it's ten times harder to clean up. He'd more than likely cum in condoms or somewhere contained.

D- Dirty Secret: Reds obsessed with tail sex. He likes to tease you with his tail. It's a more subtle way of teasing you without anyone noticing. He makes sure to give you a fair warning when he's about to play but it's all fun and games, watching you squirm and moan silently.

E- Experience: Hellboys banged a few people here and there mostly because of the summonings he gets. If they give a good offer he won't necessarily refuse it. So in a way he's pretty experienced in this field due to being summoned.

F- Favorite Position: He likes to bang you on furniture. He's pretty strong and could easily pin you to walls and tables. He likes to bang you on anything other than the bed. If it's more soft play sex then yeah maybe bed is best but freaky hot sex anywhere else.

G- Goofy: He is definitely silly during sex. Anung might be a different case because he wants to really fuck. Hellboy likes to do playful acts of kissing your neck or thighs something to make you twitch. He also likes to pull small pranks during sex.

H- Hair: Ya boy is hairy. He likes it to keep himself groomed but it's hard when you are covered in hair. He tries to make himself presentable for his lover.

I- Intimacy: He likes to play bad boy every now and then but is kind of out of tune with Intimacy but he likes learning about you. He doesn't really know about himself so he likes exploring.

J- Jack Off: He won't lie he absolutely Jack's off whenever he possibly can. The man gets bored or horny with no one to help him out at times. Sometimes he just wants some alone time to really feel good when he's feeling down. If you were around he would move somewhere more private unless you were to tease him.

K- Kink: He has a thigh kink. He likes thighs of all body parts. Doesn't know why but he likes them on him. Doesn't mind being smothered by them while eating you out. He suffocates he suffocates.

L- Location: Anung would take you everywhere and anywhere. Hellboy on the other hand keeps it in the bprd. Can't really go out in public. If he had the chance to be naughty in public he would take it if you begged him to. 

M- Motivation: Not much begging to do for him to get hot and heavy. He likes the rush of being caught and being cooped up all his life makes him very good at being sneaky.

N- No: He's pretty open for anything. Nothing he would really be into saying no to.

O- Oral: Hellboys in charge no matter what you say. He would almost always eat you out before you can touch his cock. He can go for rounds and he wants you to catch up.

P- Pace: He's usually cut on time so he tends to speed through. That's why he makes sure at least you cum before he can because it would be a dick move if he left you high and dry.

Q- Quickie: Reds a pro at quickies. Especially if it's out in public he's not messing around. Its game on when there's a time crunch.

R- Risk: He's the very definition of risk. He's good at being sneaky when need be.  Risky boy likes to send some nudes here and there to show *ahem* how much he "needs" you.

S- Stamina: He can go rounds with you. He's got that inhuman stamina. He'll leave you exhausted and sore in no time and still be able to jack himself a few times extra.

T- Toys: Kink fuck would with out a doubt use toys. It doesn't matter if it's on you or him. He goes both ways so he doesn't mind being pegged or tied up. On the flip side would do it to you if you asked.

U- Unfair: Hellboy likes to be teased instead of teasing. Anung different story he does whatever. Hellboy on the other hand likes to play his cards into a submissive role with his lover.

V- Volume: Definitely a grunter an even a growler. He doesn't fully just moan he growls almost like an animalistic / possessive kind of way. He lets you know you're his and doesn't mind you teasing him about it.

W- Wild Card: He's broken more bed frames than he can count. It's pretty obvious to other agents as to why but he couldn't care less. He'd just sheepishly smile back at you before placing a kiss on your head to let everyone know how.

X- X-ray: Big guy, Big dick. Demon dick.  He's inhumanely sized and he uses it to his advantage.

Y- Yearning: He does more especially if he's in heat. He likes to be around you when he's feeling particularly needy. Not just sex wise but all around wanting you.

Z- Zzz: You both probably fall asleep around the same time. You both were just heavy petting and it gets you drained. He makes sure to tire himself out eventually but you two tend to fall asleep together.

[babesapiensstuff]

Imagine Alice Monaghan marrying you.

[mermaidmundane]

Alice and fem reader where reader is a part of brpd and is super sarcastic and sassy and her and alice bounce off each other. But the other members are fed up of them flirting so put them on a mission together to make them admit their feelings. Does that make sense ? Lol X

Typical day at the bprd, agents running around for their lives as a terrifying monster tries to break hold of its chains. how was walking around the perimeter making sure it doesn't get out of his sight. Each of us are blocking one of the exits so it has no opportunity to escape. You look at Alice as she seems a bit frightened and overwhelmed by the scene. The monster wasn't too big, something help we could have easily captured but since it was so quick it took the whole team to restrain it. Once it was restrained it returned back to its cage do to the protocol. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as the mission was over and everyone could go back to doing what they were doing before.

" Hey Alice why didn't you spook it back into it's cage?" You remarked.

" Ha ha just cuz I talk to spirits doesn't mean I control them." Alice said in a snarky voice. You two had begin walking to the cafeteria for lunch when all of the sudden your feet were underneath of you anymore. You had felt a foot in front of you as Alice continued to walk. She looked back to see you on the ground.

" Oh darling you falling for me now yea?" She giggled.

" More like your tripping?" You recoiled. She pretended to pout as all of the agents around them rolled their eyes. Everyone knew that you two had something, some kind of connection that even hellboy was sick of.

Grabbing your food you two sat next to each other as if there was nothing between you two. Alice the little devil she is decided to sling pudding on you face. Before you could retaliate hellboy came and sat in front of you two. He looked confused at the fact there was pudding on your face.

" Why?" Hellboy asked.

" Obviously I'm treat to be around ain't it right Alice?" You said nudging her.

" oh yes mind if I taste?" Alice said slyly. Hellboy without missing a beat

" You two hash something out cuz this playful flirting you got is DISgustING."

You two looked at eachother before looking back at hellboy and nodded in agreement.

Maybe it is time?

[mermaidmundane]

I saw you had requests open so I was wondering if you could do any John Myers with a demon!girl girlfriend maybe?? I love your work so so so much!!!

John Myers X Demon Reader Headcannons 10 count

He was definitely scared at first to be dating you. I mean look at you cunning smile, hypnotic body, if looks could bring him back from the dead, you'd take the cake.

He's worked at the bprd for a while at this point and nothing fazes him. He doesn't judge anyone anymore. He knows that just because you look a certain way doesn't mean you have to be a certain way. He's learned that from hellboy.

John had to admit it was difficult to date you because you couldn't necessarily go out in public. He had to be more elaborate when planning dinner dates and rooftop sky watching.

After awhile he doesn't get so afraid when you go full demon anymore. At first he was scared but now it's formed into some kind of weird fear attraction towards you.

You don't file your horns like hellboy does. So he expects his hoodies and shirts to be all torn up from you wearing them. He eventually invests in button up shirts and jackets so you don't have to pull them over your head.

You two would meet in the break room to drink coffee together. If it were too full, you'd walk through the bprd halls, just talking to each other.

You looked like a demon goddess, strutting the halls with a cloak around your shoulders. He looked like a little marshmallow following behind you. All full of smiles and his dorky hair do.

He would hang out in your room the most because he liked being around you. With not being able to go out in public he'd try to smuggle to his house but it wouldn't always work.

While hanging out he'd try to impress you with his cooking skills. He's actually really good at cooking. Then afterwards have a little movie night before carefully sleeping together.

Your all into PDA and bevy petting whether it's in public or just at home. Things include: dirty jokes, kink play, hand holding, spanking, groping at times.