#alice getting drunk and agathario happened to be at the same bar

[tremordusk]

I’m in love with Alice idc if she has 0 rizz I’d be smiling at a shitty not-really-a-bar but it’s a third location anyways that we happens to meet eachother at. What would she say? I’m not sure, I know it would start with me complimenting her hair. It’s a long scheme, I’m going to keep up my charms until I’m able to start playing with it. Anyways I’m a lesbian and I won’t bother you with more than this sad sad two sentences

Rio, pretending to read a newspaper for dramatic effect: Mija.

Alice, literally trying to sneak out of the kitchen: Ma- I- Rio what are doing there?!

Agatha, dramatically walking into the kitchen blocking Alice’s exit: I can ask you the same thing-

Alice: I live here

Rio: So do we

Agatha: And there are rules

Rio: You don’t follow them, my love

Agatha: That’s why your mother is giving the talk

Alice: WHAT?!

Rio: We need to talk about where you have been sneaking off to.

Alice: I’m a grown woman

Agatha: We adopted you

Alice: …

Rio: Where were you last night?

Where Alice was last night:

Alice drunk at bar: hiiii *waves at a pretty girl*

Girl: Hi.

Alice: Pretty, I mean I’m pretty- you, you are pretty

Girl: Thanks

Alice, leans on side of bar table and falls: Meant to do that!

Present time:

Rio, smirking: Well?

Alice: I was out late at a bar ok? Happy now??

Agatha, places hand on her shoulder: Alice…anything else?

Alice: flirted with a girl…

Agatha: What was her name?

Alice: I don’t know… but she looked awfully like Rio—

Rio, cackling: IT WAS ME—