#alice and k being besties

[littlelioncub43]

Nanny AU or Maid AU

Amnesia or Arranged Marriage

Vampires or Werewolves

Domestic Bliss or Hate Sex

Cottagecore or Grunge

Maid AU

Amnesia

Werewolves

Domestic Bliss

Cottagecore (I can make it Hobbit-y)

[frenchgremlim1808]

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS SAYS ABOUT YOU: YTTD EDITION

PART 1) THE PARTICIPANTS

SARA CHIDOUIN:

You can’t stop praising her about how amazing of a protagonist she is compared to other protags in similar games such as danganronpa. You would and WILL fight anyone that says anything bad about your homegirl an you DEFINITELY need therapy

JOE TAZUNA:

You have the terrible habit of falling immediately in love with the best friend archetype that we met in the beginning who’s clearly gonna die. When they die you keep telling yourself you won’t be fooled again and then you do. Anyway you are in denial

KEIJI SHINOGI:

You keep justifying you love for him by using the “he’s a complex character, he’s deep and shit” but that’s just an excuse to not say “i want him to carnally fuck me and treat my little bitch with his huge arms and tits”. Whatever sexuality you were before, his deep look probably turned you gay. Anyhow you are horny as fuck and you definitely need therapy, you little whor-

REKO YABUSAME:

Either you are the the most gay motherfucker on the planet or you’re veeeeeeeeeeery straight.  you’re favorite ship is naoreko. NEVERTHELESS you want her to step on you. 

Q-TARO BURGERBERG: 

there is exactly two type of q-taro fans, The meme lord or the 20 page Reddit post defending his character from any criticism. We allllll know which ever type of fan you are, you cried like a baby in his final moments.

 KAZUMI MISHIMA:

You definitely made every possible outcome in ytts, an replayed it multiple times. You probably follow  “ mishima-in-places-he-shouldnt-be” and is still sad that this gentle loving dude had to die first why it is. always. the. cool. dudes. who. dies. first., WHY, WHY NANKIDAI ?

KANNA KIZUCHI: 

You are awesome, smart, and just the perfect person to be around, you’re aura smells pure awesomeness, no, NO i am not biased.at.all it’s not like  she’s my profile picture. 

In all seriousness, you probably crave any green bling content and also loves shin too but kanna passion and pure kindness made you make the choice to kill shin. It seemed to difficult to vote for a kid so you voted shin. You relate to kanna struggles And ADORES her character development in 3b. Also you definitely need many therapy session (not projecting at all) .

NAO EGOKORO: 

If being a joe fan is sadness, a greenbling fan depression, well being a nao fan is literal despair and anger with anguish. Bro what the fuck did she do to have such an horrible end like that, her entire experience in the death game was  a pure nightmare. Homegirl did nothing wrong, she shouldn’t literally even be here dude😭😭. You have only one consolation is that now she’s in heaven with her girlfriend, also obviously you ship naoreko

GIN IBUSHI:

You are right in fact you are 99.99 percent of the fandom. And i know that if one day you see anyone put gin below S tier or say anything relatively negative about him, you WILL find them, you WILL track them , and you’re gonna BOIL THEM ALIVE. And i will probably cheer you so go on, pop off, girlboss or mansplain bestie !  

KAI SATOU:

You are mesmerized by his beautiful aura and luscious long mane. Every time the characters talk about him you feel so much happiness that his sacrifice was in the end really worth it, but still you cry that the cutest malewife had to go first.

ALICE YABUSAME:

His atrocious hair made you burn your eyes, his cringe fail personality made you laugh but his death destroyed you entirely. In the end you fell for this transmasc king. If you played logic rote you probably died a second time lol.

S H I N  T S U K I M I:

Shin tsukimi, oh, Shin Tsukimi the character of all time. So from what i understand he’s your favorite character. Were you the weird kid in your class when you were in high school or that one queer kid that tried to hide your identity but everyone knew just by a single look? Just by looking at you i can see a lot of self loathing and unaddressed personal issues that you try hiding under a rug instead of actually addressing them. Do you take time to eat, to drink, don’t forget to take a break from negativity when you are at your lowest, okay ? Diagnosing you is pretty hard you probably have a thousand problems but at least, i hope, not as much as this little dumbass.                                           There is two type of shin fans:

-the one who want to punch him, shove him into a locker and bully him 

-the one who want to give him a warm hug, a nice soup and a good night of sleep.                                                                                                                    In both cases, you are exactly like him and projecting so hard onto him. Also you are supeeeeeer gay like extra gay. Like your aura smells GAY you know. No cis het allo kinnie of shins exist actually, it’s as possible as dividing 0 by 0.  

So conclusion go to therapy

KUGIE KIZUCHI:

Ao3 is your god, your lord and everything that you need to live. Every time ao3 get down you die inside. You crave any content of her and wish that we can know more in the future about her (i do too) and you probably feel in love with her trough fanfic.

MEGUMI SASAHARA:

You guys exists? Well you like evil boss woman, i guess.

This shit full of errors and mistakes also this is a joke don’t get offended, remember as a greenbling fan i am probably the least respected type of yttd fan, well above the keiji simps you guys are wild. 

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The Cursed Children

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/nwfVKNS

by CrazyAssPotterHead

In classic Harry Potter style, his middle child nearly destroys the wizarding world in a night. With growing hormones and her families imposible expectations, she’s torn between what she knows is right and what she wishes was. So, with perfectly reasonably decision making skills she decides to listen to none of those feelings and fix one of her fathers biggest mistakes instead.

Or, in simple terms, gender-bent Scorbus in Harry Potter and The Cursed Child.

Words: 1347, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage

Categories: F/F

Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter, Delphi (Harry Potter), Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, mentioned Astoria Greengrass - Character, Rose Weasley, Lily Luna Potter, James Sirius Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger

Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Delphi & Scorpius Malfoy & Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy & Scorpius Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy & Albus Severus Potter, Albus Severus Potter & Harry Potter, Albus Severus Potter & Lily Luna Potter, Albus Severus Potter & Ginny Weasley, Albus Severus Potter & James Sirius Potter, Alice Longbottom/James Sirius Potter, Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy

Additional Tags: Genderbending, Fem Scorpius Malfoy, Fem Albus Severus Potter, Character Death, Daddy Issues, questionable parenting, definitely planned this out and wasn’t just impulse, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant kinda, Self-Esteem Issues, Autistic Scorpius Malfoy, Slytherins Being Slytherins, First Kiss, Albus being named after Dumbledores sister, I only kept Scorpias name because of Shera, Toxic besties, This may never get edited cuz who has time for that

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/nwfVKNS

[ao3feed-drastoria]

Fate was in a good mood (Scorose)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2djXtfb by SimonaIvanova What happens when noone wants Scorpius in their compartment on the train to Hogwarts? He comes to the compartment he tried to avoid - the one of Rose Granger-Weasley, Albus Potter and Alice Longbottom. Unlike his expectations, they welcome him in there. That's the story of how The Herd was formed. Well, in life friends can turn to more, and that's exactly what happened to them. This book follows the lives of these two from the very beginning to the very end. Friendships developing, sibling confessions and many, many adventures for the troublemakers Scorpius, Albus, Alice and Rose. Words: 8813, Chapters: 5/?, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Rose Weasley, Hugo Weasley, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, James Sirius Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Alice Longbottom, Frank Longbottom, Augusta Longbottom, Fred Weasley II, Teddy Lupin, Roxanne Weasley, Dominique Weasley, Victoire Weasley, Luis Weasley Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Rose Weasley, Alice Longbottom/Albus Severus Potter, Lorcan Scamander/Hugo Weasley, Lily Luna Potter/Lysander Scamander, Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Basically a story about next gen, no one likes the cursed child so we don't do that here, barely focusing on the canon characters, mostly about the kids, draco redemption, ron actually reacting sensibly to scorose, Requited Love, Teen Romance, very slow burn, literaly every ship is slow burn here, Plot Twists, This fic is going to be long, i really ship hugo and lorcan, their relationship deserves more love, mostly focusing on scorose but side ships are explored deeply too, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Angst?, Not sure about smut yet, idk how to tag it without spoiling, goofball scorpius, Badass Rose, just scorpius rose albus and alice being besties, not sure what exactly the plot is read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2djXtfb

[littlelioncub43]

Me seeing these for the first time:

(I am both Marge and Homer)

So that's what he's been saying in all those gifs I use 😹

[honeystwiggypeach]

Dad! Eddie taking his little girl to her first day at kindergarten, like she and reader being all excited but Eddie's almost curling up in the floor crying 👀

Hon I debated on if I should make this from the single dad Eddie series dad Eddie or just no series😭like I love Molly and Lucy both so much very hard to decide but I just decided on Lucy! Sorry this took so long my school days are pretty long but I got out earlier today! Anywho thank you so much for the request I love writing stranger things and requests in general!

Dad!eddie x Mom!Reader

Dad!Eddie masterlist!

Tw-Eddie cries, Lucy didn’t know you get left at school, idk let me know if I missed anything!

He thought he was going to be fine but when Lucille practically ran to the car bouncing on the balls of her feet he knew he wasn’t going to make it.

He got out of the car with you and Lucy and it was a hassle to even get her to hold your hands when normally she’d be the one asking to hold them.

“Are you sure you want to go Luc?” Eddie asks leaning to her level and she nods with a big smile on her face.

“Yeah! I’m gonna make friends daddy!” She’s excited and it’s hurting Eddie’s heart, he’d expect his daughter to wail and cry because she wanted to stay home but she was so grown up she didn’t even need him beside her anymore!

But he’s probably just being dramatic…or so he thought because when you two get in the classroom she’s taking off giggling wildly as she sees Alice not even looking behind.

When you get in the car Eddie’s got his face in his hands, “she didn’t even tell us bye y/n!” You know he wants you to think he’s joking but with the way his voice is close to cracking you know his eyes are welling with tears.

“Eddie don’t be upset…at least she’s going to have fun she could cry the whole time” you give him a little smile and he nods rubbing his nose and eyes before you both go home.

A few short hours later and you’re picking her up from school and she’s practically running before she latches onto your legs, “why’d you leave me here?” She asks in a little voice as you all walk back to the van and you can already see the way Eddie’s lip trembles and predict how when you get home he’s going to ask you to realistically think about homeschooling.

Pls besties request more stranger things stuff because I love writing requests so much but rarely get stranger things ones!!

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[laladellakang]

Hello can i request more iland trainees and della interactions? What do the other trainees think of della and except for the enha boys, do the other iland trainees also have a crush on della or admire her?

sure! i’ll try to include more interaction in the iland chapters (or maybe do a bonus episode)

here’s a short headcanon of della’s relationship with the other iland trainees!

taglist! @hoonstrology @jaetint @afiaaaa19 @1-800-enhypenbibi @studioreader @woopetals @sarang-wonie @sleepy-sasha @ilovedeobi

everyone here admires each other and think that they’re talented so i won’t include that

K

the ‘tsundere’ duo! if it weren’t for a lot of factors, he probably would’ve had a crush on her but he ultimately doesn’t. k sees her as a little sister- she’s almost like a second taki yet nowhere near his level

HANBIN

hanbin finds her really funny. he calls her a mood-booster but she disagrees, saying that he’s the one who lights up the room

SEON

he doesn’t like her (like a crush) but he’s really intrigued by her, and people get that mixed up. he loves being around her

BINNA

della never puts herself first so binna uses her unnie privileges to take care of her. they get along so well despite being polar opposites, they just let the other be themselves

GEONU

nice chill vibes with these two. for some reason, della finds a need to tone down with him. during casual settings, she’s only afraid to swear when geonu’s there

JAEHO

he’s.. scared of her? he thinks that she’s one of the prettiest girls he’s seen in real life so he keeps trying to avoid her while silently watching from afar. when they talk, he turns to a stuttering mess

ALICE (why not)

besties and partners in crime. despite being older, della is more dominant, and alice fell for her because of this

JAEBEOM

they’re so casual around each other, he treats her like she’s just another boy. none of the guys were comfortable with playfully pushing/hitting the girls but jaebeom did it with della so easily

JIMIN

he basically fell in love or something. he tries to act all tough and cool in front of her (and he talks way more than usual). della thinks it’s cute

YOUNGBIN

he likes her and it’s actually so obvious. he follows her around and takes care of her a lot (but he does that to everyone so no one suspected anything)

NICHOLAS

he used to be awkward around all the girls at first but got better after some time in the ground. when they met again, they talked and laughed as if they’ve been friends this whole time

EJ

they have this mild tom and jerry friendship for no reason. when they’re around a lot of people, they tease each other but they’re so chill when they’re alone/there isn’t much people

SUNGCHUL

they really wanted to get close because they’re the same age. they click well and he finds her presence oddly comforting so he likes to be around her

TAEYONG

he would describe her as his cool cousin. he goes to her for a lot of vocal advice because he finds her voice very soothing and it’s one excuse to listen to it

KYUNGMIN

he’s so curious about her. sometimes he’ll just observe what she’s doing from afar and likes to listen to her stories. jungwon says that it’s a crush but he’s adamant that it’s just curiosity

YOONWON

she reminds him of his mom, he finds her so sweet. these two like to suddenly bust out and do tiktok/k-pop dances

TAKI

probably the only guy who she treats like her kid. even after getting more comfortable by spending weeks together, he’s somehow still shy around her

DANIEL

little brother she’s never had - older sister he’s never had. they’re siblings, period. they also have lots of small similarities and della said that she might introduce him to her sister when she gets older so they might have a chance to actually be related

HANEUL

when they’re together, they’re like the cool-chill x cute-energetic duo. haneul is lowkey obsessed with della, she looks up to her so much. she paid more attention to della than any of the boys (but you didn’t hear it from me)

[bibiana112]

Hey do you ever think about how in the timeline(s) where Akane is in the K suit, she’s the one convincing Clover to betray Tenmyouji because ‘no one in their right mind would trust a stranger’ while he allied unhesitatingly, apologized for presuming they would trust him, and remarked that he didn’t expect it to hurt like that? Because I do

No actually, I mean I probably noticed that at some point and went damn girl but I never really *thought* about it until now like yeah. There's. There's some stuff going on there I'm gonna have to refer you to Grace for this one she's the vlr gal my only thought here is how insanely in character Akane is at all times there's like not a single tell that actually all these three people do know each other poor Junpei there recognizing Clover and Alice but not being recognized back damn him and Clover should be besties this timeline sucks man

[littlelioncub43]

💌

YOU REMIND ME OF OUR SWEET LITTLE WEE BEAN, DENNIS BAKER

Him and that velvet jumpsuit you made!

[sweetestpopcorn]

Why is Walserys so dumb. The Hightowers ploy against targaryens and Rhaenyra in particular was so obvious. Why on earth would he prefer listening to an oily lizard like Otto when clearly there were better advisors. And then marry the Green ☠️ hag alicent.

It's really kills me when I read that Rhaenyra was forever considered princess and a USURPER while alicent is queen💔.

When he made Rhaenyra his heir over daemon, it was because Otto 🙈. Why would Walserys think that naming daemon heir would challenge his rule. Didn't he gather a small army to help achieve his kinghood, go against BFF corlys to seat his brother as king. And at the time daemon did not have any heirs either. This just sounds like Walserys was dropped on his head from balerion and lost all logical reasoning.

Hi there Anon 🤗

Well a lot to unpack here 😂

Yes, no doubt that Viserys aka Walserys could be dumber than a pack of rocks, because you know at least you can throw rocks at people so #itssomething 🙃

My guess of why Viserys married Alicent really is because he loved her/wanted her/lusted after her. Putting her in his way (likely something Otto Hightower did) was just about 10% of the work done if that much, since nothing guaranteed Viserys would actually be interested in her.

Unlike what the circus over at H*O might try to shove down people's throats, in actual canon aka books, Alicent was no great beauty. We are told that she was pretty and she remained thin after having children, but we didn't exactly had a Rhaenyra "Realm's Delight", a Rhaenys QWNW, or even a Laena in the makings. We didn’t even have a Prince Helaena in our hands and she was not even as striking as expected of a Targaryen.

"Oh" - some *insert word of choice here* might try to reason, "But you are not not told she wasn't a great beauty!" Ok I will bite. You are also not not told that Aegon II had two 🍅🍅 so how do you know he didn't just have one or three? Prove to me Aegon II had two 🍅🍅. Oh you can't? Let's just stick with what's written in the text and not make up sh:t up, k? Thank you besties 😘

So, back to the subject matter, just having her there was really no guarantee that the king would like her. Love had to play a part, and that really was on Viserys.

Moving on now to why Viserys didn’t make Daemon his heir and you gave me so much to unpack here I am just looking at all the suitcases and wondering where to begin. Ok, let’s do it. 

First, Anon, Viserys didn’t refuse to make Daemon his heir and Prince of Dragonstone because he thought that Daemon threatened his rule - he didn’t - he did it because he did not think that Daemon was worthy of being Prince of Dragonstone. I am not going to once again name all of Daemon’s shortcomings as I have done it what? Three times at least now? So you can just search the tags on my blog if you like, or just read the Rogue Prince for further details of why Daemon didn’t struck Viserys as the best candidate for heir. And one of his most important shortcomings, was how he didn’t even did a good job as Master of Coin or Master of Laws.

Could all of these have been exaggerated by Otto to get rid of Daemon? Yes it could. Does it mean ALL OF IT was an exaggeration? ALL that Daemon did? No it does not. Daemon’s track record was not the best. And just because others might have had similar shortcomings to his, but only his were made to look like enormous sins, still do not make his own wrong doings not wrong doings.

Like if I fail and so does half of the class, I am not passing because I was not the only one who failed. I still failed. Is it wrong that my fail is made to look like it’s so much worse that everyone else’s fail? It is. Did I still fail? I did. 

Second, before Daemon and Corlys allied themselves in the war in the Stepstones we have no record of the two being friends/allies/bffs/what have you. In fact, they were once rivals in the Great Council of 101 AC with Daemon pushing for Viserys and Corlys for Laenor. Friendly reminder they were almost 30 years apart in age. That Daemon was raised in King’s Landing until he was 16 and then left for the Vale. What great friendship would Corlys had wanted to make with kid Daemon? By 101 AC Daemon was still just 20. “Oh but it’s not not said that they weren’t bffs by then”. Ok then and it’s not not said that Rhea’s mother was a great Valyrian beauty. So prove to me that she was not. 

Let’s focus on the facts here. Headcanons and theories presented as facts are for fanfiction, bad metas, and 99% of asoiaf youtube videos.

Then on how he kept Otto. First time, dude was already there so Viserys saved himself the trouble. Second time, pure stupidity and laziness. And friendly reminder one of the people he considered was Daemon. Daemon. After EVERYTHING Daemon did. And while Viserys was considering that Daemon could be his Hand, Daemon was “doing” Rhaenyra (again), getting her pregnant, and marrying her 🙃. 

Here you go Your Grace King Viserys the First of His Name: 

Viserys does make it painfully obvious that his mother was also his aunt and his father also his uncle. Yes I am making incest jokes 😌 #sueme 

As for Rhaenyra always being called princess while Alicent was called queen, you know what Rhaenyra was also called that Alicent wasn’t? “The Realm’s Delight” and the “fairest maid in the Seven Kingdoms”, so Alicent, here you go bestie:

To go with the green you liked so much.

All the best to you, Anon ;) and sorry for the delay.

[hyunsuks-beanie]

Serious question, do you or do you not think that Kento and Lee Know look alike? When I first saw Kento is a movie called Theatre: A Love Story I was like wait a minute. And then I watched One Week Friends and I was like omg. And then the more I saw him the more I was like 😳 he could me Lee Knows long lost brother. So with that being said, what do you think?

Bestie, first of all, YOU'VE WATCHED THEATRE: A LOVE STORY?? Oml Nagata really is one of the most amazing roles Kento has ever done and I'm so happy there's people who have watched him play such challenging roles instead of typecasting him as being Arisu from Alice in Borderland (I've got a major rant about that coming up btw)😭😭😭Same goes for One Week Friends bc that story is just so pure and lovable and Hase Yuuki is one of Kento's roles that's most close to my heart bc of how adorable he is🥺🥺🥺I just love him so much (and it sucks that Kento says he can't relate to him😂😂)

We absolutely NEED to talk more about what other stuff you've seen💖💖

Okay now, sorry for the rant, I'll get to your ask now~~

Lee Know, you say? Tbh there's so many people who feel like Kento looks like Lee Know, and I agree with them......to an extent. Kento does look like him occasionally, especially when he's smiling a certain way and looks kinda embarrassed?

An example

He does look like Minho here, doesn't he?

But, I've legit watched so many dramas/movies of him that I couldn't help but notice his semblance to quite a few other idols.

He really looked like K from HYBE Japan in Death Note (2015), as can be seen in this ss.

Then he also sometimes looks like NCT Sungchan, especially his most popular photo. Many people have pointed this out, and I can't help but agree.

See the semblance?

And that's not all, bc while watching his 2011 movie, "Control Tower, (also his debut movie)" I realized that he even used to look like NCT Jisung back when he was younger!

In conclusion: Kento does look like Lee Know to an extent, but he also looks similar to quite a few other idols. I personally think that since his visuals are almost perfect for the average manga character (hence his nickname, "Prince of Live-Action"), especially from the romantic manga, he actually ends up looking similar to those idols who have slightly anime-like visuals, and obviously, Lee Know fits that bill perfectly!

This reply actually turned into an analysis lmao, but I hope you don't mind bc the question was "serious"😅😅

Have a great day💖

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The Cursed Children

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/HwLA3aY

by CrazyAssPotterHead

In classic Harry Potter style, his middle child nearly destroys the wizarding world in a night. With growing hormones and her families imposible expectations, she’s torn between what she knows is right and what she wishes was. So, with perfectly reasonably decision making skills she decides to listen to none of those feelings and fix one of her fathers biggest mistakes instead.

Or, in simple terms, gender-bent Scorbus in Harry Potter and The Cursed Child.

Words: 1338, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage

Categories: F/F

Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter, Delphi (Harry Potter), Ginny Weasley, Draco Malfoy, mentioned Astoria Greengrass - Character, Rose Weasley, Lily Luna Potter, James Sirius Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger

Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Delphi & Scorpius Malfoy & Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy & Scorpius Malfoy, Scorpius Malfoy & Albus Severus Potter, Albus Severus Potter & Harry Potter, Albus Severus Potter & Lily Luna Potter, Albus Severus Potter & Ginny Weasley, Albus Severus Potter & James Sirius Potter, Alice Longbottom/James Sirius Potter, Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy

Additional Tags: Genderbending, Fem Scorpius Malfoy, Fem Albus Severus Potter, Character Death, Daddy Issues, questionable parenting, definitely planned this out and wasn’t just impulse, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant kinda, Self-Esteem Issues, Autistic Scorpius Malfoy, Slytherins Being Slytherins, First Kiss, Albus being named after Dumbledores sister, I only kept Scorpias name because of Shera, Toxic besties, This may never get edited cuz who has time for that, Slow Burn, Time Travel, alternative universes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/HwLA3aY

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S5 Ep17 Thoughts *Spoilers*

Thoughts under cut to keep tag clean :)

- I just have to say that in the minute I was on twitter, all I heard was negativity for this ep so… here we go kids…………..

- Tabitha and Betty look good af but also do NOT split up dumbass?? But we know you probably will anyways because you’re an idiot.

- Chime your sponsorship isn’t subtle

- CHAD TAKING THE PEMBROOKE? Uh, no… doesn’t her mother own it?

- “All I need is Archie” um… what? Girlie no he’s not what you need, you need Reggie or Jughead!

- That short Tabitha scene felt so rushed and unneeded and awkward

- Britta 🥺❤️

- Veronica doesn’t love Archie she just wants familiarity and safety aka Archie...

- Kev Kev asdfghjkl;

- Oh no mystery and Bughead I’m gonna vomit… BUGHEAD IS AWFUL AT INVESTIGATING TABITHA NOOOO you’d be better off with Veronica and Toni tbh

- CHAD FHAJKDSFHDKSB he really thought he could just come after a sergeant point blank huh that’s so funny

- “Lover” …….. Veronica you don’t love him! Stop being a dumb bitch! Bu there calling Chad a little bitch muah! Why can’t she say that to Betty?

- Anyways since when have Varchie been dating though like—

- Ew Varchie no one wants you!

- Worshipping the elements… so Wicca!

- Kevin finally out of the culty religion <3 just don’t go back to Fangs please

- This episode seems like a fever dream… like all this Barchie and Jabitha and Veggie build up all to randomly have Varchie and Bughead be the focus after showing that they don’t want to be together?!?!?!

- Alice 😭😭😭

- The Fangs and Toni scene <3 I love this sm honestly like some backstory with their coming out and ACTUAL bonding literally no one else other than Choni and Jabitha can relate

- also BI FANGS <3

- Hiram just has a bomb laying around… k…

- “What the heck was that?” if you hear a boom in a cave/tunnel you don’t stand there you RUN dumbass

- The Mothman… HELPED Lerman?

- Bughead investigating is still so boring and annoying.

- SO IS NO ONE GONNA TELL BETTY AND JUGHEAD ABOUT ARCHIE???

- OOF ERIC LOOKING FUCKED UP

- Betty being related to that trucker… Riverdale is just filled with people related to Betty and Cheryl Jesus Christ

- No Bughead being alone ugh

- OH SHIT VERONICA JUST FUCKING CLOCKED HER DAD! Took long enough for her to do that, it’s been four fucking seasons my god

- Oh this is the scene we saw earlier! It was so good but since it’s all about Archie it kind of demeans it smh

- God this plot is so fucking dumb… why did we have to get writers who can’t write?

- Toni is the one to tell Betty? What the fuck?

- Bingo’s actor is cute

- Wait so why is no one telling Betty, the girl Archie actually loves, about him being trapped in the mines?

- So Fangs DOES have a mom muah TONI WITH A TASER MUAH

- Since when did Cheryl’s weird religion plotline become the most interesting part of this episode/the show...

- Now where the fuck did the line of people who were moving rocks go

- I was so excited for this Veronica centric episode but not like this, shoving VA down our throat after baiting Barchie and Veggie. But anyways when Veronica kills Chad yup yup dark!Veronica here we go I guess even though that’s what she never wanted. It took twenty years for Chad to die, Hiram next?

- Just GET RID OF HIRAM you have him detained my fucking GOD

- “and waiting for me” shut up Veronica

- “you’re no longer a threat to me” but… he’s a threat to the entire town, to ARCHIE? God they can’t get rid of Mark can they

- Why does Riverdale always finish all of their awful plots a few episodes before the end of the season

- TONI!? OH SHIT FANGS STEPPED IN A BEAR TRAP?

- Now Betty why are you shooting at thee chest plate knowing it won’t do anything?

- Betty almost being choked out damn we could have been free from her

- That smashing sound ew

- The parallel of Fangs rubbing Toni’s feet and now his being managed up

- Tangs besties raising a baby together platonically

- Wasting cute romance moments on VA literally so disgusting why why why

- okay Hiram lmao whiny bitch

- Polly actually being dead </3 My SweetPolly heart. Also now the twins have no parents :))))))) God Polly deserved so much better than this

- Polly’s ghost… okay???

- Jabitha fake dating to real emotions yes I agree

- Veronica asking Archie to move in????????????

- God all that bait… for them to have this ep focus soon bhva literally why LET THEM BE FREE

[weirdagnes]

💄RUDOLF’S DRAG RACE AU 🏁

ALRIGHT SO this AU originally started in our Yeah We Outlasting discord server, artists started drawing the characters in drag and I WOKE HMSHD real shit man. So I'm making a masterpost for drag au on behalf of the server✊✊

Outlast 1 = Season 1

Outlast 2 = Season 2

Whistleblower DLC = All Stars

All of the characters and ideas for the characters were written in collab with @gothivican, @panopt1c0n, @grahaam and the rest of the lads in the server, y’all have such beautiful brains. So anyways.

Here are the judges:

Rudolf Wernicke. Lowkey bias, literally goes to the backstage and tells Miles to beat Billy Hope in a lipsync because Billy can't continue on the show for some reason. Has favoritism towards Blaire, but was forced to sashay him away by the other two judges. Also this bitch is dying, literally has a breathing tank support behind his chair.

Pauline Glick. A very sharp critic. Wore the same shoes? Call out. Oh that's your signature makeup? UGLY tone it down. Sorry, the colors don't match, you'll be in the bottom two for that.

Paul Marion. The kindest judge. He will give constructive criticism in the nicest non-offensive way possible and compliment them after (because he would feel guilty about it).

Alice as guest star. Supportive as f u c k, huge fan, she cries when meeting the queens in Untucked. She can't help complimenting the queens every 10 seconds, she gives off the Leslie Jones’ enthusiasm.

Lisa Park as guest star. Like Alice, very supportive. She’s an artist, and will break down all the reasons why they are so good from an artist’s perspective. Crushes HARD on Wyssle Blower, she might’ve given her number after the show.

Lynn Langermann as guest star. She’s a judge, and she will judge. Gives out well constructed criticisms to all queens fair and square until she saw Angel Fromm (Blake) and just says “Wow what’s there to criticize?” Sallyzekiel hates her, Valentina and Angel on the other hand loves her very much.

 Here are the queens:

Miles Upshur as Kill-O-Meter. Primarily an insult comedy and rocker queen, and specializes in dancing. She tends to be criticized for a lack of glamour on some of her main stage looks, and is one of the most dramatic, sarcastic and shady queens of the bunch. Can and will stomp on you in latex boots for money. Besties with Wyssle and Chrisel, gets into a little heated talks with (occasionally) Peacock, (frequently) Ricky and Remy. She adores Cheets’ (Pyro) makeup skills. Winner of season 1 babey!!

Chris Walker as Piggy Chrisel. A punk/grunge queen who seems to specialize moreso in dancing and lip syncing. She's a shy, gentle giant, has a little trouble speaking coherently and it affects her in the acting/impromptu comedy challenges. She will call out whores though, she will kick ass when the situation calls for it. Really good at makeup, makeup girl-friends with Cheeto and besties with Kill O Meter (Latrila vibes). Also a perfectionist and hates mess on her work table.

Rick Trager as Ricky Trix. Whore, that's all. This bitch OBNOXIOUS and shady but she's both a glamour AND comedy queen, the other queens are watching out for her since day one. Horror and '80s inspired queen, extremely good at comedy and acting and will literally stomp the competition with nearly perfect impressions and extremely expressive acting. The downfall for her seems to be glam on the occasion and singing. Rivals with Kill O Meter and Miss Tini, kikis with Remy (they throw shade to other queens the moment they get em)

Father Martin as Miss Tini. The oldest queen but she can still serve the cakes. Generally a kind person, coming from a religious background. She’s takes the drag culture religiously. She gets along with The Twinks.

The Twins as The Twinks. Was recruited as two totally separate queens, but both quit on the first episode when one of the twins were to be eliminated. The queens tell the Twinks apart by who’s bald and who’s not. They don’t vibe with other queens except Miss Tini.

Pyromaniac as Cheeto de LaFlammeo. Queen of Makeup, she has some serious skill range on it. Good in the acting department, always plays as the tragic character. Was rivals with Kill-O Meter before, but one time when she had a breakdown, Kill-O Meter was by her side when no one was. After that, they respected each other.

Billy Hope as Billy Willy. CLOWN QUEEN, huge Crystal Methyd vibes. She’s the youngest queen, very energetic, a ball of SUNSHINE but Wernicke was a bias bitch and sent her home immediately the moment she was in the bottom. She was basically Kill-O Meter and Wyssle Blower's drag child. Hailed as Miss Congeniality, is voted by majority to return for a season 2 for going home a little too early than people feel was deserved. Best at makeup and outfits, her mom Tiffany taught her to sew and make dresses out of rags and other unconventional materials and the skill proved to be helpful. Also she likes puns and everyone likes playing with her name like: Silly Billy Willy, Witty Billy Willy, etc.

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Waylon Park as Wyssle Blower. The Mom of the queens, the most well rounded queen, and the most 'fishy' one. Probably the smartest and most humble one out of everyone, she can read through people’s bullshit well. Genuinely looks like a girl in full drag, but always does her best on acting. She's serving you a cute, nerdy and quirky style, but can serve horror when need be. Always wins the mini challenges, she's not as loud as the other girls but she does beat Blaire in a lip sync (lowkey badass lipsyncer). Winner of All Stars babey

Jeremy Blaire as Remy Coco Ainée. Pretentious fake ass queen, even her drag name is just Cocaine in fake French. A pure fashion glamour queen, she serves it at almost all the fashion challenges but there's no more personality out of her other than that and her shady attitude (she will not hold back on the shade). Is extremely horrible at singing (her voice cracks) and acting, goes home against a lip sync with Wyssle. This bitch will FLEX her wins. Kikis with Ricky, mainly rivals with Kill O Meter, Wyssle and Peacock but she made everyone her rivals bc of her bitchass attitude.

Eddie Gluskin as Edna Taylor. Fashion queen, specializes in sewing, acting and singing, but is extremely lacking in the dancing department. Has a one-sided endearment for Waylon, and consistently tries to have her attention. Is extremely manipulative too, trying to consistently trip the other queens up. Also everybody hates her mohawk signature wig but nobody says anything about it because they don’t want to be victim to Edna’s mind games.

Frank Manera as Hanni Canni Bahl. Horror queen, best at comedy and dancing. Though it is prohibited, she’s able to sneak in weed, coke (for Ricky) and snacks in the werk room. Very messy when working, her discarded fabrics are EVERYWHERE and Chrisel is fighting the urge to clean it up. She eats while working when the camera’s off, and it stains the dress she’s working on (Pauline notices it).

Dennis as Denise. Mocked as “Edna’s little helper” as she always helps with her dresses. She’s trying too hard to impress Edna, and helps her get Wyssle’s attention. Very talented in acting and sewing, but bland in fashion, lacking in concept. Her inner conflict is what got her eliminated.

Simon Peacock as Julie Peacock. Rebellious, mischievous, and an ex-glam queen gone horror and campy instead. After being insulted much by glam queens (ahemRemyahem), she just embraced it and became a horror queen, serving the judges her horror aesthetic. Best at comedy, lacks extremely on acting and dancing though. No one is safe from her constructive criticism, and she will never stop ranting to Kill O Meter and Wyssle about Remy and Ricky being bad bitches and favored by Wernicke, she thinks it's unfair.

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Blake Langermann as Angel Fromm. Singing queen!! Good at singing, but otherwise is moreso well-rounded, she might've been eliminated earlier, hadn't it been for her also low-key successful and iconic lip syncs. But the lucky winning streak didn't last forever, she goes home later in the season because she's slowly falling behind the other queens and can't keep up anymore. Has Rococo aesthetic, unfortunately the outfits can't make up for the lack of character as a queen. Though she needs a lot of improvement, the guest star Lynn adores her very much.

Val as Valentina. Queen of SEX or moreso impersonations and comedy. She’s a terrible tailor, but likes unconventional and simple fashion designs. She’s trans and lowkey Pauline has a crush on her the moment she walked on that stage. Pure rivals with Sallyzekiel, you know that iconic Aja vs. Valentina in Untucked? They had that moment. Probably goes home earlier, not entirely prepared, but still was a season icon. Definitely dropped it low about 10 times on her lip sync.

Marta as ImMartal. GOTH QUEEN, survived about early mid season. Best at her makeup and looks, glam queen, but the judges criticize her for wearing the same wigs/having the same hairstyle for almost every looks.

Nick Tremblay as Nicky Lanterns. Another gentle giant. Very introverted, she has a difficult time socializing with other girls because she’s generally not a very loud person. Really bad at makeup, her fashion sense is somewhat okay but it’s always on the ‘safe’ level. Pretty good at slapstick comedy, writing and concepts tho. It’s a wonder how Nicky and Lard Imp became “friends,” they’re complete opposites.

Laird Byron as Lard Imp. Whore, Exhibit B. Extremely rude, louder than Remy and Ricky themselves, and has a weird love/hate obsession with Angel for some reason. Everyone hates her, even Rudolf himself, and Lard Imp isn’t her original drag name but ultimately they came to a point where they just called her Lard Imp. Constantly denies the judges’ and the queens’ critiques, very delusional about winning the season and that’s why she’s the first one eliminated.

Sullivan Knoth as Sallyzekiel. The Big Bad Bitch of the season. Ultimate rivals with Valentina, constantly bullies Angel. Marta used to be friends with her, but after talking shit on Valentina, she says fuck you and defended Val. Glam queen, has an affinity for shoes but damn girl terrible makeup and padding. Really good with speech, acting and impromptu.

So far, here are the character designs we have made!

(1) Blake and Trager by @/pan0pt1con

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5) Waylon, Chris, Simon, Eddie, Miles and Jeremy by @/gothivican

(1) Billy, Miles, Chris, Wernicke, Pauline, Paul and Alice by @/weirdagnes

[maritimeericandersen]

BDRP Questionnaire 

Your Name: Sidney

Characters: Eric Andersen, Clara Baudry (Euterpe), Ferb Fletcher, Pedram Ratigan, Laszlo Robinson

Pick one of your characters and talk about their growth (we recommend choosing an older character, but it’s up to you!) What about their story has surprised you? What are you proud of? How have they changed from their original inception to now?

If we’re going by oldest characters, then Eric it shall be!! 

As far as growth, I think the major thing that I’ve really enjoyed is getting him to be self sufficient and taking care of things he wasn’t used to before being out on his own. Eric had always been one of those kids who got to take a back seat to planning anything! Like doctors or dentists appointments. He never had to deal with the bank or paying for things like his phone or the internet. And for Eric, a simple boy, if it isn’t right in front of him he doesn’t think about it. Out of sight, out of mind, baby! So him being out here on his own has put all of those things in his direct line of sight. Getting new clothes, shoes, food, water, balancing all of this on a limited budget. You know, taking care of himself.  I know the bare minimum is certainly a ridiculous thing to be proud of someone for, but here I am lmao. 

Obviously a big part of him having not perished and just going back home was Mr. Moon!! Huge thank you to Lauryl and Jun for taking pity on me and Eric when we first got here lmfao.  Eric getting a job, food, boarding, and pity taken on him got him started! And getting a pep talk to actually apply and go to university! Where he’s carving out a future for himself that he chose to do and that wasn’t influenced thinking about the Order or his family or anything but him! 

I also really enjoy all the friendships he has made!!! Ollie! And Alice, and Ian, and HARU, and Henry, (but Henry he already sort of had but I’m super jazzed to see where those two can go,) and although I’ve never done a thread with any one on the volleyball team (besides Jake and Olaf, but not in the context of them being on a team!!) I’m sure Eric assumes they’re all the Very Best of Friends. So I really love that he has friends and a little community of people that he can show for himself!! 

And Eric really hasn’t changed from my original thinking of him. I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing but he was always supposed to be that kid in class who showed up a little late and asked if he could borrow a pencil. I think, if anything, the things around him in his story have changed a bit in my own brain in order to fit in to the universe of BDRP now that I’ve been here a little longer (almost a year!!!) to have a better understanding of how the world works!! But yeah, all and all, he is still on the original path I had for him going into this. 

Pick another character (or the same character if you only have one) and talk a little about where you WANT them to go. What are your plans for them going into the new year?

Moving on to Clara:

What I want for her, personally, is to soften up and lean into her more excitable side. The one that isn’t so concerned with money or the way she looks or what other people are perceiving her to be. I want her to open up more!! Being a Muse will be super helpful to her because I think for a character to help someone else, they’re going to need to have a bit more vulnerability to them? Like, all mentor or helper type characters have to gain some semblance of trust from the person they're helping to get them to see that they aren’t in an environment to be judged or taken advantage of. Right? Like uh, Obi Wan isn’t necessarily up front with Luke about everything but he gives him many truths, like how he and his father were very good friends, so Luke trusts him! Or when Professor Keating is vulnerable with his students, telling them about how love and poetry and those deep dark feelings inside of you are what life is all about, and they trusted him wholeheartedly!

In order to do that, she’s going to need to let go of her own fears!! And grow! I want to see her learn that part of being people’s friends, or when being someone’s guide as a Muse. I think her coming to understand that sharing her story and history will be very helpful in her journey to becoming this generation’s Euterpe. I want to see her come into her more active magic by developing emotionally! Working through her anger and letting go of that to make more room for the part of her that wants to connect and be around people. 

I am also really excited to see where her connections take her in the coming future! The Groove Room as her first helping gig to Ber! Being in a band!! Working at Tiana’s place and performing original music there!!! Getting to talk more with Franny, her idol!!!, will be fantastic for her. I’m so super duper excited to see where she goes. 

Pick a thread or a plot that you’re proud of and talk about why you loved it. 

This is an insane question because I genuinely love them all so much you guys 😭 

For Eric: Any thread he’s had with Jun since that has helped move Eric along in getting to be his Own Person and getting his act together. Again, thank you Jun! I really really enjoyed his first interaction with Lou? I thought that thread was hilarious and yet cringed the entire time writing it because Eric is such a ridiculous person. I also liked his thread with Olaf when they went on the tour of the university!! Their conversation about the gryphons was really a challenge on Eric and having to think about hunting from the perspective of the other side, which he had never really done before. Also just him having a genuine and intelligent conversation with a fairy who is now also playing a sport with him has probably been very helpful to him!!! I love his threads with Haru because getting to write his reactions to her learning about the human world always brings me such delight. All this threads with Ollie are great because I get to write that part of Eric that is just a dumb boy hanging out with his bestie!! I love that so much since he’s so much more relaxed and I find their banter to be an easy back and forth. Getting to meet Isa for the first time was a blast, I really enjoyed their interaction. Most recently I was super de duper in love with him and Henry’s re-meeting. I hadn’t had a chance for him to really face the Order without him having to go all the way back to everyone, so getting that connection with Henry was a good inbetween and getting to write him talking to someone who knows the life and his plight was so cathartic for him! 

For Clara: Any thread between her and Franny is so fun!! Her first meeting with Franny was great because I got to try and capture one of those moments that’s like, you know and adore this person and they’ve done so much for you but they have noooo idea who the hell you are. So that was a lot of fun for me, not so much for Clara lmfao, but hey it was the first step in getting her to this stage in her relationship with Franny, which she never thought she would even have!!! I really liked the two threads she got to have with Callie before she departed, it was very kind of Pet to give me those moments of giving Clara the knowledge of what/who she was!! Otherwise she would be walking around, still in the dark about her magic! OH, I loved the thread with her and Mei Q. !! I think it was important for her to get the advice of being open to people from an outside, neutral source who had no stake in Clara at all other than to just tell her what was up. Even if she didn’t really trust it lmao, it planted the seeds in her brain. I also really liked her thread with Imelda where she was trying to finagle the truth about her and O’Malley out of her lmfao. It was a challenge for me to think of dialogue that wouldn’t give her away, so that was very fun!!! And thank you Imelda for not firing her! And then of course, her thread with Ber and getting him to let her help her with the Groove Room! It gave me a chance to use her magic and start to explore the beginnings of how she is going to approach being a Muse while also giving her the first taste of adventure. Getting to write a Clara whose mind isn’t wrapped up in her account balance and is instead thinking about the love of life is always a very fun time for me, so that thread has been nice to write. 

For Ferb: Literally any thread with his siblings. I want to take this moment to personally thank Emma and MK for giving me the Flynn’s in the span of ?? like four months?? Which was insane to me, because when I was writing his app I was like, “I will probably never get my siblings, and I will just have to accept that.” but then bam, next thing I know, there they were. So anything with them has been like my dreams come true. I loved his thread with Mei K. asking him to prom via sign!!! Too pure. The thread with Su when she was helping him work through what being a sibling is like and then cementing their friendship was really good because it got him to open up and doing that with Ferb seemed ?? impossible to me, so getting to write that was wonderful! Also his thread with JJ! Getting to gush about sign language was so much fun for for me, so thank you so much, Bee for giving me that opportunity!!! His and Vanessa’s thread at the carnival was really fun, too, especially since I made it my personal goal in that one to cut any dialogue from him and work on how he communicates without using words in that sort of fast paced situation where he couldn’t use his phone to know what she was saying, so, I thoroughly enjoyed that one, too. 

For Ratigan: I honestly find any interaction with Ratigan to be a blessing to me because I genuinely feel terrible for asking for threads with him since he is so mean. His thread with Tiana and getting her to take up his offer on a loan was awesome, especially since it was one of the first things I got to write with him!! Very much appreciate Emma for willing to put Tiana in that position! It also gave me the thread with him and Simba, which was really funny since they are such opposites and getting to write Ratigan playing nice but secretly envying everything that Simba is/has was really interesting. Both his threads with Errol of course because it just gives me the opportunity to write him being the mean spirited person that he is. I adored his thread with Franny when she told him the news that she was pregnant!!! It gave me the chance to reflect on him and his relationship with her and the fact that he actually does like her and would snipe anyone who came for her. Not that he would admit that at all. LOVE his threads with Bianca, them staring one another down like a pair of cowboys waiting to see who will draw first has been so much fun to write!! I love writing that part of him as his paranoia knows no bounds. And his thread with Zira?? Has been immaculate because writing him in a place where he doesn’t think he is the superior one in the room would never happen in any other context, so I absolutely love getting to write him getting put in his place lmao. Also, having just finished the AU thread with LP was really fun!!! I liked getting to play into the tropes and the campiness of the spy genre and getting to see what he would act like in the face of genuine emotion. 

For Laszlo: Literally all this threads lol. Writing Laszlo brings me such joy, as he is such a ray of sunshine. Him and Lachlann were a hoot and a half. I looooooooooved him and Eilonwy!! Both because she is such a treat but also because getting to write about him witnessing magic being put into his art while speaking to the person behind the magic was fantastic for what he wants to do in the future! Both his threads with Simba have been great, I love their vibe so much. The three-way thread between him, Lou, and Tiana for the mural was super fun!! I got my first taste into what discussing art would be like while also getting to think about how Laszlo would approach art while getting help from two other voices, so that whole thing was just chef kisses. His thread with Cornelius right now has been really lovely, I like getting to write them having a fun time together and being bros!! His threads with Franny have been so good, I adore them so much, their relationship is so fun to write. And of course, Marlin, too!! Their first thread was really fun and gave me the opportunity to write comedy as well as trying to figure out how he would react to embarrassment and all that. His thread with his mum is still coming along but I am in loVE with it so far. Petunia is the best, so getting to write with her and trying to figure out how that relationship has developed with them both being adults now has really been such a delight for me. I’m so happy because, bruh, like Ferb, when I was applying for him I told myself I would probably never get his intimidate family and that was going to be okay. Now look at us, who would have thought- 

In terms of your own writing, identify 1-3 strengths and talk about why you think it’s one of your strengths.

Warning: Cop Out Ahead

Hmmm, I think the only strength I can think of  would just be that I’m open to changes? I have no problems in people damaging my ego because I simply do not have one lmao. There’s really nothing I will be offended at needing to move around or change to fit. I like being able to hear what other people have to say about my writing, even if it’s to do something completely different with where I was going because I wouldn’t have ever thought to do it like that!! Which I’ve learned in rp is super great since there are so many people here with so many different ideas and perspectives and characters and it brings me such joy to hear you all talk and collab and read what you’ve written!!!! 

In terms of your own writing, identify 1-3 areas of improvement.

Oh gosh, where to even begin. 

1. I’m terrible with metaphors and comparisons lmaooo. I will attempt to write something lyrical or flowery and then I’ll come back to it and be like:

so that I definitely need to get better at!! Stop comparing things that don’t make sense!! Also not just using them to make my point as clear as glass. I think a big portion of why I write terrible, embarrassing metaphors is because I’m scared of being misunderstood so I feel like I have to give everyone a giant neon sign saying what I mean like seven times over. When in reality, everyone here is an intelligent individual who also writes very well so they will have no problem figuring out what I mean because, in all honestly, whatever I am writing isn’t going to be that convoluted!! 

2. My sentence structures are always all over the fucking place. I do run ons, fragments, repetitive, I do all the sins baby. I need to clean it up and get my act together. Which brings me to my next point,

3. Editing. I’m very terrible at editing my own work because a lot of the time I don’t want to read my own writing so it makes me reluctant to go back over and check what I did. But then when I DO go back and read it to remember what I did for a reply, I read all the easy mistakes I could have fixed which means the person I’m writing with read it, too, which makes me cringe more and makes me not want to read what I wrote all over again, and then it is just one massive positive feedback loop that ends with unedited work and a bunch of nonsense left for someone to interpret. I gotta stop it!! I either need to get some self confidence somehow or just suck it up and get to editing more so people don’t have to suffer for my mistakes. 

Pick one of your plots, or even just a character, and come up with a list of 3-5 “mentor texts” where you can look for inspiration or research, then write a short (2-4 sentences) why you picked those texts. (They don’t have to be books, either!)

I feel like I’m back at school doing a Work Cited page lmao. But okay, for Ratigan: 

Of course, the most obvious: The Adventure of the Final Problem by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Thank god this was a short story, lmao. Honestly, reading it you could tell a bitch was just trying to put a wrap on it because Doyle doesn’t really go into detail about anything besides Holmes and Watson’s road trip. Like it never goes into detail about the big back and forth game between Holmes and Moriarty, it just tells us that they had one and this story takes place at the end of it. We only ever get Moriarty through Holme’s storytelling and from afar from Watson’s point of view. So it’s kind of funny that this guy, who appears in one short story and only mentioned in one other book, who had barely any character besides being smart, has been turned into this notorious villain name. I mean….his power….

Anyways, the reason I read it was because Ratigan is the Moriarty of Basil of Baker street, so I figured it would be useful to read the source material since my only experience with the character was Andrew Scott’s in Sherlock the show and then Jared Harris’ in Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, who I still reference since I think he was a brilliant casting choice and is closest to the guy described in the story besides the guy who played Niles in the Nanny showing up as him in that one episode of Star Trek Next Gen lmfao. It was actually very helpful when trying to think of how to adapt him into a person rather than a cartoon rat. It gave me more insight into the criminal world aspect of his plot, too,  and how he ran it and everything: “ He sits motionless, like a spider in the center of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them.” So that made me think, well why wouldn’t he want to be involved? Why would he want to sit pretty instead of being involved with things like Ratigan? Well, if I made him do it at one point and know that he hated it, then he would do everything in his power to not have to do stuff like that ever again. Hence why he was an assassin and why he worked his way to the top. This also gave him credibility and made people fear him. I also liked how petty the character was. Like the whole part about him trying to kill Holmes and paying someone to push a brick off a roof or run him over with a carriage had me laughing. “Kill him in the dumbest way to make his obituary look ridiculous!!” But yeah, aha, this was mainly very helpful to me when trying to think of how his criminal background would work. 

Die Hard (1988) because Hans Gruber baby!! He is one of my fave og villains for many reasons! He’s calculated, witty, intelligent, and dangerous. The movie does a good job of not just telling us these things, but showing us! In his scheme, in his back up plans, shooting the glass upon knowing a bitch is barefoot in there, and trying to get McClane to trust him by improvising in three seconds flat. Obviously the best part is when the police think they’ve got him on his heels by cutting the power when actually that was the plan all along to get into the vault since he knows their protocols!!! I really like that clever and planned out approach to crime and villainy for Ratigan (even if I am too dumb to know what I am doing (^: )  Like Hans, he doesn’t think that what he is doing is for the Great Good or that what he is doing is the right thing. He is fully aware that he is not a good person! He had the chance to get out, but it was of his own volition to go back to that life. I took that villain approach to Ratigan from Hans in that there is no complex reason as to why he does what he does. He’s not like the big purple grape who thinks he has to do it as a favor to the universe, he just wants money and to live comfortably, the end.

Person of Interest, for a lot of reasons actually, but mainly for the character of Elias!! And his whole organized crime operation. He is among that smart and calculated villain trope (even though he wasn’t really a villain over the course of the show lmao.) What I liked about him was that he went into the life of crime because he knew that was how things were going to get done in the world. Watching the show you see the hierarchy of the criminal underground and how he cultivated crime into an organized and sort of civil matter when given rules and regulations!! His overall poise, too, was the kind of villain I wanted for Ratigan. Also that Elias was the guy that people could go to if they needed something done that they themselves couldn’t get around or that was just too grey area for them to go through with themselves. He’ll pull the trigger, he’ll plant the bomb, he’ll ruin someone’s life. I love that concept a lot for a villain, because they already know they’re knee deep in the shit, why let someone else corrupt themselves when they can do it and do it without the whole fuss of morals. 

And now, a wishlist! Jot down a few themes or stories or genres etc that you want to maybe pursue in the upcoming year! (i.e. a good ol’ fashion forbidden romance, maybe you want to dig deep into racial identity etc) This doesn’t have to necessarily be attached to any characters or stories you have now– it’s just meant to help you see for yourself what kind of stories call to your heart.

More technology vs magic things! I feel like that theme of the natural vs the made would be fun and interesting considering the juxtaposition of the town to the forest and stuff!! 

Also, I mean even doing small, stupid shit with technology would make me very happy

More friendships!! (esp for Clara lol) More enemies! 

I would love to do something of like building a house or renovating a place together. if any one wants to go HGTV, please come see me :^) 

Scavenger hunt type deal? Like a video game! Get one thing in order to get the next thing so that you can get the next thing until they eventually find what they were looking for. 

Misunderstandings! Either ones that are funny and light hearted that result in hijinks or the good old fashion devastating kind that sets trust on the edge.  

And then to echo a few of yalls, and MK in the werewolf vs vampire chat, the opportunities of tension between those two parties. I think that would be SO cool??? not even for like a Big Boss Battle, but the build up to it would be really good! making alliances that wouldn’t otherwise be made, stirring the pot to make tensions worse, blackmail, threats. I barely have any stake in this, lmfao, but hey this question asked for things that didn’t have to be attached to my characters so. I would just be sitting on my computer with a bowl of popcorn for it. Big Vampire Diaries/the Originals Energy. 

OPTIONAL: Why do you RP?

Since this whole experience has been brand spankin’ new with my first go around in the rp world, the answer is just very simple: it is an absolute delight. 

Getting to write with people that double as this built in community/fandom that has been created is actually insane to me. It makes me so !!!!!!!!!!! because it’s so cool!! There’s really nothing out there like it! I like the collaboration aspect so much because it keeps everything exciting and fresh at all hours of the day! Not even just like within your own stories, but getting to see other people’s stories that I’m not even apart of. 

Honestly, getting to read the things you guys write for free makes me feel like I’m doing highway robbery. Every day I am a humble peasant who wakes up and is getting to feast upon what you monarchs come up with. 

Which just makes me want to say thank you to everyone here because I felt (and STILL DO) like such a fucking idiot coming in here not knowing what I was doing. But you all just welcomed me on in, made me feel comfortable enough to continue writing, and I sincerely believe you all kept me going on this wild and wacky year. I know I don’t talk at all in the big group chat because I am chicken shit!!!!!!!!!! but you’re all very lovely people, I feel lucky and blessed to have found you. Thank you for taking in a newbie like me into your long standing home!! 

[janedoherty666]

Fill in these Things about you

name: Lara 

birthday: September 

height: 5'1

eye colour: green 

hair colour: blue 

a random fact about you: Iam a natrual blonde 

favourite band: Ughm too much.  Nirvana, Marilyn Manson, Fall out Boy, Bring me The Horizon, K.I.Z, Panic! at the Disco etc...

favourite song: at the moment?  “Blei” - Kontra K 

favourite food: Pasta 

favourite season:Winter 

favourite animal: Cats, Lemur, Flamingo, Raccoon, Deer, 

favorite movie:Harry Potter, Pulp Fiction, Alice in Wonderland, 

are you currently in a relationship?: yes

if so, are you happy with them?: yes 

anything you need to work on?:being more active on Tumblr  again :D 

do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: Taller 

dark hair or light hair?: dark 

smart or attractive?: Both, of course 

Do you care how much money they have?: Nah 

your last phone call: Dad 

your last text: Bestie 

the last thing you drank: Tea 

the last song you listened to: “Fallen Leaves” - Billy Talent 

the last book you read: book or fan fiction? Simon Becketts David Hunter 

the last movie you watched: IT part 2 

what is your heritage?: German & sicillian 

do you play any instruments?:No. 

what are your pets’ names?: Baghira & Purrcy 

your favourite board game: Monopoly 

a random childhood memory: 6 Month vacation with my Grandmother in the US 

place you would like to visit: New York, London, sweden, France, 

your favourite colour to wear: Black,  and sometimes a little blue :D