#alfred: upstrairs children

[geeky-nightphilosopher]

🦇Batfamily & Friends (sometimes)🦇

*In the Batcave*

Jason: This doesn't work.

Tim: *stares at the brand new nerf gun in the box*

Jason: It's never been opened.

Tim: 😐😑😐

Damian: *rips the nerf gun open and loads it and shoots it at Tim*

Jason: ... It didn't work for me.

Tim: *while Damian shoots him with darts at different spots in the batcave.* 😐😑😐

[asher312]

I love this little fact about adam that the boy really takes advantage of this little situation of him looking like a seven year old for a while, to which this is how he acquired his child privileges properly.

What are Child privileges you say? Well their the simple things that toddler nd elementary students have in common which waa throw a tantrum and cry about it. Be the annoying shir you know and love. And adam was proud of this(finally, cause he wasnt before) and always took advantage of it during random times to get what he wanted.

Like how adam doesnt like a certain person and their interacting with one of his favorite batfam members(he doesnt have a favoriteXD), like on Galas where he's stick with Dick fkr the night, Bruce not really trusting adam to bealone upstrairs all night. And adam got a bit overprotective of Dick a bit with the weird touchy girls and just drove em away by his annoying whining and if that didnt work, he'd try the water works to get Dick to move away to get adam to "calm" down.

Or like the time Bruce wasnt paying attention to adam when he's tugging at Bruce's pants a little during a Gala, and if he caused trouble to get attention he doesnt like the outcome he thinks(usually he remembers this a little too differently,i mean the scolding is in a high level along with... spanking? Or just furious pat and nudge them a lot.. haha)

Then there's those times where Tim,Damian and adam were choose to only have one ice cream flavor(really jay? They were both already figgting about ice cream on the way and deicded to make it worse) and Damian and tim fought about which ice cream was better to take. And adam's getting quite annoyed, sure he's an adult mentally but physically he can still pull this off. And just toddles over to Todd with tears and then he gets to pick which flavored ice cream now >:D

Adam also has lther ways to use his child privileges, like making cute sad puppy eyes at Bruce to convince the man that it was alright for adam to go buy some explosives to play with(he likes to disassemble and assemble them over and over until it just breaks and doesnt work anymore. And maybe scare someoen with it fake turning on, tho he doesnt do that around Todd)

Then there's those times where he just wants everyone to stop fighting cause it was getting quite annoying("their always annoying" and yet you still love em' adam? 😏) and just cries there in the middle of their fight and knowing them, small children always got them weak on their knees, not like he's the same—

Its usually some random trick adam likes to play on everyone except Duke and alfred, cause alfred doesnt play along those games, adam knew from the start.

(This is so random but i had to do it ToT)