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thiccpersonality Β· 9 months ago
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Damian (Gremlin) Wayne and his even more gremlin-esque family pt.5
Richard, Jason and Tim stand outside of Bruce's large bathroom, the three sets of blue eyes narrowing at the little boy splashing around cutely in their father's bathtub. Jason can't help the disbelieving scoff that escapes from his mouth at the sight of Damian gathering bubbles in his hand and blowing them with quite possibly the cutest giggle he's ever heard ugliest little chortle he's ever heard.
Jason softly growls deep in his throat and looks down at Richard while pointing at said bouncing baby boy through the cracked open door. "Look at the little dirtbag! Playing the cute card up while we were left to clean everything up! I oughta drown him in his own bathwater."
Richard shushes Jason and reaches up to pat the younger boy's head. "Drowning is going a bit too far...but in due time we'll make Damian see things our way."
Tim lets out a huff from below Richard, "Can't he reflect on it while being held under the water? I know I'd love to get my hands on him and teach him a thing or two about stepping in on our territory." Tim looks at Bruce as he says "territory" and listens to the agreeing noise Jason makes. And you know what? It's kind of disturbing how much they've been in agreement lately...but for now their alliance is what matters most during this trying time.
The sound of Damian talking interrupts the three aggravated boys, the trio leaning closer to hear what the younger boy is saying.
"You know, father....I think I want those toy ducks you offered to put in the water. Unless it's too much trouble?" Richard holds back the strangled noise his throat tries to make at the sight of Bruce kindly smiling and kissing Damian's forehead before rising to a stand. "It's no trouble at all. Give me some time to go find them and I'll be right back to wash your hair."
Damian hums and smiles at Bruce leaving, watching carefully as his father freezes outside of the doorway and looks around suspiciously. The small boy pops a bubble before addressing his dad, "What's the matter? Are you alright, father?" Bruce shakes his head and smiles at Damian before reassuring the boy that everything is fine and leaving the bedroom.
Damian's smile drops as soon as he hears the bedroom door click shut, his tongue clicking to the roof of his mouth while he narrows his green eyes to the entrance of the bathroom. "I know you three are out there spying on me and father. Are you trying to sabotage my special time with him? Because if so, you'll be the ones drowning in this bathwater instead of me."
Green eyes stay trained on the doorway, a self-satisfied smile stretching Damian's lips at seeing Richard, Jason and Tim shuffling into the bathroom with varying looks of displeasure written on their faces.
Tim crosses his arms and holds Damian's glare with his own, "So you knew we were there the whole time and didn't say anything?" Damian delights in Tim's eye twitching when he throws some bubbles at him, "Why would I? I was reveling in the knowledge of you three looking on in jealousy and anger at the affection father is so easily giving me. I would be foolish to interrupt the live entertainment."
Jason steps forward and glares down at Damian, "Is that all you see us as is entertainment? We've been here longer than you and you mosey your way on in here and disrespect us by bathing in our father's bathtub and eating our food?"
Damian acknowledges the comment with a sneer, "You all are a circus-" green eyes look over at Richard in amusement-"Though I suppose one of you is used to playing the clown, isn't that right? And as for bathing in his tub and eating the food, your arguments are becoming quite childish and petty, do you not think so? Though If we were to argue that point: I am the blood son, all this will belong to me one day and therefore whatever is my father's is mine. And if you dare fuck this chance up for me to be with the man I've heard stories about since my birth...well, I suppose I'll have to make your life a living hell."
Richard narrows his eyes at the violent curl of Damian's lips and the fire in his eyes. Cursing the boy for how cute he looks when he leans over the tub and looks up at the three of them with wide eyes and a suddenly sweet smile. "And what competition truly is there when I am sitting right here?" Damian flutters his lashes and puffs out his cheeks cutely, "Now get out of my presence before I have to deal with you three myself. And believe you me, you do not want me getting out of this bathtub."
Jason mocks Damian and rolls his eyes, "You do not want me getting out of this bath tub". We aren't scared of you ya little jackass! We have faced worse than an angry, spiteful little gremlin taking a bubble bath. It'll be like dealing with a wet, pathetic looking cat."
Richard looks up in thought before shrugging his shoulders. "I don't know, Jay...wet cats are particularly feisty." Jason elbows the other in his side for the comment, the two starting to argue until the sound of Bruce's footsteps is heard coming near the bathroom. The three send a small glare Damian's way before slipping away to hide just as Bruce pushes the door open.
Damian gives a genuinely happy smile at seeing his father with a vast selection of rubber ducks in his arms. The man quickly dumping the toys in the water and softly apologizing for taking so long, "I'm glad that the tub has a 'keep warm' feature or else you would have been sitting in cold water this whole time."
Damian starts to arrange all the ducks in the water while Bruce reaches up to grab his shampoo, the cap popping open before the man pauses and makes a small noise. "I forgot to ask if you wanted me to use a different product? I can go-" Bruce is pulled back down by a small, wet hand on his arm, turning his head to see his son looking delighted at the thought of using his very own shampoo. "It's fine! I would be honored to smell like you, father! You smell really good."
Bruce settles back down with a smile and squirts out some of the product into his hands while lathering it up. "So how did it go?"
Damian's satisfied little sigh at the gentle hands cleaning his scalp is replaced with a confused hum at the question. "How did what go, father?" Bruce chuckles from behind Damian and continues his work, "The talk with your brothers, you know, the three boys who have decided to hide away in my bathroom. How did it go?"
Damian opens his eyes and cranes his head back to look up into the fondly amused gaze of his father. The man looks down at Damian with a smirk and waits patiently for his other three children to reveal themselves, his smile growing wider at Richard's sigh coming from the bathroom closet and Jason's curses coming from above him. Bruce dips one of his hands in the bathwater to wash it off before reaching over to the sink cabinets and knocking on it thrice.
"I know you're in there, Timmy."
Bruce waits patiently and chuckles at seeing Tim poke his head out from the cabinet with a nervous look in his eyes and frown on his lips. Bruce doesn't mind sitting in the silence as he turns back to finish washing Damian's hair, he can practically hear his childrens worried thoughts wondering about if they are in any trouble-and he just finds that amusing.
Of course, it is Richard that speaks up first, "We just wanted to come check up on him. Make sure he didn't drown in the bathtub since he's so small." Bruce tilts Damian's head back as the boy turned to look at the guilty faces of his siblings and rinses the boy's hair out. Turning to raise a brow at his eldest child as he does so, "He is almost the same size as Jason when I first took him in. Mind you, Jason was perfectly fine when sitting in this same tub."
Damian's eyes widen and he pulls away from his father's hands to point accusingly at the nineteen-year-old. "You got to use this same bathtub!? Why are you mad at me for using it!?" Bruce's brows pinch together and he turns to look at Jason now instead. "You got mad at him for using my tub?"
Damian tugs at Bruce's arm with a fierce nod, "And he threatened me! He and Timothy said they were going to drown me in my own bathwater." Icy blue eyes widen slightly before giving the two teens a disciplinary glare, "Did you threaten to drown your baby brother?" The avoidance of making eye contact from Tim and Jason defensively crossing his arms tells Bruce all he needs to know.
Bruce makes an offended noise and places his hands on his hips while sighing tiredly. "Why would you say that to him? Alfred told me you three were getting along in the cave earlier...were you lying to him when he came down there?"
Richard wants to desperately defend himself from any of these accusations, but he knows Bruce wouldn't believe him if he said that Alfred was just as much into this whole debate as they are. "We weren't lying! It was only a little brotherly teasing, B, we swear it!" Richard shouts and looks desperately at his three youngest brothers in hope that they'll suck up their pride, play along, and make nice with each other to ease their father's worries.
But the evil gleam in Damian's large, green eyes tells the eldest Wayne child otherwise, the baby of the family is set on a righteous vengeance as he wobbles his lower lip and-somehow-reddens his chubby cheeks while leaning over the edge of the tub once again. "Richard is lying, father! He didn't even try to stop them from saying such despicable things! He just sat and watched as Todd and Drake threatened me...do they really not want me here?" Damian murmurs sadly, avoiding eye contact while he dredges up fake tears.
Bruce's glare gets even more intimidating while he looks on disappointedly at his eldest three sons. His sharp gaze returning back to Richard after he finishes thoroughly glaring at the younger two.
"I know Tim and Jason are in control of their own actions...but is this true, Richard? Did you just watch as your other two brothers picked on the baby?" Bruce clicks his tongue in disappointment at the stuttering from Richard and the guilty looks of Jason and Tim and points to the bathroom door with a frown.
"You three wash up. Jason, Tim, you both go to your rooms. I expect apologies from all three of you in the morning."
Jason scoffs and crosses his arms, "Like hell I'm apologizing to the little r-" he trails off at THE LOOKβ„’ Bruce is giving him and looks away, trying a different tactic instead. "I'm nineteen...I don't need to listen to you anymore."
Jason ignores Tim muttering about how he never listens at Bruce pulling the disappointed dad arm cross. "You are absolutely right, Jason Peter. You don't have to listen to me, but you are living in my house, you eat up the food I by with my money and you have yet to move out. And while I provide all those things because I love you dearly, as long as you choose to live under my roof, what does that mean for your nineteen-year-old behind?"
Jason crosses his arms and pouts frowns, "It means I'll wash up and go to my room." The teen gives one last glare to Damian before angrily stomping out of Bruce's room, Tim whispering an apology with wet eyes before exiting the room as well.
Richard feels upset as well, but mainly at himself, isn't he supposed to be the mature one? Where did those times go? The eldest says his good night's before rushing out of Bruce's room and heading to his own only to see Jason and Tim sulking in his bed. Richard sighs before settling on the edge and ruffling the two messy heads, "I thought Bruce told us to wash up and head to bed."
The younger two can hear the unasked question: "why are you two sitting here instead?" Tim answers with a whine and looks up pitifully at the man, "We've done it now! Bruce will never forgive us! Our mistakes are too much and we will surely be sent to live in an orphanage or home for troubled youths..."
Jason glares up at the ceiling but pushes his head farther into the eldest's gentle head pats. "Me and D are too old for the orphanage-"
Tim wails louder in distress, "I'm being separated from more of my only family!? That orphanage system will eat me alive! I don't wanna go!" Jason sits up and leans on his elbows to look down at Tim in genuine confusion and a bit of concern. "Timmers...do you really think you'll be leaving the Manor for some shitty government system? Bruce would rather date the Joker before giving any of us up, now shut up and let me finish! I was also going to say that D doesn't have to go to his room."
Tim lets out a confused noise at the feeling of a large hand replacing Richard's on his head to quickly ruffle his hair affectionately before pushing his face away.
The eldest smiles at the scene before frowning at Jason's comment, "What do you mean? Dad told us to wash up and head to our rooms." Jason shakes his head and gestures to himself and Tim, "Wrong. Dad said the THREE of us had to wash up and me and Tim head to our rooms. I guess because I'm not actually twenty I still get room treatment."
Richard thinks about it for a second before smiling sheepishly, "Well...with the look he was giving, he mind as well have been talking about me too. There's no way I wasn't about to not come into my room as a precaution." Jason sighs loudly and ignores how Tim has sought comfort in his side, the eldest notices Tim doing so and softly sighs. "It's just the anxiety talking, bud. B isn't going to send us away...why don't you go get your clothes and wash up in my bathroom? Then we can have a looong hugging session."
At the words "long", "hugging", and "session." Jason attempts to roll out of the bed but is held down by Richard and immediately smothered in hugs, the second eldest loudly curses and fights while Tim starts laughing at them and jumps on top of Richard.
The sweet moment is ruined by the creek of the door opening and Alfred walking in with Jason and Tim's clothing. "You three better wash up quickly and stop soiling my sheets with your food stained bodies. And you, Jason and Tim, better head to your rooms right after you bathe here or else I'll be telling your father." Tim clears his throat and sits up straight, looking at Alfred curiously.
"What's B doing with Damian now?"
Alfred hands the clothes over to the two teens and smiles at the three with an oddly joyful look in his eyes. "I believe young Master Damian has gained a couple more points as he has used Master Bruce to physically get rid of you three. He is now wearing one of your father's too large for him shirts as we speak and he is sleeping in Master Bruce's bed for the night."
Alfred turns to leave the room and pauses at the doorway, turning around with an impish look that matches Damian's face all too well. "Oh yes, and he told me to tell you three that when you sleep tonight, you better be dreaming of his success-" his face returns back to something stoic as he slowly closes the door with a professional-"Have a good night, young sirs." Jason punches at Richard's pillow angrily when the door clicks shut while Tim huffs and flops back onto the bed.
Richard just groans and buries his face in his hands, wondering to himself where this all went wrong.
(Richard is really out here acting like that kid that gets an A+ all the time and then gets one bad review on Yelp one A- and has a meltdown over it. That is the representation of how he felt at Bruce scolding him. πŸ˜‚
Also, I know nineteen isn't really an age where anyone gets sent to their room...but let Bruce be a dad! And I wasn't going to swap ages around suddenly for it lol, I do hope everyone can ignore that sksksk. And poor Tim becoming anxious over Bruce getting mad, poor lad will probably be up all night like πŸŒ˜πŸ‘„ πŸŒ’ at the thought of Bruce sending him away.
Basically the summary of this pt is:
Richard: 😑🌝(<- his scheming face)πŸ˜…πŸ˜±πŸ˜žπŸ˜“πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’
Jason: πŸ˜‘πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ˜’(<- at Damian)πŸ˜”(<- when Bruce scolds him)🀬😑🀬😑🀬😑
Tim: πŸ˜’πŸ˜‘πŸ₯²πŸ˜”πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜“πŸ˜žπŸŒ˜πŸ‘„πŸŒ’πŸ˜­πŸ˜•πŸ™β˜ΉοΈπŸ˜¨πŸ˜°(<- the last five is him thinking about being sent away)
As usual, if anyone manages to see and like/reblog this, you are much appreciated! You lovelies please stay safe, happy, healthy and of course lovely as always. πŸ’›)
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ao3feed-superbat Β· 11 months ago
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Damian (Gremlin) Wayne and His Even More Gremlin-esque Family
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/wsLiXEc by Thicc_Personality Words: 4970, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Kate Kane (DCU), Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon & Bruce Wayne, Kate Kane & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Cassandra Cain & Barbara Gordon Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, Good Siblings Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily (DCU), Protective Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd is a Batfamily Member, Caring Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily-centric (DCU), Batfamily and Jason Todd Have a Good Relationship, Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne Have a Good Relationship, Bruce Wayne is Good With Kids, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Cassandra Cain and Jason Todd are Siblings, Stephanie Brown and Jason Todd are Siblings, Everyone Loves Bruce Wayne, Damian (Gremlin) Wayne, Richard (Gremlin) Grayson, Jason (Gremlin) Todd, Timothy (Gremlin) Drake, Alfred (Sophisticated Gremlin) Pennyworth, Kate (I'm Just Here But Probably Also A Gremlin) Kane, Barbara (Gremlin) Gordon, Stephanie (Gremlin) Brown, Cassandra (Gremlin) Cain, Clark (Secretly A Gremlin) Kent, Everyone is a gremlin, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fluff, Bruce Wayne Loves Children, Bruce Wayne loves his children, Let Bruce Wayne be a good parent dc read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/wsLiXEc
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ao3feed-brucewayne Β· 11 months ago
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Damian (Gremlin) Wayne and His Even More Gremlin-esque Family
by Thicc_Personality Words: 4970, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Kate Kane (DCU), Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon & Bruce Wayne, Kate Kane & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Cassandra Cain & Barbara Gordon Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, Good Siblings Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily (DCU), Protective Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd is a Batfamily Member, Caring Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily-centric (DCU), Batfamily and Jason Todd Have a Good Relationship, Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne Have a Good Relationship, Bruce Wayne is Good With Kids, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Cassandra Cain and Jason Todd are Siblings, Stephanie Brown and Jason Todd are Siblings, Everyone Loves Bruce Wayne, Damian (Gremlin) Wayne, Richard (Gremlin) Grayson, Jason (Gremlin) Todd, Timothy (Gremlin) Drake, Alfred (Sophisticated Gremlin) Pennyworth, Kate (I'm Just Here But Probably Also A Gremlin) Kane, Barbara (Gremlin) Gordon, Stephanie (Gremlin) Brown, Cassandra (Gremlin) Cain, Clark (Secretly A Gremlin) Kent, Everyone is a gremlin, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fluff, Bruce Wayne Loves Children, Bruce Wayne loves his children, Let Bruce Wayne be a good parent dc via https://ift.tt/jQFRfDk
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thiccpersonality Β· 9 months ago
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Masterlist
Damian (Gremlin) Wayne and his even more gremlin-esque family:
The New Kid On The Block
The Chaos Unfolds
Your Attention Is What We Need!
How Do We Keep Losing?
Gaslight, Ninja-boss, Gatekeep
~Interlude~
B My Valentine: (aka) A Brief Love Holiday Interlude to Damian (Gremlin) Wayne and His Even More Gremlin-esque Family
(Please excuse this mess of a list...I have never made one before and I just learned how to masterlist things only a few minutes ago πŸ˜‚. This is done for (everyone really) @thisisafish123 who suggested doing a masterlist.
Also, the Valentine's Interlude was before 4 if you were wondering and the names come from how I named the chapters on my AO3 account Thicc_Personality. You darlings please remember to stay safe, happy, healthy and of course lovely as always. πŸ’›)
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ao3feed-brucewayne Β· 11 months ago
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Damian (Gremlin) Wayne and His Even More Gremlin-esque Family
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/jQFRfDk by Thicc_Personality Words: 4970, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Kate Kane (DCU), Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain & Bruce Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon & Bruce Wayne, Kate Kane & Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Cassandra Cain & Barbara Gordon Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Fluff, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, Good Siblings Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily (DCU), Protective Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd is a Batfamily Member, Caring Batfamily (DCU), Batfamily-centric (DCU), Batfamily and Jason Todd Have a Good Relationship, Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne Have a Good Relationship, Bruce Wayne is Good With Kids, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are Siblings, Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Cassandra Cain and Jason Todd are Siblings, Stephanie Brown and Jason Todd are Siblings, Everyone Loves Bruce Wayne, Damian (Gremlin) Wayne, Richard (Gremlin) Grayson, Jason (Gremlin) Todd, Timothy (Gremlin) Drake, Alfred (Sophisticated Gremlin) Pennyworth, Kate (I'm Just Here But Probably Also A Gremlin) Kane, Barbara (Gremlin) Gordon, Stephanie (Gremlin) Brown, Cassandra (Gremlin) Cain, Clark (Secretly A Gremlin) Kent, Everyone is a gremlin, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fluff, Bruce Wayne Loves Children, Bruce Wayne loves his children, Let Bruce Wayne be a good parent dc read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/jQFRfDk
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