#alfie the chihuahua

[evita-shelby]

Romeo and Juliet

Or two little girls take on the Bard

@raincoffeeandfandoms @zablife

Two households, both alike in dignity, in Camden Gardens where we lay our scene.

Beast of House Solomons and Xoco of House Shelby, two starcrossed lovers and fierce protectors of their young mistresses.

Beast ---held up by young Allie Solomons--- speaks as if struck by cupid as he gazed into the loving eyes of his beloved, “If I profane with my unworthiest hand, this holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.”

His beloved Xoco --- held up by young Diane Shelby--- responds with equal love and adoration, “Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this; for saints have hands that pilgrims’ hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers’ kiss.”

The girls’ mothers sit amused on the picnic blanket and enjoy this bizarre rendition of the Bard’s most famous work as two eight year old girls use their dogs instead of their dolls to mock the amateur performance just beyond them.

“Mamá, they won’t kiss, how do you make them kiss?” Diane Shelby turns to her mother for guidance when her actors refuse to collaborate with her.

“Here let me,” Rose said getting the peanut butter from the basket and handing some to her daughter, after all, it is Romeo who kissed Juliet, or so she said.

And sure enough Beast kisses Xoco just as the young lady playing Juliet says: “You kiss by the book.”

“How do you feel about puppies, Rosie?” Eva asked seeing how well her long-hair chihuahua gets along with her short hair leading man.

[justrainandcoffee]

Relax (Alfie Solomons x fem!oc)

Masterlist

Summary: The day he decided to buy a hammock, Alfie was happy. "I deserve this", he thought. Despite his wife's words, he was determined to enjoy the view.

Warming: None. It's Based on this post 😂. I saw it this morning and I couldn't let it go.

Words: Around 300 or less.

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"Alfie, are you sure?"

"I'm sure, luv. What could be better than me lying on a hammock, watching the sea. It's my dream, Rosie."

"I understand but, Al, did you consider the possibility that you could have trouble to sit on it?"

"Have trouble? Of course not! It's a hammock! And you know what?" Alfie put an arm around her and squeezed her bottom "We can fuck on it."

"I'm not going to fuck in a hammock, Alfie! I'm not planning to hurt my leg."

"Fine, your lost, Rosie."

It was a fucking hammock, how hard it could be to climb and finally rest on it? People had hammocks around the world and they enjoyed the comfort it provided. And he, Alfie Solomons, was determined to be one of them.

Soon he noticed it wasn't that easy as it seemed.

It was a mix of everything. He was getting frustrated because he couldn't sit, let alone lay down; he was a really impatient man and his back was starting to bother him thanks to his multiple tries to get in.

Cyril was looking at him. If he could speak, probably he'd cheer for him because he was a good boy who loved his dad. Beast, the chihuahua, on the other hand...

Look at this idiot.

Then, it happened. His leg tangled up in the net and Alfie fell on the sand with a thud.

Rose was about to drink tea when she heard Cyril barking and through the window she could see her husband. She ran out.

"So, everything went well, I see..."

Alfie was still on the sand trying to free his foot.

"Are ya going to help me or not?"

Cyril was running around Alfie, trying to help but the truth is he wasn't helping at all and from the distance, Beast was still judging his owner. Rose started to laugh because the whole situation it was ridiculous, and yet was trying to untangle his husband from the net.

"I'm going to get a knife it's the only solution. I can't do it with my hands."

The whole way back to the kitchen and back again where Alfie was, she did it giggling. The hammock, lasted two hours in the Solomons' house, before Rose cut it to free her husband and helped him to stand up again.

"A fuckin' demonic thing! It's fuckin' rubbish!"

"Al, do not blame an inanimate object because of you. I-"

"Don't."

"Oh, no, no. You're not going to forbid me to enjoy this moment, Solomons." Rose cleared her throat and then, very proudly, said it "I told you."

Alfie furrowed and she started to giggle again. "Are you okay, sweetheart?" She asked and he nodded "Come inside, Al. Let's go and rest on the old sofa as our God intends."

Grateful for this new opportunity to rest, this time in a more stable place, Alfie followed her.

Maybe they could have sex there, Alfie thought, after his frustrated try to do it in the hammock. But probably, it will be much later. Because the moment they crossed the door, she started to laugh again and against all odds, he laughed too.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

HOA Characters Most to Least Likely to Physically Attack Another Person:

Fabian Rutter. He’s literally been in three fights onscreen; he will not hesitate to go angry chihuahua on the nearest person.

Amber Millington. Jumped Mara and slapped Rufus. She’s not afraid to use those manicured nails for violence

Mick Campbell. I mean, come on. Love him, he’s a teddy bear, but he has put his hands on other students onscreen— and not in the fun kind of way.

Patricia Williamson. Her favorite weapon is a cup of liquid, but she also dabbles in cardboard boxes and the power of spite.

Eddie Miller. Has a body count if you squint. Would definitely kill again if properly motivated.

Alfie Lewis. Attacked Sinner!Fabian to save KT onscreen, so he has to be this high, but under normal circumstances he would not be attacking anybody.

Jerome Clarke. Tried to jump Rufus once. Didn’t get the chance, but he had the spirit.

Mara Jaffray. Held her own okay when Amber went in for the kill, and has enough internal rage to motivate an assault.

KT Rush. Only in self-defense, and she’d still get her ass kicked.

Joy Mercer. Doesn’t need fists to fight her battles. She’s perfectly capable of ending lives with words alone.

Nina Martin. Has no interest in getting into a physical fight, she’s too busy breaking curses and fighting her own demons.

Willow Jenks. Has only ever attacked someone with love and affection. Not a violent bone in her body.

[destieltropecollection]

DESTIEL TROPE COLLECTION 2023 | DAY 27 | Omegaverse

The Ruse (WIP) | Destielshipper4Cas (AO3)

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 3,533 Main Tags/Warnings: Prince Dean, Commoner Cas, Falling In Love, Strangers to Lovers, False Identity, Mistaken Identity, Omega Castiel, Alpha Dean, Alternate Universe - Medieval, Bottom Castiel, Top Dean, Happy Ending Summary: Castiel, a lowly commoner, is supposed to travel to the Winchester kingdom as a decoy, posing as Prince James who is to mate Prince Samuel of Winchester. On the way, he gets kidnapped by a group of bandits, led by a rugged alpha outlaw with an alluring scent. He has no idea that ‘Dean’ is actually the elder Winchester prince, heir to the throne, who has his own agenda.

south by | @sharkfish​

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 4,367 Main Tags/Warnings: Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Dean, Omega Castiel, Trans Omega Castiel, Gender Euphoria, Gender politics, Sharing a Bed, Coworkers Summary: “We have one king ready for you through Saturday night,” the beta says, starting to pull out keycards for them. “Wait,” Dean says. “There’s supposed to be two rooms.” She checks the computer again, frowning. “I’m sorry, sir, but there’s only one reservation here.”

The Rut Pact | Destielshipper4Cas (AO3)

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 16,113 Main Tags/Warnings: Best Friends, Bisexual Disaster Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester in Denial About Sexuality, Internalized Homophobia, Porn with Feelings, Bottom Cas, Top Dean, Alpha Dean, Alpha Cas, Happy Ending Summary: When Dean finds out that his best friend Cas is alphasexual, he comes up with a great plan that means neither of them will have to spend their ruts alone anymore. Just alpha buds helping each other out. Good thing Dean is straight. Otherwise, he might fall in love with his best friend.

boombox & cookies | @sharkfish​

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 16,659 Main Tags/Warnings: Alpha Dean Winchester, Omega Castiel, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Non-explicit references to past abuse, Non-explicit references to alcoholism, Gender politics, Tooth-Rotting Fluff Summary: “I think I misjudged you,” Castiel says. Dean shuts and then opens his mouth like an idiot fish. “What do you mean?” “I don’t do well with alphas and I’m not interested in being flirted with.” “Hey,” Dean interrupts, “I swear that’s not —” “Dean.” Castiel’s voice is deep and firm enough to shut Dean up. “I understand that now, but my original assumption was that you’re the kind of aggressive alpha who just wants to get his knot wet. You're not like that."

On Breeding Vacation | Destielshipper4Cas (AO3)

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 23,345 Main Tags/Warnings: Mutual Pining, Strangers to Lovers, Breeding Kink, Mpreg, Bottom Castiel, Top Dean, Happy Ending, Porn with Feelingsm Fluff and Smut, Dorks in Love, Cuddling & Snuggling, Bottom Castiel, Top Dean, Omega Castiel, Alpha Dean, Mating Cycles/In Heat Summary: Cas wants pups, but without an alpha, that dream seems out of reach. Luckily, fertility ranches have long since specialized in giving omegas who are incapable of being loved the family they so desperately desire.

Wrapped Up In You | @roobear68

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 28,030 Main Tags/Warnings: True Mates, Alpha Castiel/Omega Dean Winchester, Secret Admirer, Begging, Knotting, Slick, Rimming, Oral sex, Castiel/Dean, Gabriel/Sam, Castiel & Gabriel, Dean & Sam, Toby (the Chihuahua), Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Gabriel, Benny L., Balthazar, Bobby Singer, Ellen Harvelle, Alfie (supernatural) Summary: Cas was intrigued by the delectable scent left on these anonymous gifts. The alpha was determined to find this mysterious omega. He was unaware that his little dog, Toby, had decided that very same thing.

Entre Nous | @pleasetakethis​

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 33,840 Main Tags/Warnings: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Castiel/Omega Dean Winchester, True Mates, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Porn with Feelings, Pining, Oblivious Dean, Self-Sacrificing Castiel, Scenting, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Top/Bottom Versatile Castiel/Dean Winchester, Oral Sex, Knotting, Anal Sex, Mating Bond, Recreational Drug Use Summary: Dean Winchester didn't consider himself much of an omega. He avoided dating alphas and he'd taken heat suppressants since he'd presented, so it wasn't an issue--until he learned suppressants were affecting his heart and he'd have to stop taking them. His doctor recommended a medical match website to solicit an alpha's assistance during his breakthrough heats to minimize stress on his heart, and that was how he met Castiel Novak. Castiel wasn't a typical alpha. He had hypothyroidism, a low hormone disorder that left him with mild ruts and a scent many found unsettling. He'd long written off the idea of finding a compatible mate, though his doctor had begun to push services that matched alphas and omegas to help combat the progression of his disorder. Castiel's brother showed up one night carrying the scent of mate, and that was how his relationship with Dean Winchester started. ...or Not Relationship. Because Dean made it clear he didn't date alphas, and Castiel wouldn't tell Dean they scent bonded during the first shared heat because they were true mates. Castiel isn't like any alpha Dean has known, but Dean isn't ready to let his guard down until his heart makes it clear he has no other choice.

You're The One That I Want | @roobear68

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 36,620 Main Tags/Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions of Violence,True Mates, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bites, Knotting, Angel Babies, Past Rape/Non-Con, Tiny Amount of angst, John Winchester A+ parenting, BAMF Mary Winchester, BAMF Castiel, BAMF Dean Winchester, Fallen Angel, Protective Dean Winchester, Protective Sam Winchester, Protective Castiel, Protective Gabriel, Emmie, Past violence, Past child abuse, Past violence, Castiel/Dean, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Mary Winchester, Archangel Michael Summary: Dean is an Alpha Angel who was ready to be mated. Cas is an Omega Human who wanted the same. Cas wanted to have his own family with lots of pups. Dean wanted the same thing. Dean knew he was about to meet his True Mate. Cas knew he was about to be murdered.

Unwritten | @porcupine-girl

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 75,784 Main Tags/Warnings: No Archive Warnings, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Bookstore Owner Dean, Writer Castiel, Alpha/Alpha, Alpha Dean, Alpha Castiel, True Mates, Medical Procedures, Denial of Feelings, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Bond, Mating Bites, top Cas/bottom Dean Summary: A spontaneous scent bond is the stuff of romance novels: an alpha and an omega meet by chance, and they happen to be so compatible that their pheromones are perfectly aligned, drawing them irresistibly together to mate and bond for life. Neither bookstore owner Dean Winchester nor science fiction novelist Castiel Novak have ever thought it sounded romantic. Your hormones going nuts and tricking you into tying yourself to a complete stranger for the rest of your life? No thanks. But when Castiel comes to Dean's store for a signing, they feel an inexplicable pull toward each other, and into a powerful bond that neither of them wants. A bond that shouldn't even be possible for two alphas. At least they agree on one thing: they will not let biology determine their fate.

Life of young omega Dean | A-heller-cockles-truther

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 77,247 Main Tags/Warnings: Omegaverse, domestic, ptsd, alpha castiel, omega dean Summary: Story of Dean, he was born as omega in a world that sees them mostly as walking wombs, he was born to an alpha dad that had hate for omegas but mostly not stable emotionally using alcohol as cure while neglecting Dean and Sam. All his life he hid him being omega until he couldn't anymore but Bobby was there, he learned to accept who he is and true love it is. Dean's life was not easy but he got his brother Sam Bobby who like his dad and new friends he found in the new life he built away from the toxic environment of his dad and hunter life. Dean journey where he realize people love him, the world not always bad and horrible and he never be like his dad John

The Lord of Amara (WIP) | @diminuel​​

Rating: Mature Word Count: 92,143 Main Tags/Warnings: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Arranged Marriage, Omega Castiel/Alpha Dean Winchester, Cas pretending to be an alpha, Past Abuse, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn Summary: The people of Amara cherished tradition and stability. For 700 years the Novak alphas have ruled the country. As the young Lord of Amara, Castiel understands the burden of duty he owes to his blood, his country and his allies even if it means a life of secrecy and sacrifice. Their neighboring Kingdom of Winchester is struggling with a secret of its own regarding crown prince Dean. When Sam, on a desperate quest to find help for his brother, accidentally uncovers a truth about the Lord of Amara, he has no other choice but to ask Castiel to put his signature on a marriage contract to Dean Winchester. Castiel has to leave Amara behind to go to a country on the brink of ruin and a husband that wants nothing more than to be left alone.

Big Alpha Energy (BAE) | @valandrawrites​

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 97,401 Main Tags/Warnings: Prostitution, Sex Worker Castiel, Alphas who Bottom, Alpha Dean/Omega Cas, secondary gender dysphoria, Discussion of Past Suicide Attempt, Suicidal Thoughts, Sam Winchester Takes Care of Dean Winchester, Dom Castiel, Castiel and Dean Winchester Need to Use Their Words, Sexual Identity, Charlie is Sus, Mechanic Dean, PhD Student Castiel, Explicit Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Fisting, BEWARE SPOILERS AHEAD, Mpreg, Pregnant Castiel Summary: Alpha/Alpha relationships are illegal under Great Plains Nation Pack Law. With plummeting birth rates and discrimination against Omegas, the worst thing an Alpha can be is a bottom. Afraid of designation re-eduation, if he’s found out Dean has resisted acting on his most basic, primal need. Until now. With one failed suicide attempt already under his belt, Dean can’t take it anymore, which is how he finds himself at The Queen of Moondoor’s underground brothel, asking for the one thing he knows he shouldn’t want, but can’t live without.

[frxncisbelle]

Welcome to Aurora Bay, FRANCIS BELLE! I couldn’t help but notice you look an awful lot like COLIN FARRELL. You must be the FORTY-TWO year old SOMMELIER/WINERY OWNER. Word is you’re SUPPORTIVE but can also be a bit GLOOMY and your favorite song is I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY by AL GREEN. I also heard you’ll be staying in CRYSTAL BAY CONDOMINIUMS. I’m sure you’ll love it! (@aurorabayaesthetic)

CHARACTER INFO

full name: francis emmanuel belle nickname: franny (by loved ones) // sad guy (by everyone else) age: forty-two birthday: june 28th gender: cis male sexuality: homosexual

p e r s o n a l i t y

positive traits: supportive, faithful, communicative, selectively patient

negative traits: gloomy, pessimistic, fearful, persnickety

l i f e s t y l e

birthplace: cincinnati, ohio

hometown: los angeles, california

education: university of california, berkley

occupation: sommelier / winery owner (kinda sorta a ha ha)

religion: agnostic (catholic)

languages spoken: english, spanish

hobbies: pretending that everything is fine when, in fact, it is not; starting new hobbies and then pointedly deciding to not finish them; vinyl-record collecting; trying new tik-tok recipes but forgetting that every time the phone locks he has to go back and find the video again (he did not, in fact, bookmark the video).

f a m i l y

parents: adam belle (divorced/re-married), elizabeth belle (single/preferrably widowed)

siblings: bebe belle (divorced); chloe belle (divorced); alyssa belle (divorced), gabriel belle (separated); gavin belle (divorced); julian belle (separated); alfie bonas (step-sibling)

children: imagine

pets: one tabby cat and one chihuahua

BIO

born to a father with an impossible dream and a mother with a xanax prescription, francis learned, at a very young age, that people are impossible to please. when he held his mother's hand as she pushed out his first sister — a task typically reserved for a father or father-like-figure — and, subsequently, asked her 4-year-old-first-born-who-could-barely-say-one-word-let-alone-two to name her second-born, francis also learned that people are impossible to know. these unshakeable principles have not only guided him throughout his forty-two years, but they have also cemented him as a perpetual worrier.

his childhood, adolescence, teenage-years, and young adulthood were about as constant and stable as the los-angeles metro system. somehow, despite the years spent desperately trying to cultivate a family dynamic that could make everyone happy, he got caught up in his father's plans. one-day, his father sat him down and uttered two unforgivable phrases: "i plan on divorcing your mother" and "i'd like you to take over the family business one day." the business in question was more of a miracle than a tried-and-true american success story. the finer details are irrelevant (indeed, francis likes to pretend he does not remember the years his father spent unloading burden after burden upon his tender head), but the important bit is that adam belle made a very successful name for himself as a winery/business tycoon.

in his late thirties and early forties, francis found himself realizing that the life he led was not the one he thought he was leading. he's faced with several (believe me, several) options, and he has thought up an innumerable amount of contingency plans, but he just cannot bring himself to do the unimaginable: ruin his family's past, present, and future by giving it all up. possibly, one day soon, he will realize that all he needs to be happy is his own approval and his own peace... but that will likely never happen.

HEADCANONS & FUNNY BITS

...has given SEVERAL grifters a [REDACTED} amount of cash money to avoid conflict.

listens to embarrassing europop before/after work to feel something.

to be updated gradually !!

WANTED CONNECTIONS

to be updated soon !!

i apologize for being scum. as i write this, it is currently 9:45 pm and i gotta go to bed. i will be updating this in the coming days as i have ideas.

[call-sign-shark]

So I have a question... I feel like domestic Jack and Lilith would have a doggo. But I can't narrow it down. I know that Tommy has Cyril and Heaven and Arthur have Kaiser. I'm fairly sure John has Spaniels (which makes my heart melt a little). I wonder if Jack and Lilith should have either an akita, malamute, wolf dog, German shepherd, dalmatian or a husky? I'm trying to imagine the playdates the dogs would have. Anyway hope you're having a good start to your week?

This is an excellent question and I sincerely appreciate that you ask for my opinion. Before I answer properly I have to say that Cyril belongs more to @raincoffeeandfandoms Rose and Alfie than to Tommy in my mind. 🤣 Moreover imagining Tommy with Eva’s ( @evita-shelby ) chihuahua Xoco makes me wheeze.

Regarding your OC, the best dog would be the Dalmatian. First of all, it suits your character’s aesthetic one hundred percent. Second, it’s the breed that gives the more “rich and elegant” vibes. Third, Dalmatian are good hunting dogs with a lot of energy. Just look at how badass they are in the movie Cruella. And finally, I know we are all free to do whatever we want but, personally, I like to keep things a bit logical. For example the first version of Heaven was supposed to have a white wolf as a pet. But we are in England in 1920ish — I wanted to keep it a bit realistic*. Similarly, I can’t picture Jack Nelson having a wolfdog in his fancy home in America. I don’t even think it would please him (he’s too busy and it’s too high maintenance).

But this is my opinion of course. So, as a conclusion I’d choose the Dalmatian breed.

Eventually, the play date would be wild I guess? Kaiser is the giant guardian always at his Angel’s feet and he despises most of other humans — especially men. But with the other dogs he’s nothing but a gentle giant.

Hope it helps! Also thank you so much for your kind words dear. I hope you’ll have a wonderful week. 😊

*when I say realistic I know people can come at me and say “yeah but Heaven is a heartrender witch, this ain’t realistic”. True, but I’m not using her abilities to solve every problem and make Deus Ex Machina moves. It’s more a problematic/issue to consider than a solution to all the Shelby’s problem. Moreover I don’t like creating “God mode” characters. + Peaky Blinders AU hints at supernatural forces.

• Heaven is reader in the series Arthur x Reader!OC Heaven in Your Eyes. Why not give it a read?

[maxsroom-jamesbaldwinsversion]

A complete list of pets my family has had.

A black cat with no name. I was three so either she didn't have a name or I forgot it.

Dennis (AKA menace)- A hamster who decided his three-story cage wasn't big enough and that people were the enemy. Almost daily he would escape his cage and instead live in my ANTIQUE wooden doll house. If you tried to remove him, he would remove your fingers.

Purdy - A King Charles terrier who was very pretty. However, do not go near her mouth. Even with food. It is a death sentence. She lived to thirteen and even while deaf and blind she could tell if you were approaching her pearly whites.

Two Springer Spaniels - Jasper Casper and Jim Diamond. Jasper used to run full force into kitchen cabinets chasing shadows. He somehow made it to thirteen. Jim is still going strong.

Charlie - an obese chihuahua (maybe, we're not sure if he was even a dog).

Betty - a little black chihuahua who managed to get pregnant by Finnley (coming up later) when he was 9 MONTHS OLD.

Declan - a racehorse who is too shy to race.

Darby - a chestnut pony who we bought for casual hacking, however, at the slightest sign of freedom he would bolt (with you on him).

Peanut - a shetland/fallabella pony who broke two of my toes.

Woody & Buzz - two guinea pigs who managed to hide so well in their cage that we routinely thought they had escaped (Buzz was later renamed to Fat Nugget).

Jinx - a demon of a cat who asks for attention and then attacks you for the fact she had to ask.

Rosie and Ronnie - cats! Ronnie got run over the same day we let him outside. Rose is still kicking at 14 but habitually brings mice HEADS to our front door.

Colin - a cockatiel whose only talents are wolf-whistling and sitting on Rosie to test her animal instincts.

Kia - a thoroughbred racehorse.

Sooty - a black feral kitten brought home to us by Jim. In his mouth. Completely unharmed. We think he found her in a field?

Shiela - another cockatiel who we got as a friend for Colin. Her only talent is screeching at the top of her lungs when you're trying to relax.

Alfie - an orphaned lamb. He needed to be bottle fed, however, he would headbutt the groin of anyone who tried to do it. He, in fact, chased my stepfather around the orchard trying to get at his groin.

Mario - a tea-cup cockriel who managed to drown in a kiddie pool we had set up for the ducks (the pool was maybe 30cm deep).

Maggie - a duck who got kidnapped.

Shelly & Lucy - sheep who would run away if you tried to interact with them.

Chickens - too many to name but a few notable ones were; sonic (ran everywhere) and Molly (named after my sister because she strut around like she owned the place).

Finnley - a chihuahua who looks and acts more like the illegitimate son of satan himself than a dog.

Boris - son of Betty and Finnley who was born with an underbite, floppy ears that never stood up, and only one testicle.

Edgar - son of Betty and Finnley who lived each day like he wanted it to be his last.

Elvis - the final son of Betty and Finnley who begs to be picked up and then growls like he never wanted it in the first place.

Lucy - an ex-racehorse who, when in jumping competitions, decides she's not done when the course says so, and bolts.

There might have been a few I missed but that's all for now folks.

[zablife]

Congrats Lee, you're the chosen one 😂!! Why? Because you're the only one who can understand this. Do you remember those photos of Adrien Brody holding chihuahuas? I forgot completely about those pictures until the other day when I made the moodboard (the one with Aveline) so, considering that, do you thing Beast could love Luca? 😂. Because I think so. The day that Luca went to Camden Town I can imagine the little demon smelling Luca and then wagging his tail. Probably Beast allows Luca to hold him as well, even pet him. And Alfie like 🤦‍♀️ this traitor! . 😂. No, I don't want Luca adopting Beast, the dog belongs to Camden Town, but the whole situation is ridiculously fun.

"Is this your demon, Solomons?" 😂

(instead of this white angel, Beast.)

😂😂😂 OMG, I forgot about those photos! But you're right, Luca would absolutely be able to charm Beast and take him home to NY. Considering Beast's love of spaghetti and meatballs, he would love a home with the Changrettas!

Edit: Of course Beast can't leave Belle and the puppies! Not even a man like Luca would attempt to separate their beautiful family.

[dxrkenedheights]

★・・・・・・★

"I don't know, think it's because everyone always has some dumbass comment." Asher replied with a shit-eating grin. He'd consider Alfie way worse, though. Asher didn't care about getting under people's skin as much but his younger brother lived and died for a reaction. He laughed at Luca, with a sardonically slow nod. "Uhuh, bet she feels like she's getting the real taste of Mexico." he muttered, placing a hand ontop of Luca's head so he could lower himself to the grass and also annoy his cousin in the process. He grabbed the bottle, twisting off the cap and taking a look around the growing number of people deciding to do the same thing. The punch in the arm made Asher laugh, returning it right in the crook of Luca's elbow. "I'm chilled, Jesus! You're like a damn chihuahua." Asher commented, giving a small nod over to a group of guys that made him laugh again. Their swept hair, and who the fuck still wore chinos? "Look, it's the my dad's a lawyer crew."

"Shut up, man. Why do you and Alfie do that shit? Always got some smart ass comment." Luca tutted, thinking they found a good spot away from the crowd and throwing the bag from his shoulder for their day time drinking. All of the bottles clinked against one another and Luca quickly pulled a face, hoping he hadn't cracked any. He laughed about Teddy, sounding cocky with the dirty chortle. "Nah she pretends she hates me but she definitely likes some Latino in her." he forced a stronger accent as he cackled, smug grin clear as day on his face as he grabbed the first bottle he could get from the packed rucksack. He socked Asher right in the arm then, pulling a face and scoffing. "There he goes again, wanting to be an asshole for no reason. Is it gonna kill you if you chill out for five seconds?"

[shorko]

Every time I look at my dog and see him just- being alive... breathing, living... my heart gets filled with so much love... I’m so grateful for him.

[evita-shelby]

Spread too thin

Request by @tumblin-theworldaway who sent me this lovely prompt

🥖Alfie buttering his toast and using said knife to stab a man? 👀

gif by @ephrampettaline

Beast the Chihuahua belongs to @justrainandcoffee

“See the thing about butter, mate, is that it can get spread too thin on a piece of toast.” He begins as he butters his toast while he talks to the filthy little rat sitting across from him.

Alfie doesn’t speak menacingly. In fact, his manner is casual as it always is, and yet the man before him is shaking like the Chihuahua he keeps.

Actually, scratch that. He isn’t sure he’s even seen the Beast of Camden Town shake.

“Yeah, you think you got enough butter for the bread, and you think you can spread it evenly through the whole slice, but then this shit happens.” Alfie shows him the half buttered bread and gives it to him. The man refuses it until he shoves it into his mouth.

“You’re like this bread, mate, spread too thin from having to work for me like an honest god-fearing man and those pigs down at the station.” Alfie doesn’t waste any time in embedded his lovely butter knife into the man’s eye with the gracefulness of a professional.

[justrainandcoffee]

Home (Alfie Solomons x fem!oc)

Alfie Solomons x Rose Coldwell (ofc) masterlist

Summary: Alfie is staying at the distillery while the men from Birmingham are there. He doesn't trust them around his place. In consequence, he feels tired and grumpier than usual. The visit of his wife, maybe can make him change his mind.

Warnings: None, except some veeeeeery slightly mentions of sex. The return of the king: Beast. I missed this little creature.

Words: 650.

Supposedly this was going to be just a moodboard plus a little blurb and it ended up as a whole drabble 💁‍♀️.

Those were hard days for more reasons than one. Alfie was not able to go to home because of extra work. Tommy Shelby's men were there at all hours and Alfie simply didn't trust them. In consequence, the last week he barely had time to see his wife.

It's late when Alfie heard voices and laughs. Fuck them. He sighed trying to focus on the papers on the desk.

Next to him, Beast, the feral chihuahua who lived there, was sleeping. Alfie looked at the animal. The man liked him, there was something on its personality -fearless, vicious, with no sense of self preservation...- that reminded him of himself. But now, sleeping, no one could say that Beast was indeed a beast. The ankles of everyone there were safe for now.

Few days ago, one of the Brummies ended up with a bruise on one of his eyes because he tried to touch Rose when she was entering the distillery, thinking she was a some random woman. It wasn't Alfie who caused the bruise. Now, no one said a word nor looked at her when she walked into the bakery. Except the Jewish men, who knew her, and greeted her amicably.

Alfie lifted his eyes from the paperwork when he heard the door opening. Finally something good on his awful day.

"Luv, what are ya doin' 'ere?" It's too late. I thought ya were already sleepin' at home."

"I'm visiting you, Al. I need to know you're okay, sweetheart. You look tired and I miss you."

"I miss you too, luv. I look tired and I'm tired. Have ya seen them? All they do is laugh and talk all the fuckin' time. Fuck them."

His wife approached him and started to massage his shoulders. "You need to rest, Al. How many more days do you think you're going to handle this situation? Sleeping here, eating badly... You need to trust your men, they can control the Tommy's ones."

"Mmh."

"I miss you, Alfie. And I need you, too. I understand the situation, I support you. You know that, but... You're my husband and I can't see you overworking and stressing yourself because of it." She put her arms around his shoulders and rested her head on his. "I miss you," she repeated, whispering in his ear.

"I know, Rosie. Fuck, I know. I miss you too, miss home, our evenings, your company..." Alfie left the pen on the desk and stroked her hands. "But..."

"I know."

Alfie couldn't say that her voice sounded angry but disappointed. She kissed his temple, "I know. Do you at least have five minutes for me?"

When Alfie nodded, she sat on his lap and put her lips on his. After all the stress, feeling her, kissing her it was like a day in the paradise. She was using the perfume he liked it the most, Alfie knew she was trying to persuade him to left his place to go to their home and as she was unbuttoning his trousers, apparently, she was going to succeed.

Not for the first time they had sex on his office. And in this case it was exactly what Alfie needed. He was kissing her neck, while the hands were still on her waist caressing her skin.

"I love ya," he said against her neck. "Let's go home."

"For real?"

"For real."

Alfie wasn't there when Ollie arrived at the distillery before the sunrise. There was a note on his desk saying that he was at home with his wife, he was planning to return after midday. Finally, Ollie thought.

On Alfie's chair, Beast was contemplating his surroundings. Ollie wasn't that stupid to try to remove him from there. The dog seemed proud of himself. And it seemed, too, that Alfie had left in charge the only one, besides him, capable of keeping the order in Camden Town. And he wasn't wrong.

[what-the-fuck-khr]

hey so all Weiner dogs usually just have serious, serious problematic attachment issues and also are super fucking aggressive with literally any other breathing thing that’s not a human or is it just my cousin’s dog Alfie that’s a fucking literal walking nightmare

[crowempress]

I had both of my boys all cozy with me and my mum took some cute pics ❤💚❤

[highschoolfriends4life]

Joelynda, Alfie, Misty and Daisy from Country School

[call-sign-shark]

Hi, Shark!! Today, well a couple of hours ago (hours now, that I'm writing this ask), I searched different images to do a moodboard and finally these ones were part of one I finally decided not to do, because I didn't like the final result (not because I didn't like the idea.) And since Kaiser was part of it, I decided to send it to you. Hopefully, you can have a beautiful Friday 💚🦈.

OMG OMG FLOR I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! Thank you for sending this to me even if it didn't make it to the final moldboard. I am so in love. First of all the pics you've chosen blend perfectly together and then, honestly, I don't know how you do it but you always use 100% accurate pictures for Kaiser. Like, this is his exact color with the little white spot on the chest and his cropped ears. Look at my big disaster being so happy with his best friends. 🥺 (Even if one of them is a devil in disguise)

It gives me so many ideas for a little one-shot revolving around Heaven bringing Kaiser to Margate so that the three little monsters can play together while she takes the tea with Rose. Like, I've got many funny random quotes in my head lmao.

Alfie: Arfah', mate, you shouldn't step too close to Beast. Arthur: That shit-looking chihuahua? Yer kidding, eh? Beast: *bites Arthur's ankle* Arthur: *high-pitched screams* WHAT THE FOOK AAAH Alfie: Told ya.

Notes: Kaiser is Reader's dog in Heaven in Your Eyes' universe.