#alfie solomons quote

[angelofthenight]

Alfie, to Tommy: Ur in (y/n)’s dms, I’m on google looking for nutrient rich soil I’d keep them in if they were a worm. We are not the same

[call-sign-shark]

Bonus from the series Heaven in Your Eyes (Arthur Shelby x You):

Also, I was completely drunk when I made this. So, sorry for the nonsense.

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

idk why I keep running back to the most painful ppl I know…

[se-dissipou]

Tommy: how did the fight start?

Alfie: Arthur sneezed earlier and i accidentally said 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'

Tommy: how do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up'?

[peaky-f0cking-blinders]

Tommy: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Alfie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Tommy: …

Tommy: You mean ring bearER, right?

Alfie: …

Tommy: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[physicallyherementallykissingmen]

peaky blinders as quotes from my friends…

“I have been to multiple mental wards, but I have never been so afraid of someone in my life.” -arthur,,, probably.

“i love women who can read, i didn’t know they could do that..” -john

"the only david you need is the star of david wearer right in front of you." -alfie

“you smell like an adult female” -arthur sr. prolly…

“im the one that can’t take whiskey..” -parker (SORRY IT WAS HIM OKAY..)

“*the sun rising* YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN!!!” -a drunk arthur probably..

“separate the waters from the waters? they got a little lazy there..” -tommy being dragged to church as a boy

“*have a late night convo/argument about how many syllables the word pedophile has in it*” -arthur, tommy, and john (probably intoxicated)

"what's the weirdest thing youve ever eaten?" -finn

"heh pussy" -tommy or john idfk

“if you don’t move your hand im gonna shove your hand so far up your ass that your fingers come out of your nose..” -aunt polly

“she really wants to tell that story..” -ada

“why do dogs trot like horses?” -finn

“they came from horses.” -tommy

“oh actually?” -finn

“do your chews look shoe’d on?” -alfie, about cyril

“shut up! my boo thang is here!!” -john at some point

“*trying to write a heartfelt message in a letter, runs out of room and brain power* you are the sweets!!” -arthur 💀

“I only like married men……………………………………. im telling y’all too many secrets..” -parker

“An easy chair what about a difficult chair??” -Ada

*playing charades*

"SOMETHING TOMMY HATES" -Ada

"GAY PEOPLE!!" -Finn

(it was not gay people spoiler alert sorry)

"I'm not trying to see Santa, I'm Jewish. There ain't no Jewish Santa." -alfie 💀💀💀

“ugh I hate this im so fertile” -JOHN.

“i love you guys.” -arthur

“imma kill myself, my blood is boiling” -tommy

[letstalkshipping]

A few quotes from Alfie Solomons:

"You smell of smoke, and coal, and horses."

"He was adopted by Satan himself before he was returned out of fear of his awkwardness."

"Normal dispatch, well it's you know 500 pounds cost, but you're gonna have to add another hundred to that because Tommy Shelby, like me, he's from an oppressed people."

[peakycobblers]

John and Esme: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*  Alfie: Tommy, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

[anonymooseforever007]

*Y/N Lecturing Alfie about doing something dangerous because Tommy dove headfirst into a fight and Alfie had to prove he could too*

Y/N: I mean really, if someone else goes off a cliff what are you gonna do huh?

Alfie: I'm gonna fucking leave before the cops realize I was the one who pushed em.

Y/N:....

Alfie:....

*Sirens sound in the distance*

Y/N:.....Alfie where were you this morning?

Alfie: Definitely not by any cliffs if the cops are asking.

[angelofthenight]

Tommy: Your husband Alfie’s a lunatic, Arthur and I both agree.

You: You do?

Arthur: No, uh-uh, I did never call him a lunatic!

Tommy: Sorry, I think I’m the one who called him a lunatic.

Tommy: Arthur called him a clown.

[call-sign-shark]

Peaky Blinders Incorrect Quotes

Bonus, Heaven in Your Eyes Verse (click to read):

[dubblebubbleibuprofen]

Do NOT get me started.

[ninja-potato-shelby-solomons]

Ayuh. Fixed it.

#I mean it's not a lie

[chaoschuckler]

[peaky-f0cking-blinders]

Alfie: We’re having a moment aren’t we?

Tommy: If by ‘a moment’ you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

[zendasian]

Me when I show my art to my friend and he or she criticises it.

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