#alfie in fics is alwaysso nice and somehow tends to have the Correct opinions and mindsets on things; especially galling when

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the thing about alfie's fake wife edna is that he has, according to some supplemental material, a maid/housekeeper named edna as well. my take away is that he just came up with the one woman he knows who isn't his mother. he certainly can't be bothered to know any more women