#alexsmu

[alemuse]

✉ ( five texts. ) - felicia & alexander. angie & landon. florence & sebastian. dominic & marlene. catalina & christopher.

finally done bitch.

[andiesmu]

TEXT 📲 TALBASTIAN

TAL: How would you feel about your baby sister having a girlfriend?

[oldmutyler]

TEXT 📲 GRANT + [ALEX]

GRANT: I love my kids. I really do.

GRANT: But I need to get out of the house and grab a beer as soon as possible.

GRANT: You know I'm not kidding around if I'm willing to be around people.

[deesmu]

TEXTS 📲 ANDREW

QUINN: SOS

QUINN: Send help!

QUINN: I'm an addict and I'm weak and how the fuck does she do this every time?

[jordanmu]

TEXTS 📲 🌹 LANGAN

LOGAN: Landonnnn. Hi!

LOGAN: Or, I guess in Landon-speak, 'sup loser?

[elliearchive]

TEXTS 📲 ALEGAN

REGAN: Are you bringing Autumn to RI?

REGAN: Oh, and she said yes.

[andiesmu-archive]

TEXT 📲 { valencia & alex }

LEN: it’s weird how you think you’re allowed to just disappear from my life???

[janasmu]

FRANCISCA

Have they ever had a one night stand?

She’s got some commitment issues so one night stands are kinda where she lives.

When’s the last time they had a birthday party?

Never? I mean her parents didn’t really do birthdays for her since she wasn’t a ‘good’ kid so she was always in trouble or grounded or something and as an adult her birthday just doesn’t really mean anything to her and she’s definitely got some issues there because she just has the year she was born on Facebook.

Who are their exes? Do they still keep in touch?

Doesn’t really have ex’s per se, but she’s got some chicks that she’s slept with that she still talks to like friends. Does that count?

Are they clumsy and/or prone to accidents?

Not really, she’s short you know so she’s got a good center of gravity.

If they had to pick one sport to play/watch which would it be?

To watch, probably soccer for some reason it’s pretty calming to her. To play, Hockey just looks fun and potentially therapeutic. 

In general, are they organized or messy?

Organized, the military will do that to you.

How do they tell someone they’re sorry?

Humorously, usually by publicly humiliating herself in some way because she is not good at apologizing in an intimate manner. She’s more likely to go over the intercom at a grocery store and very badly but earnestly rap an apology then to look you in the eye and just tell you what she’s sorry for.

[ashleysmu]

@alexsmu​ / landon

Carmen was chill, but not let weird shit go down in her bar chill. She didn’t like the idea of her business being a place where people made decisions that they regretted, which was unrealistic considering the fact that it was a bar, but. She gave a fuck about her customers, regulars or not, so anytime she felt someone had been over-served or was looking to cause some trouble, she kept an eye out. 

Tonight, it was busy, but she’d had her attention on the corner booth for quite some time. The group of kids tucked away looked out of place from John Fucking Kennedy’s usual crowd, and this wasn’t Carmen’s first rodeo. When the bar quieted down a little bit, she made her way over to the table and rested her hand on its surface to get their attention.

“Hey. You guys good? Need any drinks?” No shenanigans, not on her fuckin’ watch.

[leighmuold]

@alexsmu​

"You ready, dude?” Carson asked, turning to Andrew as he pulled on his santa hat. This was probably his favorite Christmas tradition of all time-- aside from walking the streets of New York with his siblings, making fun of the tourists and drinking hot chocolate. However, there was not much to be said for an entire hockey team’s worth of guys dressing up like Santa Claus and handing out toys to kids in a Chicago orphanage. One more touch-- the white, prickly beard that itched like crazy, but Carson didn’t care. “Time to go spread some Christmas cheer.”

[heathermu]

@alexsmu - nathan puckerman.

Shelby loved going to the bar with Nathan, mostly because she was treated like the little princess she was when she was with him. He would buy her drink after drink, shower her with attention. She truly felt blessed when she was with him. Not to mention she was happy to say that she always had the hottest guy dancing with her when they were together. Not to mention they were just hot together in general. “Nathannnn.” she cooed out when she moved up to him from her spot on the bar stool. “Baby, wanna get me another shot or two?” she smiled sweetly at him knowing very well that for the tiny body she was in, a lot of alcohol was not the best idea, but Shelby always ended up going a little too hard. “Pleaseeeee?”

[adismuse]

alexsmu‌:

Well, yes. We did. A lot of times because I loved to sing along with Simba since I apparently couldn’t wait to be king either?? No, silly! There’s a new Lion King out! Do you wanna go see it? We should all go see it! 

All of us? I don’t think they can fit the Earth’s population in one movie theater. Or do you mean we should all go to our nearest theater and see it all at the same time? We can make a Facebook event for it! I’ve made some for the kennel so I know how. 

[andiesmu]

TEXT 📲 ROMTINA

ROMAN: Is it weird that I just had a dream about dying alone as an old spinster who worked until the day she died and woke up pretty okay with that?

[oldmutyler]

TEXT 📲 FINLEX

FINN: I barely saw you all weekend. I know I was wrapped up in Lucy and the baby, but still.

FINN: You still in Rhode Island? We ditched for Boston.

[deesmu]

TEXTS 📲 DANIEL

MAX: Hey squirt

MAX: I've got a case of beer and no one to share it with

MAX: Wanna lose some Mario Kart to me later or something?

[jordanmu]

TEXTS 📲 NAVERY

AVERY: so like i’m thinking about how taylor swift says the word ‘bitches’

AVERY: i don’t know if she meant for this to turn me on a little bit but it indeed did and i’m like oh wow i’m a little horny

AVERY: hi my name is avery and i’m constantly turned on by taylor swift

AVERY: but i don’t have any issues it’s fine it’s all fine

AVERY: this is a normal reaction

AVERY: anyway hi nate what’s up have you heard taylor swift’s new album lover that came out august 23rd.