#alexis gomez

[hubba1892]

"Oh my god - how much I enjoyed that. At half time I said if we can turn this it is something we can tell our grandkids. I see mine in 10 days so I can tell them."

[divingsave]

captain angel

(also: cheeky, ryan! i see you)

[lauvendust]

“why am i always at the front” 😾

[itsfootballbih]

What the fuck did they give these crackheads for breakfast today…..like👀🤨

[la-femme-au-collier-vert]

I’ve been working my way through vampire novels of the African diaspora and posting mini reviews on twitter. I wanted to read more diverse representations of vampires after watching AMC’s Interview With The Vampire and what really stands out is how few I can find- while 2 of these have been published just this year 1 was first published in 1819 and as you can see there’s only a handful. Of the ones I’ve read so far my favorites are Immortal Dark by Tigest Girma and House of Hunger by Alexis Henderson, but I will be updating.

Previously I made a list of vampire books across the Mexican diaspora here

[assortedmelons]

Celebrity Melons

[beingliverpool]

INTERNATIONAL TIME!! YNWA!!

[stormoflina]

This is how the LFC squad would react to you explaining what osmosis is (you can also think of whatever your specific area/beloved topic is)

Trent: He would nod along for the whole time, focused and very serious, then make the most generic, NPC statement like. "I have always been a big admirer of osmosis." When you would go ??? he would then actually give up, have a laugh at himself, then ask for an easier explanation, because he's also generally interested in whatever you have to say.

Virg: He would hear you out, pat you on the shoulder and say, "that's great! 👍🏼 😃". Then leave.

Cody: Very thoughtful listener. Would actually get a pen and paper and start making notes, meanwhile complementing your intelligence.

Darwin: "???😁"

Macca: Laughs awkwardly. Gets red in the face when he would mispronounce osmosis and you correct him.

Mo: He would definitely know what osmosis and would be happy to engage about it.

Domi: "Osmo-what?"Starts laughing, because "it's a funny sounding word."

Ali: He knows what osmosis is and will let you know that. Tries to correct you on one thing, looks it up on google, then apologies for doubting you.

Jota: Knows what osmosis is, just doesn't really give a fuck.

Harvey: Doesn't know what osmosis is, and also doesn't really care.

Curtis: Also starts laughing at the 'osmosis', but then quickly apologizes to not hurt your feelings. Willing to listen to you talking about it, despite having absolutely no clue what is even going on, because he feels bad for laughing.

Joe: Has a oOH! moment when you mention osmosis and he can vaguely recall it from his studies.

Endo: Asks polite questions about osmosis.

Klopp: Invented osmosis.

[hubba1892]

In more than 20 years…easily the most special trophy I’ve ever won. […] I was proud of everyone involved. I was proud of our people, for the way they pushed us. I was proud of the staff, for creating this kind of atmosphere where these boys can just do what they’re best at. I was prouf of our academy, I was proud of our coaches […] It was overwhelming […] how everybody contributed, seeing the faces of the kids after the game.

[meeel-things]

Momentos

[formulalfc]

Can you pls do the orange theory with the lfc squad

i hope this is what you meant and i hope you like, i super enjoyed doing this and would love to do more like this if people wanted me to!!! <3

would peel the orange for you no question: allison becker, virgil van dijk, kostas tsimikas, alexis mac allister, wataru endo, mo salah, luis diaz

would be super confused but would do it eventually: caoimhin kelleher, joe gomez, trent alexander-arnold, ryan gravenberch

would tell you to stop being lazy and peel it yourself: harvey elliot

would say no: adrian, dominik szoboszlai

would throw the orange at you: joel matip, diogo jota

would be the one asking you if you would peel the orange for him: ibrahima konate, andy robertson, curtis jones, cody gakpo, darwin nunez

wouldn't be there: thiago

[itsfootballbih]

Bonus: Darwizzy and Domi hurdles

Mentality Monsters.

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE!!!

KLOPP’S KIDS.

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

An inversion long overdue

[carlaloveslfc]

[stormoflina]

Happy New Year's Eve to everyone! 😁🎉🍷

I saw the tiktok boys doing this trend in the international break, and the idea stayed with me, and it's fitting rn anyway. If it's lame I will just blame my friends for giving me bad experiences 😸

Rating how a night-out with lfc players would go (this is for the girlies, do mind that):

Virg: You would feel the most safe and relaxed on a night-out in your whole entire life. Virg would literally scare all unwanted comments and wandering hands just with his aura. He would buy you whisky, trying to be fancy, but by the end of the night you would be on your 4th beer together, doing karaoke. He would leave by like 1 am tho. 9/10

Tsimi: he drinks one vodka-redbull and it's over. And by that I mean it's not really over, quite the opposite actually. Not leaving the club until they literally close. He would be bouncing up the walls, dancing with everyone, chatting up to strangers while waiting for drinks, running around, making new best friends every bathroom break, falling in love at least 3 times just that night. A nice, eventful night, but by the end, you would probably be exhausted. 7/10

Joey: Ngl, you would probably be kinda worried about partying with him, thinking he's a bit dull or the atmosphere will be awkward... Only to be completely wrong and for you to have the best night of your life? He takes shots like a champ, smooth dance moves,a great wingman and has the best drunk advice to your drunk first world problems. He also knows the best place to get kebab place after the club and walks you home. 10/10

Ibou: Go out with him and you will have the time of your life. Takes the best pictures and tags you, likes and comments, just to get the guy you like all hot and bothered. Pretends he doesn't understand English and starts cursing out people in French, just because. Outfit on point. -1 point for making your stomach hurt from laughing too much. 9/10

Robbo: It's either a heartfelt hug and temple kisses while pouring your heart out kind of night or trying to use the street lamps as a strip pole while laughing like the two of you have lost your minds kind of night. Brings his own alcohol for pre gaming, because "it's much better, trust me." He's never a quiet person, both with each drink he has, the volume of his voice just increases. He tries to guess the dick size of random guys who try to chat you up. You will need 2-3 days to recover from this night, but it's all worth it. 10/10

Darwin: Unlike Kostas, Darwin is NOT allowed to drink redbull-vodkas, not under any circumstances. Instead he drinks literally anything else. He especially likes those colourful cocktails. When they start to hit, he picks up the straws and pretends he is a walrus. Who cares about the language barrier, you can communicate just fine by dancing together. Darwin is a really good dancer, alright, all eyes glued to him. Somehow he gets into a fight and gets thrown out. He claims he is innocent, but who actually knows. There are always other clubs! 8/10

Joel: When you ask him out he just glares at you with raised eyebrows. Still, he shows up, with an unimpressed expression glued to his face all night until they start playing Timberland. Suddenly the coconut man is all arms up and legs moving. He leaves randomly before midnight without telling you tho. 5/10

Trent: The night kinda takes a wrong route before it can even start, when he makes a bet about which one of you can take more shots without stopping. Trent wins, his eyes sparkling and a relaxed, loop-sided smile already plastered on his face. He pays for the taxi and is extremely smug about the girls he claims he will get. Tries to make another bet with you on who can pull the most. Ends up sulking after he gets rejected (nevermind that literally everyone else wants a piece of him). He doesn't dance, just stands like a stick, licking his lips and holding his drink. Starts asking horny questions after 2 am. 8.5/10

Macca: Takes forever to pee, because he starts making friends with everyone in the bathrooms. Brings his own personalized maté cup, but God knows what’s inside. Judging by how red-faced he gets as the night goes on, it must be something strong tho. Good dancer, if only he would stop doing googly eyes at people while he promised it was a friends only night… 6/10 

Domi: The pre-gaming might be more fun than the actual party. Takes forever to get ready, because he keeps talking too much, showing you his favourite songs and offering his grandpa’s pálinka. Puts in way too much hair product. By the time you get to the club, both of you are comfortably drunk. Not the best dancer, but enthusiasm makes up for it.  He starts eyefucking random hot people. It gets annoying by 3 am, when you are ready to go home and sleep and he still has way too much energy. 8/10

Jota: Keeps complaining that he didn’t want to go, then drinks everyone under the table. Like it’s actually annoying how unfazed he seems. Takes good care of you, looking after you, bringing you water, but still, when you are tipsy, dizzy and feels like you are going to throw up, you would rather have him shut up about FIFA for a sec. 6.5/10

Ali: Says he will not drink, because he has stuff to do early in the morning, but still comes and has a great time. Funny, kind and polite, and very good looking, which turns out to be a bit of a problem, after people just won’t stop asking him out. Gives you great advice when you start talking about the guy you like. His dancing is cute, but a bit old fashioned. 8/10

[childishfirmino]

they’re very memeable actually