#alexander kowalski

[lanphobic]

I have a feeling some of these have already been made but ehhhhh

[ultrameganicolaokay]

The Savage Sword of Conan #6 by Jason Aaron, Michael Downs, Matthew John, Geof Isherwood and Piotr Kowalski. Variant cover (1) by Alex Horley. Main cover (2) by Jason Shawn Alexander. Out in December.

"Featuring the conclusion of JASON AARON'S and GEOF ISHERWOOD'S KING CONAN epic two-part comic, a haunting DARK AGNES tale from writer MICHAEL DOWNS and artist PIOTR KOWALSKI, a chilling Conan prose story from MATTHEW JOHN, titanic covers from ALEX HORLEY and JASON SHAWN ALEXANDER, a slew of astounding art pin-ups, and more – Issue #6 closes out the first year of THE SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN with a bloody bang!"

[calciumdeficientt]

official declaration of insanity. the community brainworms have eaten what’s left of my festering, rotten mind so there’s only one solution…..

BULLWORTH PAINTBALL HCS

allow me to set the scene: It’s early morning, the sun rises high over the Bullworth Academy campus. But no birds sing, no nerds have their books slapped out of their hands. The halls are silent, pensive, and covered in paint…. Waiting for a lucky winner... A victor that will receive a pass on every single class for the whole semester. Where do each clique find themselves?

PREPS

Holed up and hiding, they wouldn’t dare to step outside of Harrington house for fear of getting low-quality synthetic paint on their clothes. They keep to the higher levels of Harrington house and avoid the bottom floors like the plague. They hole up on the second or third floors, anticipating barrage attacks on the bottom floors. The balconies surrounding the greenhouse are outfitted with high quality paintball guns and are transformed into sniper towers, any unsuspecting passersby should duck and cover, although their aim is mostly to eradicate all of the greasers, they will shoot on sight. And they are well trained.

BULLIES

Ground fighters, unorganised and violent. They move in loose packs and work to disorient and isolate other students. Then they swoop in and kill them off. It seems to work moderately well until people start using the tactic on them. Loss of some smaller members force them to adopt gorilla tactics. Yes you read that right, GOrilla, not GEURilla. Their gorilla is, of course, Russell. They send him in first, brandishing a portrait of a Bullworth founder, a trash can lid or a desk as a shield and lets him clear the area for a barrage. Safe to say their disorganisation isn’t a winning strategy.

NERDS

Oh they’ve been REEEADY for this for a long long time. They’re well equipped. They have all their gear and SOME idea. They keep strapped constantly, have scout groups and keep watch over the observatory, their spud gun now an automated paint cannon, and their artillery expanded with paint grenades designed by Bucky. Earnest is back in his little apocalypse outfit, they’re acting like they’re in 28 days later, or more appropriately based on how stupidly they first acted when the war broke loose, Shaun of The Dead. They’re quick to die if they get separated but as a group they make a mean, if slightly fragile militia.

JOCKS

Pack animals. Moreso than the Bullies. They stay together as one big clump for as long as possible, they’re team players, and washing each others balls in the locker room pays off. They survive as a unit longer than any other cliques and only fall to infighting when the fighting dies down and they get to talking as they sleep in shifts on the gym floor. Talks of which team is going to win the superbowl lead to arguments, and then to all of the Jocks’ muscle out of the game and absolutely covered in paint. The weaker ones survive as long as they can by looting Nerds but eventually succumb to the power of the Preps’ snipers.

GREASERS

Surrounded on all fronts, the greasers already don’t have the best chance of surviving. The best they can do is hold down the fort in the auto shop and try to scope out when it’s safe to venture out. The answer, they find out pretty quickly, is never. Vance is sent out early as a negotiator, and some very nice eye candy for the weaker preps. He’s taken out in a flurry of paintballs almost as soon as he steps out of the auto shop. Johnny and Lola are the next to go when an argument reaches its conclusion in a hail of paint bullets, a grieving peanut takes himself out to join them. They fall victim to a Jock raid and get taken out for good.

NON CLIQUES

Dazed, confused and basically begging for their lives they try and group up with other cliques only to get rejected, or worse, shot. Constantinos is one of the first to go, his constant whining that he should be leader makes Ivan shoot him. There’s no real hierarchy, and no solid base for them. They’re looters, nomads and cannon fodder.

PREFECTS

You can’t stop these boys from having fun! Not only are they playing, they’re Crabblesnitch’s eyes on the inside. Posted around the school as a sort of armed police, designed to win the game and keep the peace if things get dicey. Their bloodlust ultimately loses them the game, they have too much fun too early so when things get serious, they’re off their A-game and get bested by Jimmy and his bag of tricks.

JIMMY AND THOSE BOYS

Gary probably presented the idea to Crabblesnitch, and is still the most unprepared. He hides in his dorm for a good while, until he knows there’s few survivors, then he goes out guns blazing, Rambo style and likely gets taken out. Safe to say he’s not a great shot. Petey is bait, good bait. He’s an agile little guy, so he can dart out of harms way until the end, when he valiantly takes a bullet for Jimmy so he can win and end the chaos. Jimmy, in classic protag style, stops the game at its source by taking out Crabblesnitch.

[kyayamo]

Benji doodle dump,,,,,,, ah!!!!! most are made on roblox free draw ','

[graphicpolicy]

Preview: Savage Sword of Conan #6 (of 6)

Savage Sword of Conan #6 preview. Issue #6 closes out the first year of THE SAVAGE SWORD OF CONAN with a bloody bang! #comics #comicbooks

[screamscenepodcast]

Let us share some leech facts to prepare you for ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES (1959) from director Bernard L. Kowalski and starring Ken Clark, Yvette Vickers and Bruno VeSota!

Everyone is a terrible person in this barely horror creature feature.

Context setting 00:00; Synopsis 18:53; Discussion 24:34; Ranking 38:32

[bikinibottomdayz]

FEBRUARY 25, 2025 RELEASE

All my videos can be found here, full release under the read more! I am also offering the two Moulin Rouge videos as a bundle for 30 USD!

ORDER FORM HERE

This release includes: Operation Mincemeat, Urinetown, Kowalski, Moulin Rouge (x2)

KOWALSKI February 6, 2025 | Off-Broadway | 4K MP4 (6.29GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Brandon Flynn (Marlon Brandon), Robin Lord Taylor (Tennesse Williams), Alison Cimmet (Margo Jones), Sebastian Trevino (Pancho), Ellie Ricket (Jo) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this intriguing play! Some minor head obstruction that doesn’t really block anything. Wandering and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjC1CQg | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL AUGUST 17, 2025

MOULIN ROUGE! November 3, 2024 (M) | Broadway | 4K MP4 (9.77GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Hailee Kaleem Wright (alt. Satine), John Cardoza (Christian), Patrick Clanton (u/s Harold Zidler), David Harris (The Duke), Andre Ward (Toulouse-Lautrec), Pepe Munoz (Santiago), Sophie Carmen-Jones (Nini), Jacqueline B. Arnold (La Chocolat), Nicci Claspell (Arabia), Jeigh Madjus (Baby Doll), Nick Martinez (Pierre), Alexander Gil Cruz (Ensemble), Mia DeWeese (Ensemble), Aaron C. Finley (Ensemble), Bahiyah Hibah (Ensemble), Kamal Lado (Ensemble), Heather Makalani (Ensemble), Kaitlin Mesh (Ensemble), Brooke Taylor (Ensemble), Alec Varcas (Ensemble), Frank Viveros (Ensemble), Cole Joseph Wachman (Ensemble), Shaun-Avery Williams (Ensemble), Jenn Stafford Yip (Ensemble), Ricardo A. Zayas (Ensemble) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of Hailee and John together! Roughly one minute total of blackouts due to people walking in the aisles. Action on the far left and on the walkway is obstructed. Some washout on the wider shots. Some wandering and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call and encore, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjBQECG | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL AUGUST 17, 2025

MOULIN ROUGE! January 31, 2025 | Broadway | 4K MP4 (10.19GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: John Cardoza (Christian), Solea Pfeiffer (Satine), Austin Durant (Harold Zidler), Andy Karl (The Duke), André Ward (Toulouse-Lautrec), Pepe Muñoz (Santiago), Samantha Dodemaide (Nini), Donnie Hammond (La Chocolat), Rayven Bailey (Arabia), Jeigh Madjus (Baby Doll), Benjamin Rivera (s/w Pierre), Olivia Cece (Ensemble), Alexa de Barr (Ensemble), Aaron C. Finley (Ensemble), Tamrin Goldberg (Ensemble), Nathaniel Hunt (Ensemble), Kamal Lado (Ensemble), Heather Malakani (Ensemble), Brandon Stonestreet (Ensemble), Brooke Taylor (Ensemble), Alec Varcas (Ensemble), Frank Viveros (Ensemble), Cole Joseph Wachman (Ensemble), Jenn Stafford Yip (Ensemble), Ricardo A. Zayas (Ensemble) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of some new cast members! Some short blackouts throughout, mostly near the beginning of each act, totaling to about one minute. Some moments of wandering and unfocusing. Includes curtain call and encore, audio is fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjC15yE | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL AUGUST 17, 2025

OPERATION MINCEMEAT February 15, 2025 | Broadway (Previews) | 4K MP4 (10.46GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Natasha Hodgson (Ewen Montagu & others), David Cumming (Charles Cholmondeley & Others), Claire-Marie Hall (Jean Leslie & others), Jak Malone (Hester Leggatt & others), Zoe Roberts (Johnny Bevan & others) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this show’s first preview! Very minor obstruction in the right bottom corner, does not block anything. Some wandering and unfocusing throughout. Includes pre-show speech and curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjC2HYw | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL AUGUST 17, 2025

URINETOWN February 9, 2025 (E) | New York City Center | 4K MP4 (8.64GB) | bikinibottomday’s master Cast: Jordan Fisher (Bobby Strong), Stephanie Styles (Hope Cladwell), Greg Hildreth (Officer Lockstock), Pearl Scarlett Gold (Little Sally), Tiffany Mann (u/s Penelope Pennywise), Rainn Wilson (Caldwell B. Cladwell), Christopher Fitzgerald (Officer Barrel), Jeff Hiller (Mr. McQueen), Josh Breckenridge (Senator Fipp), John Yi (Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux), Kevin Cahoon (Old Man Strong / Hot Blades Harry), Jenni Barber (Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millennium), Myra Lucretia Taylor (Old Woman / Josephine Strong), Geena Quintos (s/w Soupy Sue), Yeman Brown (Billy Boy Bill), Daniel Quadrino (Robby the Stockfish) Notes: Excellent 4K capture of this lovely show! Some minor head obstruction on the left that blocks off a few moments of action but is mostly worked around well. Some wandering and unfocusing throughout. Includes curtain call, audio fed from external source. https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjC1ZzP | ASKING $20 USD NOT FOR SHARING EXCEPT THROUGH ME UNTIL AUGUST 17, 2025

[yesterdayandkarma]

by Alexander Kowalski

[gojossotoru]

Introducing the non-jock football player

Full name: Choi Joo-yeon

Nicknames: soccer girl (used by the jocks and some people. It was because she's, like, the first female football player according to them even though there are female football players in school before her), pretty boy (used by some male students and some female students as flirting or teasing. Due to her boyish looks and her short hair, she often gets mistaken as a boy and she gets really annoyed by it)

Preferred name: Joo-yeon

Age: 17

Birthdate: January 3rd

Sexuality: straight

Height: 6'1"

Race: asian

Ethnicity: Korean

Appearance: natural beige skin, dark brown eyes, short boyish black hair

Clique: non-cliques

Likes: football, gimbap, chocolate milk, music, handycams, romance movies, Korean movies, Korean TV shows, her hometown, jjajangmyeon, tteokbokki, sleeping, playing games, practicing, making her notes aesthetic, eating, food, autumn, yogurt with blueberries, vanilla ice cream, exploring around, cats, bunnies, aesthetic looking photos/pictures, exercising, skincare, fashion magazine, dramas, clean clothes, the smell of old books, showering, her friends

Dislikes: racism, discrimination, arrogant people, dirt, double standards, horror movies, cringey pick up lines, nudity on movies, math, studying, strong perfume scents, cafeteria food, people being mean to her, dirty clothes, unfunny 'jokes', being forced, Mr. Burton, bullies, coffee, sticky things, muds, loud thunder, impatient people, rude people, having bad odor, people who can't take a hint, unnecessary hate, misgendering her

Hobbies: listening to music, playing football, recording something (or someone) with her handycam for memories

Nerds reputation + status: 45%

Preps reputation + status: 29%

Greasers reputation + status: 39%

Jocks reputation + status: 53%

Bullies reputation + status: 10%

Non-cliques reputation + status: 80%

Townies reputation + status: 5%

Best friend(s): Pete Kowalski

Friends/Acquaintances: Kirby Olsen, Ivan Alexander

Enemies: Ted Thompson

Love interest: ?

Tropes: ?

______________________________

Background:

She was born in Seoul, South Korea to Choi Seok-jin and Kim Min-ah. Growing up, she watched every single football match with her parents who are both fans of football (but the father is more a big fan than the mother) and Joo-yeon became inspired by her favorite football player, Ahn Jung-hwan. In school back in her hometown, she was teased for acting like a 'boy' (she plays football and she sits with her legs spread, it's because sitting like that is comfortable for her) and having a little bit of the manners of a boy. Joo-yeon wasn't bothered by it because her classmates didn't tease her badly enough and didn't bully her for it, it was light teasing and she was okay with it. During middle school days, she had short boyish hair (and to this day, she still has it) and some people confused her to be a boy, that made Joo-yeon feel frustrated and told them that she's a girl in an annoyed tone of a voice. At the age of 16 after her grandma passed away and her father got fired from his job, Joo-yeon and her family moved to the United States, specifically moved to Bullworth, New England on November 17th due to job opportunities and her uncle (her father's side of the family) lives in Bullworth. When she got transferred to Bullworth Academy, Ms. Danvers called her 'boy' because of her hair and her tomboyish outfit (Joo-yeon corrected Ms. Danvers later), and lastly, the rest is history

______________________________

Personality:

She loves to sleep, literally. She would sleep anywhere, whether she's in a class or she's at a library, she would sleep without any hesitation. It's because when she's asleep, she can be in her dream world as her fictional self and can dream her own way. It's her own way of escaping reality and even if it's kind of a bad habit for her, she would still do it for the rest of her life. Besides sleeping, she's really active when it comes to sports but mostly football. She loves to practice it everyday to level up her football skills and it makes her feel better when she plays against someone, and she's really serious about football. She doesn't back down from criticisms and bullying, she insults them or even smacks them really hard with her school bag (or just kicks their stomach with her leg). She thinks they don't have anything to do other than being mean to her, she didn't even do nothing to them and yet, they're being mad for no reason. She's sensitive if someone yells at her and she can't help but to feel emotional and have tears under her eyes, she's been like that ever since she was a toddler. She's talkative, likes to talk about her life back in Seoul, South Korea and her interest in football and wanting to be a football player as her dream career but she would be talking nonstop and someone needs to interrupt her in order for her to finally stop talking or else she would go on forever. Although she dislikes studying, she still studies because 1. She hates failing and 2. If she fails, she thinks she'll not get into university. She takes school seriously and doesn't let any dramas and distractions get in her way. She loves recording with her handycam in school because she wants to keep the memories of her and those around her and wants to share it with her own future family growing up and to share what it is like to be in Bullworth Academy but not only she records in school, she also records at random places to save memories and for nostalgia. She's clumsy, Joo-yeon doesn't look around where she's going and sometimes she would fall to the ground, which makes some people who notice her chuckles or straight up laughing due to her falling, it makes her feel really embarrassed but she still isn't careful 'til this day

Overall, Joo-yeon wants to make memories in Bullworth (+ school) with her handycam and wants to be a football player in the future

______________________________

Infos about Joo-yeon:

--- just to clarify that she doesn't play American football!!! She plays football (soccer) 😭

--- and yes, she's available (for the explanation of '?' on the love interest and the trope part)

--- she wears the female school uniform, that makes people not mistaken her as a boy and rather she's just a girl with boyish short hair. But when she's in her gym uniform or her casual outfits, people who never seen her, know her nor notice her before will mistake her as a boy

--- even though she's a tomboy, she loves girly stuff such as makeup, wearing perfume sometimes, doing her nails, etc. and she sometimes wears girly clothes

--- she speaks Korean and English but she's more fluent in Korean because that's her native language and for English, she's still learning and trying her best to be really fluent in that language (yes, she understands English and speaks English but not at the native level)

--- she gets mocked in school by several people when she speaks English because of her Korean accent. She also experiences racism in school and outside of school

--- she starts playing football when she was 7

--- she's allergic to dogs

--- a lot of female students have a crush on her because she looks like a boy (and those female students THINKS that she's actually a boy), Joo-yeon doesn't really mind about them having a crush on her unless they confess to her and she has to tell the truth to them. But there are some female students who knows that Joo-yeon is not actually a boy and still have a crush on her

--- when Joo-yeon is in her gym uniform, Mr. Burton would sometimes call her 'boy' (not that he cares about her actual gender) and in annoyance, she would correctly tell him that she's a girl

--- she talks to herself in Korean

--- she sleeps in classes most of the time and she sometimes doesn't get caught by teachers. But when she's not sleeping, she would be focusing on the teacher teaching in class

--- Ted Thompson is JEALOUS OF HER!!! He's jealous that she's good when it comes to sports and also jealous that she's a good football player (even though he plays American football)

--- people in school would be confused that she's not a jock due to her playing sports really well (especially soccer) and doesn't understand why she didn't join the jocks clique (she has her own reasons)

--- she can eat up to 5 noodles

--- her favorite TV show is Stairway to Heaven (K-drama)

--- she has a white bunny plushy with black glasses named "Bo-mi"

--- she really cares about her face and body that she has over 9+ skincare products

--- she exercises everyday if she's not lazy and has the energy to do it

--- after graduation from Bullworth Academy, she plans to go back to South Korea (with a permission from her parents of course) to go to a university in Seoul and after university, she also plans to be a football player in South Korea

--- she loves to make her notes aesthetic (the upper middle picture on the moodboard for reference)

--- she always has her handycam with her all the time just to record for high school nostalgia (or nostalgia in general)

--- Kirby thinks she's kind of cool unlike Ted and maybe the rest of the jocks

______________________________

(from the maker of the oc)

Hiii!!! >.<

Idk if she's going to be my last oc but my head can't stop having ideas. So we'll see

Anyways I hope you like her and the faceclaim is Yoon Eun-hye as Go Eun-chan from Coffee Prince

Credits to lovelogs for the filter on the moodboard <333

[warrenwoodhouse]

Cliques - Bully Guide (Game Guides) (Guides)

List by @warrenwoodhouse #warrenwoodhouse

List of all of the cliques in Bully and in Bully: Scholarship Edition.

Main Game

Nerds

Boys

Algernon “Algie” Papadopoulos

Bucky Pasteur

Earnest Jones

Melvin O’Connor

Donald Anderson

Cornelius Johnson

Fatty Johnson

Thad Carlson

Girls

Beatrice Trudeau

Hangouts

The Library

The Observatory

Preppies

Boys

Chad Morris

Gord Vendome

Parker Ogilvie

Tad Spencer

Derby Harrington

Bif Taylor

Bryce Montrose

Justin Vandervelde

Girls

Pinky Gauthier

Hangouts

Harrington House

Old Bullworth Vale

Glass Jaw Gym

Greasers

Boys

Johnny Vincent

Ricky Pucino

Hal Esposito

Lefty Mancini

Norton Williams

Peanut Romano

Vance Medici

Girls

Lola Lombardi

Hangouts

Auto Shop

Add

Jocks

Boys

Kirby Olsen

Casey Harris

Bo Jackson

Damon West

Dan Wilson

Juri Karamazov

Luis Luna

Ted Thompson

Girls

Mandy Wiles

Hangouts

Football Field

Swimming Pool

Gym

None

Boys

Gary Smith

Peter “Petey” Kowalski

James “Jimmy” Hopkins

Constantinos Brakus

Ivan Alexander

Gordon Wakefield

Lance Jackson

Pedro De La Hoya

Ray Hughes

Sheldon Thompson

Trevor Moore

Girls

Angie Ng

Eunice Pound

Christy Martin

Gloria Jackson

Karen Johnson

Melody Adams

Zoe Taylor

Hangouts

Bullworth Academy

Bullies

Boys

Russell Northrop

Trent Northwick

Davis White

Ethan Robinson

Tom Gurney

Troy Miller

Wade Martin

Girls

None

Hangouts

Bullworth Academy

Carpark - Bullworth Academy

Townies

Boys

Duncan

Edgar Munsen

Clint (aka: Henry)

Gurney

Jerry

Leon

Omar Romero

Otto Tyler

Girls

Zoe Taylor (before re-attending Bullworth Academy)

Hangouts

Add

Townsfolk

Boys/Men

Mr. Doolin

Add

Girls/Women

Miss Abby

Add

Hangouts

Old Bullworth Vale

Add

Police

Boys/Men

Officer Williams

Girls/Women

None

Hangouts

Old Bullworth Vale

Bullworth Town

Add

Prefects

Boys/Men

Prefect 1

Prefect 2

Prefect 3

Girls/Women

None

Hangouts

Bullworth Academy

Orderlies

Boys/Men

Add

Add

Girls/Women

None

Hangouts

Add

Add

Carnival Folk

Boys/Men

Add

Add

Girls/Women

The Siamese Twins

Add

The Last Mermaid

Hangouts

Billie Crane’s Traveling Carnival

Faculty

Men

Dr. Crabblesnitch (Principal)

Mr. Burton (Gym Teacher)

Mr. Lionel Galloway (English Teacher)

Mr. Hattrick (Math Teacher) (Scholarship Edition)

Mr. Luntz (Janitor, Shop Attendant)

Mr. Matthews (Geography Teacher) (Scholarship Edition)

Neil (Shop Teacher)

Dr. Slawter (Biology Teacher) (Scholarship Edition)

Dr. Watts (Chemistry Teacher)

Mr. Wiggins (History Teacher) (Scholarship Edition)

Women

Miss. Danvers (Secretary)

Mrs. Carvin (Librarian)

Edna (Cook)

Mrs. Danica McRae (Nurse)

Mrs. Peabody (Girls’ Dorm Hall Monitor)

Miss. Peters (Music Teacher) (Scholarship Edition)

Ms. Deidre Philips (Art Teacher, Photography Teacher)

Hangouts

Bullworth Academy

[omegaremix]

Autumn 2006 Mixtape.

Public Image Ltd.: "Public Image"

Stereolab: "Ping Pong"

Alexander Kowalski: "Dark Soul Pt. 1"

Leonard Cohen: Death Of A Ladies' Man

Manual: "Baja Nights"

Boards Of Canada: "5/9/78"

Scissor Sisters: "Tits On The Radio"

Boyd Rice / NON: The Black Album

Buzzcocks: "Orgasm Addict"

MC Paul Barman: "Anarchist Book Store"

Company Flow: "Shadows Drown"

Sister Sledge: "Happy Feeling"

Chicks On Speed & Peaches: "Guitar Anthem"

Alexander Kowalski: "The Path To Zero"

Manual & Jess Kahr: "Dawn Changes Everything"

Pink Floyd: "Us vs. Them"

Busta Rhymes: "In The Ghetto (f. Rick James)"

Boards Of Canada: "Head From Telegraph Lines"

Stereolab: "Free Witch & No Bra Queen"

Rainer Maria: "Already Lost"

Public Image Ltd.: "Rise"

Manual: "Tomorrow"

Boards Of Canada: "Into The Rainbow Vein"

Alexander Kowalski: "Speaker Attack"

[violetnerves]

Part 2 sort of thing for my Bully/Canis Canem Edit x Battle Royale crossover: Assigned Weapons/Objects.

In the novel, Battle Royale, each student is assigned a duffel bag with a weapon/object in it along with a map, compass, a watch to track time, bottled water, and food. Most of the weapons are what you'd expect, like guns and knives, (Though guns aren't as common as bladed weapons.) but occasionally a student might get unlucky and end up with a joke item that might be utterly useless or have really only one use. Then there are the helpful items that aren't weapons, like a student who is given a tracking device that's wired to the explosive collars worn by everyone in the program and another who is given a bulletproof vest.

With that blurb out of the way, here's some of the weapons/objects that I'd think the students of Bullworth Academy (plus the Townies) would end up with.

Gonna just put a content warning for the mention of Guns, Murder, and Attempted suicide, so be aware of all that before reading any further. If I missed any other content warnings, let me know, and I'll update the post.

The Main Trio:

Jimmy Hopkins - A Toy Slingshot. (I'd thought it be funny and it's at least a little useful.)

Gary Smith - A Tracking device that pinpoints the locations of the collars the others wear.

Pete Kowalski - A Pink stuffed rabbit plushie. (Gary got a laugh out of that one.)

Prefects (They're technically students too, so):

Seth Kolbe - An Inflatable Toy Baton.

Karl Branting - A Police Baton.

Edward Seymour II - A Beretta U22 Neos pistol. (I figure Edward might be a former Preppie, and thus, he comes from one of the rich families of Bullworth. So, just like some of the other Preppies, he got a gun as well.)

Max McTavish - A Megaphone.

Non-Clique students:

Angie Ng - A Tazer.

Christy Martin - A MAC-11 Machine pistol chambered for 9x19mm Parabellum. (She was given Justin's bag by mistake.)

Constantinos Brakus - An 8ft length of Rope. (Contantinos considered using it on himself before spotting Algie trying to hurt Gloria. Instead, he ends up stealing Algie's weapon after saving Gloria.)

Eunice Pound - A Cleaver.

Gloria Jackson - A multi-tool.

Gordon Wakefield - A college text book.

Ivan Alexander - An antique camera with film.

Karen Johnson - A metal baseball bat.

Lance Jackson - A bag of nails.

Melody Adams - A butcher's knife.

Pedro De La Hoya - A fork.

Ray Hughes - A spoon.

Sheldon Thompson - A whistle.

Trevor Moore - A pair of safety scissors.

The Bullies:

Russell Northrop - None. (He dies before the program starts due to his attempt to remove the explosive collar around his neck by force.)

Davis White - A Pistol Crossbow.

Ethan Robinson - Throwing stars.

Tom Gurney - A bottle of Potassium Cyanide. (Tom gives the bottle to Trent when they finally meet up so he isn't tempted to injest it's contents.)

Trent Northwick - A Hunting knife.

Troy Miller - A standard Kitchen knife. (Taken by Wade.)

Wade Martin - A bullet-proof vest. (He tossed it away out of anger since he got mad it wasn't an actual weapon. Gary finds and picks it up, secretly wearing it under his button-up shirt and vest. Wade ends up taking Troy's kitchen knife since Russell's death caused Troy to go into shock, so he wasn't in the state of mind to use it anyway.)

Preps:

Darby Harrington - A scoped Browning BLR Rifle chambered for .243 Winchester cartridges. (Some of the Preppie's parents provided bribe money to get their kids better weapons than the rest of the students. Mr. Harrington was exceptionally generous. Of course, this doesn't necessarily mean the Preps would know how to use them weapons they were given...)

Bif Taylor - A Franchi SPAS-12 shotgun.

Tad Spencer - A stainless steel gardening fork. (It's resemblance to the pitchfork his father once stabbed him with, along with the implication that his father didn't care enough about him to bribe the government to get his own son a better weapon that would guarantee his survival, and combined with the stress of his situation causes Tad's mental state to deteriorate during the events of The Program.)

Pinky Gauthier - None. (Pinkie threw the duffel bag she was given away since she refused to participate in the Program.)

Gord Vendome - A semi-automatic AMT Backup chambered for .380 ACP cartridges.

Chad Morris - A Series ALFA Steel Revolver chambered for .22 LR. (Chad trades his revolver for Bryce's ice pick, claiming that he's not a very good shot, though it might've been done out of pity for Bryce's situation.)

Bryce Montrose - An ice pick. (Bryce's parents couldn't afford the bribe money to get him a better weapon. He ends up trading the pick for Chad's revolver, albiet reluctantly.)

Justin Vandervelde - A box of matches. (He was given Christy's bag by mistake. Ironically, he's one of the few Preppies who actually know how to fire a gun due to past experience, along with Parker.)

Parker Ogilvie - A .44 Auto Mag Pistol.

Greasers:

Johnny Vincent - A Bowie machete.

Lola Lombardi - An OTF (Out-The-Front) Switchblade.

Larry "Peanut" Romano - A Push dagger.

Hal Esposito - An antique Soufflé dish.

Lefty Mancini - A Side-folding Switchblade.

Lucky De Luca - A Boot knife.

Norton Williams - 4 lb Hand Sledgehammer.

Ricky Pucino - A Gerber Mark II Survival knife.

Vance Medici - A Straight Razor.

Nerds:

Earnest Jones - A Nail gun.

Algie Papadopoulos - A BC-41 Knuckle knife. (It gets stolen by Constantinos.)

Beatrice Trudeau - A scalpel.

Bucky Pasteur - A plastic toy dinosaur.

Cornelius Johnson - A walking cane.

Donald Anderson - A notebook.

Francois "Fatty" Johnson - A pair of brass knuckledusters.

Melvin O'Connor - A wooden club.

Thad Carlson - A yardstick.

Jocks:

Ted Thompson - A Football helmet.

Damon West - A Butter knife. (He tosses it away.)

Mandy Wiles - A small canister of Pepper spray.

Bo Jackson - A wooden baseball bat.

Casey Harris - A Maglite flashlight.

Dan Wilson - A bright red plastic toy baseball bat.

Juri Karamazov - A sickle.

Kirby Olsen - A Whip. (Needless to say, when Kirby pulled it out of his duffel, he was mortified.)

Luis Luna - A Fire axe.

Bob - A metal garbage can lid.

Townies (The gov just wanted them to get rid of them for being high school dropouts and figured putting them in the Program with the students of Bullworth would be killing two birds with one stone.):

Edgar Munsen - A 9mm Beretta M9 handgun. (He smuggled it in. How? Who knows?)

Zoe Taylor - Bear repellent spray.

Omar Romero - A Crowbar.

Clint "Henry" - A Handheld Mini electric Chainsaw.

Duncan - A pocket calculator.

Gurney - A bottle of lighter fluid.

Jerry - A lighter.

Leon - A wood saw.

Otto Tyler - An empty glass bottle.

Some of these I got stumped on and I may have put too many joke weapons, but eh.

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1990s German Techno Playlist (YouTube)

Started putting together a small playlist of some of my personal 90s German techno favorites for you all to enjoy for this week 😎. It's not definitive by any means, but with this first iteration, I think this thing still presents a pretty nice range of different types of techno, from the deep and rumbling, hypnotic basement kind to the main-room-of-the-club floor-stomping kind 😤. And despite the fact that most of these selections come from a small handful of Germany's most well-established dance and techno labels—Harthouse, Tresor, and the qualitative-over-quantitative Chain Reaction—I'd say that, given the YouTube play counts for a lot of these tracks, that most of them are a tad bit obscure too 👍.

Ich und meine buddies vibing to ze German 90s tekno

But while almost all of these tunes are by German acts that were released by German labels, the track that we happen to kick off with here, an eleven-plus minute piece of acid-drenched sci-fi psychosis from 1993 called "Blanche," by a short-lived duo from Mainz who called themselves Purple Plejade, is not from a German label at all, but is instead from a Dutch label called Djax-Up-Beats. Purple Plejade was made up of a couple notable German techno names in Holger Wick and Thomas P. Heckmann, but the two of them together only put out a couple of 12-inches, and "Blanche" was their first. Now, there's a scratchy ten-minute version of this song that's already on YouTube, that I think was uploaded back when the maximum length of your video could only be ten minutes, and that thing has over 41,000 plays on it. But this *full,* extra-minute-plus affair, as Gott originally intended it to be heard, only has under 11,000 plays across a bunch of different YouTube uploads, by comparison.

Now let's talk about a couple other favorites on here: one floor-stomper and one that's headily sublime. The floor-stomper comes courtesy of Bad Nauheim's Patrick Lindsey, who in 1996 released a 12-inch called The Phat Jive on Harthouse. And the title track on that release is what you get when you pair some melody that's reminiscent of a theme song from one of those syndicated reality court shows that airs on TV in the afternoons with some snaky, beeping synths and smacking four-on-the-floor percussion to then overwhelm it. A unique fucking banger that's sitting at over 1,300 plays.

And for that headily sublime one, which closes us out, we have a tune from Berlin's DisX3, aka Alexander Kowalski, who in 1999 put out a 12-inch on Tresor called Sequenzed_Function E.P., which kicked off its b-side with "Bored Meat." This stunner's loaded up with a fuck-ton of Richter scale-registering drums to form its rhythmic foundation, but where it really kills is with its weakly plonking, contrastingly high-pitched synth melody that gets placed atop of it all, while including a bunch of jingling hi-hats too. Basically, if you really love yourself some techno music, this is a track that should simply pierce your mechanically-made soul 🤤. And it's only been listened to less than ten thousand times on YouTube!

This playlist is ordered as chronologically as possible:

Purple Plejade - "Blanche" Patrick Lindsey - "Prepare to Jam" Patrick Lindsey - "The Phat Jive" Porter Ricks - "Port of Transition" Alter Ego vs. David Holmes - "The Evil Needle" Pacou - "T.4" Continuous Mode - "Direct Drive Mode 1" DisX3 - "The Wide Theatre" DisX3 - "Bored Meat"

And this playlist is also on YouTube Music.

So with the introduction of this playlist, we start out with a total of ten songs that run for 68 minutes. Altogether, a good and eclectic clip of stuff here to get us started that's not very well known.

And next week we'll be staying put in Germany, but we'll be getting into some much chillier stuff! 🥶

Enjoy!

More to come, eventually. Stay tuned!

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Bridgehid Characters Middle Names

Because I revising Bridgehid Secerts I decided to give Rowan a middle name so everyone gets a middle name!

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Rowan Harper Pawn-King

Esma Maeve King

Jacob Quinn Pawn

Indigo Margot Bookstone-Corals

Calvin Alexander Bookstone-Corals

Sloan Ace Night

Casper Bonnie Night

Percival Julia Kowalski

Georgia Eka Nozadze

Maverick Victoria Hasen

Geronimo Oscar Hoedemarker

Elias Gustav Hoedemarker

Estelle Ursa Venus

Constellate Adele Koch

Amethea Marguerite-Roux Corals

Finnian Antoine Corals

Antoinette Croix Corals

Aurora Marguerite Bookstone-Corals

Alexandria Fletcher Bookstone-Corals

Finnegan Rochelle Bookstone-Corals

Florian Dana Grigorescu

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