#alexander is skrunkly

[odessabydaydream]

The One Where They're Trapped

Alexander exasperatedly sighs. “Well, great. Now what do we do?”

“I’m not quite sure. Getting stuck in the gym isn’t my exact definition of a perfect evening." Camellia slides down the frosted tiles of the school auditorium. 

“Do we shout for one of the teachers?”

“It’s late; they probably already left. I’m not going to say I’m upset with you for spoiling my plans, but I am a little, maybe insanely upset with you.” 

“You’re saying that as if it’s my fault we got trapped in here.” 

Camellia glances upwards, mouth agape and eyebrows furrowed.

“I promise you I didn't jam the door; you aren't the only one with things to do." He reaches into his pocket. "Would £10 compensation help?”

“Ah, no. You’re alright.” 

Silence begins to linger within the air, yet by no means uncomfortably. Alexander lowers himself and plants beside Camellia. 

"So, what were your plans? I’m sorry I foiled the rest of your day.” His tone is sarcastic, but sincerity lays underneath.

“Amber and I wanted to go thrifting; pop into Café Bouilloire Green for refreshments. We like having a wonder around town. There’s a lot of hidden gems!”

Alexander freezes before exclaiming, “Wait! You could ask Amber to help us out of here, no?”

“You’re right!” She swiftly lifts her phone and begins dialling.

“Hello?”

…

Call declined.

“Oh. Oh, that’s not good.”

“What? What’s the issue?”  “I don't think you got us stuck. She locked us in here.” “Why would she do that?” “She knew we were in here! You know how she talks about us."

Embarrassment lingers between the two. They’ve become the subject of frequent teasing at the hands of Amber and other friends due to how they interact. Their conversations flow naturally—too naturally, but they bicker like they're married. On multiple occasions, they've been caught staring at each other, yet neither quite recognises the romantic tension that arises when they’re together. 

Time passes between frequent bantering, playing with the gym equipment, and raiding the kitchen. Night quickly draws in, and so does the unsettling nature of being cold and alone. 

“Alex, would you say you’re scared?”

“Why would I be scared? I’m a beefcake.” 

Camellia giggles. “No, I mean, like, it's getting cold; we have no source of heat. Or anywhere to sleep for that matter.”

“Mmm. Good point. But I’m far ahead of you.” Alexander reaches out his hand to a perched Camellia. She hesitantly places her fingers on top of his own and rises to her feet.

They wander across the echoing room, shoe clicking filling the void, eventually reaching a closed-off closet filled to the brim with assortments of pillows, towels, and beanbag chairs. 

“Now, I understand It’s not ideal, but I’m not really sure what other options we have here.” Alexander throws himself atop the pile, patting beside him, inviting Camellia to join him. She proceeds, falling face first into a bedazzled pillow.

“Honestly, surprisingly cozy. Thank you for doing this.” 

“You are most welcome.”

Camellia rolls onto her side, facing Alex. “I’ve never noticed how thoughtful you genuinely are. I’m sorry I underestimated you in that regard,” she admits. Alexander shifts onto his back, breaking eye contact. 

“I-“ he swallows. “I appreciate that.” 

“Hey, why’d you turn away? I liked looking into your eyes. They have funny squiggly lines in them.” 

Alexander internally panics. Sure, he can throw out cheeky one-liners for the fun of it, but receiving genuine compliments is uncharted water.

“Do you think this is why we’re constantly made fun of?” He blurts out.

“Huh?" She processes his question, contemplation painted on her face. "I fear we're so dead if we tell the others.”

Alexander rolls back over, facing Camellia. Snickering bounces off the compact walls of the closet.

“Take me, God! I’ve committed a blasphemous crime against my friends! Banish me and lock me away!" She squeals out. 

“If you take her, then we go down together!” Alexander instinctively hugs Camellia’s neck. Upon realising what he’s done, he begins to remove his arms. Camellia intervenes, disclosing, “No, no. Put them back.” 

He complies with hesitancy. 

“It's cold, isn't it?” she beams.

“If we mention this to anyone, we are for sure dead.” 

“We’ll be fine.” 

[missrosemaris-stuff]

Grieving the background characters I’ve never drawn or posted

[monowritestoomuch]

This is Going To Get Us Burned For Being Witches, Isn’t It?

Prologue: The start of Alexand–Narrator, Would You Shut Up?

I actually did it lmao.

This is not historically accurate. Don’t ask me to make it historically accurate, I won’t. I didn’t choose a random year though. I usually write in third person so excuse me if this ain’t my best work, if it’s cringe, it’s cringe, leave me be. This is short because it’s the prologue. Chapter One has already been started, but I also have work to do so please excuse me if it doesn’t come out tomorrow or Sunday. Enjoy

Alexander wasn’t exactly having a good day, or life. Definitely life. 

Quiet, narrator. Let me speak.

My apologies, go ahead. 

Hello demi-gods and non-demi-gods, you might be wondering, ‘who are you mysterious narrator two?’ 

My name is Alexander Hamilton. Yes, I was named after Alexander the Great. No, we are not related. 

I am a demi-god.

What is a demi-god, you ask? Well, I’m not glad you definitely asked! You know Greek mythology? Yeah, that Greek mythology. With Jason, Theseus, Achilles, and Heracles, famous Greek heroes who you most likely know? 

Well if you know mythology at all, you know the gods loved to have. . .relations with mortals, specifically Zeus. Most of the children are children of Zeus. 

And as the gods did love to have. . .relations with mortals, which made a lot of children, who had nowhere to go. 

So in 1528, a place was created by Greek immigrants to train and help Greek demi-gods thrive. With this, the Greek gods moved to the West, up to New York, specifically Long Island to create the camp. The Greek immigrants pray to the gods to acknowledge and bless the camp by bringing a trainer who would set the demi-gods up to thrive and honor their godly parents. 

The Twelve Olympians acknowledged their efforts and prayers, bringing Chiron to the camp to start training demi-gods to bring honor to their parents and to themselves, but mostly the gods themselves.

Now it’s been over two-hundred years since then and the camp is still standing to this day, which is where I come in. And now I can finally start the actual story.

This is how I, Alexander Hamilton, learned I was a demi-god and became a Greek hero at Camp Half-Blood.

Chapters: Prologue, Chapter 1

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Oh, and special thank you to @perseus-oh-my-perseus for the clever title!

[savi-of-ithaca]

oh YAY :33

ahem!

mohinuddin.

he is my son. i got him as a secret santa gift from a friend at school, immediately was overjoyed. THE SKRUNKLY. HE'S SO. AHSGSJSHSH

i cradled him around swaddled in my jacket for the rest of the day like a baby. in library my teacher was genuinely so tickled pink by it. i sang him lullabies and everything. everyone loves mohinuddin

a random avocado.

t'was a birthday gift from the lovely @satosuguhastakenovermylife

funfact they did not expect it to have arms and legs and we both broke down laughing when it arrived just looking so AKSGSJS look at the little limbs. its in his lore that he runs very fast but bc his steps are so tiny he covers no amount of distance more than a normal person. it does not have a name but if you so wish you can do the honours or offer suggestions. just not guacamole because...that is morbid 😭

timmy.

ALSO my son. he is tiny baby. he is the softest and sweetest and you have to say his name with an indian accent, it's just mandatory. go hard on the t and the second m in his name. timmy. my mother got him for me at miniso after much begging from me. "but, savi, you're too old for these thi-" WRONG.

he has a sister named crappy (who was named that after an unfortunate misheard question) and is very good at guilt-tripping people we have learnt

savi jr.

he is...you guessed it. my son. this was a gift from my ex we spent a whole 1 hour arguing over whether we'd pool our money together to buy this large purple unicorn that was 5 feet tall or multiple little things...finally we settled on multiple little things. my ex is really bad at names so she would just name everything savi jr so we started having "savi jr the sequel" and "savi jr the....triquel???" and "savi junior the quadruplquel"

she said he must be the true savi jr because. look at him. little pengu. gay scarf. thats me

(my ex gf also once ended up upset while doing a project on call with me because she read an article about baby penguins dying in an accident and i had to comfort her. it was so heartbreaking 🫠)

alexander.

he shares ur name! funnily enough he did not originally. he was named after a good friend but due to some...circumstances that didn't sit right with me so i named him alexander a few months ago. he's got lil magnets in paws so he hugs things!!!!!! honestly so real of him. such a cutie. he is a gift from a friend who came back from china! pandas are such wonderful animals

and...atlas!

he's grumpy. my ex has his little brother oliver (who is usually on the happy pink side). this one is my oldest son. his name originates from colleen hoover books i said something along the lines of "why...would you name your son...atlas" and just to mess with me my ex proclaimed "IM NAMING OUR FIRSTBORN SON ATLAS". and...here he is 😮‍💨

bunininoninyoyo (or some variation of the same).

this is just a plushie i saw at archie's and went NEED

he says ily!!! because ilyy!!! and i love all my moots!!! and all the pugs!!! and all the dogs!!!! and all the things!!!!!

my dog, bruno, (hence the name), really enjoys attacking this one if he gets the chance 😨

now there ARE more but i'll let you decide if you care enough to hear about...them....they're like the Ancient Ones We Must Not Speak Of

what are ur thoughts on them

do you have inanimate objects that you've named?

I haven't personally named any objects, but I do have Nigel the koala

(I hate his face deeply)

We also have the "cupboard of doom" (the pantry) and the "(lower) drawer of doom". Not really proper names, but I don't have any named inanimate things otherwise.

[residentalucardkisser]

its not to early to get in ugly sweater spirit

[iris-of-the-eye]

the problem with all these modern and/or fix-it aus is that i often cannot tell if im looking at Alexander Hamilton, Bruno Madrigal, or Jonathan Sims...

[aceouttatime]

5, 9, 18, 19

Four different asks? Hell yeah!

(5. What’s your favorite size trope?) Oh, this is a difficult question--there are so many that I enjoy to bits! Overcoming adversity/fighting for equality and respect is definitely one of my favorites (ex., anything by @ratcatcher0325). I also love gentle giants, tinies that are far too smart for their own good, and good old hurt/comfort. G/t whump is always a good one, as well as the whole 'stranger in a strange land' trope (foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog over giant aliens). Finally, accidental/forced shrinking is so, so good. I live for angst. Apologies that these are in no order whatsoever XD

(9. What’s your favorite piece of sizey media?) For film, I have to go with Epic--I love the artistic detail and worldbuilding in that movie, especially considering it was geared more toward kids! Great pacing and loveable characters. What else could I ask for (other than a sequel *cough cough*)? I also love Arietty--Studio Ghibli movies are such comfort movies for me! As far as writing goes, I have a few different authors on Tumblr that have really lovely work! I’ll answer that in just a moment!

(18. Any favorite g/t content creators? People you wanna hype up?) HELL YEAH! I apologize in advance for the pings, but please, please, please go check out these awesome creators!  @not-a-space-alien pretty much got me into the g/t community with Thistle’s story! They have beautiful writing skills! I also really enjoy their whump series’ Magnanimous Moonrise and Savage Sunset! @belethlegwen has two of the sweetest characters I have ever had the pleasure of reading about. Henry and Melanie are two folks from very different backgrounds trying to make the best of a situation neither of them could have ever expected. And their flirting is so adorable--AUGH MY HEART! @ratcatcher0325 has written two different g/t pics that have stolen my heart: A Fraction of Justice and Nobody’s Fool! They are two of my absolute favorite works of all time--AFOJ is still ongoing, and I cannot wait to see how things play out for my fellow Alexander! @ayytaro-gt has some amazing content as well! Ugh, her art style is so soft and <3 It fills the void in my heart that longs for fluffy things. @imvenusasaboy is my partner in crime for all things Sylvan and Ari (g/t fic pending), and his art is so skrunkly in the best way possible. He has amazing music taste that I am gobbling up like coffee jelly, and he helps me with all sorts of world building things! (19. What’s your all-time favorite g/t daydream - the one thing you keep going back to?) Oh, boy, this is about to get a little personal, huh? Well, personally, I daydream a lot about being tiny. Sometimes while I’m falling asleep, I imagine being curled up on a giant’s chest and letting them play with my hair or trail a gentle finger down my back. I think that, above anything else, would make me content. I also think about Sylvan and Ari’s world a lot, personally, both for comfort and to help me get some writing down, so I suppose that counts as g/t daydreaming. But, uh, yeah. I just think being circa 3 inches tall would be nice. WHOOP that was a doozy. Thanks for the asks, whumpsday!

[c0rpsedemon]

for the record. waver velvet is everything to me he's my blorbo he's skrunkly he's a poor little meow meow i want to pour milk on him and throw him at a wall like a webkinz i'm obslorsed with him. he grows up to be magical sherlock holmes and is still just as skrunkly but also a middle aged man even though he's only 29. literally the most cohesive part of fate canon is that the entire world would fall apart if it wasn't for this exhausted gay teacher with a jrpg addiction who's 100% motivated by his desire to relive that time he got railed by manic pixie dream girl alexander the great when he was 19

[povestotrischane]

uhhh rating lancelot dolls bc i'm bored. there are more than i expected but also there. aren't that many.

flower prince lancelot by creata

alright i'm going to be honest: idk shit about this line. it doesn't seem to have any real connection to the arthurian lancelot apart from the name but also the lore is. so thin (literally only exists in the world of the back of the box) that i'll take it and run with it. the main three princesses in the line are "laurelle, lissette and leanna". i saw the first two names and got my hopes up bc lissette looks a bit like lynnette, if i were making this line i would've leaned into the arthurian names a bit more, but i suppose not that much thought can be expected from a barbie clone from the 80s. overall i have to give him a 7/10 bc. he's cute and oh they don't make boy dolls like they used to.

effanbee camelot collection lancelot

he has the tristan-in-any-portrait haircut and it makes me uncomfortable. i don't like that i can see his nostrils and his eyes are disconcerting. if you showed him to me i wouldn't guess he was a knight much less sir lancelot. the nostrils are really getting to me. there's a doll named "lady elaine" in the line who'd better be elayne of astolat. she's somehow more uncomfortable to look at then lancelot. 1/10 i don't like the nostrils and the colors are unflattering.

robin woods camelot collection young lancelot

cute! his outfit is giving less knight and more royal guard though. i don't have much to say about him. this line also has a "lady elaine" doll but she has a sweet face so i'm leaning towards elayne of astolat with that one. the more i look into this line the more i realize how many characters there are, they even added lynnette to the lineup. anyway, lancelot gets 6/10.

treasured heirloom sir lancelot

alright look. i tried my best to find a good photo of this guy but this is the best there is. i don't like his face it looks too much like this one kid in my school musical. points for being vaguely medieval though. 5/10 i don't have strong feelings on him.

madame alexander camelot pair 79550

he brought a friend this time! but we're going to be ignoring guinn for now to focus on lancelot. he's fallen into the age-old madame alexander trap of looking a bit too much like a toddler playing dress-up, with the too-smoothed hair, the wide forehead, and the kinda cheap materials. at least he has a sword this time. 6/10.

madame alexander fantasy collection: camelot: lancelot 13550

he has a friend this time too! they come separately but this is the best photo i could find and they're cute together! i love him so much he's actually wearing armor this time. he looks like a knight and he looks like what i picture when i think lancelot. 10/10 love him so much my skrunkly. my little meow meow. we're not talking about guinn rn but she looks really nice and they coordinate really well this time.

[ismagictomuchtoaskfor]

The fandom thing for Marvel.

My blorbo: Yelena Belova

My skrunkly: Peter Parker

My scrimblo bimblo: Karli Morgenthau

My glup shitto: Morris

Poor little meow meow: Hela

Horse plinko: Odin

Eeby deeby: Alexander Pierce