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also since the drabbles request is going to close soon, i thought this might be a good way to end it: how would your biases (across different groups) interact with one another if they're in the same room 👀 -baker anon (loosely inspired by the texts you made recently bc i LOVE THEM SO MUCH😍😍)

ANON OKAY SO I KNOW YOU SAID YOU WANT MY BIASES INTERACTING BUT ASLKDJGHA I THOUGHT. WHAT IF THEY ALL INTERACT AT WORK. SO THIS IS JUST SOME OF THEM BEING FUCKING IDIOTS AT THE MALL CENTER THEY WORK AT LKSJHDLG I’M SORRY IF THIS ISN’T WHAT YOU WANTED

3-year anniversary drabble game: send me an NCT/WAYV/Stray Kids/The Boyz member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!

I know this isn’t all of tbz but trying to fit all 11 of them in was overwhelming I’M SORRY

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Title: Mall Shenanigans

Pairing: no pairings, just the boyz and stray kids being dumb

Triggers: a lot of cursing, suicidal jokes (again, along the lines of ‘pls kill me’ but if you’re experiencing suicidal thoughts I wouldn’t read this)

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cafe workers:

chan: better than tony

changbin: chingban

jisung: gremlin

chanhee: new kid

jacob: angel

tutoring center workers:

seungmin: seungman

jeongin: you better watch your foxing mouth

sangyeon: papi

kevin: moon scribblez

eric: the better jae

build a bear workers:

minho: lino

hyunjin: hyun

felix: fel(e)x

changmin: starbucks tissues

juyeon: professional rollerblader

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better than tony: if Jacob didn’t exist you all would be dead

chingban: as in you would’ve killed us

chingban: or he’s prevented us from accidentally killing ourselves ?

gremlin: both

new kid: both

better than tony: both

chingban: fair

angel: :( stop hurting yourselves accidentally

angel: it hurts me :/

gremlin: oh my god his power

gremlin: with one single emoticon he changes my entire life perspective

new kid: see I'd say the same except Jacob tries to convince me on the daily that my only life goal shouldn’t be to put changmin in the grave

better than tony: that... that shouldn’t be your life goal

angel: ^^^

chingban: idk if someone scares you that much with a horror movie mask I think you’ve got a right to murder

angel: changbin

angel: n o

gremlin: idk I think it says something more about chanhee

new kid: say what bitch

gremlin: if you keep getting scared I think there’s something wrong with you

new kid: says the little BITCH who got startled by someone DROPPING THEIR COFFEE yesterday and legitimately SCREAMED 

chingban: you say this as if you aren’t the biggest coward on the planet jisung

gremlin: did I ever deny there was something wrong with me???????

angel: STOP there is nothing wrong with you all

better than tony: idk I think there is 

better than tony: there’s something wrong with all of us

better than tony: except maybe Jacob

new kid: Jacob just put his head in his hands

angel: all of you have a horrible self-destructive and self-deprecating instinct and I don’t appreciate it :/

gremlin: Jacob I will do my best to take your words to heart

gremlin: I will listen to you unlike these other assholes

new kid: you might take his words to heart but your actions prove you can’t handle them

gremlin: try me bitch

chingban: did you already forget the time you set a refrigerator on fire?

better than tony: PLEASE don’t remind me

angel: maybe we shouldn’t bring that up

better than tony: you were all horrible

better than tony: jisung just laughed

better than tony: changbin went home

better than tony: seungmin and jeongin came over to take pictures of me while I was about to cry

better than tony: only Jacob comforted me :/

gremlin: and this is why we only listen to Jacob

chingban: ^^^

new kid: ^^^

new kid: he’s the only one who has a truly good heart

better than tony: why can’t I inspire this kind of loyalty??

angel: chan has a good heart too :/

gremlin: maybe so but

gremlin: he’s a complete mess and is easier to clown than listen to

new kid: ^^^

chingban: ^^^

better than tony: watch me just commit die

angel: no don’t commit die come here I'll give you a hug

better than tony: I like Jacob more than all of you combined

chingban: um

gremlin: did you think we were going to get offended?

new kid: news flash we all like Jacob more than we like you

better than tony: on an ordinary day I would be crying

better than tony: today I am fine because Jacob is giving me hugs and not you assholes

better than tony: suck it <3

chingban: I hate it when he’s right

new kid: :/

gremlin: I'm going to set the refrigerator on fire again if I don’t get Jacob hugs right now !

new kid: I thought you said you didn’t know how you set it last time?

gremlin: I can still try

angel: no don’t do that I'm coming to hug you now!

gremlin: :D

better than tony: can’t believe jisung bribed Jacob into leaving me to give him hugs

chingban: just shows he’s smarter than you

better than tony: remember how jisung said he’d haunt this cafe if he died and I said I'd just enjoy being dead?

better than tony: starting to consider Jisung’s plan :)

new kid: terrifying

chingban: horrifying

gremlin: I can hear the deadpan ringing through the cafe and it honestly gives me life

better than tony: I hate you all

new kid: so do we <3

angel: :(

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watch your foxing mouth: sangyeon you’re fucking evil

papi: ?

seungman: it’s eric’s first week and you’ve already given him ashley twice 

seungman: are you trying to make him quit?

moon scribblez: I entirely agree with what they just said 

moon scribblez: we’re already low on staff because everyone graduated last year and you’re trying to run eric out of a job too???????

papi: look eric handles her much better than all of you do

papi: I think he’s doing fine

the better jae: I’M NOT FUCKING FINE

watch your foxing mouth: the proof is in the fucking pudding

moon scribblez: pudding?

watch your foxing mouth: it’s an expression

watch your foxing mouth: your canadian ass wouldn’t know

moon scribblez: I'm going to stick a pin on your chair

the better jae: SANGYEON WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

the better jae: YOU TOLD ME THIS JOB WAS LOW KEY AND CHILL

papi: it kind of is

the better jae: NOT WHEN YOU PUT ASHLEY AT MY TABLE EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE COMES IN

papi: but you’re handling her so much better than the other three combined :/

watch your foxing mouth: I take offense to that

papi: ignoring her is not a valid strategy jeongin

watch your foxing mouth: well it’s better than seungmin visibly getting frustrated

seungman: well at least I'm trying

seungman: kevin just lets her draw jfc

moon scribblez: look I'm a junior in college and I'm on the verge of just faceplanting into the ocean from a thousand meter cliff I don’t have the time or energy to deal with a bitch who wants to draw and not learn math

papi: do you see what I mean now Eric???????????

the better jae: I'm this fucking close to losing my shit sangyeon I Do Not Care

the better jae: the next time she comes in on my shift I better not have her

papi: fine :/

seungman: did

watch your foxing mouth: oh my god

seungman: DID ASHLEY JUST SAY TO SANGYEON THAT ERIC IS HER FAVORITE ISNTRUCTOR ALREADY

moon scribblez: [ 1 image attached ]

moon scribblez: I think we need to glory in the horror on Eric’s face

watch your foxing mouth: she’s going to ask for Eric every time now oh god 

the better jae: I'm not fucking do this I'll quit first

papi: pls no

papi: I don’t want to hunt for more tutors :/

the better jae: you better not fucking put her at my table every time I'm here !

seungman: just make sure your table is full

watch your foxing mouth: foolproof

the better jae: I guess :/

moon scribblez: working here is such an experience

moon scribblez: minho and chan threaten to fire their kids every other day

moon scribblez: meanwhile we’re the ones threatening to quit every other day

seungman: well what the fuck did you expect from tutoring a bunch of rich assholes four times a week

watch your foxing mouth: ^^

papi: not all of them are assholes guys

seungman: oh we know this very well

watch your foxing mouth: Alex is a fucking blessing to this earth

the better jae: so is Kaylee

seungman: but people like max? ashley? nina?

seungman: they outweigh any good that comes out of here

papi: well if you think the kids are shit imagine the parents

watch your foxing mouth: I hate to say it but sangyeon has a point

moon scribblez: I guess he deserves some pity

papi: finally some respect in this fucking household

the better jae: not on my watch

the better jae: I respect the sacrifices you make

the better jae: but I'm still quitting if you keep sending Ashley to my table

papi: sigh

moon scribblez: and I'm quitting if I find another cockroach in a mop

watch your foxing mouth: THERE WAS A NOTHER ON E???????

papi: bigger sigh

moon scribblez: WORSE

moon scribblez: THE LAST TIME I SHOOK OUT THE MOP T H R E E STUPID FUCKING COCKROACHES CRAWLED OUT

moon scribblez: YEJI HAD TO KILL THEM FOR ME

papi: I'm giving up on gaining respect

moon scribblez: you’ll gain my respect when we get this fucking place fumigated

watch your foxing mouth: aren’t the kids rich? what the fuck are they paying for this? why can’t we afford some roach spray jfc

papi: that’s the owners’ call

papi: and the owners are assholes

moon scribblez: headdesk

seungman: wow he really did just slam his head down on the table

the better jae: thank god we’re already closed

papi: thank god for that I can leave and not deal with you for the rest of today

watch your foxing mouth: oh don’t worry we’ll be back tomorrow <3

seungman: <3

the better jae: <3

moon scribblez: <3

papi: every day I wake up and face an existence of pain

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lino: who’s taking the front today and who’s working the back

lino: for once all of you are here today so you don’t have to work two jobs at once how nice

hyun: I CALL THE BACK

fel(e)x: SO DO I

professional rollerblader: fuck

starbucks tissues: I brought my nun mask today does anyone want to switch?

hyun: is that

hyun: is that a threat

starbucks tissues: it’s whatever you want it to be <3

hyun: I know better but I'm going to assume it’s just a fun fact

hyun: I can’t deal with children today

starbucks tissues: I guess I have free reign then

fel(e)x: now that sounds like a threat

lino: no threats at work

starbucks tissues: so outside of work is fair game?

lino: yes

hyun: mINHO YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME TO THE WOLVES LIKE THIS

lino: who the fuck is the wolf? changmin?

fel(e)x: he’s just a sweet boy don’t be mean hyunjin :/

professional rollerblader: bitch about changmin again and I'll cut you in half

hyun: WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED

professional rollerblader: that’s what you get for attacking changmin

starbucks tissues: I love juyeon and felix

starbucks tissues: <3 <3 <3 <3 

hyun: I feel like

hyun: changmin is the favorite child and I'm just cast off to the side

fel(e)x: who’s the child

fel(e)x: he’s literally older than both of us

hyun: it’s an ANALOGY

professional rollerblader: well it isn’t a good one

hyun: oh fuck OFF we know you always have a soft spot for changmin asshole

lino: deadass thought that read changmin’s asshole for a second and nearly spit out my coffee

starbucks tissues: MINHO PLEASE

fel(e)x: minho I did not need that image in my mind

professional rollerblader: petition to murder Minho in international uncharted waters and dumb his body overboard

starbucks tissues: seconded

hyun: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE POINT

hyun: ALL OF YOU HAVE SOFT SPOTS OR ARE TERRIFIED OF CHANGMIN AND I GET PASSED OVER EVERY TIME

fel(e)x: I mean changmin’s just more likable 

professional rollerblader: he’s cuter

lino: I'm terrified of him

starbucks tissues: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

hyun: I'm quitting this fucking job

lino: oh wow nice usually it’s me who threatens to fire you but now you’re taking initiative!

professional rollerblader: clap for hyunjin!

fel(e)x: *claps*

starbucks tissues: *claps*

hyun: I want to die I want to fucking die

starbucks tissues: I can bring out the mask!

hyun: I honestly might take you up on that

hyun: give me a fucking heart attack so I can die and haunt you all for the rest of your pitiful lives

professional rollerblader: you’d honestly be the pitiful one

professional rollerblader: literally got scared to death

fel(e)x: Juyeon has a solid point

starbucks tissues: agreed !

lino: this is why I hired juyeon he’s so smart

hyun: are you all purposefully forgetting the time sangyeon fooled him into thinking he had some strange wild disease

lino: hmm on any other day I'd clown him for it but you’re more clownable today so I'll just ignore that

starbucks tissues: I like juyeon more than you so I'm ignoring it too <3

fel(e)x: ^^^^^^^^^

hyun: brb gonna jump off the third floor

[visforvengeance]

Alex Standall: gimme -Smut-

Requested by: anon :)

Request: Can you do an Alex Standall smut where it takes place in Jeff’s basement in the scene where they’re all taking the pill and y/nand Alex are ex’s and they have sex because their high and horny pls oml

Notes: yo. here’s one of many requested things. i wrote this in like 3 hours, bc i had to find a song for it to go with lmaooo. hm i hope you like this anon.

Warnings: cursing obvi. awkward sex lmao (it’s only awkward for me ok). blowjobs ;). it’s better if you use a condom, my dudes. maybe bad grammar and spelling errors. i didn’t proofread. drug use and vulgar language ohohoho. i’m a virgin y’all. sorry if my smut sounds like a grown man wrote it for his erotica on sexstories

Y/N’s POV

“How’d I let you talk me into doing drugs?” Hannah giggled. Hannah and Clay invited me to join them on their little drug adventure. “I mean, seriously. How do you just bring up the topic of doing them? ‘Hey, guys. Wanna go do some molly?’” Clay questioned. “Yes. That’s exactly how. C’mon, Clay. Let loose for once! I love you, but you’re like the most uptight person I’ve ever met.” He feigned offended. “I-I am not uptight.” 

“Sure.” Hannah accused as we walked into Jeff Atkins’ basement. I heard the familiar giggle of Alex Standall overpower our conversation. Once the pair realized what made me lose interest, they instantly apologized and told me about how they didn’t know he’d be here. 

You see, Alex and I dated, on and off, during freshman and sophomore year. Each time we broke up, it was because of Jessica Davis. She’d call (unintentionally) and he’d come running. Always. I never understood what she did to have him wrapped around her finger, but it always ended in me having my heart ripped out of my chest. That was stupidity on my part. I’d let him cry and tell me just how much he missed me and somehow, I’d end up with him between my legs. 

All of us were seated. Me, Clay, Hannah, and Sheri on one couch. Alex, Jeff, and Jeff’s girlfriend on the other couch across from us. Alex had his eyes on me since we walked through the door. Lust and regret swirled in them. He did try talking, but he saw how uninterested I was and stopped. 

Everyone was a giggling mess. “Wait. Do y’all think we choose our families before we’re born?” Silence. Then laughter. “That’s trippy,” Sheri mumbled. Laughter had filled the room again. I looked around the room, Hannah and Clay were laying on the carpet. Sheri has moved to the floor also. Jeff has left along with his girlfriend to do...things. Alex and I sat on the same couch. How’d this happen? 

Alex turned to me and stared for a second. He finally spoke up and asked if he could talk to me in private. Usually, I’d decline. But my normal brain function was delayed. I allowed him to lead me upstairs, no one stopped us because they were all too busy being fucking lifted. 

“So. What’d you want?” I questioned, awkwardly. The last time I had spoken to Alex, he told me that it was over. But this time seemed different. “Um. I miss you.” No. He missed fucking me. “Why, Alex? You’re not getting pussy from Jess anymore? So you come to me. Like I’m your second fucking option? This is getting tiring.” He shook his head. 

“That’s not why I always come back to you, Y/N. I fucking need you. You drive me crazy, you know that? Jessica was the first girl I ever loved, and I keep hoping that maybe I’ll feel the same spark that I get when I kiss you.” He stepped forward, and now there was no space between us. “I can’t stop my mind from finding its way to you. How it feels to have you wrapped around me.” My breath hitched in my throat as he placed his hand on my waist. 

Turns out, I wanted this as much as he did. “You miss the way my body feels against yours? How I pull on your hair when you’re fucking my brains out?” I trailed my hands down his body and hooked my fingers inside his pants. “The way your name rolls off my tongue when I’m so close?” I pushed myself against him and heard him groan in my ear as I whispered sweet nothings in his ear. 

I guided him upstairs to an empty room. I walked in while he closed and locked the door. I had already started undressing and he stood as shy as ever across from me. I felt his eyes scan over my body as I undid my bra and let it fall to the ground. The tent in his pants proved he was just as turned on as I was. 

I straddled his waist and placed kisses on his neck. “You missed it, didn’t you?” He nodded. His breathing was uneven and he could barely keep still. I helped him take off his clothes, so now we were both completely naked. 

I trailed wet kisses down his body until I was face to face with his cock. I took his member into my hands and kissed the tip of it. He moaned softly and practically begged for me to suck him off. I sighed. “Fine. Since I’m so nice. No teasing this time.”

I took him into my mouth and kept going until I couldn’t anymore. I began moving back and forth, meeting his soft thrusts every so often. When I looked up at him through my eyelashes, he was already looking down at me. He liked when I looked at him while sucking his cock. He threw his head back and let out a moan. 

Before he let himself cum in my mouth, he gently pushed me off of him. A string of saliva attached itself from my lips to the tip of his cock. It broke once I moved away. 

I straddled his waist again and kissed him hungrily. I ground myself self against his member and gripped my thighs so hard, a bruise would be there tomorrow. He positioned himself at my entrance and I sunk down on him. We both moaned at the movement. I wonder if they can hear us downstairs? 

He placed his hands on my bouncing breast and squeezed my nipples. “You missed the way I rode your cock? How wet I get when I feel your hands on my tits?” He was close to orgasming, I could tell. 

“Let me hear you, baby. Don’t hold back.” His breathing quickened and his eyes shut tightly. He pushed his hips into mine and came deep in me. 

My hearing began fading and I suddenly felt warm all over. I clenched around him repeatedly while stars began to cloud my vision. My fiery pleasure started to flow through me and I collapsed on top of him. “I see why you would miss it,” I mumbled as I crawled off of him. 

We put our clothes back on and walked back to the kitchen. You could hear Clay, Hannah, and Sheri laughing downstairs. “Well, that was nice,” I said as I turned to look at the blond-haired boy. “It was beyond nice.” 

We walked into the basement and all eyes were on us. 

“Did you guys have fun?”

[echo-inthevoid]

Season 2 q&a and overall reaction

Jonny stealing everyone's names XD 

Is martin going to be ok!? I also need to know! 

He said no;-; 

ok ya, no one's gonna be ok. 

Ya, he must do sooo much research. 

Ya, except for "fatigue" lol.

Eyyy the mechanisms!! 

What's the red string brigade? Ok, I guess a group of fans theorizing about stuff. 

Oh ok so someone else did martins poetry. Ooh, there's more martin poetry out there! *grabby hands*

Ok ya, Alex clarifying that Jon isn't stupid he just makes poor decisions. Probably if he'd paused and thought about it (like I did lol, I had to go do some stuff in the middle of that ep and thought about it a whole bunch lol) instead of immediately going out and buying an axe and further isolating himself and panicking immediately he probably would have figured it out. This is why it's bad to panic in a crisis guys. 

Eyyy! Jonny's parents voiced Gertrude and Leitner! That's so cool. 

XD Jonny grumbling about having to work with his parents. 

Hmm, I hadn't really thought of Gertrude being like a mother figure in the story? She just seems very cut-throat I guess from what Leitner said. Idk so far I've been very suspicious of her. Especially since that one statement where her photo burned a whole bunch of people or something. She just seems very shady... 

Alex chortling over Jonny's pain. XD

Side note, Every time there's a q&a I just can't stop noticing Jonny's voice going in and out of archivist range? Like most of the time I'm just listening along and then he'll say a sentence a bit grumblier and my brains immediately like "ARCHIVIST! That's THE ARCHIVIST!!" 

Martin would be the last one alive in Friday the 13th! It's official! 

(Is it bad that this gives me hope)

Jon likes Nonfiction, documentaries, and probably collects something just a little bit weird. *writes down for use in potential fics* 

also while im at it I remember jon saying he dislikes coffee at one point,  and so many people have him liking coffee in their fics! This has been your daily reminder of that fact because ever since then it keeps bugging me lol. (But also do whatever u want.)

Alex's spluttering sounds so much like Martin.

Yes!! I want to hear jon sing!! Yes! Musical Episode When!!?

Ah yes yes yes! All the characters are so unique!!? How does he do it!! 

Ya, it being in audio format sometimes makes it hard to understand what's happening in the live-action bits. (Live-action is the wrong word but u know what I mean.)

Oh ok ya, how he mentioned he got a pipe was quite clever I didn't realize that that's why he mentioned it at all. 

Ooh, there's a manga where there's something similar to Michael? I'll have to look that up later...

XD Alex and Jonny arguing about apples. 

Ok, so all the statements we're hearing ARE for reals. I kinda assumed but good to have it confirmed.

They used to hang out together!!? Work function curry nights!! ;-; 

Ya Ya! Who made the leitners!?

"You are assuming a book needs to be written" ...ok then. (but it has to have been created somehow??? Did they just spring fully formed from the powers? why? And why take the form of books?)

Alex's mischievous laugh about whether jon has friends *trembles in fear*

Yes!! Micheal is so good! I'm so happy they love him too! Yesyes! His laugh! 

Ah Yes!! Mary kaey was so creepy! 

XD yes yes yes fatigue was written on zero sleep, I knew it! 

Akskdjdkd I love them so much. Also, I've looked up Michaels voice actor luke booys and he does some other horrory type sketches n stuff and I kiiinda want to do a little animatic with some of those but it's Michael like annoying some poor soul lost in his halls... I think that'd be fun. I wonder if anyone's done that yet? If so someone send me the links I neeeed iiitt :3

Season 2 summary:

Uuuuu ya so this season was really good. I kinda listened to it in bursts of about ten episodes every couple weeks and then have been saving up the reactions to post later so these are usually going up about a week or so after I actually listened to the episode just FYI. 

I also do have a lot of spoilers cause I can't keep myself away from fanfic and people don't always tag for spoilers and I kiiinda wana know what's coming beforehand anyway? Idk it's hard man I get very stressed about what might happen and then also listening to too much at a time is too spooky for my poor little heart so I gotta read the less spooky fanfic to fulfill the hyperfixation you see. (If anyone has fanfic with spoilers only up to season 2 that'd be great btw) 

Anyway, I try not to take spoiler type stuff into account unless I'm just so sure of it I can't really not acknowledge that I know about it. 

Also, can I just talk about Michael for a minute?? Cause he's such a unique character? And I guess maybe there are other characters like him but I haven't ever seen one -tho to be fair tma is only like the third horror thing I've ever really got into (the other two are the SCP Foundation in its various forms and Little Nightmares. Hence why I keep making reference to SCP it's really the only thing I know similar to this.) But he's such a cool concept!!? Like someTHING that still has a personality? He's so not human? Like I get what he says but also I don't really? Idk im pretty sure he's an avatar right? Right?? Idk if that means he was a person at some point? But all this to say that he is probably the most inhuman character I've come across so far and I'm trying to figure out what it is about him that's so "other" to me? Like... I don't really know what Micheal's deal is? he seems to want to be sort of a neutral mischief-maker but also it seems like he keeps getting invested. But also I just love the way he talks about himself. Like he's a monster that has a personality and is fully intelligent but isn't just evil but isn't neutral either and certainly isn't benevolent. Like he's so complex and just,,,, the idea of a "thing" that's got a personality?? I love it? Kind of like dryads or spirits of things? Like the idea that after a long time things gain personality just by existing? Not that that's what Michael is necessarily? but that same sort of concept applies to him I think. Like the way he IS the maze and wants to help but wants to just watch but wants to kill them all. He's just so interestinggggggg. (And another vision of what jon could become?)

 also "es Mentiras" is a beautiful name 💕

So are him and not-Sasha avatars? Not-Sasha also seems completely inhuman and I was under the impression that avatars were (or used to be) human? Or are they like personifications of their power? Do all the powers have personifications of themselves. not-Sasha seems even less human than Michael? Like she seems to just really genuinely enjoy causing fear? Tho I guess we didn't really get to hear a lot of her. She just seemed kinda gleefully angry most of the time we heard from her. Was she... Human once!???

Anyway. Also, can I just talk about leitners line about jon belonging to the eye!!? Just..*chefs kiss* hnnnngg I need more jon grappling with that. I just need more everyone dealing with the fallout post all of the finallies ok? I still need more of jon angsting over his worms scars and stuff and now I also need jon freaking out about belonging to a fear god power thing. 

Also Martin! Is Martin ok? He sure did a lot of yelling which he doesn't usually? Look I love him and he actually thinks before he acts (unlike SOME people *looks at jon*) and he writes poetry and it is pretty good poetry ok!! And he cares about everyone and just wants a happy ending and aaaaa😭

Petition to get some statements from Martin's pov tho? I mean that's not gonna happen cause Jon's the archivist but I want more martin pov!! Maybe we can get some of his poem tapes??? Pls????? 

I feel so bad for Tim. It sounds like he's kinda fallen into despair.

Also Elias!!? Is showing his spooky side!!? He can control cameras and beat a man to death with a pipe!!? This is his "place of powerr"!!? I am afeared!!? At least jon knows he shouldn't trust him now. Oh jeez, I wonder if jon will listen back to the tape and know what happened. Thhhatsss rough. Oh dear, I hope he doesn't feel guilty cause Leitner did keep trying to hurry him and now everyone thinks it was him. Even martin thinks he did it? Wich like I kinda want to hear more of his thoughts on that? How much does he believe that jon did it? Tim certainly seems pretty certain but he's a bit biased and cynical right now so. 

And they were in the maze for DAYS? 

Now I need martin recovering from being stuck with Tim in Michaels maze for days being angry and worried and hungry etc... Dksjdksa knowing jon could be dying RIGHT NOW and there's nothing he can do. Please someone give me the fic links if this exists!! I've already written like 5 drabbles based entirely on spoilers/other fics (which I'll probably post (w/ links to their inspirations) once I'm caught up and can make sure I'm not just completely demolishing cannon lol. 

Leitner didn't even scream or yell or anything when he was murdered. Literally the chillest dude ever. F

Overall super great, Elias is terrifying, let's dive into the next season!!! I've got 2 seasons to finish in like, less than 2 or so weeks(?) if I wana be caught up by season 5 hhhh,,,

Better get started I guess. 

[chyeahlex16]

I got tagged by @voltron---trash

Rules: Answer all 85 questions and tag 20 people Here goes The Last 1. Drink: I had an ICE-E from the movies if that counts 2. Phone call: @voltron---trash 3. Text message: @voltron---trash or @attemptingauthor 4. Song you listened to: Uhh by Snow Tha Product 5. Time I cried: Last night as a matter of fact wow 6. Dated someone twice: Um no??  7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope, never kissed anyone lol 8. Been cheated on: nope, but cheaters can stay the fuck away from me, thanks 9. Lost someone special: Yeah. It wasn’t a good time.   10. Been depressed: I actually am depressed so I guess?  11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope.  Three favourite colours 12. Purple/lilac 13. Black 14. Gold In the last year have you 15. Made new friends: Yeahhhh 16. Fallen out of love: Not really tbh  17. Laughed so hard you cried: Hell yeah, with the friends I have, definitely 18. Found out someone was talking about you: I don’t think so?  19. Met someone that changed you: Yee  20. Found out who your friends are: Um... yeah actually.  21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: LMAO no General 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life?: P much all of them lol

23. Do you have any pets?: I have 4 dogs, 3 chickens, 2 budgies, 1 fish, and 1 cat. 

24. Do you want to change your name?: Nah, im p satisfied with it.  25. What did you do for your last birthday?: Shit, um, i think I had a party or something? I have a terrible memory, omg 26. What time did you wake up?: 10:30ish  27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Talking to @attemptingauthor ^-^ 28. Name something you can’t wait for?: Move-in day at Uni, and Monday when my friend @voltron---trash comes to visit  29. When was the last time you saw your mum?: Few hours ago before she went to bed 30. What are you listening to right now?: @voltron---trash talking in my ear through the phone lol 31. Have you ever spoken to someone named Tom?: I believe so??  32. Something getting on your nerves?: My stupid brain feeling all foggy :/ 33. Most visited website?: Tumblr. Or Youtube lmao.  34. Hair colour?: Dark brown, but reddish in the sun 35. Long or Short?: Ehh, medium.  36. Do you have a crush on someone?: What a loaded question, heh. I think so... 37. What do you like about yourself?: I like that I am trustworthy enough for friends to come to me about their problems and stuff. Also my eyeliner skills bc I gotta keep them wings sharp enough to kill a man ;) 38. Pericings?: Just my ears, but I got plans in the future :D 39. Blood type?: idk lmao 40. Nickname?: Alex, Chacha, Chyeahlex, Andra, Lex (but im eh about this one) etc.  41. Relationship status: I am a single pringle lmaoooo  42. Zodiac: Pisces 43. Pronouns: She/Her  44. Favourite T.V show?: The L Word, if I could ever finish it. But also Criminal Minds ayyyyy 45. Tattoos?: No but I want!!  46. Left or right handed?: I am a righty  47. Surgery?: Uhhh, not really.

48. Sport?: Nothing that i really follow, but basketball and women’s college gymnastics is definitely interesting to watch  49. Vacation: Japan or Hawaii pleaseeee 50. Pair of trainers?: I mostly wear sneakers so yeah? General 51. Eating: I ate a lot today lmaoooo  52. Drinking: Water and a soda earlier 53. I’m about to?: talk i guess lol  54. Waiting for?: My friend to come down and visit yaaasss 55. Want?: Cuddles and all the glorious physical affection pls smother me with affection 56. Married?: I am not  57. Career?: I wanna be a social worker, writer, music producer, etc.  Which is Better 58. Kisses or hugs?: Shit I like both, but I can get hugs from anyone and everyone so i mean 59. Lips or eyes?: Eyessss 60. Shorter or taller?: I love both, I cannot choose.  61. Older or younger?: Depends on the age gap tbh 62. Nice arms or stomach?: How can I choose?? I love both, all as they come. I will lovingly kiss both.  63. Hook up or relationship?: I like relationships, my heart is not the type to handle hookups. 64. Trouble maker or hesitant?: God, both. Gotta catch me in a Mood (tm)  Have you ever 65. Kissed a stranger?: Nope 66. Drunk hard liquor?: I tasted some, but never really drank.  67. Lost glasses or contact lenses?: Unfortunately BOTH UGH 68. Turned someone down?: lmao no 69. Sex on the first date?: Never been on a date, but I wouldn’t anyway. 70. Had your heart broken?: For sure lol 71. Been arrested?: Nope 72. Cried when someone died?: Fuck yeah. Not good times.  73. Fallen for a friend?: hahahahahahahahahahaha a;sjfh;asdjfshd;ljkf Do you believe in 74. Yourself?: I try to  75. Miracles?: Yeah 76. Love at first sight?: Not really 77. Santa Claus?: Of course lmao 78. Kiss on the first date?: Ehhhhh depends. Total stranger? Nah. Good friend testing waters? Maybe. 79. Angels?: Ye sure. Gotta be someone out there who hasn’t let me kill myself yet.  Other 80. Eye colour?: Coffee brown lol 81. Favourite movie?: Shit dude, how do I choose??? fuck idk, i can’t even name one. Maleficent was p good i guess??? The Perfect Ending was cool too?? 

I tag the lovely @attemptingauthor (hello love), @forthefirsttimeinforheaven, aaaaand @yellow-hufflepuff-princess. There’s no obligation, so feel free to do or not to do! <3

[spicyscholar]

Character Aesthetic: Henry Valdez

when you spend forever on an aesthetic but give up because you give no cares anymore and just want to post it already YAY HENRY IS HERE IT’S MY LAST OC PLANNED *screams for the next 12 hours*

Also @tegansexual because she wants to adopt him

ANyWAYS: after a long read about my love of Henry, you will find yourself with a list of upcoming works! I need some help on choosing which ones to work on, so any advice (in the tags or comments aka votes) will very much help, thanks.

-Henry’s mom is Mexican, his father is both Spanish and white. Because of this, he also goes by Enrique or Kike. It’s easier to just call him Henry. 

-He’s very responsible and logical/serious. He does have his dorky/sweet moments, often when he’s happy or lets down his guard. 

-He’s part of the Business, Commerce, and Politics department. He’s a very hard worker, and he wants to be a lawyer. He’s very passionate about his future career, and takes it very seriously. 

-Honestly, the fact that he likes...Axel? Out of all people in the school?!?! Like, how does that work? Henry is serious..and likes...Axel? What???

-Well, it turns out he has a very sarcastic and cocky side. He can be very snarky and humorous, it just so happens that he doesn’t really show that side of himself in general to anyone but his friends. 

-He’s very helpful and gentle when someone needs help, usually. But sometimes he just gets so done with everyone. Sometimes he can’t handle the stupidity and switches from just being nice to fixing up your mistakes.

-Just like his bestie Violet, he doesn’t take any shit. He looks like a cinnamon roll, but I assure you, he can and will kill you if angered. Similar to Violet, he also doesn’t like feelings. At all. (doesn’t stop the angst from reaching both of them)

-Speaking of cinnamon rolls, he loves baking and sweets. That’s another unexpected thing about him, because as I said, he’s usually serious. He has such a sweet tooth, honestly, it’’s adorable. 

-He got the baking thing from his mother, who’s currently in Mexico. She’s spending some time with her father while he goes through chemotherapy. He wants to visit them sometime over the breaks, but until then, he and his mother/grandfather like to send things over mail or call each other/facetime.

-His father is a mechanic, so he’s got some repair skills.  Henry would make a great housewife

-Henry likes being outside, and gets up rather early in the morning. He likes taking hikes, and just being out in the sunshine. 

Ok, that’s all for his aesthetic! If you want to see more of Henry, I’ll probably be opening an RP blog for him soon, similar to @ask-prettyboylucas and @violetthesnarkqueen and he shows up in Double Date! I know I had more I wanted to add to this that I forgot, but it’s ok. Look below for my upcoming projects, ok? Love you all, thanks for reading!

1. RP BLOGS- Sideblogs for Henry, Ella, Meera, and Alex. Not particularly in that order. Lucas/Violet’s have already been created (i tagged them earlier)

2. Secret Project- Aka the friendship/rivalry aesthetics between my ocs and others. Honestly, if you guys don’t ask me for these i’m just going to steal your ocs and suprise you randomly

3. Friendship/Romance Aesthetics- My own OCs and their friendships between each other, and/or with their chosen scholar and violet’s harem

4. Double Date- finishing up my fun drabble that i have no idea how it will end. expect laughter, possible tears, and fluff. Somehow. This is a collab with @sweetelitecinnamonrole because her OCs are also in it.

5. First Meetings- How each of my OCs met each other. Even Ella and Violet. How? (PREpARE FOr ANgST THaT’S hOW *evil laughter*)

6. Asks/Requests/Headcanons- Probably things similar to Double Date, or collabs. Of course, if no one sends me these, I can’t do them, now can I? 

7. How To- That short two thing thing I did that’s basically a little guide or something to something my characters/sweet elite characters are good at. Or sometimes, for laughs, things they are horrible at.

8. Art?!?!- Idk man I might use a website or ask Ella or wait for my friend, who knows, but I’ll try lmao.

9. Wikia- yeah, I still need to finish adding my characters to the wikia. Welp.

there’s so much honestly how do you all live with me i’m obsessed do you guys actually like me am i just spamming am i annoying to you someone stop me pls or don’t just help me somehow anyways love you bye