#alex hogh andersen x reader drabble

[darklydeliciousdesires]

Divinity - An Ivar the Boneless/Reader Smut Short.

Next drabble request from @southernbe for the prompt “I am going to fucking ruin you.”

Warnings - Smut below the cut! Minors DNI!

Words - 305

Your mouth glides along the rigid shaft of his cock, Ivar’s hands tugging at your hair as you suck upon him happily, his grunts and growls filling the air.  

“My little vixen. How well you take me into that pretty mouth.” He praises you with, blue eyes glittering like the brightest skies, his defined abs juddering as you let your tongue twirl over the head of his hardness before taking him whole once more. “Fuck... fuck, fuck, fuck.”

“I miss my king when he is gone from me,” you pause to speak, letting his cock drag against your lower lip.  

“You are telling me this already without words, my love. I can feel it, smell it. Your cunt perfumes the air, so full of need to be full of me.” He hauls you up, kissing you wantonly as you lie back on the bed atop him, his hand reaching between your legs to begin stroking at the soaking folds of your womanhood, gritting a curse at feeling just how dewy you are for him, his other hand spanking your backside firmly.  

Your union is fervid already, your hand grasping him, pumping his rigidity as his fingers push inside you, parting your walls deftly, hungry lips sucking upon your tongue as you share filthy kisses, everything full of indulgence and need.

The cadence of your cries reaches fever as his thumb moves to stroke at your clit, your voice breaking apart on his name, your mouth descending to nip at the thick column of his neck, lowering further, trailing over his tattoos before he pushes you onto you front, forcing your legs apart before heaving his body between them to sink himself balls deep into your heat.  

“Prepare yourself, my little doe. I am going to fucking ruin you.”

And he does. And it’s utter divinity.

[persephone-andromeda]

Requests are now open!

It's been a hot minute but I’m opening requests back up! You can request any of the characters/people on my masterlist but please note that I’m no longer writing Sebastian Stan or any of his characters. I’m also not writing anything with explicit smut either because I’m not that comfortable writing it.

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[hecohansen31]

And another one🙈 could I ask for number 9 and Bill and Alex from the baby prompt list please?

WARNINGS: Slight Mention of Sex/Cheesy/Real Person Fiction.

Going on a walk together with little one.

ALEX:

“Shouldn’t you be photographing the baby” you asked softly, as you felt the flash go off again, meanwhile Alex kept on taking pictures of you.

You tried your best to shield your tired face away from his inquiring camera “… I thought this is why you wanted to come to the park… to make ‘instaperfect pictures’ ”.

“Oh c���mon, don’t be so bitter, sweetheart” he commented lightly, as he pushed away the camera, finally understanding your uneasiness for it “… I did it indeed for that, but I also wanted to snap a few pictures of the most beautiful woman in the whole world”.

“… ‘most beautiful woman in the whole world’ ?” you shot him a slight annoyed look “… not with these bags under my eyes”.

“… yeah you are right” he commented with a smartass smile on his face “… prettiest woman in all universe”.

“What a flatterer” you simply smirked, as the compliments finally got to you, opening your mouth in a soft smirk.

And Alex shot another photo, making you raise your eyes to the sky.

“Ok ok, I’ll stop!” he mumbled, swearing “… but what can I do if my muse is the most beautiful in natural light”.

“Ahh I doubt I am” you commented tightly “… if I could get a night of sleep I’d definitely be better”.

And as if spurred on, your little child came to life.

Alex moved to grab the small baby in his arms, meanwhile she giggled lightly at her daddy and you helped him get her away from the stroller, adjusting everything, as Alex gently kissed her face, before adjusting her in his arms.

“… why do you never sleep, little lady?” he asked with a soft glare at the bundle of clothes and cute giggles “… you are making your mom all cranky”.

“Believe me I am not the only one cranky in the mornings” you commented “… and I am definitely less diva”.

“Isn’t momma being a bit too harsh with daddy?” he asked to his child, gently holding her in his arms as he made her jump lightly balancing her against his knee.

“I don’t think so” and then you lowered softly to the child, kissing her miniscule nose, as she clapped her hands “… don’t even try to side with your father on this, because I am the one that had to take care of you for nine months”.

“Look also my job was quite… difficult and tiring” he commented with a sideway smirk at you, as you exploded in a huge laugh.

“Don’t even try me, Andersen” you threatened him, as you gave also to him a small kiss on his nose, and he immediately tried to get you to also kiss his lips, but you retreated “… now get behind this stroller and maybe you’ll get more kisses when we go back home”.

BILL:

He hadn’t thought that doing a small walk with his new baby would be this troublesome.

Instead he had been basically trying to avoid the paparazzis and his fans.

He loved the latter, but he just wanted to have one normal day of walking around with you and his child.

In the end, after a few minutes of hiding in a non-crowded alley and of various researches on the least populated parks in town, you had set up for a small one not far away in order to try to enjoy the atmosphere and Bill had almost cried when he had seen that nobody, except you and him and your baby, was there.

Hence he had just gotten his small girl out of the stroller before helping her walk to the first game she wanted to do, meanwhile you sat yourself down enjoying the calmness of the comfortable place, as you snapped a few happy pictures.

Bill honestly was having the time of his life, definitely feeling like all he had done was worth to see his babygirl smile so so happily, as she asked for one more minute on the slide, and Bill just had to agree, before you waved them back, having already gotten out a small snack from your bag.

And as soon as the baby saw it, she basically threw herself on it, almost tripping on her cute  shoes, so miniscule that they made Bill’s heart clutch at the sole thought, as he had held them, meanwhile he had helped the small child putting them on.

As she ate, Bill had a minute to finally focus his attention on his other favorite human beings.

The one that got him his favorite human number two and favorite human number two, indeed.

It had passed a few years from your pregnancy but you still positively glowed with your hair up and your big smile, as you brushed back the child’s hair to avoid them getting stuck in the chocolate of her snack.

He had been glad that even though life wasn’t the easiest with him, you stuck around.

Even more with the huge smile on your face, as you turned to him, catching him staring at you both.

“What were you thinking handsome?” you asked, softly.

“Just about how lucky I am”.

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[bae-roman]

Hey love:) could you maybe write a blurb with Alex and bill and the sentence: „don’t fucking touch what is not yours“ thank you in advance:)

OF COURSE ;)

You and Bill had been dating for a year or so now. Things were getting serous between you and you’d already met each other’s families. Currently, you were on a trip to Sweden to visit Bill’s family as it was his brother Gustaf’s birthday. 

The party was full of his family and friends. Some you’d met before and many you hadn’t.  

You were never the type of girlfriend to just latch onto her significant other for the entire night so after talking with Bill and his friends for a bit, you took off in search of his sister and some other people in their friend group that you’d gotten close to. 

While hanging out with them, you got introduced to a number of new faces, including Gustaf’s work friends. Despite meeting quite a few of them, there was only one that really stuck out, Alex. You couldn’t quite put a finger on it, but there was just something about him that was so ... appealing. Not only was he gorgeous, he exuded charm and you ended up talking to him for quite some time. It was completely innocent, of course, but when Eija was pulled away by her boyfriend for something, the conversation took a bit of a turn. At this point, you were a little tipsy and  so used to being around affectionate swedes that when Alex put his hand on your thigh, you really thought nothing of it and carried on with your conversation about game of thrones. 

Your naiveté was also due to you not realizing that Alex had no idea you weren’t single. The only reason you knew anyone here was because of your relationship with Bill and you were usually introduced as Bill’s girlfriend but you never realized that Eija hadn’t said it this time. 

So, while you were operating under the assumption that Alex was just another affectionate European you were having an innocent friendly conversation with, he was trying to find the right moment to make a move. 

Before anything could progress further, Bill walked up to you. He was all smiles before seeing where Alex’s hand was. In all fairness, had you been sober you may have realized that his hand was a tad higher than what you would call friendly, but you had no idea at the time. 

Bill looked from Alex’s face to yours and then back to your thigh. 

He glared at Alex then and seethed,”don’t fucking touch what is not yours” while grabbing your arm and pulling you into an empty room. You looked back at Alex and gave him an apologetic look as you were dragged away.

“What the fuck was that?” you asked, annoyed. 

“Seriously? What the fuck was that? I bring you to my brother’s birthday party only to find you letting some guy grope and flirt with you in front of everyone?

“What are you even talking about? He was just being friendly. We were talking about game of thrones, asshole. Do you know how embarrassing that was!?”

“His hand was halfway inside your cunt, and you’re trying to tell me you were just talking about some fucking tv show?”

Bill was not usually the possessive type. There was a lot of trust between the two of you, especially on your end since it was literally his job to re-enact sex scenes with beautiful women. It was something that took you a lot of time to accept and be okay with but you knew you and Bill loved each other so you trusted him completely. That’s why it hurt so much when he didn’t trust you. 

You continued to argue for a couple more minutes, getting more and more angry. 

“I’m not blind, I can tell when someone’s hitting on my girlfriend. I can also tell when she reciprocates” Bill spat. 

“You’re ridiculous” you retorted, fed up with Bill’s behaviour, “I’m going to go back outside and continue to have a nice time. We can finish discussing this when we get back to the house”

You pretended not to hear Bill when he mumbled “Oh you’re coming home with me? I figured you’d spend the night with your new boyfriend” under his breath.

When you rejoined the party, you quickly found Alex and went over to apologize for Bill’s behaviour. 

“He’s not usually like that, he just thought you were flirting with me” you tried to explain after apologizing. 

“Oh”, an embarrassed smile  spread across his face. He lifted one arm to scratch the back of his head and avoided eye contact before continuing, “I kinda was..I didn’t know you had a boyfriend or anything though. Sorry”

You told him it was fine and went back to where you left off about the show before going to talk to another friend. 

When you and Bill got home and were finally alone, he went to go get ready for bed but you quickly pulled him into a hug, smothering your face with his chest. Bill ran his fingers through your hair until you pulled away. 

He gave you a questioning look

“You were right” you mumbled

“I know” he smirked, tilting your face up to kiss you sweetly on the lips

“I don’t agree with the way you went about it though, seriously, what was with that?”

Now it was Bill refusing eye contact, “I don’t know..it just came out of me.” He ran a hand through his hair. “The distance has been getting to me, I think, and he kept making you laugh and he’s so... pretty? I don’t know...” 

You felt bad for calling him an asshole now. You’d been so focused on how bad being away from your boyfriend affected you, you had never really considered how hard it was for him. Truth be told, if you were in his shoes, you probably wouldn’t have handled it much better.

“You sighed and grabbed his free hand. “It’s okay. I’m sorry too, I probably should have made it clear I had you. And that I love you.”

Bill kissed you again. 

“I was sort of a dick, huh?”

“Yeah, it was kind of hot though”

He raised a brow at you, “Really?”

“I mean, you better not pull that shit again, but yeah”, you ran a finger down his chest.

Bill grabbed you by your hips and pushed you onto the bed so you could make up properly ;)

[normatural]

Go to hel || drabble

Pairing: Ivar the boneless x reader (platonic)

Warnings: none

A/N: sorry if it sucks, I was bored and wanted to write something quickly

+ the prompt is from the lovely @promptdumpster

You followed Agnarr with your eyes as he drunkly laughed with a group of warriors, probably sharing stories about theirs lasts raids, not even once bothering to look back at you.

“Stop drooling” Ivar murmured by your side, rolling his eyes before turning to you. He never thought you’d be this type of girl, creeping on a man, not to say that he couldn’t understand why you liked the man so much, he wasn’t nothing out of the common,

“He wouldn’t date me” you shrugged, taking another sip of you meat. There were many other girls chasing after him and well, you though that the best to do was stay away, keep your proud. “Who would date me?”

“I wouldn’t” he offered you a smug smile, alsmot hidden by the horn in close to his lips. By the other side of the table, Aslaug called his attention.

“Don’t make me smack you in front of your people, Boneless” you flashed him the same smile, patting him on the head. “You wouldn’t handle it anyway” you watched him from under your lashes, trying to keep your proud smile to yourself when the boys started to laugh.

“Go to Hel”

[akamaiden]

Jealous

This was requested by @mblaqgi. I hope you like this baby! 😝

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Tags: @haliannej, @ivarsshieldmadien, @ivarswickedqueen and @nothingeverdies.

It was the party for celebrating the premier of the season five of Vikings. Mostly of the cast was there. Katheryn, Marco, Jordan and Sophie, Gee, Gustaf, Josefin, Peter and Jasper.

Alex was having the time of his life. He was happy because his character will have much more time on screen.

You were happy to see Alex working with what he loves. He never seemed to be so happy.

“Your smile is bigger than your face, baby.” You said and kiss him softly.

“I know, sorry, I wasn't supposed to get out of your side, but the press...”

“Okay, it's okay. I'm dating a celebrity, is perfectly fine.” You said interrupting him.

“Alex, Kat is calling you. Hey, Y/N!” Marco said.

Alex looked at you with his eyes full of guilty to leaving you alone. “Go!” You said smiling to him.

“I hate to interrupt.” Marco said.

“No problems.” You replied.

“Come here, Ida was looking for you.” He said.

You joined Ida at her table and started talking to her.

When Alex came back he looked for you and found you talking to Darren. He was new in the cast and was so ashamed like you. He was caressing your cheeks, inviting you to go to a quieter place. You gently refused, saying that you were Alex's girlfriend and he apologized with you.

“Y/N, if I were you I'd go meet Alex. He saw your conversation with Darren.” Marco said.

“Jesus, sorry. If you want I can talk to him, Y/N.” Darren said.

“No thanks, Darren. I'll talk to him.” You said and started running trying to catch Alex.

He stopped only when he was out of the building, sitting in the sidewalk.

“Alex, listen to me.” You tried.

“Really? In the minute you were alone, Darren was flirting with you.” He said angrily.

“First, he didn't knew that we're together. Second, you didn't pass more than 10 minutes with me. And no, I'm not complaining. I'm happy for you, I truly am.” You said.

“He didn't... Sorry, baby. I thought, I-i...” He started.

“It was just a misunderstanding, everything is fine now.” You said.

“Can I use this to punish you later?” He said devilish.

“Hell yes!” You couldn't expected to be punished by Alex.

The rest of the party was a success, he started taking you everywhere he went. What was a mess, considering how shy you are.

When you finally arrived at home he guided you to the room, took your red dress off and next to your ear said “Do you know what will happen now?”

“I'll be punished because I've been a bad girl.” You moaned.

“Exactly, babygirl. I need you to count.” He said.

“Count?” You said.

“Yes.” He bounded you over his legs and slapped your ass harder.

“O-one.” You moaned.

What a long and pleasing night that will be, you thought to yourself.

[happydaysandersen]

Adopting a dog

1.2K celebration drabble.

requested by anon. 

Sorry it took so long love, hopefully it’s turned out okay. I’ve loved writing this and may do a two piece. 

After months of moving into his apartment in Denmark, finally having the place feel homely. With scatter cushions, throws, and candles. After all the nights spent in front of the TV cuddled up you had both decided that there was one thing missing. Having both grown up with pets in your homes, you had decided that as homely as his once bachelor pad had become. A dog was missing from both of your lives. You loved being able to visit his parents, having his dog fuss over you and get excited by your visit. Even though Alex wold joke about the dog “being more excited to see you than himself”. You had both agreed that nothing beat coming home and being greeted by a wagging tail. As much as you had loved the idea of buying from a breeder, the adverts of dogs needing rehoming made you sad.

One day, Alex decided to take you out to lunch. It was nice, sitting there with your smoothie and panini. As you left the café, Alex took your hand and you got a taxi to a rehoming centre. You both discussed how you couldn’t have too big a dog, for practicality. The dog had to be okay with being alone in the apartment but, thankfully not to long. You had approached the desk, a massive smile on your face.

“Are we actually doing this?” you asked excitedly tugging at his hand.

“I think it’s about time” Alex chimed smiling back, his hand tightening around your waist pulling you in closer to him.

Having spent the time speaking to the receptionist, who was more than grateful for your visit and interest. You had explained what the pair of you needed in a dog. You weren’t too fussed on age after all.

“we have a few that meet your needs, let me get someone to show you them” she smiled up at you both as you nodded thankfully. Alex thanking the lady for her help. The pair of you waiting around, seeing one dog be brought in and another two leave. Your smile turned to a frown feeling sorry for the dog being dropped off.

“Don’t get your hopes up” Alex chimed in kissing your forehead. “Even if we see one, you can’t take them all” He laughed as you nudged him.

“sharing is caring Andersen” you joked back, he gave you his head bobble in agreement.

“Not with 500 or more dogs, love” he replied giving your hand a squeeze.

A middle age man had approached you both, asking you to follow him. Explaining about the charity and how it works, promising to point out the dogs that met your requirements. As you followed through the doors, the man had indicated 4 dogs in total. One immediately taking your eye, an English bull terrier.

“GOSH ALEX!” You squealed “He’s like bullseye from Oliver Twist!” you cheered, excited at the sight.

“don’t scare him god” He worried, apologising the man who laughed.

“He gets looked past a lot, they’re actual massive clowns” The man encouraged.

“Like you Alex!” you joked poking your tongue out at him.

“he does look rather cute” Alex chimed poking his head through the bars as far as possible.

“He is on your list, I can bring him to meet you to if you would like?” The man offered. The dog now tilting his head, his ear flipping to side and his tail twitching.

“I want to meet him, please Alex” You asked almost pleading. Alex taking one more look at the thorn patches and the ear twitch.

“You haven’t even see the rest?” he asked trying to bring you back to earth with your immediate case of puppy love.

“the man just said he gets overlooked, I don’t want to miss out of him” you pouted causing Alex to laugh, placing his hand over your mouth laugh.

“do you want to come hang with us buddy? Alex asked through the bars. The dog stretching his front legs, as he began chasing his tail.

“I think that’s a yes” you mumbled against his hand causing Alex to laugh.

“I think we can play with him, if he wants to come join us” Alex said nodding to the man.

“That’s great, he’s shy at first. He warms up fast, loves a tummy rub and ear scratch” the man laughed. Showing the pair of you to a meeting room, a large room with a tennis ball and some chairs. “If you take a seat, I will bring him through” the man smiled walking through the doors.

“Out of all the dogs, you choose one from Oliver twist” Alex laughed poking you.

“I love him, he’s beautiful and deserves all the tummy rubs and ear scratches we can give” you poked your tongue out at him. Alex leaned in kissing your cheek.

“He might not like us yet” Alex spoke calmly placing a hand on your leg.

“he might love us” you smiled at him, taking the tennis ball.

It wasn’t long, until the handler brought in the dog. The dog watched you both, sniffing around the room, before deciding to approach you. He smelt your hand and bushed his head against your palm. Letting you itch his ear as his tongue flicked out and head tilting into your touch. Your heart sinking as he rolled over in front of you. Letting Alex tickle his tummy, his butt bashing and shimmying against the floor. Letting out what could only resemble a laugh. You spent a few moments playing catch with the ball, Alex loving having the idea of taking him to a park.

You could see Alex’s eyes twinkle when the dog rested his two front paws on his knees, licking his cheek excitedly.

“Alright mister, I think you’ve won” Alex chimed causing you to squeal.

“you guys want him?” the handled smiled, you could see his excitement at the idea of the dog getting a good home.

“yes, we do!” you chimed excitedly rubbing the dog’s cheeks, as he sat down on your lap looking at Alex.

“this is great news!” the handler cheered. “We get so many dogs, but I’ve been waiting on this one to find a good home. He deserves it”.

Alex smiled at you, your cheeks beginning to ache with the constant smile. Asking all the questions about care, walking, food and what to look out for.

“He’s three years old, they live till about 10-14 on average. He prefers short but walks but, being active throughout the day. Incredibly independent and likes his alone time” the guy smiled.

“you should be able to pick him up in 2 weeks, if all goes well with the house check” the man smiled, as he put the dog back in kennel, the pair of you making your way to the desk to reserve and book in the appointments.

“I’m so excited” you smiled at Alex, resting your head against his muscled arm.

“I could tell, you haven’t stopped smiling” he laughed as he kissed your head getting into the taxi.

“next time we could have a wagging tail at the door when we go home” she smiled as he kissed you gently.

“I do hope you are this happy with me” he pouted causing you laugh.

“always, more so now though” you laughed as you cuddled up into his side watching the streets, hoping all goes okay with your checks.

 Meet the doggy. 

[oddsnendsfanfics]

Lovely Weather

Genre: Fan Fiction Pairing: Alex Høgh Andersen/OFC Warnings: N/A Rating: PG13 Length: Drabble Disclaimer: a strict work of fiction, I own nothing except the original characters and the plot line. In no way am I affiliated to any of it.  

A/N: A little recycled Alex, some winter fun ;) 

Standing in the big living room window that over looked your front yard, you sigh heavily at the sight of the snow that has been falling for the last half an hour. The weather man had said there would be a slight chance of snowfall today, but you didn’t actually believe him. When was the weather man ever fully correct?

The new fallen snow was the least of your upset though, you actually enjoy the snow; after all it is just part of winter. The real disappointment of the day is that your boyfriend forgot your three year anniversary. Sometimes you wondered why you bothered?

There were times when it felt that you were the last item on the Life List of Alex Høgh Andersen. Whether he was putting work, friends, or whatever else came along before you. He was famous for dropping dates, or skipping dinners, to go help someone else or stay a little longer to get some work done.

You know that it sounds petty and selfish, but damn it just once in three years, you want to be put first. You want to be the one he drops everything for to come see or help with the most mundane tasks. In three years, Alex has never remembered your anniversary. The first year, you let it slide seeing as you had barely remembered it either.

Last year though, you weren’t as forgiving, Alex had blew you off to go partying with Marco. When you voiced your upset, Alex had jumped to Marco’s defense saying he had just went through a break up and needed a friend. As much as you loved Marco, you felt he could have grabbed someone else to go drown his sorrows with.

This year there was no excuse; Alex had got up this morning and left before you were out of bed. When you’d tried calling him, to see when he’d be home or rather where the hell he was, there had been no answer. His friends were all home, nobody was suffering a heartbreak, nobody had been in trouble... So why had your boyfriend left you alone all damn day and not taken your calls?

The more you mulled over the fact that Alex had simply got up and left without so much as a word to you, the more pissed off you became with him. If he wasn’t back before dinner time, you were packing up his shit and kicking his ass out. You’d never kick him out for good, but whoever had became more important than you today could have him for the next week as a house guest.

Still taking up space in the giant window, you pull your sweater around you and shift uneasily. Alex means more to you than anything, you would and have given up so much to make this relationship work since you met him. As far as girlfriends go, you are well respected by his peers, family, and even fans. You were kind and always wiling to offer help or a smile – those things went far in Alex's line of work.  

Outside something moving catches your attention; glancing up again you furrow your brow as you see the sight before you. Waving his hand to get your attention is Alex, smiling like a complete fool. Rushing to get your coat and boots on, you grab a pair of mittens off the bench next to the door and hurry outside.

“Alex, where on earth did you get this?” You asked excitedly as Alex sits on a bright red sleigh.

“I know a guy who knows a guy.” Alex shrugged, scrunching his nose in annoyance when his glasses begin to steam up. “How do you like my new ride?”

“It certainly is compact.” You reply with a giggle, scratching the shaggy gray and black spotted pony on the nose.

“Hey now, Freckles may be a bit on the small side, but this guy can book it.” Alex defends the pony with a chuckle, extending his hand. “Come on, I want to take you for a ride.”

Helping you carefully onto the small sleigh, just big enough for two people, Alex lets you settle and pulls the thick plaid blanket around your legs tucking it in to stay warm. You’re pretty sure Alex has never driven a sleigh before and you’re a little nervous, but you are certain Freckles has done this enough times to know what he is doing, which makes you relax a bit more. Putting your trust into the pony’s ability and not your boyfriend, you snuggle into Alex’s side as he asks his new counterpart to move forward.

As Freckles pulls you along through the new snow, you can’t help but manage a smile that must make you look as giddy as Alex did when he pulled up to the house. The temperature is chilly, but thanks to the light snow it isn’t as cold as it has been, which you are thankful for because Alex explains that your ride is at least half an hour. He got the bright idea to pick you up and take you back to Freckle’s home, where you’d get Alex’s car and drive home yourselves.

“Alex this is perfect.” You exclaim happily as the pony moves quickly through the snow, puffs of the soft white flying up from around his hooves.

“I was kind of scared you would think it was a little cheesy.” Alex explained slowing the pony to a walk.

“Oh it is cheesy as hell, but I still think it’s perfect.” You grin, leaning over to kiss his cheek.

“I know it isn’t extravagant or all that romantic, but happy anniversary.” Alex says glancing over at you, leaning in briefly for a kiss before turning to attention back to driving.

“Alex, you...”

“Didn’t forget?” he finishes your statement for you; his smile grows as does yours. Shaking his head, Alex turns to you, faking a hurt expression. “How dare you think I’d forget one of the most important days of my relationship?”

“Well.” You teasingly begin, nudging him in the side.

“Yeah, I know, I have a habit.” Alex replies with a shrug. “I really am sorry and I want you to know I love you and....” he trails off, asking Freckles to stop, before digging into the pocket of his jacket. “you were probably so pissed at me all day.”

You nod, there is no use in lying to Alex; he knows you too well.

“I’m sorry, for making you feel that way and I’m sorry for making you feel like you’re not as important to me as my job or anybody else.” Alex continues, going over all of the things he knows that piss you off. Holding out his hand, he shows you the ring he pulled from his pocket. “It’s not true; I love you more than I could ever love anything.” He chuckles, causing you to giggle. “So, the next time you feel that friends or work are more important to me, remember it’s you I’m marrying not them.”

“You do realize, I haven’t agreed yet.” You point out, as Alex sits still holding onto the ring.

Before Alex can speak, an impatient Freckles snorts and begins pawing at the ground causing you to erupt into laughter. Alex raises his brow and motions toward the anxious pony.

“Too bad for you, Freckles is on my side and he thinks you need to agree.” Alex spoke, slipping off your mitten and placing the ring on your finger.

“Oh is he?” You asked with a raised brow. “We’ll see who Freckles loves more when I reward him with a big bunch of carrots.”

“You’re avoiding my question.” Alex points out gently kissing you.

“I’m wearing your ring.” You playfully tease him with a wink.

“You’re a pain in my ass.” Alex counters.

“It’s not too late, you can still marry Marco.” You continue the teasing. By now you know that Alex has figured out his answer. You’d be crazy not to agree to marry the man.

“So, does this mean I can tell people you're my fiancee?” Alex asks as he moves Freckles back into a walk.

“You can tell them whatever you want.” Snuggling into Alex, you smile as he continues to chatter away, as of this date three years ago today you’re the luckiest girl in the world.

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[amyhen-15]

Lil’ bitch

Tell me that ‘The bitch song’ by bowling for soup is not an accurate representation of modern!Ivar and his girlfriend.

[imgoldielikehawn]

Nothing To Talk About

Pairing: Alex Hogh Andersen x Reader 

Rating: G

AN: Here’s a drabble .. that is all lol

It was freezing cold on set, it always was when you had to be on set. you walked into the trailer and set everything down for the long morning of set prep. This was the easy part of the day you thought, you pulled your hair up into a bun on the top of your head and started to arrange everything just the way you liked it before your client came and sat down.

You’d been doing hair and makeup on the set on Vikings for about three years now. The days were long but the payout was excellent. There was however the horribly awesome fact that every man on set almost was extremely attractive and most if not all of the women had a thing for them.

You did your absolute best not to be one of them.

 You’d just finished setting up when Alexander walked in so you could braid his beautifully long hair. He was one of your favorite people on set and he always came through with good vibes and laughs.

 “Morning beautiful!” He smiled before coming to stand beside you. He was about to sit down when he turned to you abruptly and planted a sweet kiss on your cheek. You smirked and shook your head.

 “Always so sweet Mr. Andersen.” you waited for him to take his seat.

 “Y/N I told you a million times to call me Alex.” He sighed and pretended to be annoyed.

 “Fine, Alex.” You laughed.

 “See I told you, sounds way better.” He sat back in your chair and you began your usual routine of massaging his scalp and washing his hair. He always seemed to enjoy it when you did and before long the hours passed by swiftly and it was time for makeup. You were putting dark circles under his beautiful eyes when you paused. He was a lot closer than usual and you looked at him closely. Taking everything about him in. The secret thoughts you’d pushed down for years came tumbling back and you found yourself leaning into him even more.

 Alex didn’t say a word, he just stared back at you intensely and then ran his pink tongue over his bottom lip. He was so handsome and even though you knew you’d regret it later when he ended up back in your chair to get his braids taken out after set, you leaned in all the way and graced his lips with your own. The kiss was sensual and slow. Alex brought his hands up from the side and cupped your face softly. Neither one of you stopped when the door opened and the other Alexander walked in. Your skin was so warm under his graceful touch.

  Alex L cleared his throat and the two of you separated. You didn’t jump apart but Alex simply set back and you went back to his makeup.

 “So we’re just not going to talk about it?” Alex L laughed.

 “What is there to talk about?” You looked over at him in the doorway.

 The boys chatted for a minute before they both left for set. Alex turned to you and kissed your cheek again before bounding out after Alex L. When the trailer door closed you sat back against the counter and smiled to yourself.

It was turning out to be a good day at work after all.

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[hecohansen31]

OH MY GOD ALEX DIRTY DANCING VIBES, YOU LEGALLY CAN’T DO THIS TO ME I NEED MORE UGHHHHHH I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE AHHHH

You have to understand that me and my mom are big fan of that movie, because we are two dorks and I love the way it all works (and if I don’t do the ‘Dirty Dancing’ move before I die, with someone else, my life wasn’t worth it).

I don’t think that he would be Swayze because he is too dork to be the stern dance instructor but I feel like he would be indeed his cousin... I think if I don’t remember wrong, and he is akward and dorky and sees you at a party.

You managed to sneak out of your protective parents’ hold, curious to see these ‘dirty dancings’ and you are just sitting painfully awkward because you don’t know how to dance, and everyone just seems so good.

And then... this dorky angel with the biggest smile just asks you to dance and... then it is time for a summer that you won’t forget! 

And yeah... you are allowed to send me asks about dirty dancing! Alex, it’s my new kink!

Have a nice day, sweetie!

-Heco Hansen.

[bae-roman]

“I’m your lock screen?!” - “You weren’t supposed to see that.” with Alex 😂

You and alex had been dating for a couple of months. You met through a dinner hosted by mutual friends and had been inseparable ever since. From the moment you began talking, it felt as though you had been friends for years. Both of you had gotten so caught up in your conversation, you forgot there were other people at the table.You ended up going home with him that night and had been together ever since. 

You had yet to put any formal labels onto your relationship but you felt as though you had been dating for years. 

The plan for today was to have a relaxing day at his place. You arrived bearing both your and his favourite snacks, as well as a comfy change of clothes. Currently, you were laying down on Alex’s bare chest, paying more attention to him than the movie he put on. 

It was all so crazy to you. You had been in relationships before that had lasted much longer than just a few months but it was like night and day. You worried that you were falling too fast, but you couldn’t help it. He was so sweet, and perfect and you could talk to him about anything. The only issue was that you had no clue if he felt the same way and it was way too early to even ask him!

The sound of a phone ringing brought you out of your thoughts. It was Alex’s. As you were on top of him, he asked you to pass it to him buy when you reached over to get it his face became one of panic and he tried to block you from picking it up “Wait, no nevermind” he stuttered in a flurry, but it was too late, you already picked it up. When you looked over at the lit up phone screen, you saw why he had changed his mind. 

His screen saver was a picture of you. A grin lit up your face as you looked at Alex, “I’m your lock screen?”

“You weren’t supposed to see that…” 

Alex was panicking. He really liked you but also thought that it was much too soon to say anything. He weighed his options in his head before deciding that at this point he really didn’t have much choice in what to say next. 

“Look…” he continued, scratching the back of his head nervously, “I know we like just started dating or whatever but as you could probably tell, I’m really into you. If this is too much too soon for you I get it -” You cut off his rambling with a long kiss. 

“I really like you too” you mumbled against his lips when you parted to catch a breath. 

“So this makes you my girlfriend now, right?”

you nodded. 

“Cool. Does that mean I can put it in your ass now?”

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[bae-roman]

75 w/ Alex H ?

“Let’s just bury the hatchet.” - “Fuck your hatchet.”

“Babe, come on. I said I was sorry”

“Sorry doesn’t get us any closer, Alex” you seethed.

You and Alex had been walking through the woods for hours. While on a trip to the cabin with his friends, he somehow managed to persuade you into going on a hike with him through the woods. But of course, you got lost, and now here you were: in the middle of the forest, cold and exhausted. 

As much as you wanted to stalk off and be as far away as possible from your boyfriend, it was starting to get dark and the only thing worse than being lost in the forest with Alex was being lost in the forest alone. 

You slowed your pace to trot alongside Alex, holding onto his arm as the sun set fully, the only light available being provided by the moon and stars. 

“Try seeing if we have any reception now”

Alex looked at his phone, “Still nothing”.

                                             ————————-

Another 90 minutes passed before you finally started to recognize your surroundings and found your way back to the cabin. 

When you walked in, hours later that everyone expected you’d be back, you were greeted with howls and wolf whistles from your friends. “Damn guys, we knew you guys had a problem but fucking for 4 hours? That’s gotta be a record” one of the boys joked. 

You glared at him and flipped him off, marching upstairs to yours and Alex’s room to take a shower, leaving your boyfriend to explain how he got you lost in the woods for hours. 

When he came upstairs, you had already finished showering and were now enjoying a much earned bath. 

Alex leaned on the doorway with his arms crossed,

 “hey” he greeted. 

when you said nothing, he signed deeply. 

“Come on baby, we’re back home now. Can’t we just bury the hatchet?” he pleaded. 

“Fuck you. Fuck your hatchet” you quipped, refusing to look at him. 

You weren’t just mad that he had gotten you lost in the middle of nowhere with no food or water in a situation that could have gone a lot worse, it was that he basically forced you into going despite telling him ample times that you didn’t want to. 

Of course Alex wouldn’t take no for an answer though, he kept asking you over and over again, only half kidding about you not being into doing anything fun anymore in front of everyone. The only reason you really agreed was just to get him to shut up and he promised you’d be back in an hour. Once you were  a few minutes into your hike, Alex had the genius idea of straying from the trail, a detail he had left out until you were completely lost. 

You loved Alex, your really really did. You loved his fun-loving spirit and how adventurous he was but sometimes he could just be so careless, it drove you insane. 

Alex rolled his eyes at your response and began stripping off his clothes. He walked towards the tub, getting in. 

“Wha- Alex no. Get out” you complained, but it was pointless. 

“Nope. I’m going to stay in here with you until you forgive me”, he smirked.

“I hate you.”

“No you don’t”

“Seriously Alex? Ugh, this is disgusting. You didn’t even shower yet you’re all covered in… forest dirt”

“Yeah and, think about it, you’re just sitting here with me, bathing in it”

You made a gagging noise, trying to get up but Alex quickly wrapped his arms around you from where he was sitting behind you. 

He nuzzled his face into your neck, “Forgive me and I’ll let you go”

“Not happening”

“Come on, I know you want to” he teased, as he began to tickle your sides. 

You squealed and squirmed, but couldn’t help but laugh. 

That was another thing you loved about Alex, no matter how annoyed you were, he could always make you laugh. 

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[bae-roman]

Alex: “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” - “Seriously, you’re worse than a kid.”

“I love you”

The words slipped out of your mouth so naturally it was at though you’d said it a million times. You hadn’t though, this was the first and you had no idea how Alex was going to react.

You never thought you and Alex were at that level yet, or even that that was how you truly felt, but when you said those three little words, it all just felt so right.

That didn’t stop you from panicking though.

‘Shit’, you thought to yourself. “Haha Just kidding” you blurted out quickly, before Alex could finish processing your confession.

His face quickly lost the doe eyed expression it took on once you told him your feelings, and turned into a smirk.

“Liar liar pants on fire!” He teased. Basking in the fact that 1. You loved him 2. You said it first and 3. You were now extremely embarrassed about 1 and 2 meaning that not only did you return his feelings, but he could now make fun of you for it.

You groaned, knowing Alex wouldn’t let you live this down even though now that it was out there, and provided he felt the same way, you didn’t really regret what you said.

“Seriously, you’re worse than a kid.”

“Guess that makes you a pedo because you love me”

You scrunched up your face, “ew”

“What, grossed out about how much you love me?”

You dramatically threw yourself back on the bed, just accepting that Alex was going to tease you to no end and it was easier to just get comfortable and let him tire himself out.

After a few more gloating teases, Alex lay beside you and gave your cheek a quick peck.

“I love you too”

*****

Found this in my drafts, and decided to post it.

Just an FYI, I’m still quite busy with fam stuff but hopefully tomorrow I’ll have some time to work on (and ideally finish up” my mark and Roman piece!

[bae-roman]

90 with Alex please

“You’ve been replaced.” “Alright, we’ll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower.”

“ Are you serious!? He’s really ours?” You asked your boyfriend, still in shock over the present he got you from his trip. Alex had been traveling around Scandinavia for work and at one of his stops got to play with the most adorable husky puppies. When he face-timed you during the puppy love session, he saw how in love you were with them so he decided to bring you one home as a surprise.

When Alex gave him to you, your heart swelled and you couldn’t be happier. The puppy was sooo cute and you barely put him down since receiving him. 

After just a few days, the pup was already so spoiled. He slept in the bed with you and Alex, was played with 24/7 and neither you nor Alex could deny him when he begged for food. 

The only problem was choosing a name. Alex wanted to name him after some old Norse warrior but you wanted something cute, like Fuffy (which Alex scoffed at when you suggested it because “he’s not even that fluffy y/n”). As time went on, you began to notice that your puppy reminded you so much of Alex. From the way he would happily trot around the apartment to the way he would sometimes tilt his head when he was being talked to- it was like he was Alex in dog form. This discovery led you to secretly refer to the puppy as Alex Jr. 

You were pretty good at keeping it hidden until movie night. Normally Alex would curl up with you on the sofa, but now, Alex Jr took up all of the space. 

When your boyfriend tried to move the puppy so that he could lay on you, he let out a bark and readjusted himself on you. Without thinking, you said “Tsk Alex, be nice.”

The young Dane looked at you confused, “I was being nice!”

“Not you, the do- oh..”

“… Did you name our dog after me?”

“Yes.”

“..Why?”

You shrugged, “You’ve been replaced.”

“Alright, we’ll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower.” Alex quipped back.

“It’s okay, I’m sure Alex Jr will eat them for me” 

[bae-roman]

87 - Alex

“Okay, what’s wrong?” Alex asked you over sound of the bar you and your cast mates were visiting.

Alex had seen you staring over at the corner for a while now and was wondering why you weren’t acting like yourself.

“Nothing, I’m just tired. I think I’m going to head home soon actually.”

“Bullshit. I’ve seen you tired before. There’s definitely something wrong, spill it.”

While you were contemplating whether or not to tell him the truth, he added on, “You know I’m not going to drop it until you tell m, right?” Your friend flashed you that one of his knee weakening smiles and you knew from experience that he was telling you the truth so you let out a deep sigh before coming clean.

 “ See that guy over there?” You asked

“The one wearing sunglasses inside.. in January? Yeah. Did he do something to you?”

“Kinda..that’s my ex-boyfriend.” you admitted sheepishly. 

“Which ex? The one you told me about? He inquired.

“Yup.” 

You grimaced as you thought about your relationship with him. He was terrible to you and when you had finally called it quits he told you that you were unlovable and destined to be alone because there was no single person on earth that would ever hate themselves enough to date you. 

You knew that he was just being an asshole but his words still stung and you really didn’t to be around him. 

Alex knew all about your ex. You had come to set the day after the breakup and it was evident something was wrong. After your scenes, Alex came to your dressing room to check up on you and you instantly burst into tears telling him everything. 

After being stared at for a few minutes, your ex finally noticed you and began making his way over from the other end of the bar.

You quickly began to panic, “Shit Alex. He’s coming over here, what do I do?”

“Do you want to talk to him?”

You shook your head no.

“Then kiss me”

“What!? Why w-”

 “Kiss me so he sees, idiot. Let’s make that asshole jealous, yeah?”

“Uhm ok.. but-” 

Before you could finish stalling out of nervousness, Alex grabbed your face and planted his lips on yours. The kiss was sweet at first, but quickly (and unexpectedly) turned into one so hot and full of passion that you were gasping for air by the time you parted. You momentarily forgot about your stupid ex until you turned your head and saw him rushing away in the opposite direction from you.

You turned back to Alex, “That was go-thank you for that” You stuttered out awkwardly. You knew Alex had to be a good kisser, but you never knew he was going to be that good.

“No problem. That’s what friends are for” he replied with fake nonchalance.

“So… want to do it again?”

“Yes please”