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Jonny and the heads + more doodles!
#reupload#sapphire heartverse#jojo's bizarre adventure#jonathan's head#erina's head#alessi the bully#steely dan the bully#zeppeli's head#speedwagon's head#ghiaccio the bubbletea shop owner#sorbet and gelato the heckling heads#okuyasu my son#vanilla my sweet#vanilla ice jjba#tipvans#digital art#doodle#okuyasu the bro
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@ironleonine said: kisses cheek ( mariah ) / kneeling ( oingo ) / shaking while kneeling ( alessi )
❝ how nice to see my servants in their rightful places, ❞ he boasts, painfully nudging a trembling alessi with his shoe. ❝ oops. ❞
#ironleonine#// verse iv. behold the world#// even dio dislikes alessi 😭 he can’t help but bully him
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ironleonine asked: ❛ i'll make you regret the day you were born. ❜ ( alessi )
* ― 𝑯𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑳𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
"You must really want to be sent flying again, don't you? I'll tell you what.." She placed her hand on the top of his head and not so gently grabbed his hair, "If you leave right now, I won't call Polnareff and you won't have to deal with us double teaming you again."
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one of my f/os – Alessi from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure – has a great potential for some kodocon. maybe even non-con.
like, his stand ability is literally REGRESSING PEOPLE'S AGE. the protagonists turned into literal kids in that episode!
plus Alessi is sadistic af, he canonically enjoys being sadistic especially with children – weak people in general, he loves bullying weaker people. idk if he's canonically a kodocon but i don't think so, since in the beginning of the episode Alessi appears he. he kicks a child. and he tries to KILL a child. so yes, i think he might actually DESPISE kids.
but still, imagining him turning my self-insert into a little girl and abusing her doesn't sound bad actually...
Alessi my beloved...
ive never seen jjba
#proship#comship#problematic#proshippers please interact#profic#proship please interact#proshipping#comshipper#proselfshipper#antis dni#proship safe#pro shipping#proselfship#proship selfship#proshipper safe#proshippers are valid#darkship#darkshipping#self ship#selfship#self ship community#selfship community#selfshipping#self shipper#self shipping#selfship proship#proselfshipping
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@sapphire-heart-tippy @jjbafan240
Vanilla: "Of course there's Mr. Jojo, also his wife Erina, his two friends Zeppeli and Speedwagon, Speedwagon's two partners-in-crime Tattoo and Kempo, that demanding brat Straizo and his friend Dire, those three bullies Steely Dan, Alessi and Mariah, the boyfriend couple Squalo and Tiziano, the other boyfriend couple Sorbet and Gelato, Doppio after he was split from Diavolo, Jojo Junior's late buddy Caesar, Kira and his sworn enemy Kosaku and last but not least two newcomers Mr. Jojo's dad George the First and Mr. Jojo's son George the Second. That makes...*counts for a while*...twenty-one living severed heads?!"
Tippy: "Oh boy. Looks like Mr. Dio's made a little collection at this point!"
Vanilla: "It seemed at first Sire's attempts to resurrect fallen folks from his past were failed incomplete attempts...but at this point it seems he's doing it intentionally now. He seems to find their antics and humiliating struggles entertaining."
George the First: "ENTERTAINING?! After I took that ungrateful boy in like a son of mine?"
George the Second: "Hop along, Pops, there's a bright side to everything! At least I get to meet Joseph who never knew his dad! And he gets to meet you too!"
Caesar: "I can assure you, he doesn't live up to the hype."
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Changed up Katherine’s bio just a lil bit. Mostly just changed her last name and brought her in to show up earlier. She’s gonna cause trouble in Kolkata right before Hol Horsey does!
Name: Katherine Layna Staley
Namesake: Layne Staley (Alice in Chains) ; Katherine the great
Nicknames: Wallflower, witch, dear child, Kit Kat, Kat, Kathie(don’t call her that)
Age: 20
Birthday: June 30th
Height: 5’5
Weight: 200
Handness: left
Race: Caucasian ; Irish
Hometown: Connacht, Ireland
Sexual and/or Romantic Identity: Demisexual Demiromantic
People they like: People who aren’t overly loud. She wants a partner who has a polite, quiet, or laid back demeanor. She can’t handle being with someone who is overly opinionated or rude. She likes people who are open minded and are accepting of others. She loves people with a sense of humor. Being part of the SDC opened her up and was able to show her true self- not the manufactured self that DIO wanted.
People they hate: People who are too loud, arrogant, or obnoxious.
Dreams for the future: She wants to be a paranormal investigator and have a partner that will travel the world with her experiencing all kinds of different cultures together and making happy memories.
Relationships(name a person that they have a connection to and what their relationship is like[friend, enemy, Ex, current lover, family , etc.]):
Family-
Caitlyn O’Riordan - great great grandmother
Robert E. O. Speedwagon- great great grandfather
Kenneth D. Speedwagon- great grandfather
Valentina Maguire Speedwagon- great grandmother
Elaine Speedwagon Rosen - grandmother
Johan Rosen- grandfather
Alan Staley- father
Alyssa Rosen Staley - mother
Duran Duran- Familiar/ special cat companion
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SDC-
Joseph - grandfather figure
Jotaro - Relatable Neurodivergent friend
Kakyoin - Video Game rivals & friends
Polnareff - Older brother figure
Avdol - soulmate ❤️
Iggy - smells bad and is annoying but still kinda cute / good buddies
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Agents of DIO/Glory Gods-(during fleshbud period)
DIO-main manipulator; bad influence; (manipulating through praise, and financial support)
Tellence- Ex & perverse manipulator
Vanilla- Mental Manipulator (praising desired behavior, heavy persuasion, and submission via drugs or Creams void)
Enya- Bad influence, grandmother figure
Mariah- Friends/friendly coworkers
Midler- friends/friendly coworker
Oingo - friends but bosses him around/ uses him as a translator when outside the mansion
Boingo- friends but expects too much from the child ( drags him around Egypt and expects him to translate everything, and uses his comic to get an advantage on situations)
Hol Horse - friendly coworker/ occasionally teases
Daniel D.- friendly coworker/flirts w/ him to make Tellence angry at him
Nukesaku- bullying victim
Alessi- bullying victim
Centerfold- avoids like the plague (wants to bully but it’s Enyas son)
Quotes:
Pre SDC-
“You know every time you lie your penis gets shorter. I don’t make the rules.”
“Well..? Look at the mess it’s making. It’s so hot out it’s melting too fast. Lick it. You heard me, lick my hand clean before it gets all sticky from the melted ice cream . Duran can’t do it, he’s lactose intolerant. Make my hand squeaky clean now ~ tastes good doesn’t it? Good boy Terry~”
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SDC-
“Welcome to my deadly eatery Joestar and company. I’m Katherine and this is my mucker Duran. It’s so lovely to see you stick it out so far enough to make it to Kolkata. Alas, this is where your journey ends. I’m not in the mood to really kill today *yawn* so I have a nice chai brewed specially made for ya that will take you out quickly and painlessly. Be a dear and take yourselves out so I don’t have to. Thanks a million.”
“Please…get. This. Thing. Out. Of. Me. I don’t want to be a puppet anymore… *hic* *sniff* I am so ‘fraid. … … ok. I trust you. I’ll let go. Just get this out of me no matter what. I'd rather die than be DIOs servant.”
“In London they’d call you a loo licker.”
“We’re in a dream together..? Uh… that’s no good. Why? Well… it’s because I’m prone to nightmares kaky-boy.”
“Make him pay. PISS IN HIS MOUTH.”
“Oh hey Av, You’re back! I mis-I mean it’s good to see you again!”
“So in your culture you live quite modestly. Have you ever had a shift before, hm? Oh you know—makin out! Haha calm down Grá, I’m jus coddin ya.”
“The Luna cat pajamas stayin on when we bangin’. And that’s that. “
“…Hey! That guy is givin me Deja Vu. You should kick his ass to be safe.”
#jjba#my ocs#jjba oc#jojo oc x canon#jjba oc x canon#jjba pt 3 oc#jojo pt 3 oc#jjba sdc x oc#jjba sdc oc
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oh my gosh... i wish Alessi said those things to me...♡
there's also some voicelines of him from that pitter-patter-pop game (found those voicelines on the jojo's bizarre encyclopedia site), the first two lines it's just him being insane but the last one... oh he sounded so hot... i wish Alessi taunted me, bullied me even...
#heartfelt melancholy#𝄞 leave me in the dark#jjba proship#alessi jjba#proship#proselfship#oc x canon#yumejoshi#proshippers please interact#proship safe#antis dni#antis do not interact#anti anti
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Landot: an essay 🪐💥
Contains manga spoilers for the later chapters
Also some head canons and basically how I interpret them
@silvercrane14 here’s the aforementioned ramble
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「自古紅藍出CP」
Is a saying which basically means “Red & Blue make the perfect couple, ever since the beginning of time” and it’s true.
In terms of character and colourisation, red and blue typically stand to be opposites of each other, their characters reflect that as well in their personalities. Red and blue characters turn couples tend to also always start off as enemies, or at least some sort of rivalry, before they get to know more about the other and develop the enemies to friends to lovers arc.
Colouration of these traits are usually found in a character’s colour scheme, and is especially obvious in Lance and Dot in MASHLE as both their hair and eye colour are of their respective colours, blue and red.
(I have no idea how Komodo colours his characters, but the blue and red in their respective characters are especially prominent.)
Dot Barrett is hot-headed, a bit too cocky and loud for his own good but still a good kid who stands up for what he thinks is right (suffering from main character syndrome, more on that in another post lol); Lance Crown is cool, a pretty boy character who’s powerful and uses this power to help others as the team mom (values his sister above all else , weird but respectable once you understand how close he was to losing the person who he shares unconditional sibling love with)
Dot hates all pretty boys (Lance) and Lance despises rude boors (Dot), setting the stage for the rivalry between the two early on in the story.
Lance has announced that him and Mash were rivals even earlier on after their fight, but to me, this rivalry is more of a friendly rivalry one sided rivalry than true rivalry, as their rivalry stems from them fighting for the same goal rather than unconditional hatred. Plus, LanDot rivalry seems more mutual, something that needn’t be announced and stems from the soul, appearing solely for the fact that they are incompatible, yet in the end they still find a compromise but that might just be my delusions. Of course, both rivalries have underlying friendship between them, they are a group of friends after all.
Prominent LanDot interactions in the story line would be their first meeting(CH18), baby fight(CH64),training arc(103?) , and Endgame fight (122). But besides these, they’ve been shown fighting in the background sometimes ( dumbasses fight in the ED)
SO lets start with the prominent points first
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Chapter 64. Dot, Lance and how babies are made ( sus title but ok)
During the fight with Sitter Baby, who’s basically Alessi’s stand Sethan from JJBA pt.3, Sitter deages Dot into an adorable bb. With limited magic as a baby, Dot reluctantly finds Lance for help, in which was can see that Lance is just fucking pissed at Dot for turning into a baby. Thinking that Dot turned into a baby as a prank at a time of love and war and having the audacity to think that Dot is annoying to look at, we know that the loathing is actually very much mutual. Comparing how he reacts to Dot with how he reacts to Mash, Lemon or Finn when they want his help shows that this dynamic is unique to them. Dot also comes to realise just how powerful Lance actually is.
This establishes the enemy part in enemies to friends to lovers
Chapter 103. The Training Arc
Lance wants to get strong for the endgame fight and for his sister, in which Dot follows because why not.
(I’m not sure if Wahlberg especially assigned them to work together or if Lance just went to find Wahlberg for training and Dot came with)
During the training arc, they train under No.1 Mash Bully, Orter Mádl, who throws our boys into shadow realm with water for basic sustenance, where they are forced to train together despite each other’s dismay. Dot had briefly considered actually working together but Lance being stubborn and self reliant makes it hard, Lance being naturally stronger than Dot , having the whole world on the line of course makes it understandable on why he considers Dot to be dragging him down ( mean, but ok??)
A mini speech from Dot on how he’d die than be a baggage to anyone seems to cause Lance to set aside their differences and actually train together.
Lance still doesn’t trust Dot to not drag him down but their bond has still somewhat strengthened in learning how to fight together, a little bit of the friends to lovers bit but mostly still enemies.
Orter sees himself and his junior in them multiple times throughout, I will expand on this later.
Chapter 114. Entering Endgame
Entering the final arc and deciding who fights who, we get plenty silly interactions and a hint towards who and what caused Anna to lose her magic
Lances fear of ghosts and bugs, and Dot’s bright idea to head but him into a wall.
Lance knowing that one of the brothers may be directly responsible to his sisters illness makes him not want to work with Dot, despite their training together, now with his sister directly on the line he’d risk nothing to get his revenge. 3rd brother, Epidermis the pudding cult leader, is the one behind Annas illness and who they fight against. Dot has tea with Epididmus before it was revealed how hes the one behind this. The boys argue :(
Chapter 122. Ultimate Proof that LanDot is canon
Enemies to friends to lovers speedrun
Lance pushes Dot away more to fully avenge his sister himself, again, his sister is above all else to Lance , hes not risking Dot, the guy that just took a bite of poison pudding so recklessly, to drag him down. He NEEDS to win, NEEDS to beat the fuck out of Epidem.
But to finally be able to confront the person responsible for stealing his only joy of this world from him, he’s overwhelmed with anger and unable to summon his thirds, Nemesis. When the condition of his sister is revealed to both Epipen and Dot , Epithelial builds a fake Anna with reference from the pendant, taunts Lance and Dot cant just stand there anymore despite their previous discourse, rushing up from where he stood to steal the Anna pendant back.
“We’re friends.” And with a slap to Lances face , he stops being stubborn and fights with, then alongside Dot.
Friends,now onto lovers
With Dot having slapped him out of his dumbassery, he summons his thirds in whole, a shit ton of black holes making Epipi intimidated into also summoning his thirds, sailor moon Sisyphus. Having to fight against a machine gun would be hard for most teens, Lance is able to use the black holes to absorb and dodge the bullets but Dot is still a one liner, there’s only so much he can hold off. Casting syphilis to end the weaker one (Dot) off,
Lance jumps in front of the finishing blow to protect
Dot
Yes he hates him , despises him even. Loud, crude, Dot is the most annoying person hes ever had the displeasure of meeting.
But
For some reason his body decided to move on its own,
And its up to Dot now to finish it all…
A foolish choice really, letting the weaker one survive? Why?
Seeing his homie sacrifice himself for his sake, Dot goes sicko mode and swears to kill Epidem hundredfold (my boy is so good at maths)
From machine guns to a whole Arsenal, he really just started blasting before Sissy burns into crisp
Dot goes to check on Lance, an emotional questioning of why hed sacrifice himself before Lance tells him to shut the fuck up and that he has Anna pins to protect him. Some mangas got plot armour, we get sister pin armour.
Now I’m going to ramble about this scene now and why there’s got to be some sort of love
Fellas, is it straight to die for someone you hate?
We’ve see early on how Lance usually thinks of Anna before taking action, even in battle, and obviously the self sacrifice is a heat in the moment decision.
But id like to argue that this means Dot bypassed the Anna protocol. You’d think Anna wouldn’t like Lance fighting someone for no reason and would definitely disapprove of his constant quarrels with Dot, right? Even when he was out fighting bullies when he was young there was a net gain even if Anna gets worried. Lance fighting Dot despite these factors, there’s only a net loss in them fighting yet he still does it , makes Dot an exception to the brain Anna protocol.
And that’s saying a lot with how he puts his sister to such a high calibre .
These fools bring out the worst in each other when they fight( jealousy and stubbornness) but also the best in each other when they fight together (teamwork, motivation and stability)
Lance is finally able to confront the person responsible for stealing his only joy, yet he throws it all away, for… Dot?
Epidem considers killing Dot to get at least the weaker one out of the way, yet Lance jumps in front to prevent his demise. Dot is weaker than Lance, and Lance is so close to avenging his sister, letting Dot die would mean he wouldn’t drag him down anymore and would allow Lance to achieve his goal easier. Lance shielding Dot, preventing him from dying ,essentially throws away all Lance has worked for.
He believes Dot will drag him down before the fight and reluctance to work with Dot shows that he believes Dot is still weaker than him, and that he doesn’t know about Dot’s trump card the Ira Kreuz. (Only Finn and Mash has seen Ira Kreuz Dot in action, lack of trust in Dot’s strength might mean either he doesn’t know it or that he can rely on it)
Which makes it even irrational on Lance’s part.
If Lance, the stronger one, dies, what hope is there for Dot to succeed? For all he knows, success lies solely on his shoulders only, and maybe maybe with Dot too, who’s said he’d rather die than be a burden, so why sacrifice success over some chump you hate, burdening you down from an epic win? Keep in mind the wrath he has on Epidem, if Dot fails, there’s no cure for his sister, the world may continue to lay in chaos, there’s no backup plan like with the waiting-for-Mash-to-wake-up-fight later, even if Dot survives, how long can he survive for? There’s unconditional trust in that sacrifice.
On the off chance that Lance knew of this trump card before hand, I highly doubt that Lance planned this all out to pretend to die in Dot’s arms just to trigger the Ira Kreuz, because that’d be kinda fucked and a bit out of character…
The gay-ass monologue seems to have come from the heart and there’s no way his sister pins actually prevented him from becoming Swiss cheese. If hed taken the sister pins into account, he wouldn’t let Dot get too worried and say something ambiguous like “its up to you now”, some Romeo Juliet shit.
But what about Lances self sacrificing spree later?
Lance later goes on to actively risk his life for Ochoa and Mash, the latter turning him into a clock with the seconds hand piercing through him, its what Anna would’ve wanted him to do, he says.
Through this journey hes learnt the power of friendship and is integrating it into fights. We know hed risk himself for the greater good, but never as extreme as this, so even if you don’t agree with on the love aspect, you’ve gotta agree that something clicked in him in almost seeing Dot die ( and how its reflex to go and save him)
Risking his life for Mash and Ochoa is a conscious decision, I don’t think this is the same for Dot.
I actually think he thinks hes about to die in the Epidem fight
While both the fight with IZ and Epidem is important to Lance, both basically meaning the entire world to him, you’re telling me he can stay conscious with a minute hand pierced through him but cant stay conscious for an attack that didn’t hurt him as much??
I believe that after his gay-ass monologue where he borderline confesses, he actually wanted to die but cant, so he’s taking every opportunity to do it now/j
Parallel between LanDot and the dynamic between Orter and his nameless junior
In the Orter fight chapter, his backstory is reveal in which he also had a spikey teethed zigzaggy mark friend ,junior,that’s also way too hot-blooded for his own good. Which is what triggers normally cold blooded deadpan Orter to soften on the two during training arc, especially Dot.
Strong prideful bastards with their silly spikey companions, you can see how Orter and his junior mirrors Lance and Dot respectively in design, at least Dot with Junior. Of course, their personalities and goals differ but its a similar dynamic, similar enough for Orter to reminiscent about his late junior, who sacrificed himself for the greater good.
In the backstory,Orter, who usually doesn’t care about anything but his needs, unwilling to put in more efforts given the imbalance of quantity return, eventually starts to actually put effort into his job after juniors constant nagging. There’s less fighting going on between them, but the silly one eventually brings out something better in the prideful one.
Amongst the corrupted magic world of Mashle, its rare to see an actual police conduct justice, junior tries his best to conduct justice by the rules but ends up dying in his pursuit of Domina. Becoming a Divine Visionary, Orter takes juniors last words to heart and reinforces everything with law and order (I’m sure killing magicless kids isn’t what junior had in mind though) DVs have great political influence, to use this influence to just follow through on what your bestie believed in shows just how much his passing affected him.
While, unlike Lance, Orter had no other friends besides his junior, not even mentioning his brother once, if Lance had to witness Dot die like how junior did, it’d be devastating to him
Honestly, i just think having a parallel to LanDot supports my statement already.
Conclusion
To me, there’s something inherently special about these two’s relationship, whether it be the enemies to friends to lovers speedrun or dynamic parallel, they complete each other despite constant arguing. There will be many pretty boys and there will be many hot blooded sillies, but the underlying fondness and care they share. As a pair acknowledged by an official double sided pillow , LanDot is my favourite ship in Mashle
#dot barrett#lancedot#landot#lance crown#mashle#essay#long post#LanDot is canon in my brain#mashle magic and muscles#anime spoilers#manga spoilers#lance x dot
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Reg!Alessi and reg!Dio dont like eachother becuz they bully each othwr but they also are best friends they cuddle up during nap time...
They're doing that just for being warm during a nap mind you >:( it's not like they're secretly besties or anything....
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I LOVE ALESSI!!!!!! Have you done what he'd look for in a significant other vs what he needs yet?? I don't know if you're still taking those but I'm curious about your opinion!!
im pretty sure I haven't ??? At least, i dont rememeber doing one for him
I think the kind of thing alessi would go for initally is anything that makes him feel superior, so ideally he wants a prize or shiny toy he can flaunt and rub in over peoples faces. He's not really thinking in terms of personaility or personhood in general, just what he can gain from it and possibly whatever would challenge him. He's such a spineless wimp that the mere suggestion of disagreement is enough to have him running away, and his fear is exactly why he remains single for so long (among other things...)
Techincally what he needs is someone that will stand besides him as an equal, but he will fight against it as much as he can before his cowardliness wins over. He really cant have a partner that will take the reins on what goes on, but he does need to learn how to equalize control. Assuming he's meant to parody that sort of school yard bully trope, he really needs someone who "understands him" and will be patient with him as need be. He doesn't need a mommy though, that most definitely the last thing he wants.
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Hammerhead Shark!Alessi | General
Hello I’ve made the executive decision that AUs get a genre change. Sharklessi is gonna be surf rock — at least until I can find some really good Lebanese music with beach vibes. Dick Dale’s fitting enough though since he’s uh,, Lebanese Original pic: (X)
Since I have a trend of continually dying and coming back for a month but then only posting at like,, buttfuck early in the morning, I hope you don’t mind me tagging :>>> @shaylistic @viridisvilla
Alessi is a bit small for a great hammerhead, but that doesn’t stop him from bullying what he considers punier merfolk (even then, he’s still decently larger than other species). Typically, he’ll go after eels, squids, smaller sharks but his range is wide enough to encompass anything that’s smaller than him
Although, resulting from his size, he elects to stray away from most other hammerheads; of course, with the exception of smaller classifications
Originally from the Levantine Sea, there really isn’t much restriction as to where he will or won’t turn up. While he’s against change, Alessi hangs around wherever he can and at least grab something to eat albeit if the conditions are similar enough to home
Regardless of never having contact with humans, he’s terrified of them and being beached is easily his worst nightmare. He’s heard plenty of stories from others and above all else would abhor being stuck on a beach surrounded by people. So, Alessi tends not to swim too close to the coast. Though, on several occasions he’ll people-watch from a decent distance near bay areas and even trail behind ships if curious enough
Though, if spotted by anyone aboard he’ll immediately cower and duck under the waves until deeming it safe to resurface
On some few occasions he’s been caught lurking behind, from a distance especially, he’s been mistaken for someone overboard — which wasn’t at all helped by his incessant flailing once noticed. Attempted rescue usually ensues, followed by a thorough scan of the area, maybe a bold sailor vying to jump overboard in an effort to drag him over
From his people-watching, he’s fostered a resentment for children. Children bothering innocent beach-goers; children squabbling over a beach ball; children ruining rigs on a sailing trip; children thoughtlessly throwing things over and into the sea which is readily swiped and gladly taken
Though, nothing could really compare with his hatred for bombastic, arrogant teenagers, especially teens doing whatever “beach hijinks” that typically come next or them venturing to throw stones once noticing him lurking
#Soll writes#Alessi#Alessi jjba#Alessi jojo#headcanon#Sharklessi#Jjba#Hammerhead Shark!Alessi#Listen it was a lot harder than it should have been to pick one Dick Dale song#@ first I thought one with really obvious Middle Eastern influence but at the same time “Shake N’ Stomp” has always had me in a chokehold
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HNGHHH so i saw on your carrd Mariah among "enemy f/os" alongside Alessi and Steely Dan and I couldn't resist lmao
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
Also Alessi's hair is cracking me up aaauugh! I love this!!
#ask tippy#jonathan's head#alessi the bully#steely dan the bully#mariah the bully#(also just letting you all know- don't kill off kakyoin or headify him-#-kakyoin is a demon trying to take over the world and everyone calls him -kursedyoin-)#(all of the enemy f/os are jokes!! i used to find them annoying but I don't actually hate them- and i don't hate you if you like them!)
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it's called tough love, gang.
#i love him to death he is a good and fun and amazing character i will die on that hill#but i also have every right to bully him. with affectionate intent ofc#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#sdc#alessi#jjba alessi#chouchou arts#stardust crusaders
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Alessi mutual,.,.,..,.., even before you actually simped for him
ALESSI MUTUAL?? AAAA I LOVE IT
He’s great. He’s so great.
I remember still really really liking him before I started simping. Looking back, I’m 99.9% sure that I was in denial, especially since I didn’t want to admit liking jingle man to my friends
#Ask#Yeager m#They gave Dan a pass#But Alessi??#Ohdear#Whdbddbd stg I never hear the end of it#But it’s fun tho. Bullying your friends is fun#Besides. It’s not like I try getting back at them or anything :))))#PLEASE one of them keeps calling Lessi RICKETY and I loose it every timeeeeee#Aahaahshsn and OH the attempts at gushing to them#Jjba#Alessi
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Rey Hamato
Rey holds the title of being Donnie’s first successful clone. She was given over to her dad and became his pride and joy. Rey took the ways of the Hamato very seriously and trained consistently with her dad and uncle Leo. She especially enjoyed learning from her grandfather Splinter. Aside from her strict ninja training, Rey spent her days organizing her rather huge closet and browsing through fashion blogs. She could do all the sweating and ninja stuff but she was also going to look good doing it.
GENERAL
birth name. rey yue hamato nicknames. - date of birth. april 26 age. 24 gender. cis female pronouns. she/her powers. mystic abilities through her weapons, super strength species ( if not human / mortal ). half mutant turtle, half human sexuality. bisexual place of birth. new york, new york current residence. elias, california occupation. works at her Uncle Mikey’s pizza shop
APPEARANCE
height. 5′10 build. toned hair colour/style. brown curls eye colour. hazel piercings. ears tattoos. none notable markings. scars from training and fighting glasses/contacts? no faceclaim. zendaya voiceclaim. zendaya
HEALTH
physical ailments. none allergies. none sleeping habits. has a healthy sleeping cycle, good for her eating habits. not picky body temperature. never hot or cold dominant hand. right drugs / smoke / alcohol? no / no / no
PERSONALITY
positive traits. genuine, supportive, confident, caring, decisive, respectful negative traits. stubborn, doubtful, impatient, over-bearing, self-isolating likes. training, animals, studying, working out routines to her busy schedule, helping her dad in the garden, drinking tea while reading, working out, doing her makeup and getting ready every morning dislikes. her schedule getting disrupted, arguing over things that don’t matter, bullies, sweating in the summer, having to explain herself a million times, lorena blatantly ignoring her bad habits. isolates when upset
RELATIONSHIPS
father. raphael hamato mother. n/a siblings. no children. no birth order. only child significant others. n/a closest friends. hamato cousins, ada teague, alessi paguro-scorfano, kinsley lightfoot, nina mcqueen, athena mcqueen, saskia santucci, i hope it didn’t forget anyone
TESTS
zodiac sign. taurus mbti. istj temperament. sanguine hogwarts house. gryffindor moral alignment. lawful good
SKILLS AND STATS
languages spoken. english, japanese, and working on spanish drive? yes jump start a car? yes change a flat tire? yes ride a bicycle? yes swim? yes play an instrument? yes, flute play chess? yes braid hair? yes tie a tie? yes pick a lock? yes sew? yes
compassion. 10/10.
empathy. 10/10.
creativity. 4/10.
mental flexibility. 6/10.
passion. 10/10.
luck. 7/10.
motivation. 10/10.
education. 8/10.
intelligence. 7/10.
charisma. 8/10.
reflexes. 10/10.
willpower. 10/10.
stamina. 10/10.
physical strength. 10/10.
battle skill. 10/10.
initiative. 10/10.
restraint. 4/10.
strategy. 7/10.
team work. 10/10.
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Alessi was the guy that was so insecure, he literally bullied kids. And he turned that woman who took care of Polnareff into a fetus because he's trash. Oh and his Stand's a shadow
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