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[anythingsamandcolby]

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[goonass87]

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[thelioncourts]

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[whoop-whoop-grocket-blog]

Groot Translations (pt 8)

Rocket: Alright, first you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it.

Groot's Brain: ('kay.)

Rocket: Then you push THIS button which will give you 5 minutes to get out of there.

Groot's Brain: (Sweet.)

Rocket: NOw whatever you do, DON'T PUSH THIS BUTTON. 'Cuz that will set off the bomb immediately and we'll all be dead!

Groot's Brain: (Shit.)

Rocket: Repeat back what I just said.

Groot's Brain: AH FUCK I FORGOT WHAT HE SAID UM ALERTALERTALERT TIME TO PANIC WAIT DONT PANIC JUST PLAY IT COOL YOU GOT THIS

Groot: I am Groot. (This switch.)

Rocket: Mhm.

Groot: I am Groot. (This switch.)

Rocket: That's right.

Groot's Brain: AH SHIT WHICH ONE WAS THE BUTTON LEFT OR RIGHT, I THINK IT'S LEFT...wait which is left and which is right...you know what? FUCK IT

Groot: *points to the death button* I am Groot! (THIS BUTTON.)

Rocket: NO! No, that's the button that will kill everyone! Try again!

Groot's Brain: Well shit, dad, how am I supposed to tell the difference THEY LOOK THE FUCKING SAME YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY EVEN PUT AN INSTANT DEATH BUTTON IN THE FIRST PLACE

Groot: Hm...I am Groot? (This switch?)

Rocket: Mhm.

Groot: I am Groot? (This switch?)

Rocket: Uhuh.

Groot's Brain: AH FUCK I FORGOT WHICH BUTTON IT WAS JESUS CHRIST WHY DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN OF A LOG YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Groot: *points to the fucking death button again* I am Groot! (THIS BUTTON.)

Rocket: No! THat is exactly what you just said, how is that even possible! Which is the button you're supposed to press, point to it!

Groot's Brain: SHIT I FORGOT AGAIN WHY DO I HAVE A MIND OF AN OLD HAG

Groot: *points to the death button AGAIN*

Rocket: NO!

Groot's Brain: I hate myself

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[democrackz]

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[cynii]

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[vefromla]

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[jowiarbona]

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[whoop-whoop-grocket-blog]

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[whoisrhyscharlot-blog]

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[runyousillydetective]

MY 9 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST ASKED WHAT EROTIC MEANT

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!!!

[mrysrz]

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