#alec penkala

[thecatwhosavedbooks]

Roe: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Babe: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Guarnere: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Babe, learn to listen.

Skip: What if it bites itself and I die?

Luz: That’s voodoo.

Penkala: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Babe: That’s correlation, not causation.

Skip: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Luz: That’s kinky.

Roe: Oh my God.