#alberta wesker

[victor-the-vampire]

I wanted to draw some of my resident evil headcannons so here they are! Along with a small ship chart for the polycule of doom! Also a friendly reminder of plus sized Karl, thats all :D

[EDIT: I realized I forgot to put Ethan under Krausers partners I'm sorry 😭]

[cenorii]

[Fem] Chrisker

Christine, who just got into S.T.A.R.S., and Alberta, her captain

Wesker is a single mom with a daughter named Jane. Christine likes to spend time with her when Alberta is busy.

[paranormeow7]

Ok here it is

Ok so . Alberta Weezer. HAKLRJTLKA

Cw ahead of time for anyone else for child abuse n inhumane experiments death everything in that range basically . Also this is obviously abridged I'm one autisitc cat speaking take this all with some salt and homosexuality

Ok so <3 Albert Wesker !! To start off things there's the umbrella corporation, which is a pharmaceutical company started by a few guys but most notable rn is Spencer. As expected by a giant company they're fucking Evil Actually and Spencer strives to find out how to become immortal ! Fun. He discovers a virus that can grant someone super powers basically, if they survive it. It has a VERY low chance of not killing it's host and even if it doesn't it almost always leads to the subject being terminally ill. So ofc he decides the best way to test this out is to kidnap a bunch of kids based on their genes (basically set to be super smart from birth or whatever) and raise them to be perfect. The top 13 kids from this program, which while not gone into detail in canon is implied to be.. as bad as you'd expect and Albert's hatred of Spencer says a lot too BUT back to the virus shit. As a late teen Albert and his adoptive sister, Alex, who was also part of the experiment are against their will injected with the progenitor virus.

Albert and Alex are the only kids to survive the virus, Alex is left terminally ill and Albert... Is a success. For note Alex was the top in the project, Albert was the second. Wesker also isn't their real last name, project Wesker is where he gets his last name from as they gave all the kids that last name. ANYWAY after this, Albert having gotten a degree in virology by this point at the age of 17 because he's a super smart guy, he's then taken to study at the umbrella training facility up in the Appalachian mountains while Alex stays and works close with Spencer.

The head of the facility is fucking horrible, Dr Marcus experiments on his own students in. Very very horrible ways. Iron maidens, gas chambers, dissections, anything to study the way the body reacts to the new virus he created from the one Albert was given.. the T Virus. Albert is spared mostly from these experiments as he is deemed important to umbrella and made a head researcher by Marcus ! Along side other child prodigy William Birkin :] !! William is Albert's one friend ever basically, they meet at the facility and remain friends up until well. We'll get there. There's also only one bedroom for the chief researchers which is really suspicious what do u mean Capcom gay p

ANYWAY! Eventually Spencer gets too worried about Marcus betraying him and hires him to be assassinated and William and Albert r like ^^ yahoo yippie!!!!!!!!!! And participate in it and watch him die and everything but it's resident evil so he doesn't stay dead. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT RN William takes his research on the T virus and him and Albert go to work at umbrella for reals this time as the facility is shut down.

They work together, making plans to betray umbrella together. William creates his own virus, the G virus, and Albert goes undercover in the local cities police station as the captain of their special unit STARS. Wesker skips around with his team and they're silly and he says he never cared for them but he's really bad at showing that then HAKFJSKSN. Eventually Wesker goes through with his side of the plan, leading STARS back to the old mansion to test out the T virus's power and see if the monsters it creates can best military trained personal. William meanwhile is still perfecting G.

Things however don't go as planned because Wesker for Some Reason decides not to kill Chris Jill and Rebecca and instead leads them around and monologues to them at the end and Chris calls him pathetic it's super funny. Wesker gets pissed at being called out on his pathetic behavior and releases the T virus's greatest creation, a Tyrant. However the tyrant turns on him, impaling him and flinging him across the room.

There Albert is left assumed dead but thanks to his silly little virus he doesn't die. Chris and co kill the tyrant and escape while Wesker starts his recovery and.. gasps... His eyes turn orange and his pupils change to cat puipls. Catboy time I guess. Umbrella found out his ass was betraying them and locks him out and is SUPER pissed. This leads to them also finding out about Williams side of the coin, which leads to his assassination like.. two weeks later I believe.

That is when re2 happens aka the racoon city outbreak because Birkin spills evil virus chemicals everywhere after he's shot HEOTJSKA oops ! He also, before he dies, injects himself with the G virus in hopes he'll survive... He is not compatible. Williams body is slowly overcome with flesh and bone and muscle and eventually his body is no longer even visible in the mass of flesh. Its unknown how long he was sentient during this, but eventually he is for sure dead.

During all the chaos of this, near the end of things Wesker saves agent Ada Wong from death and offers her to work for him again, as she was his spy already, and she says yes. They leave racoon city before it's nuked due to the unstoppable zombie outbreak, and this begins Weskers real supervillain bitch arc.

Next game in his timeline is code Veronica but I haven't finished that game yet so I don't know everything oops ! Him and Chris fist fight though and he gets burned at the end and laughs evily and skips off I know that .

After that he shows up again in re4, where he's not actually there but cameos through phone calls with Ada as she works to get him a sample of the plagas parasite for his evil plans. In the original re4 he also has Leon Kennedys crazy (ex) old co worker working for him but in the remake Krauser works for the cult so shrugs pick ur poison. Either way, Ada ends up betraying him because she kinda goes ok ur a little crazy dude . And like yeah no shit . HELFKDPALALB he's pissed but like oh well he makes do

Now we get to his last game he shows up in re5 which I .also haven't finished HAODKGPSJALA THSRES A LOT OF GAME S but I do know a lot of what happens. Kinda. Wesker kills Spencer at the bastards mansion, but not after Spencer tells him Wesker was never important and was simply a stepping stone in Spencer's plans to become a god and that his ideals and plans were all his instilled at a young age into him. Wesker gets pissed and rips his heart out mortal combat style and then Chris and Jill show up and are like CUNT !! BIYCJ!!! and they fight Jill shoves Wesker out a window and they both fly out into the ocean sad anyway cut uh sometime later. Ofc they're both alive and Wesker has Jill working for him now as he plans to release the virus HE created the oroborus virus in his plans to basically kill everyone who isn't compatible with the virus because ? Idk tbh he's just having a hashtag girl moment idk man . There's also excella who is his right hand but she wants him really badly but he does Not like her back at all the scenes r so awkward I hate it

Anyway yeah as expected Chris shows up they have their weird gay fights and banter and all that, Chris and Jill stop his stupid plan and he gets super pissed and fuses with oroborus himself and attacks them. They end up in a volcano ? Idk how Chris punches bolders n shit in there and they knock Wesker into the lava at some point and he's like uhm this won't kill me and they're like ok and blow him up with rocket launchers THE END ding dong the bitch is dead . He is actually dead this time, sadly, because he's a fun and also funny villain .

Good lord I'm so sorry this is so much does this even make sense ? I don't know. <3 it's funny though and was written while I was half awake

no this makes sense thank you for enlightening me <3 wesker is so silly i love him

[silvcrignis]

“They call me Alberta Canada because the pussy game icy.” -“Alberta” Wesker while really drunk at some point, probably

[down-thedrain]

Ok so . Alberta Weezer. HAKLRJTLKA

Cw ahead of time for anyone else for child abuse n inhumane experiments death everything in that range basically . Also this is obviously abridged I'm one autisitc cat speaking take this all with some salt and homosexuality

Ok so <3 Albert Wesker !! To start off things there's the umbrella corporation, which is a pharmaceutical company started by a few guys but most notable rn is Spencer. As expected by a giant company they're fucking Evil Actually and Spencer strives to find out how to become immortal ! Fun. He discovers a virus that can grant someone super powers basically, if they survive it. It has a VERY low chance of not killing it's host and even if it doesn't it almost always leads to the subject being terminally ill. So ofc he decides the best way to test this out is to kidnap a bunch of kids based on their genes (basically set to be super smart from birth or whatever) and raise them to be perfect. The top 13 kids from this program, which while not gone into detail in canon is implied to be.. as bad as you'd expect and Albert's hatred of Spencer says a lot too BUT back to the virus shit. As a late teen Albert and his adoptive sister, Alex, who was also part of the experiment are against their will injected with the progenitor virus.

Albert and Alex are the only kids to survive the virus, Alex is left terminally ill and Albert... Is a success. For note Alex was the top in the project, Albert was the second. Wesker also isn't their real last name, project Wesker is where he gets his last name from as they gave all the kids that last name. ANYWAY after this, Albert having gotten a degree in virology by this point at the age of 17 because he's a super smart guy, he's then taken to study at the umbrella training facility up in the Appalachian mountains while Alex stays and works close with Spencer.

The head of the facility is fucking horrible, Dr Marcus experiments on his own students in. Very very horrible ways. Iron maidens, gas chambers, dissections, anything to study the way the body reacts to the new virus he created from the one Albert was given.. the T Virus. Albert is spared mostly from these experiments as he is deemed important to umbrella and made a head researcher by Marcus ! Along side other child prodigy William Birkin :] !! William is Albert's one friend ever basically, they meet at the facility and remain friends up until well. We'll get there. There's also only one bedroom for the chief researchers which is really suspicious what do u mean Capcom gay p

ANYWAY! Eventually Spencer gets too worried about Marcus betraying him and hires him to be assassinated and William and Albert r like ^^ yahoo yippie!!!!!!!!!! And participate in it and watch him die and everything but it's resident evil so he doesn't stay dead. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT RN William takes his research on the T virus and him and Albert go to work at umbrella for reals this time as the facility is shut down.

They work together, making plans to betray umbrella together. William creates his own virus, the G virus, and Albert goes undercover in the local cities police station as the captain of their special unit STARS. Wesker skips around with his team and they're silly and he says he never cared for them but he's really bad at showing that then HAKFJSKSN. Eventually Wesker goes through with his side of the plan, leading STARS back to the old mansion to test out the T virus's power and see if the monsters it creates can best military trained personal. William meanwhile is still perfecting G.

Things however don't go as planned because Wesker for Some Reason decides not to kill Chris Jill and Rebecca and instead leads them around and monologues to them at the end and Chris calls him pathetic it's super funny. Wesker gets pissed at being called out on his pathetic behavior and releases the T virus's greatest creation, a Tyrant. However the tyrant turns on him, impaling him and flinging him across the room.

There Albert is left assumed dead but thanks to his silly little virus he doesn't die. Chris and co kill the tyrant and escape while Wesker starts his recovery and.. gasps... His eyes turn orange and his pupils change to cat puipls. Catboy time I guess. Umbrella found out his ass was betraying them and locks him out and is SUPER pissed. This leads to them also finding out about Williams side of the coin, which leads to his assassination like.. two weeks later I believe.

That is when re2 happens aka the racoon city outbreak because Birkin spills evil virus chemicals everywhere after he's shot HEOTJSKA oops ! He also, before he dies, injects himself with the G virus in hopes he'll survive... He is not compatible. Williams body is slowly overcome with flesh and bone and muscle and eventually his body is no longer even visible in the mass of flesh. Its unknown how long he was sentient during this, but eventually he is for sure dead.

During all the chaos of this, near the end of things Wesker saves agent Ada Wong from death and offers her to work for him again, as she was his spy already, and she says yes. They leave racoon city before it's nuked due to the unstoppable zombie outbreak, and this begins Weskers real supervillain bitch arc.

Next game in his timeline is code Veronica but I haven't finished that game yet so I don't know everything oops ! Him and Chris fist fight though and he gets burned at the end and laughs evily and skips off I know that .

After that he shows up again in re4, where he's not actually there but cameos through phone calls with Ada as she works to get him a sample of the plagas parasite for his evil plans. In the original re4 he also has Leon Kennedys crazy (ex) old co worker working for him but in the remake Krauser works for the cult so shrugs pick ur poison. Either way, Ada ends up betraying him because she kinda goes ok ur a little crazy dude . And like yeah no shit . HELFKDPALALB he's pissed but like oh well he makes do

Now we get to his last game he shows up in re5 which I .also haven't finished HAODKGPSJALA THSRES A LOT OF GAME S but I do know a lot of what happens. Kinda. Wesker kills Spencer at the bastards mansion, but not after Spencer tells him Wesker was never important and was simply a stepping stone in Spencer's plans to become a god and that his ideals and plans were all his instilled at a young age into him. Wesker gets pissed and rips his heart out mortal combat style and then Chris and Jill show up and are like CUNT !! BIYCJ!!! and they fight Jill shoves Wesker out a window and they both fly out into the ocean sad anyway cut uh sometime later. Ofc they're both alive and Wesker has Jill working for him now as he plans to release the virus HE created the oroborus virus in his plans to basically kill everyone who isn't compatible with the virus because ? Idk tbh he's just having a hashtag girl moment idk man . There's also excella who is his right hand but she wants him really badly but he does Not like her back at all the scenes r so awkward I hate it

Anyway yeah as expected Chris shows up they have their weird gay fights and banter and all that, Chris and Jill stop his stupid plan and he gets super pissed and fuses with oroborus himself and attacks them. They end up in a volcano ? Idk how Chris punches bolders n shit in there and they knock Wesker into the lava at some point and he's like uhm this won't kill me and they're like ok and blow him up with rocket launchers THE END ding dong the bitch is dead . He is actually dead this time, sadly, because he's a fun and also funny villain .

Good lord I'm so sorry this is so much does this even make sense ? I don't know. <3

sorry i had to read this like 3 times in order to get it (my reading comprehension is terrible) but holy shit hes a fucked up guy ....... i love that he just has a whole joker arc after his manguy dies i think thats funny. hes so weird

[blackfemmecharacterdependency]

BFCD Black Women in Horror/Monsters & More Masterlist

Black Women in Horror | Final Girls | Slayers | BFCD Monsters & More Masterlists 

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Abbie Mills Sleepy Hollow | Abby Williams Abby 1974 | Abigail Bellweather Motherland: Fort Salem | Abigail Bennett The Vampire Diaries | Adelaide Wilson/Red Us | Alberta Ghosts US | Alexa Woods Alien VS Predator | Alice Autofac, Electric Dreams | Alma Walker American Horror Story: Asylum | Amy Bellafonte The Passage | Akasha Queen of the Damned |  Amanda Fisher Ash VS Evil Dead |  Anacostia Quartermain Motherland: Fort Salem | Angelina Johnson Harry Potter Verse | Aneela Kin Rit Killjoys | Anita Friday the 13th Pt 5: A New Beginning |  Anne Body Bags: The Gas Station | Anne Marie McCoy Candyman | Annie Keller Monsterland | Annie Sawyer Being Human UK | Apocalypta Dead 7 | Annabelle Cane The Magnus Archives | Ariel The Little Mermaid | Aya Al-Rashid The Originals

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Beatrice Bennett The Vampire Diaries |  Belle Fright Night: Part II | Beloved (Book and Movie Beloved) | Bernadette Walsh Candyman | Bertha Van Weld Sanjay and Craig | Betty Resident Evil | Billie Supernatural | Bonnie Bennett The Vampire Diaries | Braeden Teen Wolf | Bree The Vampire Diaries | Brianna Cartwright Candyman Reboot | Brianna Collier Escape Room 2 |  Bubble Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planets |

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Candace Preston Light As a Feather | Carla Spectros | Carmen Eguiluz Always a Witch | Carola Tales from the Darkside: The Movie | Caroline Newcliffe The Beast Must Die | Catarina Loss Shadowhunters | Charvel Bellweather Motherland: Fort Salem | Chocolate Rats Night of Terror | Christine Daae The Phantom of the Opera | Cisely Batiste Eve’s Bayou | Claudette Morel Dead By Daylight | Clementine Chasseur Hemlock Grove | Cleo Sowande Legacies | Cleophas Garroway Shadowhunters | Connie The Walking Dead | Cressida Into the Badlands | Cym The Forsaken | Cynthia Bones |

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Dana Cardinal Welcome to Nightvale | Dead Girl Jessebelle | Death of the Endless Sandman | Detective Evans Chucky | Diane Death Bed | Donna Siren | Donna Chadway Stigmata | Dr. Cushing Tales from the Hood |

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Efiya Kingdom of Souls Series | Ela I AM |  Elizabeth Henshaw The Haunted Mansion | Élodie Rakoto Dead by Daylight | Elphaba Wicked | Elzora Eve’s Bayou | Emily Bennett The Vampire Diaries | Epiphany Proudfoot Angelheart | Evillene The Wiz

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Farah Hauville The Wayhaven Chronicles | Fiji Cavanaugh Midnight, Texas | Fliss Dubois Man of Medan | Freak Bride (Kimmy) The Purge: Election Year | Frey Holland Forspoken | Fringilla Vigo The Witcher 

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Ganja Meda Ganja & Hess | Georgie Barker The Magnus Archives | Gladys Cravitz Chucky | Glinda The Wizard of Oz/Wiz | Grace Creepshow Series: Sibling Rivalry | Grandmother Raised by Wolves |  Gretel Monroe  Shadowhunters

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Hallie McDaniel Scream 2 | Hanna Lovecraft Country | Hannah Grose The Haunting of Bly Manor | Harriet Johnson The House on Skull Mountain | Hermione Granger Weasley  Harry Potter Verse | Hippolyta Freeman Lovecraft Country |

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Izzy Bit |

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Jackie Heath The Devil’s Advocate | Jada Shields Charmed Reboot | Jade Wesker Resident Evil | Jennifer Remming Sweetheart | Jeryline Demon Knight | Jill The Skeleton Key |  Jillian Hope Hodgson Channel Zero: The Dream Door | Jordan Gladwell iZombie | Jungle Julia Death Proof |

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Kachiri Twlight | Kaela Evers Supernova | Karen Jenson Blade | Karla Wilson I Still Know What You Did Last Summer | Kate Wynona Earp | Katrina Vamp | Keisha Taylor Alice Isn’t Dead | Kelly The Walking Dead | Kendra Young Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Kindzi Defiance | Kira The Invitation 2015 | Kitty Ghosts UK | Koster Shocking Dark | Kym Hawkins Legacies |

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Lacey Emery Ash VS Evil Dead | Ladybird Dracula, NBC | Lanaia Shadowhunters | Laney Rucker The Purge: Election Year | Lauren Howell The Day of the Dead TV |  Leeza Scarborough Midnight Mass | Lena Aruza Night of the Cobra Woman | Linda B Emery Ash VS Evil Dead | Lisa Fortier Scream, Blacula, Scream | Lizzie The Perfection | Lorena Christophe The House on Skull Mountain | Lucinda & Melissa Cavender  ABC Family’s Halloween special ‘The Midnight Hour’ | Luisa Manjimbe Mortel |  Lydia Daybreak Paradise Killer

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Macy Vaughn Charmed Reboot | Madame Zeroni Holes | Maddie Bishop Siren | Maeve Millay Westworld | Maia Roberts Shadowhunters | Mama Cecile The Skeleton Key | Maria Trick ‘R Treat | Maria Elkman Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest | Mariana The Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf | Marie Laveau American Horror Story | Marlene The Last of Us | Matty Mereaux Eve’s Bayou | Mazikeen DC Universe | Medusa Greek Mythology | Melanie The Girl with The Gifts | Merrick The Vampire Chronicles: Merrick | Mia Vallens Supernatural | Michonne The Walking Dead | Mileena Mortal Kombat 2021 | Minerva Bellweather Motherland: Fort Salem | Miranda Dubaur Twitches | Miranda Grey Gothika | Miss Cobbs Tales from the Hood | Missouri Moseley Supernatural | Mistress East Emerald City | Misty Carpenter Into the Dark: Crawlers | Mozelle Batiste Delacroix Eve’s Bayou | Ms. Connors Class of 1999

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Nada The Sandman | Nadia Omar Castle Rock | Nari Unfriended: Dark Web | Natalie Gorman Servant | Nicole Birch The Order | Nora Harris The Last of Us 2 |

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Old Woman Josie Welcome to Nightvale | Olivia Two Sentence Horror Stories: Teeth

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Pamela Winchell Welcome to Nightvale | Pauline Christophe The House on Skull Mountain | Pearl Bones | Petra Bellweather Motherland: Fort Salem | Phoebe Taylor A Discovery of Witches | Portia Supernatural | Prudence Blackwood The Sabrina Show on Netflix | Purna Jackson Dead Island

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Queenie American Horror Story

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Ramona Royale American Horror Story: Hotel | Raquel Francis Crazyhead |  Reba McClane Hannibal | Rebecca Jessel  The Haunting of Bly Manor | Regina Moss Malignant | Riley Abel The Last of Us | Rita Veder Vampire in Brooklyn | Roberta Warren Z Nation | Robin Ayou Subnautica: Below Zero | Rochelle Left 4 Dead | Rochelle Zimmerman The Craft | Rosalind Walker Sabrina Netflix | Rose Granger Weasley Harry Potter Verse | Rosemary Demons | Roxanne Weasley  Harry Potter Verse | Roz Batiste Eve’s Bayou | Ruby Baptiste Lovecraft Country | Ruby Williams The People Under the Stairs |

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Sasha Williams The Walking Dead | Senna  Twilight | Sheila Bennett The Vampire Diaries | Sheva Alomar Resident Evil 5 | Simone Bethson The Saw Franchise | Sugar Hill Sugar Hill | Sunny Nwazue  The Nsibidi Scripts |

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Tabby The Craft Legacy | Tallulah Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood |  Tara Thornton True Blood | The Temptress Def By Temptation |  Tituba Salem | Topsy and Bopsy Lovecraft Country |

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Valentina Suicide by Sunlight | Vanessa Brooks Blade | Vampira | Vampirella | Vicky Stanton Children of the Corn 2009 | Viv Allen October Faction |

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Wilhamena Mettle OK Let’s Be Heroes |

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Yvonne A Nightmare on Elm Street Series |

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Zafrina Twilight | Zoe Head Count |

Children in Horror | BFCD Family Friendly Spooky Season |

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Abra Stone Doctor Sleep |  Chichi of Nimm The Nsibidi Scripts | Clementine The Walking Dead Game | Diana Freeman Lovecraft Country | Erica Sinclair Stranger Things | Eve Batiste Eve’s Bayou | Yasmin Nightbooks | Zora Wilson Us |

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Bree Disney’s Z-O-M-B-I-E-S | Clawdeen, Clawdia, Wolf Monster High | Eliza Zambi Disney’s Z-O-M-B-I-E-S | Harper Dunn Secrets of Sulphur Springs |  Honey Swamp Monster High | Howleen Wolf Monster High | Kelly Ferguson A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting | Luna The Hex Girls, Scooby Doo | Luz Noceda The Owl House | Marceline The Vampire Queen Adventure Time | Maya Abeola Maya and the Rising Dark Series | Megan Evers The Haunted Mansion | Robecca Steam Monster High | Sarah Fox My Babysitter’s a Vampire | Taranee Cook W.I.T.C.H. | Uncanny Valley Miraculous Ladybug | Willa Lykensen Disney’s Z-O-M-B-I-E-S |  Wydowna Spider Monster High

*List will be updated throughout October* 

[kadet-pise]

Předem vás upozorňuju, že tohle bude dlouhý. Spoilery jsou na konci viditelně oddělené, kdybyste se na seriál chtěli sami kouknout.

Resident Evil (2022)

 Farmaceutická společnost Umbrella přichází s novou, zázračnou pilulkou. Joy napraví všechny psychické problémy, udělá váš svět mnohem krásnější! Jenže k výrobě Joy se používá T-Virus, který své nositele mění na nemyslící zrůdy. Co jiného by tohle mohlo přinést, než apokalypsu plnou zombie?

Teda, tohle nám aspoň řekl trailer. Realita seriálu je ale někde jinde.

Netflix nám skočil na adaptaci mojí nejoblíbenější herní série a zrasil ji podobně, jako všichni ostatní. Rok po filmu Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City tu máme další adaptaci. Obě prošly kolem téměř bez marketingu, vůbec nebyly vidět. Na jednu stranu je to škoda, na druhou stranu to dokazuje, co si o svých adaptacích myslí jejich tvůrci.

O čem je teda nový seriál? Sledujeme tu dvě časové linky, jednu v roce 2022 a druhou o 14 let později, takže 2036. V té dnešní sledujeme rodinku Weskerů, kteří se přestěhovali do New Raccoon City za prací. V té pozdější sledujeme Jade Wesker, jak provádí výzkum o zombících v terénu a po krku jí jde Umbrella. Z narativu je jasné, že události roku 2022 způsobily apokalypsu a divák tak napjatě sleduje, co se přihodí.

Linka 2022 je rodinné drama. Ale než fanoušci herní série protočí oči, je to docela zábavné rodinné drama. Všichni herci svoje role výborně prodávají, je potěšení je sledovat. Není to žádná převratná paráda, ale na popcorn je to dobrý. Sestry Weskerovy postupně odhalují tajemství Umbrelly, dostávají se do problémů a zjišťují, že jim všichni, včetně drahého tatínka Alberta lžou. Když odhalili Lance Reddicka jako Alberta Weskera, zvedla se internetová vlna odporu. Ale ten člověk je vynikající herec a dokazuje to v každé scéně, ve které je. A v posledních dílech obzvlášť, ale to až ve spoilerech.

Zato rok 2036 pro mě byl úmorný. Ten měl být ta zábavná, akční část! Dostaneme zmutovaná zvířata, hromadu zombie, to, na co se těšíme! Ale z nějakého důvodu mi to prostě nesedlo. Snažím se přijít na to proč. Možná proto, že není chvilka klidu. Jade přežije útok (mutantů nebo Umbrelly), dostane se na další místo a dál utíká, tam přežije útok, uteče, další útok, další útěk. Navíc má budoucí linka působit jako vějička: Hohó, teď jsme řekli, že: (postava A je mrtvá, toto se stalo, doplň dle potřeby) aby nás to navnadilo ještě víc na linku z minulosti. Jenže linka z minulosti jde hrozně pomalu a tak tyhle lákadla nepadají na úrodnou půdu, ale hlavně jsou to často lži, takže vás za chvíli přestanou bavit.

Jediná postava, která zachraňuje budoucí linku, je vůdce lovecké bandy Umbrella Richard Baxter (Turlough Convery). Je to sviňák a vyloženě si to užívá, ale ne tím drsným způsobem jako spíš komickým způsobem. Kdykoliv se objevil, málem jsem tleskala nadšením, protože si seriál kradl pro sebe a dělal budoucí linku snesitelnější.

Nemluvě o tom, že seriál spoléhá na to, že všechny postavy jsou idioti. Ještě se to dá chápat u čtrnáctiletých dětí (ale ty z nich všech nakonec vychází nejlépe, protože něco dělají!) ale hlavně v apokalypse tu máme jako obvykle postavy, které schovávají kousance, drží si doma zmutované příbuzné, a hlavně se k zombíkům a mrtvolám otáčejí zády a jsou strašně překvapení, když se zvednou! Do háje, jak všichni přežili těch čtrnáct let?

Takže kdyby se radši soustředili na celé rodinné drama, byl by to aspoň zajímavý přístup k herní adaptaci.

A co spojení s hrou? V tomhle universu se rozhodně staly Resident Evil 1-5, jen s malými obměnami, protože Umbrelle pořád celý svět důvěřuje. Umí svoje prohřešky velmi dobře schovávat. Zároveň nám seriál do ksichtu nehází moc Easter Eggů (pro ty se podívejte na Welcome to Raccoon City), nejvíc jich je ve čtvrté epizodě. Tam se jich objeví tolik, že jsem si až myslela, že je to pokus, jak donutit fanoušky her, aby u seriálu vydrželi. Něco ve stylu: Tady máte pamlsek, na konci bude dort! (Spoiler: Nebude).

Resident Evil (2022) je nevyvážená směska, kde si tvůrci mysleli, že na to půjdou inovativně, ale nepodařilo se to. Všechna čest hercům, kteří táhnou minulou linku (jmenovitě: Tamara Smart a Siena Agudong), jsou skvělí, ale ani oni nemůžou zachránit špatné tempo budoucí linky a nedotažený scénář. Mrkání na fanoušky her nebylo dost, aby si je to udrželo, a pro nefanoušky nejsou věci dost vysvětlené a scénář prostě nestačí. Navíc nechali příliš mnoho otázek nezodpovězených snad v naději na druhou sérii, ale já se modlím, aby ji tenhle seriál nedostal.

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A teď spoilery od někoho, kdo miluje hry a co si myslí, o rozhodnutích seriálu! Varovala jsem vás.

Jdeme na to.

Albert Wesker. Je jasné, že jím se musí začít, protože to byl největší problém celé komunity. Komu nevadilo, že je černý (jako mně, protože barva pleti mi fakt žíly nerve, Lance Reddick je úžasnej) tak jim vadilo, že je to (kouká do poznámek) milující otec od rodiny? Pardon? Albert Wesker, milující otec od rodiny? Kde to jsme? Jak to seriál vyřeší, protože slibuje, že to sakra vyřeší!

Žijeme ve světě, kde nám Paul W. S. Anderson naložil spoustu Resident Evil filmů, takže vám dám chvilinku hádat na to, jak to asi seriál vyřešil. No?

Jasně. Je to klon. Tak ale už do prdele. To je to nejlínější rozhodnutí, jaké můžou scénáristi udělat. A nezachrání to ani Lance Reddick, který když hraje místnost se čtyřmi rozdílnými Weskery tak to zvládá na Oscara. Na druhou stranu – originální Albert Wesker ve svém koženém kabátu… chci jen říct, Lance Reddick jako Blade by vůbec nebylo špatné rozhodnutí, ok?

Zároveň to taky znamená, že v tomhle universu je někde Chris Redfield a dává pěstí šutrům. 10/10 nejlepší seriál.

Dalším bodem je Joy! Pilulka, která má podle trailerů způsobit apokalypsu. No, jednoduše… ne. Dějová linka řešící Joy není ani druhotná. V Umbrelle se o ní dohadují, a to je všechno. Na konci si ji zobne jedna postava a tím to hasne. Marketingový tah nevyšel.

Kdo teda rozšíří apokalypsu? Tyrant! Jo! Po úspěšném výbuchu laboratoře (protože toto je Resident Evil, pokud nevybouchne aspoň jedna laborka, neděláte to dobře), uteče Tyrant. Celý poslední díl je naznačovaný, ukazovaný, třepete se na židli, protože to bude final boss.

No… není. Skončí zasypaný pod troskami a pak vyjede jeho ruka ven. Ach jo.

Z BOWs jsme dostali zombíky, psy, lickery, Grave Diggera, obrovského pavouka a krokodýla. To není špatné skóre, vzhledem k tomu, co se objevilo v dalších adaptacích. Ale vůbec z nich nejde strach a vzhledem k tomu, že jsou všichni v budoucí lince, tak si už říkáte: Jasně, co tam máš dál? Nějaký útěk a honičku?

Na seriál nejsem vůbec naštvaná. Mám z něj pocit, že je mi jedno. Poslední filmy od Andersona mě hrozně štvali. Z Welcome to Raccoon City jsem měla dětinskou radost, i když byl scénář debilní. Animované RE filmy a seriály jsou akční béčkové popcornovky, u kterých se nesmí přemýšlet. Tak co je tohle? Nedokážu Resident Evil 2022 zařadit na škále emocí. Mám z něj jen prázdno. To asi bude tím, že Baxter ve čtvrtém díle umřel a od té doby jsem se neměla na co těšit. Smutné.

[fullysowerewolf]

The true challenge to making a Rule 63! AU for Resident Evil is figuring out why Alberta Wesker would want to carry to term and deliver Jane Muller. 

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[victor-the-vampire]

I wasn't sure if I was gonna post this but I decided to. Yall heard it here first! Wesker from Resident Evil is trans fem! We love her!

[victor-the-vampire]

Reignighting a hyperfixation on a character when your hyperfixation had been on a diffrent character from that same media for a bit is like coming back home to a warm blanket and hot cocoa. Like yeah being outside in the snow was fun for a bit but now I'm back and I'm warm and this cocoa is really good and it has mini marshmallows:D

[ask-albertawesker-blog]

My apologies for lack of content on this new blog, but sadly my laptop has been in disrepair thanks to someone by the name of Jake. I will post as soon as I am able to repair it. (( very sorry my computer is with a friend at the moment I'll post more in the future I promise! Thank you so much for your patience, I appreciate it very much. :)

[ask-albertawesker-blog]

Welcome, inferior creatures.

((Hello everyone! This blog is all about Lady!Wesker or, Alberta. Comics, photos, texts, whatever. This is basically an AU where Wesker is a lady and having to raise Jake, with him riding shotgun to the world's destruction. Ask me anything you like don't be frightened <3 Keep in mind this is my first ask blog so any mistakes you see just tell me via private message :3 my other blog is scarletthebow.tumblr.com if you want to follow me on that blog as well. ireallyhopeyouguyswilllikethisbecauseiwantthistopickup))