#albert tag

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HOW COME I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

I'm not sure if you do repeats but GAWD DAWAYUM CLAUDE X ALBERT????? Please . PLEASE?!????

If you don't do repeats it's totally fine, you can do vanora x zalmona instead :3

Sorry for the wait, job and stuff

But here you go

[mraprilgf]

do you guys think that whenever chimney talks about kevin albert secretly burns with jealousy but then one time when drunk chim says "you would have made him laugh non stop...he would have been such a great big brother..." and after that albert burns with jealousy AND longing? i mean ill stick to the jealousy but wouldn't that have been sweet?

[anininas]

My brain wouldn't leave me alone until I drew it, that's all I have to say to this

[silna-pdf]

a willsker idea for you: birkin handing baby sherry off to wesker, and wesker holding her for the very first time. he's never held a life this fragile before

I couldn’t capture the poignant moment ths truly would’ve been but like imagine it’s there

[cykelops]

lil' residents

[riense]

[leonslutkennedyy]

Wesker has been on my mind all week

[cat-shouty-13]

and an important amendment suggested by my good friend @sleepnos

ALSO YOU BETTER APPRECATE THAT MAYA SPRITE I HAD TO ADD THAT FACE MYSELF !!!!!

[spellssher]

tgaa doodles to cleanse my brain

[disaster-j]

Can't fall asleep so I'll speak my truth

Yes bi Buck was meant to happen in s4 but it was CLEARLY BuckAlbert.

They were living together in what is basically a one room apartment with one bed. Chim tried to involve Albert in the unveiling of Buck's tragic backstory. Buck was unreasonably mad at Albert about the Veronica thing and no one, not even the viewers, could really understand it. If you compare that storyline with Buck, Bothered and Bewildered you will notice the obvious parallels to Veronica being an Eddie-esque red herring.

And don't even get me started on the Buckley-Han Dinner With The Parents.

Imagine how great it would've been. The two Buckleys with their Han men. The Buckley-Han family of five.

But then the fox execs decided to choose hate and said no so the writers had to let it go and make them say they were like brothers or something and that's how we got BuckTaylor end of s4 bc they'd run out of fresh options and she was around.

[mraprilgf]

i keep thinking about the han brothers. we've seen chim's side of it but as a younger sibling myself i can't stop thinking about albert's. like you're just a kid and you know you have this much older brother who lives very far away but you talk to him so little and you only know that your father disapproves of his life choices: a stranger. then you're a teenager and what you only know of your half brother is that he's managed to build a life of his own, free from your father's grasp, something that, you're starting to realize, will never be possible for you. and when you run away you take a leap of faith

[brainrotisseriechicken]

scientist yuri anyone..

consuming einsla content as an enby einstein truther is a STRUGGLE so i took matters into my own hands.

old married couple core i hate them

+bonus joachim

[blueteller]

Alberu Being Cale's Twitter

Had a wonderful conversation with my friends over discord

We've reached the brilliant conclusion that Alberu is basically Cale's Twitter moderator 😂

Cale speaking to the crowd that one time after his speech got interrupted in Part 2 Chapter 211?? That was basically Cale making a Twitter post without his mod's premission

It went something like this:

Cale's Twitter Post:

[Everything's fine. Just fighting people from other dimensions. Don't worry about it.]

[Post went viral with over 10,000 comments and 5.6M likes in less than 24 hours]

Alberu: CALE WHY DID YOU POST THAT Cale: Well you told me to reassure them! Alberu: NO, I MEANT I WOULD HANDLE IT Cale: Should I delete the post...? Alberu: NO YOU IDIOT IT'S TOO LATE, IT'S GONNA GET MORE TRACTION THAT WAY

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

“So, babysitting?”

Alberu follows after the delinquent. From the record the vice-principal gave him access to, Cale frequently drinks alcohol, he often gets himself into a lot of fights, and he barely passed his classes at the end of the grading period. The teachers never call on him in class, girls and boys avoid him alike, and he is- supposedly- completely intolerable.

Which is why Alberu Crossman, who’s only a little older yet infinitely more mature has been assigned by the principal (his father) to get the troublemaker under thumb. Cale's father is quite wealthy, actually, and since there isn't much known about the successor to the Henituse family... it'd be bad if he had to be expelled.

Cale scowled. “Yes, babysitting, your highness. Please, leave if you must,” He jeers at Alberu, but internally he thinks, 'No, really. Please leave.' Otherwise, he might get caught in the act.

Of not actually being Cale.

Roksu aims a sour expression at Alberu, who returns it with a more flowery one. Acting as his twin for the day had been easy enough, mainly because being trash is great!- until Alberu Crossman strolled into his lunch period and introduced himself.

He is even following him out of the school to his job. Well, this job is Roksu’s and not Cale’s, but because he can’t ditch work nor can he get glib-tongued Alberu off his tail-

Well shit.

Thankfully, the kids call him hyung. Except Raon, who calls him human. Hopefully Alberu doesn’t look into it too much. If everything goes right, Alberu Crossman will be Cale's problem to deal with tomorrow. As it should have been.

“I didn’t know you liked kids, Cale,” Alberu smiles charmingly, walking side by side with Roksu. “Can you introduce me?” Roksu struggles to not put on his own disarming smile out of spite, instead plastering on a classic Cale Sneer™. It fits on his face perfectly, like he’s playing a character in a play.

They enter the building and ‘Cale’ guides Alberu to a colorful playroom, decked out in toys and a fountain of running water as the centerpiece (A gift from his father, who is still upset that Roksu doesn't visit more often). There’s a tray of fruits and oatmeal on the small table in the corner of the room, except not a soul to be seen. Picking up a bowl of oatmeal and finding the ceramic to still be hot, Roksu almost smiles.

Alberu frowns. Where are the kids he's supposed to babysit?

Roksu tells the empty air, "Come on out."

Three children appear out of nowhere in front of them.

“Hyung!”

“Human! You’re back!”

“Hyung, nya.” On examines Alberu some more.

All of the kids had been revealed the moment that Roksu spoke, as Raon unveiled the invisibility on them.

Raon runs up and grabs Roksu’s hand, who places it on his head, rubbing the black hair comfortingly. “Mm.” Raon beams at the affection.

“Raon, On, Hong,” they each look up at him at the call of their names. “This is Alberu Crossman, he is doing a report on my trashy behavior. Don’t be rude."

All three children become hostile immediately. “He isn't trash!”

On observes Alberu with an intense glare. Raon shifts under Roksu’s hand, his deep blue eyes glinting with magic. Roksu positions him away from the older teen’s view. Raon grips onto Roksu’s pant leg with a vengeance. Hong stares openly, offensive.

Alberu smiles at them.

"I'm visiting with Cale Hyung for today, nice to meet you."

Hong gasps suddenly.

“He-!” On gives her brother a look, and he clamps his hands over his mouth. Alberu feels a deep curiosity, as if something isn’t quite as it seems.

Roksu sighs. It’s going to be a long hour.

At the midway point, Alberu has easily disarmed the children. They look fascinated at the magic he shows them, while Roksu can only rub a palm over Raon’s shoulder as a warning to keep his dragon magic under control. He's still just a child that wants to brag. Everything is going well.

Bang!

“Hey Roksu! How was-“ Cale bursts through the door, bright red hair equipped with a shit-eating grin, wearing clothes far less fancy than his usual. He tenses up, frozen in place when he spots Alberu on the floor, politely sitting "crisscross applesauce" with the children. Roksu narrows a withering glare at his twin.

“… Roksu?”

Alberu looks at ‘Cale,’ sitting next to him, the one he's spent the entire day with, who is trying to send what must be the real Cale into the sun with his eyes.

“Ha… ha?” Cale winces. Roksu wipes his expression from his face.

“Cale-hyung, run! That’s the human’s bad look!” Alberu’s eyes widen as he watches the confirmed real Cale bolt back into the hallway and out of the front door. Alberu whips his head back toward the stranger behind him, who is a perfect replica of the Cale who ran like Hell. Cale has an identical twin?? Since when? Why doesn't he go to school?

Roksu levels an emotionless gaze at Alberu. “Hello, your highness. Don’t mind me.”

Alberu can only watch in astonishment as this stranger walks out of the playroom, with a smooth and deadly gait as he hunts down his twin like a predator would to prey. He recalls the look 'Roksu' gave him and it sends a shiver down the principal’s son’s spine. That gaze held secrets.

Something about this stranger is even more interesting than the sudden appearance of a twin.

On walks up to him, sitting down in his lap and looking into his eyes. “Roksu-hyung will be back soon, nya!” Hong bounds over and sits next to his sister, grinning widely. Raon huffs and looks at the door. He wants his human to come back.

[silna-pdf]

when I have no art motivation I always run to the same thing: (character I like who would Never Accept That) getting booped

what if william or wesker got booped...

yippee..

Yu have 30 seconds

[cykelops]

1998, spring.