#alarm services

[butchharts]

I think it’s fun that a lot of my past sexual encounters found it cute that I start to breathe/pant really heavy and that my pupils dilate whenever I get severely turned on >///< I also tend to cuss a lot which I’m not opposed to someone correcting that behavior

[fayeandknight]

I tried to teach him to pester me to get up when my alarm goes off. But instead he just lays on me and demands snuggles.

Disservice dog

[kiestrokes]

Hello Kie! I see you watch many dramas. Do you have a list of ones that you would recommend?

hello anonie! this is going to be a short little list, going to give you my top five:

Celebrity

Little Women

Lovely Runner

The Glory

Twenty Five Twenty One

Others I adore in no particular order: Tale of the Nine Tailed, True Beauty (this webtoon is actually what got me into all things Korean), A Good Day to be a Dog, Doom At Your Service, Remarriage & Desires, Love Alarm, My Holo Love, Forecasting Love and Weather, Squid Game (it took me two years to finally watch this one due to the hype), Love Between Fairy and Devil, Cafe Minamdang, My Name (was almost #5 but I thought I'd give you a less twisty one that I truly love), The Good Bad Mother, Nevertheless (cliche af to recommend but that way this is filmed is just sooo good), Flower of Evil, Vincenzo, My Demon, Bloodhounds, Meteor Garden (the new one, it was the first drama I ever watched), Kiseki: Dear to Me, Love in the Air, KinnPorsche.

Me to Me: keep it short.

Also Me: but I love so many!

Edit: I put lovely runner where queen of tears used to be 😬

[naamahdarling]

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[touchmycoat]

for my birthday this year I got a two-day land typhoon, a daoist funeral, a crafts party, three new ferns, a rosemary harvest, and left shoulder pain so bad I was 60% convinced it was a fucking cardiac event 'cause i couldn't fully inhale and the pain radiated up to my jaw lol

[possessionisamyth]

stop lying and saying hazbin is popular for the "good animation", its popular because it fills the niche in developing kids brains who want to watch south park but only the version where they can reclaim the word faggot

[x22817]

I don't have to worry about anything when I am with Hek

We just got back from a walk where she alerted me to several things that would've scared me enough to send me into a crisis. I am having a really bad mental and physical day today, so she was extra helpful with making me feel the best I could.

The first was a man behind a truck that I didn't see. Hek either heard or smelled him and told me that there was someone there. I didn't see him until we were passing. He was close enough he certainly would've spooked me.

Later on in our walk, Hek let me know there was something around (or, in this case, inside) another truck we passed. I was expecting another person. Nope. There was a dog inside that started barking at us as we walked by. When I jumped, Hek looked at me and said, "Really? Didn't I just tell you there was something to look for?"

Thank you for being my eyes and ears

[faildaughtered]

getting tired of GCs on twitter endorsing trump i really think being a single issue voter on trans issues is stupid if it means voting for the party that sees women as baby factories

[unforgivablego]

6 hours…

[techietheshit]

The good thing about the copious amount of keychains on my keyring, compared to others in my household, is that someone else can pick it up and I know instantly someone else is handling my shit by the fucking racket that thing makes

[zimmbzon]

One day I will find the original “full sausage” post.

One day I will find you op, and you shall pay*

* or rather I will pay you in love-words because this show is already unhinged, and dissolving into giggles whenever Pavel takes his shirt off and does Sexy Face because of the goddam “full sausage” tattoo, just really elevates the experience.

[star-crossed-lizards]

yesterday at the grocery store the fire alarm went off (nightmare) (false alarm) (no one was harmed but it was so loud and awful and that store is already so fucking miserable and difficult to shop in but the prices are so good that i try to get over it) and i think i might never go to the store again? we’ll see

[pinkrelish]

Omfg 🥵 Whilst reading this last chapter, my heart rate raised so much it set off my service dog. Well worth the wait. The anticipation??? Juicy. The frustration?? Immaculate. The release?????? Holy Christ, woman. I am in love. In LOVE. And the ending had me screaming but also squealing cuz it just means we get sneaky AF mechanic shop smut in our future.

omg. this is.... this is the best message i've ever received.

[ketavinsky]

i mean who is ever going to love me that much again

[karkod]

Receiving 1 email about a service you are subscribed changing its terms of service: sus, they're likely trying to get more data from their users, i hate them.

Receiving emails about everyone changing its terms of service: chilll, its the EU smashing some data laws to those companies, wreck them actually, they should pass more data protection laws.

[fingertipsmp3]

The sims 2 is so funny because you can do everything right, you can make your sims study cooking and go to work on time and micromanage everybody so that they don’t die in stupid ways, and then the goddamn nanny burns your house down