#alabama sucks

[comeonamericawakeup]

THE WEEK August 11, 2023

[evolutiononthebrain]

inspired by @greatinternetllama’s post!!

// ben in ur next wttt video i just need you to get into ur costumes and just SIT ON CAMERA FACING THE CAMERA SO WE CAN TAKE GOOD SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE CHARACTERS THIS WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY HARD TO GET PICS FOR OMG

[northduhcodeuh]

My boys B)

[g1rlr0b1n]

Does anyone else ever think about how Damian might have had a semblance of a normal childhood if Dick had just like chosen not to relinquish guardianship of him? Because, I think about it a lot actually.

Like I know why he did but what if he didn't? Like what if Dick and Barbara raised him together? Like what then? Sure, it would be awkward because your bio-dad would also technically be your granddad and your father would also be your brother, but overall I think it would have been better for Damian.

I'm sure there are fics about this, drop them in the comments for me, will ya?

[loganglennsmith720]

As a gay man it is so exhausting looking for love in a small rural town. I feel like I’m never gonna find love. I have a hard enough time finding friends in this town much less a relationship.

[specialmouse]

every so often i remember that they discontinued my medicaid and i jolt out of fear

[gerritcole-coded]

Sorry to keep hate posting but twitter's obsession with gunnar only makes me hate him more. Yeah sure he's better than Volpe now but at least Volpe didn't hurt anybody. Also Volpe's way cuter. Volpe will be great in the future.

[cyarsk52-20]

Hey siri show me two pictures of people who fqucked around and found out this week so far

Message : dont make checks your behind can’t cash

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Athena my GIRL, NEVER STOP

[periwinkle-the-11th]

I'm currently researching alabama politics while mending a shark neck pillow. because A. apperaently we're moving to alabama. and B. my mom got the neck pillow for my sister but she doesn't like it so i'm stealling it.

[comeonamericawakeup]

THE WEEK August 11, 2023

[the-august-one]

That's a big swing and a miss for Google ai...

[h-00-l-1-gan]

My hatred for summer grows every year. Give me crunchy leaves, blankets, and spice scented everything instead of sweating and sunburns. Peep the sweat stache.

[disco-tea]

👆👆👆.

Funniest thing about Crimson Peak is that the ghosts are trying to help but they have the misfortune of being visually terrifying and unsightly so it constantly turns into the “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??” vine

[murderboisblog]

I never got taught Sun Smart Safety! I definitely could've used it as a kid LMAO, the part of Alabama I used to live in got BAKING HOT in the summer. My standards for "weather I can run in" were fully insane back then (and even now, I'd take high noon in the summer over a cold rainy run in a heartbeat 😖)

I also like cold deaths for spooky purposes! But I think heat deaths are kind of underused - I really like the delirious foggy haze of it all :3 wandering off into the desert and dying of exposure in Derek's route was super fun for me. Plus there's something really appealing about severe sunburns (in fiction!).... the torturous potential...... >:3c

BB! You better be wearing at least sunscreen and sunglasses during this hypothetical high noon summer run! Don't make me come down there!

The foggy haze delirium is a symptom of heat stroke bestie, when we wandered off into the desert and met the demon our organs were cooking.

Ugh, severe sunburn to me just means sun blisters and those are kinda nastygross if they get big and they fucking hurt, which I guess is the point if we're going for "torturous potential".

I do like it in a hurt/comfort context though, sunburn is ubiquitous enough that most people know how to treat it and it sucks just enough that having someone else do it is a relief, cute cute if ya ask me ♡

[ladyinbl00d]

im gonna end up banging my head against a wall why is my birthday LITERALLY TOMORROW.

UGHAHHAGHHHHH