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THE WEEK August 11, 2023
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inspired by @greatinternetllama’s post!!
// ben in ur next wttt video i just need you to get into ur costumes and just SIT ON CAMERA FACING THE CAMERA SO WE CAN TAKE GOOD SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE CHARACTERS THIS WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY HARD TO GET PICS FOR OMG
#wttt#welcome to the table#wttsh#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt meme#wttt incorrect quotes#? kinda#wttt california#wttt texas#wttt texacali#wttt gov#wttt florida#wttt idc#wttt alabama#wttt indiana#wttt illinois#obvs joking about the video ben needs to take care of himself#and i hope he feels better soon cuz ik the fatigue and stuff must suck
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My boys B)
#ben brainard#welcome to the statehouse#welcome to the table#wttsh#wttt#wttt fanart#wttt north dakota#wttsh fanart#wttt alabama#Wttsh alabama#wttsh North Dakota#i love them#north looks tall but he’s only 5.10#they have been suck in my head
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Does anyone else ever think about how Damian might have had a semblance of a normal childhood if Dick had just like chosen not to relinquish guardianship of him? Because, I think about it a lot actually.
Like I know why he did but what if he didn't? Like what if Dick and Barbara raised him together? Like what then? Sure, it would be awkward because your bio-dad would also technically be your granddad and your father would also be your brother, but overall I think it would have been better for Damian.
I'm sure there are fics about this, drop them in the comments for me, will ya?
#He would get all the hugs and positive feedback from two not emotionally constipated parents#Lets not pretend Bruce is actually raising him anyway#Maybe in this timeline Bruce stayed dead or just decided parenting wasnt for him so now they are raising Tim and Cass too#Tim and Cass would get all the affection too#Damian trying to explain his family: My father sucked and being a dad so now hes my grandfather#Damian: my brother and sister are still my brother and sister though#Damian: Except for my brother Jason. Hes now my uncle#Jason: Thats uncle brother Jason to you twirp#Anyone trying to comprehend it: What in the sweet home Alabama?!#Dick and Babs could do it as a romantic couple or even just platonically#he could be like that kid whose parents are divorced#but they live together because they still love each other they just arent in love anymore#Babs: Hey kiddo its just you and me tonight dad has a hot date#Damian: Tt gross#If it doesnt exist maybe I have to write it!#batfamily#dick grayson#barbara gordon#damian wayne#bruce wayne#tim drake#jason todd#cassandra cain#I tagged them because I mentioned them in the tags
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12, 13, 29 for the ask game!!
12 - The Greatest by Alabama Shakes
13 - Starburster by Fontaines D.C.
29 - Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Madame Roan ofc
#p sure that whole alabama shakes album is in my top songs its not surprising#starburster hits sooooo hard and its in my coding/ultra focus playlist and then when the rest of the album came out i was like hmm. it sucks#major bummer#much love to u zoph#spotify wrapped
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As a gay man it is so exhausting looking for love in a small rural town. I feel like I’m never gonna find love. I have a hard enough time finding friends in this town much less a relationship.
#i hate being gay#being gay sucks#gay in a small town#small town life#being gay in the south is the worst thing ever#am I ever gonna find love#gay love#gay#I hate life in Alabama
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every so often i remember that they discontinued my medicaid and i jolt out of fear
#i dont think im gonna like. die or anything but i do think it means i have to stop t and i lose access to kaiser permanente which sucks for#mental health but it's very easy to schedule appointments and shit#i mean honestly maybe it's for the best? i'm getting a job soon and perhaps i'll even keep it thru the summer so maybe i can find a fuckass#plan#but honestly i think i should leave kaiser anyway#it just sucks because i get my hrt for free...#ultimately what i feel this leading up to is me having to move to alabama which i think will actually kill me UNLESS i meet a beautiful#southern boy. it's possible
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Hey siri show me two pictures of people who fqucked around and found out this week so far
Message : dont make checks your behind can’t cash
#fuck around and find out#alabama#folding chairs#tory lanez#alabama brawl#accomplice not ally#black lives matter#montgomery brawl#lol 😆#Instagram#megan thee stallion#i’m not sad for her#i’m outraged#i’m just glad she’s in a better place now#those people can speak for themselves they know who they are#and they can go straight to hell#they will pay for their crimes#for sucking that abusers meat#I’m not sad for her#I’m outraged#I’m just glad she’s in a better place now#As always a loud and sincere fuck you to everyone who has doubted her and supported that Canadian cuntery who must not be named#Those people can speak for themselves they know who they are#And they can go straight to hell#They will pay for their crimes#She went through unnecessary trauma for two years#That’s unforgivable#Next level fuckery#That that type of ish that would lead to an episode of snapped or deadly women#once again
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Athena my GIRL, NEVER STOP
#FUCK THE REF#FUCK MIKE POSEY#not really but you get the sentiment#FUCK YOU#ALABAMA ATTITUDE SUCKED#and that is a dumbass haircut#athena#mike posey#roh lb#ring of honor
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I'm currently researching alabama politics while mending a shark neck pillow. because A. apperaently we're moving to alabama. and B. my mom got the neck pillow for my sister but she doesn't like it so i'm stealling it.
#so far all ive gathered is that alabama sucks#like fr suuucckkkksssss#at least i get a cute shark pillow#sharks#Peri's very complicated feelings about moving#i've done it like nine times in my 14 years so#theres ALOT of feelings#BUT HEY#I GET MY ROAD TRIP#i love road trips sm#road trip
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THE WEEK August 11, 2023
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👆👆👆.
Funniest thing about Crimson Peak is that the ghosts are trying to help but they have the misfortune of being visually terrifying and unsightly so it constantly turns into the “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??” vine
#not but like really#this post is not propaganda#i would not recommend personally#i actually did not enjoy this movie 🤣#which sucks because I love del toro AND Tom Hiddleston#imagine how disappointed I was lol#and like incest aside idk the plot feels lack in depth to me for some reason???#idk I just wouldn’t personally recommend#even though people are saying this post makes want to watch it#like it’s really not funny at all I promise 🤣#crimson peak#‘the horror was for love’#BITCH THE HORROR WAS FOR SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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That's a big swing and a miss for Google ai...
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My hatred for summer grows every year. Give me crunchy leaves, blankets, and spice scented everything instead of sweating and sunburns. Peep the sweat stache.
#Summer sucks#Ready for fall#Halloween is the best holiday and you can't convince me otherwise#But why is it so hot in Alabama
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im gonna end up banging my head against a wall why is my birthday LITERALLY TOMORROW.
UGHAHHAGHHHHH
#i dont like birthdays especially mine#holy fuck why😭😭😭😭😭😭#if i could avoid my birthday i would#aaaahhhhhhaagsggdgsga#this sucks 😭😭#im going to kms#idk dude#im very tired feom staying up all night#reeeeeeeeee#sweet home alabama is stuck in my head#anyway#davi screams into the void
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free bird and gimme three steps by lynyrd skynyrd are proof that a broken clock is right twice a day
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