#alabama mafia

[lesaneperishcrooks]

[closetofcuriosities]

The Sopranos Tapestry Hoodie

[animatejournal]

The Simpsons Director: Pete Michels Studio: Gracie Films | USA, 2002

[zongzhii]

Stainless came in 3 pulls minutes before the engineering lecture I was going to skip so I went to class

[sleezedoctor77]

The Phenix city story is a 1950s true story of the original SIN CITY

[sedoretu]

Curious — how many are you familiar with? 🔥

Defined however you want, but ideally more than “have heard the name before”:

Harry Truman

Doris Day

Red China

Johnnie Ray

South Pacific

Walter Winchell

Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy

Richard Nixon

Studebaker

Television

North Korea

South Korea

Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs

H-bomb

Sugar Ray

Panmunjom

Brando

"The King and I"

and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower

Vaccine

England's got a new queen

Marciano

Liberace

Santayana (goodbye)

Joseph Stalin

Malenkov

Nasser

Prokofiev

Rockefeller

Campanella

Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn

Juan Peron

Toscanini

Dacron

Dien Bien Phu falls

"Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein

James Dean

Brooklyn's got a winning team

Davy Crockett

Peter Pan

Elvis Presley

Disneyland

Bardot

Budapest

Alabama

Krushchev

Princess Grace

Peyton Place

Trouble in the Suez

Little Rock

Pasternak

Mickey Mantle

Kerouac

Sputnik

Chou En-Lai

"Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon

Charles de Gaulle

California baseball

Starkweather homicide

Children of Thalidomide

Buddy Holly

Ben Hur

Space monkey

Mafia

Hula hoops

Castro

Edsel is a no-go

U2

Syngman Rhee

Payola

Kennedy

Chubby Checker

Psycho

Belgians in the Congo

Hemingway

Eichmann

"Stranger in a Strange Land"

Dylan

Berlin

Bay of Pigs invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia"

British Beatlemania

Ole Miss

John Glenn

Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul

Malcolm X

British politician sex

JFK (blown away, what else do I have to say?)

Birth control

Ho Chi Minh

Richard Nixon (back again)

Moonshot

Woodstock

Watergate

Punk rock

Begin

Reagan

Palestine

Terror on the airline

Ayatollah’s in Iran

Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune"

Sally Ride

heavy metal suicide

Foreign debts

Homeless vets

AIDS

Crack

Bernie Goetz

Hypodermics on the shore

China's under martial law

Rock and roller cola wars

I can’t take it anymore (free space)

[lostin-thewild]

should i be doing this? no. am i doing it anyway? yes. ya girl just wants to write. if we have written together or currently have a server, you are included. pls reach out if you want to keep writing! my name is carly, she/her, est. i'm 31 so i really want partners who are 25+ bc i feel old and want people closer to my age! i write on discord only, and i love using tupper. i have been flakey in the past, but i really want to make an official comeback to writing so i'm looking for some active partners! i promise if you're in, i will be the most obsessed and annoying human, constantly wanting to do headcanons, make playlists, pinterest boards, tumblr tags, etc. i also love to do text threads and things like that so we can write even on the days we're busy! (bc i am busy and can't do full replies every day!) i so value becoming friends with my rp partners and developing an ooc relationship!!

i tend to do mostly mxf but i love mxm with the right plot/pairing and i will do fxf but i'm picky! tho i also love to do family/friend/platonic/etc. plots with any pairing! i lean toward playing male muses, but i do have some female muses as well! my fave is to create universes where we have multiple interconnected characters and we just go cray! i'm down for smut and some nsfw themes, but if you put a heavy focus on smut/nsfw themes, i'm probably not for you! down for any genre: real life, fantasy, sci-fi, historical. what ever!! some plots i'm interested in are listed under the cut! but if you want to know more about me and what i'm into, you can find my about me page here, my wanted fcs tag here, and my wanted plots tag here!

if any of this sounds good to you, give this a like or message me on tumblr!

i will marry and give my first born to anyone who gives me any plot from this page

hunger games (i love exploring the lives of victors)

sports rivals (pls give me a hockey plot with teammates who hate each other sdfsdfa)

f!serial killer x m!detective

any type of fantasy world building

forever obsessed with bisexual disasters/friends to lovers dynamics

mafia stuff

would kiss anyone on the mouth who gave me emily carey, milly alcock, or olivia cooke in a fantasy/historical plot

bodyguard plots

rom com plots!!! (sweet home alabama, pretty woman, the proposal, just go with it, set it up, while you were sleeping, the girl next door, trainwreck, clueless, bridget jones’s diary, chasing liberty, LITERALLY ANY)

something with dragon riders pls pls

[billyjoelmutt]

United Universes Tour 2024!- We Didnt start the Fire!!

Dodger- “Oh somethings burning!! Burning!!!! Come on lets try to fight it!!!!” 

The song then began!!!! And Dodger looked like he was ready to fight it!!! 

Dodger- Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, “The King and I” and “The Catcher in the Rye"Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye!!

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc!

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu falls, “Rock Around the Clock"Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev Princess Grace, “Peyton Place”, trouble in the Suez!!

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, “Bridge on the River Kwai"Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, “Ben Hur”, space monkey, Mafia Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-goU2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, “Psycho”, Belgians in the Congo

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, “Stranger in a Strange Land” Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion"Lawrence of Arabia”, British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say?!!

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it!!!

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan"Wheel of Fortune”

, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China’s under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I can’t take it anymore!

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the fire But when we are gone Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on

We didn’t start the fire!

Triple D-(It was always burning!! Since the world’s been turning!!) We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

We didn’t start the fire It was always burning Since the world’s been turning We didn’t start the fire No we didn’t light it But we tried to fight it

Everyone was singing along!! Like crazy! the end was near but the energy is high!

(All credits to original creators! Video belongs to Edit Carrel on Youtube and all characters belong to there respected hosts!) 

(I must say this video is still awesome!!! :3 It never gets old! Thankyou! You know who you are!! :3)

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(Credits to Disney, the Beatles, JFK, MLP, Billy Joel, and all blogs tagged as well as creator of video!!!)

[the-hinky-panda]

Forged Series - Part I

Title: Forged

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Bill Bevilaqua x OFC!Reader

Summary: You're a forger working out of an auction house that's owned by Kansas City mafia boss Bill Bevilaqua. You're practical, detail orientated, and love at first sight doesn't make any logical sense. That is until it happens to you.

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You’ve always been dedicated to your work. Spending hours bent over a desk, making sure the dye on the pen was historically accurate as you wrote the vineyard name on the aged label of the forged bottle of wine. You never stopped long enough to pursue a romantic relationship, or even do something so mundane as dating. 

That is until you met Bill Bevilaqua. 

You had been working as a forger in the dingy basement of the auction house when he first passed through on a tour of the establishment. You never paid attention to the bored, wealthy persons that passed quickly through the storage area where you worked. He had been impressive in the energy that he carried, enough that it made you take notice of him. No man or woman had ever caught your attention like that before and it left you deeply unsettled. 

Love at first sight was fine as long as you don’t see him again. And that plan was going just fine until you were asked to go to the auctioneer’s office two weeks later. You hadn’t expected the call, you were dressed in a silk shirt with cherries on it, a pair of wide legged jeans, and red converse sneakers. It wasn’t exactly a “meet the head of the auction house” outfit. But when you walked into the office, your eyes immediately landed on Bill and once again he was all you could see.  But he wasn’t alone. It was him, an insurance agent, and the head auctioneer. They were asking for your expertise on whether or not the painting before them was a true Vermeer. 

It wasn’t. 

You distinctly remember telling Arlo, the capo that was in charge of managing the forgeries at the auction house, that the yellow paint had to lack two isotopes: strontium-90 and cesium-137. Those two isotopes didn’t exist in the world until 1945. If they showed up in an authentication process on a piece, it was automatically flagged as a forgery. You had a lengthy conversation with the completely disinterested Arlo about the importance of making sure the yellow paint in this particular painting had the isotopes removed from them. 

He didn’t listen to you. 

“Be honest.” 

It’s the first thing you’ve heard Bill say and once again, you feel like a fucking deer caught in the headlights. Why are thousands of books written about the wonderfulness of falling in love when it’s so terrifying? Who wants to experience these kinds of feelings, let alone read about them? And you hadn’t even processed the fact that you’re not even on Bill’s radar, except for right now. Shit. He’s still waiting for your answer. 

“It’s not a Vermeer.” You bite your tongue to keep from saying anything else. About Arlo not listening to you about the paint, about using an art student who used Rembrant’s lighting in the forged Vermeer piece. Not to mention they tried to knock off Vermeer’s most famous piece, Girl with a Pearl Earring. Everything about the painting screamed the brashness and audacity of youth. 

Bill shakes his head. “Fucking Arlo.” 

You scoff before you can stop yourself and Bill’s slightly raised eyebrow tells you he heard it. Thankfully the head of the auction house dismisses you from the meeting and you don’t hesitate to remove yourself from the office before you further embarrass yourself. It’s almost an hour later when the auctioneer finds you at your workstation, focused on painting the vineyard and wine’s name on the piece of cork that had been lifted from an Alabama nautical museum. 

“You’re doing the Vermeer.” 

“I’m not doing Girl with a Pearl Earring though.” 

“God, no.” 

You put your paintbrush down and remove your magnifying glasses. “So which one am I doing?” 

“Mr. Bevilaqua said it’s up to your discretion.” 

You don’t need time to ponder over what masterpiece you’re going to forge for him. The Geographer. Art critics still don’t know who the man in the painting is supposed to be, but as you dedicate yourself for the next two months to make the forged painting, as you add in the details of the scrolls on the floor, the details of the rug, the distant look in the subjects eyes as he stares out of the window, you realize it’s not anyone in particular. It’s the spirit of discovery, the desire to explore and gain knowledge, possessions, land and property. It’s the perfect painting for a mafia boss who owns pretty much the entire center of the United States. At least you hope it is. Once it’s completed, gets the approval of the auctioneer, it’s sent over to Bill’s home. Two weeks later, you receive an invitation for the unveiling party of the painting. 

You wouldn’t miss it for the world.

[bbsmuts]

What are some songs that make you really nostalgic?

Well, I could go on for a long time with this, so get ready for some serious yapping.

Don't You Worry Child - Swedish House Mafia This came out when I was 21, and I used to listen to this ALL THE TIME. I'm talking maybe 10 times a day, for a few months. It's associated with a lot of good times in my life.

I NEED U - BTS This was more recent, I was 24 when it came out, but not only is it one I also associate with good times, the sad side of it is amplified by the death of my great aunt about two weeks afterwards. I'm not a very emotional guy at all, but to this day the original video can make me sob like a little kid.

Dancing With a Stranger - Sam Smith & Normani Ah, 2020. A year like no other. Covid spread to Korea pretty quick, so it was here when this song was released. Whole cities were locked down, including mine, so I would throw this banger on at least once or twice again. It does make me nostalgic, but let's be honest, who actually misses 2020?

TASTE - Stray Kids PLEASE, this song is SO DAMN GOOD This was much more recent, and it was released right after I turned 32. It reminds me of life back in Gwangju. Also the production on it is top notch, it's a fantastic song.

LA DI DA - EVERGLOW Ah yes, another 2020 song. Unfortunately, lockdown restrictions didn't relax majorly until 2022, so I had plenty of time to listen to this and its album counterparts in my spare time. Also, Yuehua, WHERE'S OUR FULL LENGTH ALBUM FROM EVERGLOW FOR GOD'S SAKE

The whole album of Return of the Girl - EVERGLOW December 2021. Still on lockdown. Thanks, China. All jokes aside, this was the closest thing we've gotten to a full length album and in my opinion one of the better ones, and brings back plenty of memories from Christmas 2021 with my entire extended family in America. I'll add that trying to leave South Korea during 2021 lockdown was an excruciatingly drawn out process. Thanks, China.

Sit Next to Me - Foster the People A true classic. When I used to visit my brother at his apartment (across half the goddamn country), they would always have this on in the pool hall. Good times.

Immortals - Fall Out Boy Of course, we all remember this song from Big Hero 6, but I can proudly say I was here for this song before then, which was only a month before the movie. Regardless, it's a great song and brings back those memories from being 24.

Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Moving back a good while before I was around, this song was incredible. I heard it all the time growing up.

Burning Love - Elvis Presley Moving back even further, this is probably my favorite Elvis song. As mentioned in a previous post, my dad was a pretty big Elvis fan, so I grew up hearing his music.

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd Ignoring all the memes, it's a great song and one of my favorite rock songs. Alabama accents kill me bro 🤣

Slow Dancing In a Burning Room - John Mayer This song is AMAZING dude

Scarborough Fair/Canticle - Simon & Garfunkel Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme

Levanter - Stray Kids Incredible song, and also reminds me of Gwangju.

Bad Boys - Theme from the show "Cops" I watched this show a lot back in the 90s and early 2000s, and because of that I worked as an officer for a few years before turning my career path elsewhere.

Sultans of Swing - Dire Straits My dad used to listen to this all the time when I was growing up, so it brings back some memories.

I'm going to leave it here. Some of these I put in here make me feel so old 😭

[lightofraye]

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon Studebaker, Television North Korea, South Korea Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb Sugar Ray, Panmunjom Brando, The King And I, And The Catcher In The Rye Eisenhower, Vaccine England's got a new queen Marciano, Liberace Santayana goodbye We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Campanella Communist Bloc Roy Cohn, Juan Peron Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu Falls, "Rock Around the Clock" Einstein, James Dean Brooklyn's got a winning team Davy Crockett, Peter Pan Elvis Presley, Disneyland Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev Princess Grace, Peyton Place Trouble in the Suez We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Little Rock, Pasternak Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Zhou En-lai Bridge On The River Kwai Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle California baseball Starkweather Homicide Children of Thalidomide Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur Space Monkey, Mafia Hula Hoops, Castro Edsel is a no-go U-2, Syngman Rhee Payola and Kennedy Chubby Checker, Psycho Belgians in the Congo We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Hemingway, Eichmann Stranger in a Strange Land Dylan, Berlin Bay of Pigs invasion Lawrence of Arabia British Beatlemania Ole Miss, John Glenn Liston beats Patterson Pope Paul, Malcolm X British Politician sex J.F.K. blown away What else do I have to say? We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it Birth control, Ho Chi Minh Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine Terror on the airline Ayatollahs in Iran Russians in Afghanistan Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride Heavy metal suicide Foreign debts, homeless Vets AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores China's under martial law Rock and Roller cola wars I can't take it anymore We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire But when we are gone It will still burn on, and on And on, and on We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No, we didn't light it But we tried to fight it We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning

[daughterofdessalines]

The Fraternal order of police is an organized crime syndicate… especially in places like NYC, Buffalo, Baltimore, L.A., Bay Area, Chicago,Ohio, & the deep South like Texas, Florida, Alabama, Kentucky and Louisiana .. police m*rderers are rarely prosecuted in locations where the “blue mafia” is a state-backed unified front.

JUSTICE FOR JAYLAND WALKER

[jimmy-johns-was-taken]

OK OK

This is an overview of a Creep AU I have

@sp00kywrites thank u for asking me about it :)

Creepypasta Mafia (?) AU

Ok so overall idea

The world is divided into 2 smaller worlds that kinda co-exist. These worlds are the human world and the monster world. They aren’t on 2 separate plains if reality but more or less one is invisible to the other, if that makes sense

Some monsters interact with humans and some humans interact with monsters, but it’s normally all about business. Relationships are often looked down upon.

Slender owns a massive company that was given to him through the family (the other slender brothers do have stuff going on). It’s one of the largest companies in the world and has monopolies and shit. His mansion is in Alabama (where marble hornets took place) but he has warehouses and ports throughout the country.

Most of the creeps can be hired to do certain stuff. Like Jeff is a trained assassin, BEN is really good at stealing and getting info, Jack often is consulted for medical stuff, etc (I think a cool idea would be LJ owning a huge circus and being mega rich). Most of them have bases in certain areas, but they all have ventured into Slender Woods at some point.

I have 2 OC’s for this AU. One is a demon and the other is a shadow person. Lola, a shadow person, is an assassin. Not to big and they don’t charge much, but their name is known I guess. Lyssa is a demon who owns what’s called the ‘New Orleans Port’ (it’s basically just a massive port and makes her a shit load of money).

That’s all for now, but if you want a certain character in more detail lmk

[buckymorelikefuckme]

remember the mafia bucky fic i abandoned?? i just had a Thought.

when he proposes (bc it’s not if, it’s absolutely when) i feel like he pulls an andrew from sweet home alabama and takes reader to tiffany’s—or maybe cartier—after closing and has her pick out whatever she wants for her engagement ring, plus some extra happies just bc he can’t say no to her sparkling eyes and pout when she sees something she simply cannot live without…