#al.speaking

[hellionsheart]

whenever the party is Mila, Karlach, Lae'zel and Shadowheart it's because Mila and Karlach think Lae'zel and Shadowheart should kiss

giving each other a look everytime Shadowheart and Lae'zel have a conversation that isn't confrontational

[mickeymouse-moshpit]

You can probably guess, but my fave has been streetlights, people! It’s such a sweet premise and I really love the development of the characters and seeing their dates :’) But your new year’s fic with Chef!Pero absolutely makes my heart squeeze 😭❤️ I’m excited to read cowboy like me, too!! It’s in my drafts to get to when I’ve got time :D —ifimayhaveaword

askldfjdshdkjl; I just want you to know that your asks are always a delight to receive! This made my brain go brrRRR 🥺

[hellionsheart]

thinking about her* to get through my shift

*fictional tiefling Karlach Cliffgate

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you're telling me I hear Karlach say "I wouldn't have bothered falling in love with you if I'd known saying goodbye would be so hard." and then I have to go to work?!

she says "My mind is whittled down to the black hole that should've been our future." and I have to do my job???

I hate it here

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artists that draw Karlach way taller than the rest of the party I love you

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Plenty of people have said simular things but I 100% believe Hobie joined spider society with the intention of bringing it down from the inside. He was on Miles' side from the very beginning, he leaned into the punk stereotype so everyone would believe he was only stealing/breaking things for the sake of anarchy. No one suspected that he was making something or had any sort of plan, especially not Miguel who underestimated him the entire time.

I also just enjoy that they made him British after I found out spider-punk was the original concept for spider-uk.

[hellionsheart]

I was going to apologise to the people who followed me from that one Wyll video only for me to post mostly Karlach but Wyll fans and Karlach fans are best friends

we are holding hands

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I know the truth is I just follow a lot of people who also like Karlach but I like to pretend that when my mutuals post Karlach related content they're doing it for me

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my centaur paladin is supposed to be meeting her (maybe) dad (a king) for the first time today and I was supposed to plan some kind of speech but I didn't and idk know what to say!!!

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I haven't talked about my birthday enough this year

it's tomorrow btw

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I think Karlach deserves some big boots

in fact I think all tall women deserve big boots so they can be even taller women

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my favourite kind of bg3 ship is squishy spellcaster/strong woman

squishy spell caster is trying so hard to concentrate in battle but they can't help but watch strong woman fight

[hellionsheart]

Karlach and Gale being my favourite characters has shown me that maybe I have a type but that type is people that may literally explode at any moment

[hellionsheart]

I see a lot of ginger tavs romancing Karlach

I guess we've just collectively decided Karlach likes redheads

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I'm a little disappointed with the Karlach content in the epilogue

If she doesn't make it the only character who even mentions her is Withers. The last time you were all together you watched her die and no one has anything to say about it? No one says they miss her, no one comforts a heartbroken tav.

If you go to avernus with her then romancing her makes very little difference to the dialogue you get. A hug is replaced with a kiss, you don't get both and you can ony hug/kiss her one time. Halsin literally calls her your friend.

If you don't go to avernus with her and Wyll (the option she will choose, if you let her) the reunion is completely platonic, no mention of you ever being together.

[hellionsheart]

I've always hated pet names, just the idea of anyone calling me them made me uncomfy

but Karlach calling me darling? Gale calling me my love?

maybe pet names are not so bad