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                                             make       it       through.

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@snakesimp​ / craig: ❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜ 

“  i  have  an  idea  or  two.  “  probably  more.  shit,  jackie  really  loves  halloween.  dressing  up  in  sexy  outfits,  scary  movies,  haunted  houses,  crazy  parties  being  hosted  all  month,  and  not  to  mention  the  amount  of  degrassi  girls  jackie  overcharges  in  exchange  for  doing  their  makeup.  the  entire  spook  season  was  overall  fun.  tilting  her  head,  she  looks  at  craig.  “  and  what  about  you?  pirate?  vampire?  ...  sexy  rockstar?  “

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@callieopes​: scared? i’m not scared.

“ oh  come  on,  you’re  practically  shaking  in  your  mary  janes.  “  she  teases,  shit  eating  smirk  only  growing  as  she  leans  against  her  knuckles.  finally,  jackie  shakes  her  head   and  leans  back  in  her  seat,  eyeing  the  blonde. “  okay,  fine.  prove  to  me  you  aren’t  scared.  you,  me,  halloween  haunt. tonight. “

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#know ur worth

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Alexa Demie and Taylor Russell in Waves (2019) dir. Trey Edward Shults

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Send 💬  for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.

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also forgive me but i am dropping all my threads bc unorganized ... but i’ll be reblogging memes all day and sending memes n starting semi-over again bc... miss jackie my beloved i miss her

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>:)

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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&. 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  a  mix  of  horror,  humor,  and  happy  hauntings!  )

❛ you say beetlejuice three times. and i’ll say candyman five times. then we get them to fight. ❜

❛ that’s your face? oh, i thought it was a mask. ❜

❛ if you ever get scared, you can hold my hand. ❜

❛ how late do you think the blood bank stays open? ❜

❛ what slasher do you think you could take? in a fight, i mean. ❜

❛ and the walls will ooze green slime?! wait, they always do that. ❜

❛ holy shit, you should have seen the look on your face! ❜

❛ these pumpkins may be tiny, but they give so much serotonin. ❜

❛ on halloween we dress as skeletons. but in reality, skeletons dress as us. ❜

❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜

❛ i think we’re being followed. ❜

❛ well, one of us is going to have to change. ❜

❛ don’t tell me you’re afraid of the dark. ❜

❛ we’re not alone. ❜

❛ i see dead people. ❜

❛ scream for me, my little banshee. ❜

❛ i said, look behind you. ❜

❛ do you think ghosts ask if they believe in humans? ❜

❛ i heard the houses here give out huge candy bars. ❜

❛ it’s like we’re too old to trick or treat and too young to die. ❜

❛ hey you need a… hand? ❜

❛ halloween is the perfect day to hide a body in plain sight. ❜

❛ it’s just a mask, don’t worry! ❜

❛ have you picked out a costume yet? ❜

❛ i can read your fortune. it says you’re a nerd. ❜

❛ get in loser, we’re going to spirit halloween. ❜

❛ did that ghost just spell ‘get out’ wrong? ❜

❛ if you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. ❜

❛ if a zombie apocalypse started on halloween, it would take a while to realize. ❜

❛ you frightened me. do it again. ❜

❛ wanna see something scary? ❜

❛ i came here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat. ❜

❛ i don’t think we should be here. ❜

❛ maybe i’ll summon a demon so i can hang out with someone. ❜

❛ what i want to be for halloween is loved. ❜

❛ what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ i’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going. ❜

❛ some people have swimming pools, other people have private cemeteries. ❜

❛ they really need to add bloopers at the end of horror movies. ❜

❛ you alright? you look like you’ve seen a ghost. ❜

❛ that’s fake blood, right? ❜

❛ i could have sworn we were just here. ❜

❛ do not say we should split up. ❜

❛ did the eyes in that painting just move? ❜

❛ i think it’s found us. ❜

❛ scared? i’m not scared. ❜

❛ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❜

❛ whatever you do, don’t look behind you. ❜

❛ i think i’m getting pretty good at this pumpkin carving business. ❜

❛ the scariest thing about halloween is that rent is due the next day. ❜

❛ …and they were never heard from again. ❜

❛ i know this isn’t your area of expertise, but is this guy dead? ❜

❛ why does that grave have your name on it? ❜

❛ i could really go for a hot chocolate right now. ❜

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𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕤𝕫𝕟 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤

send 1 to watch a scary movie with my muse send 2 to go to a real haunted house with my muse send 3 to go to a commercial haunted house with my muse send 4 to go to a theme park (knott’s berry farm, 6 flags, etc) during halloween with my muse send 5 to go trick or treating with my muse send 6 to help my muse into their costume send 7 for my muse to help yours into their costume send 8 to be scared by my muse send 9 to scare my muse send 10 to put up halloween decorations with my muse send 11 to host a halloween party with my muse send 12 to go to a halloween party with my muse send 13 to pick out costumes with my muse send 14 to help my muse get ready for a costume party send 15 for my muse to help yours get ready for a costume party send 16 for our muses to hold a séance send 17 for our muses to play with a ouija board send 18 for our muses to go to a fortune teller together send 19 for our muses to carve a jack-o-lantern send 20 for our muses to go to the pumpkin patch send 21 for our muses to get lost in a haunted corn maze send 22 for our muses to tell ghost stories send 23 for our muses to do halloween baking together send 24 for our muses to see a ghost together send 25 for our muses to be in a cemetery together send 26 for our muses to toilet paper a house together send 27 for our muses to pull halloween pranks send 28 for our muses to happen upon a spooky abandoned house send 29 for our muses to hear a strange noise in the night send 30 for our muses to argue over who is being what for halloween (couple costume/pair costume)

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ALEXA DEMIE as MADDY PEREZ

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@michalchvk its them.

EUPHORIA PLAYLIST ➳ Cassie Howard/Maddy Perez | ► LISTEN  Favorite B*tch - Terror Jr | Soulmate - Lizzo | Boys Ain’t Sh*t - Audrey Mika & Tate McRae | Con Altura - Rosalía | ¡Aquí Yo Mando! - Kali Uchis & Rico Nasty | F*ck Marry Kill - Daddy Issues | Versace Hottie - Princess Nokia | Untrust Us - Crystal Castles | Best Friend - Doja Cat & Saweetie | LUCID - Rina Sawayama for @sexualsportswear

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michalchvk​:

– EYEBROWS RISE INDICATIVELY, as if inviting jackie to elaborate on that statement if she likes – though not surprised when she doesn’t. paige would have no explanation if she hung out with someone like jay either. even now, she’s crafting the perfect monologue of long-winded insults in her head in case she does happen to run into him at this party. jackie actually seems alright, though. all things considered, paige likes her eyeshadow. ‘ sorry that i can’t act enthused about the stench of asbestos and cheap beer, ’ she retorts in a way that doesn’t sound sorry at all. ‘ if that’s a piss poor attitude to you, then i’ll just continue to be relieved that i have taste. ’ 

but it’s true that it might help her RELAX, because anyone with eyes could probably tell that paige seems kind of tense. however, with the way jackie clears the path, paige has to begrudgingly think to herself that the brunette seems like someone good to have around at a party. or maybe in general. ‘ THAT remains to be seen. i’ll be the judge, but…that would be mean that we’d have to hang out again, ’ she says, but it’s with a wicked teasing grin, giving in to the sound of jackie’s laughter. ‘ to new friendships, ’ paige agrees, and maybe when she sees jackie at practice on monday, she might actually flash her a smile that’s genuine. she clinks her class against jackie’s before throwing it back, unable to keep from coughing slightly afterward. well, that’s embarrassing. still, she welcomes the slightly fuzzier feeling that follows. she could do another. ‘ do you know that guy ? he keeps STARING, very stalker-like, ’ paige asks, head tilting ever so subtly toward the corner of the room. 

the fact that paige was here proved either her and alex were as cozy as jackie could assume, or the blonde wasn’t as uptight as the other believed. honestly? jackie’s hoping for a mixture of both. she hasn’t spent a lot of time outside of school around paige, so it’s cool to see how she works outside of being the bossy little coach at practice. and jackie doesn’t really mind the company, especially since she told herself no more scandalous hookups until graduation and alex was currently AWOL.  “oh my god, shut up. you aren’t going to have any fun if you’re so.. uptight. so relax, kay, princess?” it’s a lighthearted tone followed by a laugh as her head throws itself back. bringing people out of their element was something jackie thrived at, and paige was making it difficult. oh well, just means she has to pump her with alcohol. that’d be fun.

“right. maybe next time we can hang at whatever your idea of a party is.” the raven haired girl teases back before throwing back the shot and putting the glass down. no matter how many times she does this, her body still quivers slightly with the burn. despite paiges clear subtilty, jackie doesn’t do so well with that, so her eyes are quick to sharply glare in the direction of the stranger who was, indeed, staring them down. “no idea. but, we look hot,” her hands motion between the two. “so, of course someone’s gonna stare.” a beat. “if he’s creeping you out i can totally kick his ass.”

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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”

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