#akiteru poops

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Haikyuu sleeping/night headcannons

pt. 1, pt. 2

fluff, gn!reader, I also aged up some of the characters because I think it fit more that way (it’s still sfw though don’t worry)

A/n: these aren’t worded correctly but whatever also I’ll probably make a part two

~340 words~

warnings: lev’s is suggestive

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At first Yachi has a lot of worries about sleeping with you, but once she gets comfortable she’s so cuddly and she’s even sweeter

After the night you and Tsukishima had a sleepover, he pretends as if his pillow is you. He’ll put it on his chest and stroke the top while talking to it. He literally has full blown conversations with “you” and he gives the pillow your personality

Kuroo gets really tired and he expects you to as well. So when you try to get up to use the bathroom, he assumes you’re still asleep and so he holds you down while he tries to ask his Alexa/Google Home how to stop someone who sleepwalks

Asahi loves to hide you in his chest while he kisses your head and tells you to go to sleep. He’ll just start doing it out of nowhere, no matter what you’re doing. But don’t say anything bad to him about it, it makes him feel secure

Nishinoya likes to play social media roulette, where he’ll refresh all of his socials and the first post that comes up is the last post he’ll see from that app that day. He makes such a big deal out of it that you start doing it too, so much so that now it’s a competition who’ll be done faster

Akiteru holds you in his arms tightly while he hooks his leg around you and kisses your neck. He has a secret teddy bear that he does this with when you’re not there, but you found out after he took it out of the closet while you were sleeping quietly in the bed. The closet had creaked so loudly that it woke you up with a scream, which then scared him because he thought you had left.

Lev needs skin-to-skin contact to sleep, and so it’s either you or him that’s shirtless. He prefers laying on your chest, but if you’re sad his armpit area is always open. (A/n: Does that sound weird)

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A very self indulgent drawing of AkiNinKei 💕 (my poly self ship with Akiteru and Keishin) might be up sometime this week, just as a warning.

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Sakiyama Tsubasa 30th bday event: report

Hey I’m alive and still stanning sakitsuba and toumyu and getting my ass back into Haikyuu. Look at my avatar, Akiteru forever crying, that’s me. I went to the first shift of the Tokyo events (each is a little different from the other, including the outfits he wears), Sakiyama was wearing a black suit with slightly (YuHaku style) oversized pants and a really long ass decorative pin on his blazer. His shirt, he said, had a hint of green but it was kinda hard to tell tbh xD MC was, again, his kouhai from Spacecraft company, Nagamatsu Bunta. He did a really good job! Go Bun-chan.  Since the event now was on his actual birthday, november 3rd, Bunta asked how Sakiyama felt about it, but he said that since he’d already had his birthday events in Osaka, and celebrations with the toumyu cast and others, he felt like he’d been having a birthday week rather than a birthday, and he enjoyed it very much. Then how about today, Bunta asked. Sakiyama was like... well, I woke up being 30 years old (he was born at 7 in the morning), did my first toilet visit... (etc.) Everyone laughed so much xD The first part included showing three pictures of Sakiyama at various ages. 1st was as toddler, which was a set of 3 pictures of him eating a snack while falling asleep. Bunta compared baby Sakiyama’s closed eyes to Pokémon’s Brock xD Sakiyama explained it as, I was sleepy but also wanted to eat. Cute! Second picture is when he was 9 or so, apparently  he played soccer then? Kid Sakiyama looked a little defiant. Third one was from when he was 20, at his coming of age ceremony, holding a dog (same breed as chako but I’m pretty sure chako is younger?? idk he didn’t name it). They talked about the suit and Bunta asked what kind of tie he wore, and Sakiyama said, the dog is the tie.  The second part was Sakiyama answering questions from the quention box in which fans had been putting questions before the show. I’m fairly sure they were selected by staff and then put into another box to be actually picke out and used. I don’t remember all questions, except I think what he gets for oden (a typical dish of ingredients in broth) is daikon, egg and shirataki with yuzu spice. Next they played a set of games and if Sakiyama failed at 2 out of 3 he’d have to do a punishment. First challenge was to introduce himself in exactly 30 seconds. His introduction was really basic and funny because of how he said things. He was fairly close to 30 seconds when he said (I like curry. I like strawberries, which he said like, karee suki... ichigo suki..., so cute), and then he dragged on and everyone was laughing already and he said that again and finished at 45 seconds, so he totally failed xDD Second challenge was to build a tower of 10 empty cans in 30 seconds, he did pretty well and got to 6 when it collapsed - and then pretended to build more, holding the ‘7th’ can and putting one on top. Another failure, but Bunta said it was hard because the cans were not all the same. Third was gestures - and the audience had to guess what he was portraying. That one worked out okay (I don’t really remember what he was portraying except when he did ‘drunk businessman’, someone commented ‘the power of poop’ and everyone, especially Bunta, was dying). But he still failed 2/3 so there was a punishment game. Staff brought 3 cups of tea, and 2/3 were supposed to be extremely bitter. Bunta joined in and he and Sakiyama took a cup and drank. Bunta had bitter tea and he REALLY didn’t like it xDD He asked for water immediately... and Sakiyama was like, this is ok. This tastes good. And Bunta was confused like? wait, staff how many are bitter? He tried Sakiyama’s tea, and it was bitter! And then he tried the remaining one... which was also bitter! So in the end it wasn’t really punishment for Sakiyama... experienced tea drinker xD After that, they would ask give statements about Sakiyama and the audience had a sheet with right and wrong signs on them to use to answer. I also don’t remember all of these, except he tends to buy dango at the conbini register even when he shouldn’t. You know, like when you get sweets because they’re there and you know you shouldn’t but.... You buy the anyway. Another question was about what Sakiyama wanted to be when he was a kid (a policeman - like what he wore at the Osaka event so it was kind of a trick question??), and I remembered reading he wanted to be a pro baseball player, which was indeed correct. Bunta wanted to become b-daman xD There was also something about  muscle training and about which muscles are difficult to train. I can’t be more supportive of controlled training because, he works so hard but I definitely want him to eat and be healthy and happy.  Last, they showed  video of Sakiyama doing some handmade pottery (and screwing up), it was very cute and he succeeded in making some real cups too xD Then there was a lottery for 2 people to win something he’d made (one failure which was actually cute and a real cup).  At the end they showed the visual for ‘wake atte, kasei ni sumimashita - erabaresh 4nin’ (For reasons we lived on Mars - the chosen 4) and Bunta asked where on the posters (which one of the people in space suits) Sakiyama was, and he pointed at Mars. xD And then there was cake - as in it was brought on stage, and shown to us, with Sakiyama going like ‘which strawberry should I eat first’ xD Laaaastly I wasn’t aware we were getting a clear file tokuten given by the man himself (thank you spacecraft I love you), so I had my 3 seconds face to face again and HIS SMILE OK it’s the best. I’m also fairly sure that after all other 3 seconds face to face he recognizes me now, which is more than I could ask for xD <3 In short, Sakiyama seemed to have fun, He’s happy to be where he is now, he gained a lot of confidence and feels like it’s totally ok to act like the boke idiot that he really is. I remember when I first got interested in him, that I thought he seemed quite serious but no xD  

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“And there was only one bed” ft. Akiteru

fluff, fem!reader

~1237 words~

A/n: let's pretend akiteru and you work at a 9-5 job

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Akiteru looked to Y/n after seeing the singular bed in their shared hotel room. "I can call them to go and change our ro-"

"No it's fine, they're probably stuffed anyways." Y/n sighed as she put her bag on the floor, checking around the place. "Dang, I've never seen a shower like that before."

The two co-workers were on a company vacation which consisted of them staying at a hotel in their area for the night. Their boss, Kyou Yamasaki, thought of it as a "big sleepover" where they could carpool back to work in the morning.

Akiteru sat down on a spinning chair, resisting shutting his eyes and falling asleep right there. Yamasaki tired them all out from making them walk to the hotel from work.

Y/n looked over to Akiteru, motioning towards the bathroom. "Hey, I'm going to take a shower real quick, okay?" He nodded, his eyelids faltering. She sighed, leaning against the wall. "You know, if you're tired you can always just sleep in the bed-"

He opened his eyes slightly while he shook his head. "I need to shower anyways."

"Oh, well then I'll try not to keep you waiting." She smiled before leaving him alone.

Akiteru had known Y/n for a while, and they had gotten closer due to Yamasaki's antics. He's been wanting to know her better, and one could argue that a sleepover in the same bed would be a great way to do that.

He didn't really like the idea at first, but the more he thought about it, the more he played into the idea of Y/n's arms wrapped around his waist as he hid his face in her neck, her thigh hooked over his.

He stretched up at the sound of the water turning off, knowing that he would have to get up soon. Y/n quickly changed and brushed her teeth in the bathroom before stepping out. "Shower's ready," She stated as she went to go put her old clothes away.

Akiteru stepped into the shower, turning on the already-warm water and quickly rinsing himself off before getting ready for bed. He used the towel to dry his hair out of the best of his ability before going over to his bag.

Y/n was sitting down in the chair he previously sat on, scrolling through her phone. Once she noticed that he was there, she put it down and spun to face him. "Thanks for keeping the seat warm."

He chuckled. "It's one of my talents."

"So, do you want the bed?" Y/n asked.

"Well if I took it, then where would you go?" She lifted her legs up onto the chair. "You can't just sleep on a chair."

"I don't know, it's pretty comfy." She shrugged as she patted the seat. "I mean, it's still pretty from when your butt made out with it-"

"Y/n!" He shushed her as they both laughed.

"No but seriously, what are we going to do about the bed." They both looked at the queen-sized mattress.

"...Why don't we just share it then? It's big enough for both of us."

Akiteru shrugged. "Yeah, I guess that's fine."

"Okay, before we get into bed, do you drool and/or sleepwalk?" He shook his head. "Do you kick?" He shook it again. "Bite? Hit?"

"No, I don't do anything weird in my sleep. Do you?"

"No, I don't think so."

"Well then that's good." He got out his charger, plugging it into the outlet nearest to the bed. "Do you want to get in first? I have to get something really quickly."

"Oh, sure!" Y/n walked over to the bed and laid down on the left side, bringing her knees up slightly as she watched him.

Akiteru tried not to make eye contact with her as he got underneath the right side of the cover, turning to face the wall in front of him. "Good night."

"Good night, Aki." She sighed and closed  her eyes, her head resting against the back of her hand.

"It's cold in here, isn't it?" Akiteru noted as he turned around to face her.

"Yeah, I don't think their heater is working because of the amount of people here."

"Are you fine, or do I need to go ask if we can get som-" He put a hand on her elbow.

She hissed, taking it in between hers and warming it up. "I think you're the one who's not fine."

"No, I'm always like this." He lied, curling his toes. "You just seem very cold right now, and I don't think Yamasaki would be very happy if you came to work tomorrow with a cold."

She laughed, putting her hands back under her head. "It's not that cold in here."

"Here, if you're really that cold, I think I have something that you can-" She started getting up from her spot.

He grabbed her arm. "No, it's fine."

She stared at him for a while before laying back down on the bed. "Fine. But if you are ever actually cold, tell me."

"I'm sure I will." He said, chuckling. "Good night Y/n."

"Good night."

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Akiteru squinted after seeing the sun blasting through the curtains, the strong air conditioning blowing the fabric apart. He hid his face in Y/n's chest, wrapping his arms around her.

Wait a minute- He felt her head resting on top of his and her arms wrapped around his waist. He decided to go back to sleep, dreading the awkwardness that would soon come.

Y/n let out a moan as she woke up, pressing closer to her pillow. Her eyes fluttered open once she realized her pillow was very much Akiteru-shaped. "Huh? Oh my- oh I'm so sorry!"

She tried to move away and give him some space, but the half-asleep man pulled her back to him. Y/n tapped his head repeatedly while she called out his name.

"What?" He feigned obliviousness as he moved away from her chest and laid on the pillow. He looked up at her. "What happened?"

"Y-you were sleeping on me," She became flustered and looked away. "Sorry about that."

"It's not your fault Y/n, it probably happened because of how cold it was."

"Yeah." She checked the time. "We have like 2 hours before work, do you want to start getting ready?"

"Let's just sleep in for a bit, we have some time." He turned to his side, waiting for her to return back to their previous position.

"Yeah, I guess you're right." She laid back down under the covers before flinching. "Jeez, it's so cold! You know what, you do that, I'm going to go get some breakfast."

Akiteru sat up, his elbows pointing outwards as he used his arms to support himself. "I can come with you if you want."

"No it's fine, I'll just go and bring some stuff back." She smiled, putting on some slippers. "And plus, Yamasaki might make us go back earlier if we're all down there."

He sighed. "That's true. Well then I'll see you soon?"

"Yep!" She smiled at him before leaving the room. He could hear her meeting up with someone else as they talked about their stay.

Akiteru ran his hands through his hair as he laid back down, not able to fall back asleep.

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OoooOOoooOoo I see someone’s got a crush on Koganegawa 👀 I think you two would be pretty cute together ngl. How would a day in your relationship look like?

Shhhhh don’t say that so loudly, he might hear ya! 😳

But thank you! I don’t know what happened or how it happened, but last night I was staring at his lil face for a good few minutes before concluding that he is pretty adorable.

I mean, look at that ^^

It’s not like a hubby tier kinda crush (that is reserved for Akiteru, Keishin, and Kuroo), but definitely more of a puppy love like Lev and I.

A Day In NinEgawa

Wakes up to him accidentally kicking me off the bed. (He looks like a someone who loves to sprawl out when they sleep haha)

I crawl back up on to bed to flop down on him, just to wake him up for some sleepy morning cuddles.

He’ll yawn real wide and just throw his arms around me while mumbling “Good morning, *yawns* Nin-chan”

Eventually, after another 2 hours of morning cuddles, we’re both hungry so we get up to cook some breakfast.

We’ll settle down and watch at least an episode of anime together.

Then after, he’ll wait an hour or two before going out for a jog while I go upstairs to work.

He comes back all sweaty and barges into my office to hangout, before picking me up to cuddle some more. But because he is stinky, I just tell him to go shower, in which he eventually does, but only after he spends another hour playing with our cat.

Then he spends a good couple of hours video calling his friends from his contact list while I continue to work (lol ik, I am kinda boring), but sometimes if it is someone I know or is comfortable being around, like Hinata, he will drag me out of my work cave to join his call.

Loves to treat me to lunch, he almost always take a new jogging route each time, so he keeps discovering these cool places to go to. So yes, we’re probably eating lunch out a lot.

After lunch, we’ll go on a little stroll at this new spot he’d found, and we’d chill there for a good while if the weather is good!

Even if we’ve just eaten lunch, we’d already be planning our din din, occasionally talking about our good friends and the silly things they’d done.

He’s always sending me memes!! Even when we’re together, sometimes his friends just sends him one and he immediately forwards it to me completely out of context ahah.

We’re pretty independent, especially on days when he has practice, because I always have work to occupy myself, while he does so with practice and his friends.

Sometimes, a spontaneous hangout happens when one of his teammates decide to go grab some drinks after practice, or come by and chill at our place (Our house became a big hangout spot.)

He won’t stop talking about this Tsukki guy, but he never shows up or hangs out with him LOL.

He doesn’t really send his friends home when it’s late, he kinda just keeps hanging out until he falls asleep mid conversation, and his friends will leave on their own. Meanwhile, I’ll just be there awkwardly chatting with them and apologizing on his behalf.

Then when everyone is gone, I’ll try to carry his GIANT self up stairs on my 5′3 back lmao.

Uhhh, I’ll probably drop him by accident at one point, and he’ll wake up to crawl the rest of the way upstairs to brush his teeth and flop on to bed.

Will straight up howl like a silly wolf when I take too long to brush my teeth just so I can come give him head rubs.

Cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, all day and night.

I hope this was entertaining to read haha, my brain is so pooped, and quarantine is making it difficult for me to come up with anything more adventurous haha.

Overall, I think he would be really respectful of my shyness + introverted-ness, and I would probably seek comfort in the fact that he tends to know what to say or do in public, so I can hide behind him when I am too socially anxious. HOWEVER, whenever I’m feeling social, he’d be really happy for me and always try to find ways to include me in conversations so I never feel left out. 💗💗💗