#akiras spielberg liveblog

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and dont get me started on fucking ferrari, leclerc drove better in f2 than verstappen ever did when they pulled him to f1 trying to replicate the wunderkind moment but rbr miscalculated because there is only one sebastian fucking vettel and there will only BE one sebastian fucking vettel no matter how much people want to make everyone forget him

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WE CONCUR 💚🇩🇪

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HOLY FUCK THE APPLAUSE IN THE STANDS WHEN VETTEL PULLED HIMSELF FROM THE GRAVEL AND CONTINUED 💚💚💚💚💚💚

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BABY WON!!! ❤️🏁🏎

Spielberg '22

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some cute things from the austrian gp '22:

- the little girl child that kept screaming "FERRARI" in the middle of an orange field;

- a grandpa w/ Kimi's alfa romeo hat being driven in a fucking mustang car;

- the dude in the Lotus shirt i went full heart eyes over;

- the dude with the huge #44 tattoo on his leg;

- the old rbr!dudes who agreed that charles' overtake on max was "damn good driving";

- the mclaren fans who applauded to us in ferrari hats in the middle of navy and orange stands;

- the ppl in navy and orange who stood up, sang the italian hymn and then applauded to the group of older dudes in full ferrari gear;

- the dudes who chuckled at me going insane and then let me pass to see Andretti's Lotus 😭;

- when I shouted "du bist WELTMEISTER" randomly and a Dutch dude made sure to try to speak german with me, obviously translating dutch to deutsch, to tell me he gets me and im good;

- like 8 dudes in Ferrari gear hugging me when Charles won;

- all of us in red randomly screaming FORZA FERRARI - FORZA at each other when we saw each other;

- the way everyone cheered for Mick during that 5-way battle 🤍;

- everyone cheering for Seb when he spun (both times) 💚;

- assholes who were booing being shushed and shut up quickly where i was standing;

- when I said "if I see Mattia its on sight, imma get thrown in jail" and a lady and her son turning and giving me a thumbs up;

- seeing Lewis and Seb at the back of the drivers' truck parade and just whispering "Sewis rights always" to myself;

- seeing Charles' overtake on Max live;

- seeing Mick's overtake live;

- that "Seb for president" banner;

- meeting @noope306 💚 and her confirming Seb's hair is perfect in person;

- CHARLES P1, LEWIS P3, MICK P6!!!!

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THE WAY MICK DROVE HE HELD OFF LEWIS IM SO PROUD OF HIM AND IT WAS AMAZING TO SEE 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

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okay folks im off to spielberg, all the posts are gonna be tagged with # akiras spielberg liveblog, im off discord, i will also either get tied to a tree or get arrested for punching someone, wish me luck! :D

special mention to @c2stan and @holdmyhopeinyourhands who offered alibis and @stormxpadme who offered to bail me out when i unavoidably do sth stupid) <3

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GOOD MORNING ITS HALF PAST SIX AND IM GOING TO SPIELBERG TODAY

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IF I COULD FUCK A CAR AKA SEB'S 2012 RB08 😳😳😳

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For @stormxpadme ❤️🏁

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LEWIS!!!!! WENT BY!!!! LEWIS HAMILTON!!!! LEWISSSS 💜💜💜💜

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god straight white boy f1 fans are the worst istg

when lewis races and pushes gasly off the track (yday which im not even sure he did tbh i didnt see) and when he complains to his team then he is the worst, but when verstappen does it to anyone at least once per fucking race he is apparently "once in a century generational talent"

when vettel is a bastard hes illegitimate champion w maybe "one deserved championship" but verstappen is "comparablw to schumacher" and ofc hes "a bit of a bastard"

in other news im currently not speaking to one of my best friends :)

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ngl the worst part of today was everyone standing up and my short ass not being able to see anything but the huge cloud of smoke when carlos crashed, my fucking heart stopped

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bff: god i wanted to punch you today

me: fair. why?

him: you heard @noope306 say "RB08 is at the other side of rb ring" and you fucking flew through three fucking hills. i couldnt keep up with you

me: i mean. if i could fuck a car- 👀

him: im so proud and so disgusted by you sometimes

me: i contain multitudes :)

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A WHOLE DOZEN OF FERRARI CLAD GUYS AND ME JUST JUMPED IN THE AIR SCREAMING "JAAAAA" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"

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me and sis are having an impromptu concert in the car while we're stuck in traffic and the boys are just murmuring "oh my god there's two of them we forgot they're sisters oh shit"