#ajfoigehajge i diont even know what to say here holy fuck whaley poppin off

[marc--chilton]

HEY ITS WHALEY BACK (I love the name!) and oh my god no yeah I absolutely get it, even my AUs have AUs it’s kind of a problem.

In terms of the vagueness of when they started dating/really got together. I can make this More :]

Thinking that it’s at first a lighthearted point of contention between them on when it really counts, they both have different answers and will bicker about when to celebrate an anniversary. The ducklings when they found out would probably make bets about when it happened, subtly try to probe the two to get an answer, and then be shocked when House and Wilson just kinda Shrug and say they genuinely don’t know.

I think eventually Wilson (being such an insecure dumbass <3) would start to feel actually Bad about not knowing and having a date like Every Other Couple does, but House would get annoyed and say they’re not like Every Other Couple and it doesn’t matter. And Wilson would be hurt but not mention it until it blows up and they actually genuinely fight, Wilson thinking that House doesn’t care enough about their relationship because it doesn’t bother him that they don’t know when it happened, and House thinking that Wilson is just trying to substitute him in for his ex wives by treating him the same and just wants him to be a docile omega he can shower with gifts (because let’s be honest, no way that man didn’t go all out on anniversaries) and then I think they like. Don’t speak to each other for a week. Until House realizes that he’s stupid to think Wilson would ever try to treat him like a “traditional omega” and talks to him.

And he doesn’t quite apologize but he tells him he was scared of Wilson treating him like one of his ex-wives because he didn’t want their relationship to end. And he didn’t care about not having an anniversary not because he doesn’t care about Wilson, but because he knows Wilson loves him every day because Wilson shows it every day, even when they’re fighting. And Wilson is really touched but also decides it doesn’t matter and they stop fighting.

Until one day in the future House decides to bring it up again, starting the lighthearted teasing about it again, gets Wilson riled up but not quite upset because he’s over it, but not understanding why House is doing this Now, until House says he “has a solution to the anniversary problem” and pulls out a ring box and gets down on one knee even though it hurts him. Wilson starts crying immediately. House makes fun of him for being a crybaby and Wilson pulls him up to make him stop stressing his leg and then Wilson does his stupid little “are you sure?” song and dance and House replies with “have you ever known me to do anything I don’t want?” and Wilson laughs and says “you’re right, silly me” and they kiss and laugh and dance around the room and just as Wilson is paged and torn away for work House drops the bomb “I’ve been sure since the day I met you.” And Wilson is gaping like a fish as house grabs his cane and walks out but not before slapping Wilson on the ass to leave him blushing just as his next patient comes in for an appointment.

Cameron would call dibs on wedding planning but then Chase would have to pry it out of her hands when she gets a little Too crazy about it. Thirteen is House’s best person (girldad moment) and Cuddy is Wilson’s (House wranglers unite) and everything that could go wrong at the wedding Does and it’s perfect. and they’re not a traditional couple, but they never could be and they like it that way.

Sorry I got out of control it’s the worms. In me brain. I have another ask to send too gimme a bit

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