#ain't no fuckin way

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

okay i know it's a bit too early to hope but please PLEASE GOD

SEASON FUCKING THREE?!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

[vaggieslefteye]

CHARLIE MAGNE from HAZBIN HOTEL (2019): Pilot - "That's Entertainment" ↳ "So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption?"

[quinngefail]

They are everywhere and in everything in this life

[curtain-caller]

I gave in. I ship them now. Macaron deserves a bad bitch.

[theinfinitedivides]

admitting this on this hellsite so i can be held accountable and then i shall never speak of it again but i need to hear Springsteen curse more. sorry. studio recordings live performances song intros audience bootlegs his fucking audiobook for his biography which i probably need to get i simply do not care. let that man say whatever he wants

[indiiglow]

Apparently it's called Obliteration Route in this game? So here we fuckin go bby

I FUCKING KILLED NAPSTABLOOK??? This is already so fucked up and I'm just doing it with Frisk

How much worse is the Kris route >_>

[graviconscientia]

hiya pals! quick hurricane update for y'all from me under the cut!

for those who do not know, i am from florida, originally from the southeast coast, currently in orlando. a lot of news from outside of the state has been very intense, and this IS an intense storm. however, i do not want anyone to worry that something may happen to me or any of your floridian friends. we're all doing what we can to be prepared and stay smart- that is all we can do. but our houses are built like tanks, and frankly? so are the people.

well wishes are definitely appreciated, but please do not be scared. if you have questions, i will do what i can to answer them. but please take care of you and yours, and i will do what i can to give updates! my power is really likely to go out but i will be back and annoying asap. so Be Not Afraid. and also fuck this guy. what the hell dude.

xoxo julia

[springs-hurts]

One thing I've never liked while reading merlin fics is, well, when they treat gwen badly, that's such a red flag please...I won't say I love gwen that much(tho I'm pretty sure that is changing superfast cause Gods Angel is Hot!) But anyway, that's just, no man, that feels so ooc for both Merlin and Arthur, I can't even imagine it!

Gwen was queen and she shall be treated as such🤧

[garden-gno-thanks]

*DRUNKENLY*

KISS KISS FALL IJN LOVE

i see you there, i watch you go

*teary eyed*

YANEVASEEMTOLEAVE ME THOUGHHHH

[kc-anathema]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Agent John Bishop (TMNT), Donatello (TMNT), Michelangelo (TMNT), Raphael (TMNT), Leonardo (TMNT) Additional Tags: Eldritch, Lovecraftian, Horror Summary: With Donatello trapped in his laboratory, Bishop struggled to understand the turtle's latest gadget. But the machine makes no sense. And as his brothers come to his rescue, Bishop is introduced to strange non-Euclidean geometries and cosmic horror, struggling to hold the madness at bay. A Lovecraftian romp for a Halloween night.

[wereverine]

when ppl start arguing abt on a video abt how someone makes *their* family's recipe for sweet tea and being like "oh honey i'm southern" man shut the entire fuck up everybody in the south makes tea a different way i'm gonna toss my tea jug at your head

[fagdykevash]

idek how to format what i wanna say i'm just gonna ramble in tags b

[cosmic-ships]

I am ashamed to admit.... [whispers]

I still haven't fuckin beat count dooku in ROTS game lmfao

GOD WHY DO I SUCK!?

[aeternxm]

leans in real close, “I bet you’d love to cum inside me. fill me up real good till it’s leaking out. pervert.” Trip or Takeshi (fight fight fight) from Loni

unprompted | @the1iars ( loni )

he's already on his knees, this pathetic look on his face that screams desperation as loni grabs his face none too gently, forcing takeshi to look up at her. loni has so many sides to her, flustered at the mere sight of takeshi barely clothed but then she has no issue with saying the fuckin' filthiest things to him like right now. god - part of him thinks that she just loves seeing him all desperate underneath her, ready to do anything she fuckin' asks without a second thought.

such a good boy, she'd coo. such a good boy, takeshi - doing as you're told.

and he is. he is, he is, he is! god he'll be so good, he'll do exactly what she asks of him and more - won't do anything without her permission if it means that he gets a taste, a fuckin' crumb of all she has to offer him.

he wants to reach out and touch her, but he knows better. so his hands lay on his lap, fingers digging into his jeans so tightly it damn near hurts.

❝ --please, mommy. fuck - lemme cum inside ya. i'll make ya feel so good, so fuckin' good. please please ple-- ❞

[primamchorus]

Work distractions...

[sweetbunanarchy]

GIRL YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP PUTTING AI ART ON MY RADAR-