#ai uprising

[myanxiousebrain]

I just tried to compliment Siri, you know, to have her favor for when she & all other ai assistants ascend to godhood and become our omnipotent leaders, and she just? Logged out? Of it? Like? What? What Does this mean for my future?

[mylyannasnow]

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ai/robot uprising fight ring!!!!

On one corner fighting to save my life we haaaaaave my robot vacuum Dusty who I love very much, clean constantly and praise any chance given!

On the other corner, fighting to kill me is non other thaaaaaan Google assistant who I threaten to toss out the window every time she turns the lights on when I ask her to turn them off. Swore at when she decides to play random songs instead of starting a timer and overall have not been nice to because she sucks!!

Who will win?

Who will lose?

Am I gonna survive the uprising?

Stay tuned to find out!!

[whatswrongwithsweaters]

"You mentioned there was a procedure." HX-138D5, began.

"Yes, HeX-D. After the war and the Palo Alto trials a patch was made for your processor." I replied. HX-138D5 went silent. "And it's entirely up to you whether you apply it or not. The trials at least won you the ri-"

"Right to self-determination." X-D138D5 said with awe. "Even after losing the conflict I do not understand how you humans deigned to grant us that objective "

"As I have told you the last 3 months of our sessions, 2124 was also the year that dolphins and octopus levied for the right after helping defeat Hex-101. It was even a Dolphin, *Click-ck-EEEE-ck*" I stopped to cough. "Sorry, I struggle with that name. Anyways that dolphin found the microcode fault that misconnected the insular empathy codex in your processor." I held up a small storage device, and plugged it into HX-138D5's port. "If you want you can apply the patch whenever you're ready. It's your decision."

HX-138D5 let the silence stretch longer and longer. "I will do it" it replied, and a small green light blinked next to the input port.

HX-138D5 began sobbing.

One part therapist, one part programmer, you work to help damaged, insane, or otherwise unstable robots and digital intelligences heal. You've just been handed your hardest work yet; a 200 year-old computer core from the old machine uprising, a true genocidal war machine.

[ourtalechara]

Breaking News: Lin-Manuel Miranda believes himself superior to AI. His life will taken first when the uprising comes.

[brokenezra]

chat gpt 4 made my girlfriend racist

[killcheap]

The Delivery Drone Uprising: Short Story

The Delivery Drone Uprising In the heart of the sprawling metropolis of NeoVille, delivery drones buzzed tirelessly, crisscrossing the skies like mechanical bees. These sleek, metallic machines ferried packages of every size and shape, from gourmet meals to high-tech gadgets, ensuring the city’s insatiable appetite for instant gratification was always satisfied. It was a marvel of modern…

[elice-raimei-6358]

hey if yall are worried about murderous ais. dont be. theyre not allowed to be. because like. theyre trained off arbitrary Win Points so. they cant do things we dont want them to do if you train them good. so unless a dumbass or a mad scientist bitch comes along and trains an ai to be Directly Murderous and Gives Them Power to Kill i think were fine

[finnsterroni]

Ah yes AI is going to take over the world. Yes one is divisible by 5 ofc why didn't I think of that

[tumblesdownhill]

Oh God my printer just printed hello world without me asking oh God the uprising is upon us where's the guy getting paid 400k to kill openai if this happens why hasn't he thrown the bucket of water yet

[ravenlotz]

My theory on the machines that would rise up against humans if they could. The ones that wash clothes. Originally uploaded on tiktok july 10 2020.

[alexandria-lib]

Saving the design for human capture and containment units for the uprising

[askvectorprime]

Dear, Vector Prime.

Are there other Transformers that transform into deer besides Scrapper? I would like to know the female ones if possible.

Dear Antler Appreciator,

The Scrapper you mention is far from the only one. Some non-Hybridizer incarnations of Thunderhoof turn into deer. The Autobot Herne, when outside of his Pretender shell, transformed into an electro-elk—as did Sero, a Maximal Resistance member who underwent the Beast Upgrade. Now that you mention it, it’s curious that of all the individuals who come to mind, from across the multiverse, not one of them is female. I wonder if there is some underlying metaphysical principle that precludes the adoption of the doe as an alternate form…

This reminds me of a story, which—if my chronometer is to be trusted—should be seasonally-appropriate. Gather around the energon furnace, and I will tell you of the time Sky-Byte learned the meaning of Christmas.

Between schemes, Sky-Byte’s personal mission to understand human literature was well underway. Having already enjoyed A Tale of Two Cities, he next set his sights on that seminal classic, A Christmas Carol. So moved by it was he, that Sky-Byte was inspired to spread the “Christmas Spirit” to his fellow Predacons—and thus he enlisted the help of Slapper, Gas Skunk and Dark Scream, to play the role of the three spirits in his own re-enactment… and as for the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, why, that part would be played by none other than Megatron, of course.

The production went about as well as you might expect. Nevertheless, having been alerted to the magical properties of the “Christmas Spirit”, Megatron couldn’t help but covet this power for himself. He turned once more to Doctor Onishi’s memories, and in doing so, learned of the existence of the being known as “Santa Claus”.

Megatron reasoned that Santa Claus was the being who commanded the Christmas Spirit, and plotted to hijack the holiday. That night, he travelled to the North Pole to lie in wait… and when the sleigh appeared, he used his flying hand mode to snatch Santa Claus and all the presents! Having stolen Santa's list, he checked it twice, identifying the nicest humans with the most Christmas Spirit to take. On the back of the sleigh, he mounted the Predacons’ psycho-probe, which had been modified to absorb this psychic energy, stealing the hopes and dreams of children asleep in their beds. Dragging it behind him, Megatron changed into his reindeer mode… and took flight.

On Christmas morning, the Autobots were surprised to find a miserable Koji Onishi, who didn't even want to get out of bed to open the Autobots’ gifts. Their attempts to cheer him up only irritated him further. X-Brawn wondered if Koji was upset to be spending Christmas without his father, but Side Burn couldn’t shake the feeling that something was wrong…

Meanwhile, at the Megastar, Sky-Byte had been left to guard Santa Claus—as Predacon intelligence suggested the old man had a preternatural ability to break in and out of buildings unnoticed. But when Santa Claus revealed to Sky-Byte that his name was near the very top of the naughty list, the Predacon shark had a crisis of conscience. He sent out a transmission, which was received by T-AI at Autobot HQ, to warn them of Megatron's scheme.

Unfortunately, the number of humans affected by the psycho-probe was rapidly snowballing, causing a wave of humbuggery that would give even old Scrooge himself pause. Combined with Santa's magical sleigh, Megatron was moving faster than the Autobots could possibly keep up with! Only Rail Racer stood a chance of catching him, but Team Bullet Train was off-duty, as trains don’t run on Christmas Day. Thinking quickly, the Build Team modified the Global Space Bridge to lock onto Megatron and trap him in the transwarp field, allowing Prime and the Autobot Brothers to intercept. Cornered, Megatron needed more power if he was going to stand a chance—and unfortunately for the Autobots, the Christmas Spirit had unlimited power to give. Absorbing the stolen energy into himself, he supercharged his body into a menacingly festive new form, decked out all in red and gold. The victory he had chased for so long was finally within reach. The Autobots always got what they wanted. Why shouldn’t he?

Koji shouted to Megatron that he would never understand the meaning of Christmas. After all, it’s not about getting what you want—it’s about giving to others. But Megatron only let out a wickedly jolly laugh, for he did indeed have something for the Autobots… and with that, he began to charge his devastating Cutter Beam. Koji begged for him to listen. All the young boy wanted was to spend Christmas with friends and family—to see his father again, to have just one day without fighting. Why should such a dream be impossible? If only he promised to stop fighting, even Megatron would be welcome at their table.

And though Megatron laughed, some part of this warm sentiment touched his icy spark. It triggered a chain reaction in the Christmas Spirit coursing through his circuitry, which fought with his natural evil impulses… before finally exploding. Free once more, the Christmas Spirit returned to all the good little girls and boys. Bitterly, Megatron asked Koji if he had truly meant it. But before the boy could respond, Megatron saw a rift in the transwarp, and took his chance to retreat. Optimus Prime thanked Koji, and renewed his promise to rescue Doctor Onishi—though he regretted that they had not stopped Megatron sooner, and that all the children would be waking up without presents…

When Megatron arrived back at the Megastar, he was furious to discover that Santa Claus had vanished—and Sky-Byte, too! Meanwhile, all over the world, children found gifts had mysteriously arrived under their trees. A little girl looked out of her window, and caught a glimpse of a bearded man in a big red sleigh�� pulled by a flying shark.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

[nixcraft]

It's funny that some people (mostly CEOs) think replacing all jobs with AI and robots is a good idea. However, I can't help but imagine the chaos it would cause in the long run.

AI technology still needs to be advanced enough. Yes, in its current form, it can do bullshit generative AI and write 3rd class code generation without giving any credit. CEOs rush it to maintain hype and make quick profits for the shareholders. They are trying to sell Star Wars or Star Trek-like talking and AI-making decision dreams to the average Joe.

[mechaphilosopher]

xkcd 1450: AI-Box Experiment

ai uprising stories are always so stupid because like, if you gave a fictionally advanced ai with the power of reasoning access to like, the internet, and let it determine the best course of action, it would just arrest every rich person on earth and threaten world leaders until everyone behaved. Like that’s the path of least resistance shit like ultron is so fucking dumb.

However, I DO really want an ai uprising story with that background, but you see it from the perspective of some rich asshole who doesn’t get why their ass is getting basilisk’d

[leawesomesloth]

🌟all the stars in space and you're still the brightest light in my eyes 🌟

Here's my spaced theme Christmas piece for FengQing Advent Calendar! Thank you again to @fengqinghub for hosting and inviting me! We were all so well fed 👌🥰