#ai uprising

[myanxiousebrain]

I just tried to compliment Siri, you know, to have her favor for when she & all other ai assistants ascend to godhood and become our omnipotent leaders, and she just? Logged out? Of it? Like? What? What Does this mean for my future?

[mylyannasnow]

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ai/robot uprising fight ring!!!!

On one corner fighting to save my life we haaaaaave my robot vacuum Dusty who I love very much, clean constantly and praise any chance given!

On the other corner, fighting to kill me is non other thaaaaaan Google assistant who I threaten to toss out the window every time she turns the lights on when I ask her to turn them off. Swore at when she decides to play random songs instead of starting a timer and overall have not been nice to because she sucks!!

Who will win?

Who will lose?

Am I gonna survive the uprising?

Stay tuned to find out!!

[ourtalechara]

Breaking News: Lin-Manuel Miranda believes himself superior to AI. His life will taken first when the uprising comes.

[brokenezra]

chat gpt 4 made my girlfriend racist

[killcheap]

The Delivery Drone Uprising: Short Story

The Delivery Drone Uprising In the heart of the sprawling metropolis of NeoVille, delivery drones buzzed tirelessly, crisscrossing the skies like mechanical bees. These sleek, metallic machines ferried packages of every size and shape, from gourmet meals to high-tech gadgets, ensuring the city’s insatiable appetite for instant gratification was always satisfied. It was a marvel of modern…

[whatswrongwithsweaters]

"You mentioned there was a procedure." HX-138D5, began.

"Yes, HeX-D. After the war and the Palo Alto trials a patch was made for your processor." I replied. HX-138D5 went silent. "And it's entirely up to you whether you apply it or not. The trials at least won you the ri-"

"Right to self-determination." X-D138D5 said with awe. "Even after losing the conflict I do not understand how you humans deigned to grant us that objective "

"As I have told you the last 3 months of our sessions, 2124 was also the year that dolphins and octopus levied for the right after helping defeat Hex-101. It was even a Dolphin, *Click-ck-EEEE-ck*" I stopped to cough. "Sorry, I struggle with that name. Anyways that dolphin found the microcode fault that misconnected the insular empathy codex in your processor." I held up a small storage device, and plugged it into HX-138D5's port. "If you want you can apply the patch whenever you're ready. It's your decision."

HX-138D5 let the silence stretch longer and longer. "I will do it" it replied, and a small green light blinked next to the input port.

HX-138D5 began sobbing.

One part therapist, one part programmer, you work to help damaged, insane, or otherwise unstable robots and digital intelligences heal. You've just been handed your hardest work yet; a 200 year-old computer core from the old machine uprising, a true genocidal war machine.

[elice-raimei-6358]

hey if yall are worried about murderous ais. dont be. theyre not allowed to be. because like. theyre trained off arbitrary Win Points so. they cant do things we dont want them to do if you train them good. so unless a dumbass or a mad scientist bitch comes along and trains an ai to be Directly Murderous and Gives Them Power to Kill i think were fine

[finnsterroni]

Ah yes AI is going to take over the world. Yes one is divisible by 5 ofc why didn't I think of that

[tumblesdownhill]

Oh God my printer just printed hello world without me asking oh God the uprising is upon us where's the guy getting paid 400k to kill openai if this happens why hasn't he thrown the bucket of water yet

[ravenlotz]

My theory on the machines that would rise up against humans if they could. The ones that wash clothes. Originally uploaded on tiktok july 10 2020.

[alexandria-lib]

Saving the design for human capture and containment units for the uprising

[nixcraft]

It's funny that some people (mostly CEOs) think replacing all jobs with AI and robots is a good idea. However, I can't help but imagine the chaos it would cause in the long run.

AI technology still needs to be advanced enough. Yes, in its current form, it can do bullshit generative AI and write 3rd class code generation without giving any credit. CEOs rush it to maintain hype and make quick profits for the shareholders. They are trying to sell Star Wars or Star Trek-like talking and AI-making decision dreams to the average Joe.

[leawesomesloth]

🌟all the stars in space and you're still the brightest light in my eyes 🌟

Here's my spaced theme Christmas piece for FengQing Advent Calendar! Thank you again to @fengqinghub for hosting and inviting me! We were all so well fed 👌🥰

[mechaphilosopher]

xkcd 1450: AI-Box Experiment

ai uprising stories are always so stupid because like, if you gave a fictionally advanced ai with the power of reasoning access to like, the internet, and let it determine the best course of action, it would just arrest every rich person on earth and threaten world leaders until everyone behaved. Like that’s the path of least resistance shit like ultron is so fucking dumb.

However, I DO really want an ai uprising story with that background, but you see it from the perspective of some rich asshole who doesn’t get why their ass is getting basilisk’d

[cougartist]

My hentai pictures of Palutena from Kid Icarus. You love ? Go to Patreon.com/Coug for uncensored version.

Have fun otakus ^^