#ahwm warden

[invincibletwosbiggestsimp]

Alright this has been on my mind for a few days but I've held this headcanon/theory since I watched AHWM

What if Mr. Murder-Slaughter (the Warden at Happy Trails Penitentiary)...

Is just Abe, undercover and looking for Wilford?

Like this sounds crazy but we know that Abe had gone through a lot of trouble to find Wilford and I honestly couldn't put it past him to disguise himself to keep an eye out for our favorite pink haired mustache.

Also it's extremely Abe to come up with a name like "Murder-Slaughter" cuz he was put on the spot when applying to be the warden (or just cuz he couldn't come up with a more creative name lmao)

[captainsaltypear]

Warden made a bad decision by putting these two in the same cell.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2506

It's not a very secure prison. (Dialogue from Leverage.)

[theintrovertedwolfe]

Elliot once again makes the news. It goes more smoothly than last time, thankfully.

[imverycunfuzed]

A heist with Markiplier

A heist with Markiplier:

Note: AHWM doesn't have a lot of lore so I've added key details, some of my theories, and cool things I noticed

(Sorry for anything I misspelled or anything that doesn't make sense )

The player is breaking into a museum with Mark to steal a box; The box has the crystal from in space that allows you to time travel/Shift universes. The contents of the box changes based on what ending you get (That you open the box in) In the Darkiplier ending (Ignorance is Bliss) you get many references to ADWM and ISWM (Pictures, voice lines from different characters, possibly other people's objects)

"Same snake, different skin" shows Dark's character because he thought we were stuck in an endless loop of games with (Actor?) Mark. Dark glitches out when speaking to us normally when showing anger/screaming possibly in pain/agony? (I think Celine is the one glitching out because Damien has control of the majority of Dark)

"So much trouble for something so small" He shows us hints to other endings and locations in the adventure (Warden of the prison certificate/ warden's desk; this is where we normally see him while talking to him) "The truth, Not the lies he's told you," He thinks Mark is lying to us and we are stuck with him.

Dark can change objects around him (when we grab the box at the beginning it glitches out like Dark does, while talking to him the wine that he grabs/drinks changes back and forth from white and red wine)

More about Ignorance is Bliss ending and what Dark was talking about:3 (Even though this is so old and on Reddit and YouTube, etc.)

The code: Lh3EeEeR9z59YWcUB2b7ViHJ8ALQ637

The website: https://www.aheistwithmarkiplier.com/

You find the code by looking at the "." in the "?" each ending has a number or letter. Once you find all the endings and their part to the code you put them in order. The code order is the order of the endings (1-31). The website just leads to the bloopers and bts.

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I don't know if I am suffering or having a lot of fun writing these.. Maybe both? Eh doesn't matter which. I hope you have a good day/night, Buh bye<3

[qjel-01]

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meme 

[crackedegotheories]

Big Strong Hands

Back during his livestream on A Heist With Markiplier, Mark spoke about the Warden character and his “big, strong hands,” pointing out the sound effects whenever the Warden touched something, such as the crack of the wood when he slammed his hands on his desk. Or the crunch when he puts his hands on Yancy’s shoulders in a “reassuring” gesture.

That sound haunts me just as much as the sight of the Warden ripping apart a stuffed animal in his sleep. Man’s got strength and maybe some unresolved anger issues.

But Mick’s character in Space, Gunther, doesn’t seem to have the same emphasis on his big, strong hands. Mostly because he relies on his guns (no, not those guns, even if they are always out) to do everything up to and including opening the door to the ADS. Which is probably good news for Mark’s tookus, considering the butt slap he gets in the first video.

Someone who does fit that description? The Captain. They clearly hold a lot of power in the palm of their--

Wait, no, not that thing. I’m talking about how the Captain is crazy strong, like strong enough to maintain a grip on both the console and (after a second chance) Mark, keeping both of them from being sucked out into the vacuum of space in the time it takes for the blast doors to go down.

The Captain is also able to throw a fire extinguisher hard enough to instantly shatter the glass window of a space ship, although maybe that just shows how much Mark really, really should have reinforced that thing better. After a few attempts, the Captain can also open the door to their cryopod with one, well-aimed hit, and when angry enough punches a locker without any sign of pain or lasting damage.

And then there’s the tossing members of the crew aside like they weigh no more than, say, a rag doll. To say nothing of picking Mark up with one hand and dragging him through the ship at speed, throwing him at any problem in their way and using their other hand to pry open a metal door because using the hand scanner took too much time or something.

If this is the same character from Heist, then this isn’t a completely new development: after all, there’s one point in the sewers where an unfortunate rock fall isn’t enough to split Mark from his partner, not when they can just punch the boulders out of the way (Chris Redfield, is that you?). And don’t forget, they were able to take Yancy on in a fistfight when pushed to that point.

Otherwise, the you from Heist seems to go more for the “flight” part of fight or flight. Whether it’s running/hiding from security guards, running from zombies, potentially running from the hermit, running from sewer cult members...

The Captain though? The Captain doesn’t hesitate to put those big strong hands to use solving their problems (or flinging the Head Engineer at them), same as they’re willing to jump/cannonball straight into a wormhole multiple times. They just seem more aggressive and generally less concerned about self-preservation than the you in Heist, even if their end goal seems more altruistic (saving the colonists and resolving the paradox vs. getting away with stealing a priceless, potentially reality-ending artifact).

Although I guess dying once or twice or a few dozen times can do that to you.

[chelseareferenced]

I wonder if Actor is aware that Alice will never ever even think about falling in love with him as long as there's a Mick character in their adventures

[anotherdarkiboi]

Yancy, hopeless at confessing feelings: Y’know, I uh, kinda liked it when youse punched my face. And it was nice that you let. me.. punch... yours???

Warden: Agreed.

Yancy: Only Y/N can punch me! If youse harm me an’ mines, I swear I’ll shiv you.

[copper-sands]

so yeah..... i made a shitty meme i’m sorry but i’m also not

[forensicbec]

Yall: Gets life imprisonment to stay with Yancy

Me, an intellectual: Gets life imprisonment to stay with the Warden

[skidspace]

My crack Headcanon for the night is that Abe and the Warden are cousins or something and the weird goings-on at the Happy Trails Penitentiary is the Warden experimenting with supernatural occurrences and objects (like the BOX FOR EXAMPLE) to find out what in the world is happening to/around the Detective or simple because he is curious about some of the phenomena he has heard about

[justhereiguessss]

All I want is AHWM wallpapers! Do I ask for too much!!

[captainsaltypear]

alternate route where you get yancy to distract the guards while you sneak out of prison 

[sybersepticeye]

🥰 mr murder slaughter 🥰

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #1815

(Dialogue from Homestar Runner “I Killed Pom Pom”; suggested by @leeshajoy.)