#ahhhhh I can't believe this

[personinthepalace]

David Barry Hearn

from Nancy Zamit's instagram

[completeoveranalysis]

[6]

SCREAMING

EXCUSE ME

EXCUSE ME?????

OK OK OK OK OK FULL CONFIRMATION: LAVA LAMP, SON OF CARDCAPTOR SAKURA AND SYAORAN LI

AND SHE TRADES HER STAR STAFF AWAY FOR THE TSUBASA PLOTLINE TO WORK????

I…

DOES SHE STILL HAVE THAT STAFF?

EXCUSE ME I NEED TO CATCH UP ON CLEAR CARD VERY BADLY

I suppose that could be a future event I haven't read yet

Oh my god if Lava Lamp Guy and his [redacted] are children of The Cardcaptor Sakura that means an absolute WILD family tree branching over 2 to 3 different manga.

Move over timeline chart I’m making a proper family tree of this lineage and it’s going to be so confusing

[angelsanarchy]

Alkaline: Euronymous x Y/N Series CH 33

Tagging: @ophelialaufey @madamemaximoff06 @forever-not-gonna-sink@ajmiila02@liquidsmoothdomme@shady-the-simp @auggiethecreator @tempt-ress @blacksoul-27 @shroomje

Y/n called the shop six times without anyone answering the phone. That was unusal so she decided to break the rules and go down there to check on Oystein. As she entered the shop, Faust was coming out and handed her the keys.

"He's downstairs..." He left without saying anything else so she walked in and locked the door behind herself just to prevent any unwelcome visitors. The place was a wreck. There were boxes everywhere and trash all over the floor. She walked over it and down the steps to find Oystein sitting with his head in his hands.

When he looked up, he looked defeated.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" Oystein asked confused at her presence. She walked over and sat across from him.

"No one was picking the phone up. I was worried about you." She gave his knee a squeeze and he nodded.

"Sorry, it's been...hectic." He let out a sigh. Y/n frowned at him.

"What's going on baby?" Y/n asked concerned. He held up a piece of paper and she took it.

"We got shut down. We have until Friday morning to clear out of the space." He pinched the bridge of his nose as she read through the eviction notice. They were citing violence in the neighborhood and Helvete was no more.

"We can find another space with better foot traffic, away from residentials." Y/n shook her head trying to assure him this wasn't the end of the world.

"Varg sent a letter retracting his recordings for the new album which means we have nothing tracked and are back to square one." He tossed another piece of paper on the table with disgust.

"He's not the only guy around who can play-" Before Y/n can even finish her thought, Oystein interrupts.

"He's also telling everyone that he wants to kill me so there's that. You honestly shouldn't even be here on the chance he actually decides to do a two for one hit." Oystein gritted his teeth pushing up from his seat and looking what was left of the Black Circle.

"I should just let him." He growled out before tearing things off the wall, kicking over old burnt out candles and tear posters and flags down. Y/n stepped out of his way and let him get his aggression out before he cut his hand on one of those stupid swords they had propped in a corner. He cursed aloud and shook his bloody hand out before Y/n reached out to take his hand and see how bad it was.

"It's fine." He brushed her off but she persisted.

"It's not fine, let me see-"

"IT'S ABOUT AS FUCKED AS THE REST OF MY LIFE OKAY?! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? PUT A FUCKING BANDAID ON IT?! MAKE IT ALL BETTER?!" Oystein shouted at Y/n and she steeled herself. She let him finish his tantrum before nodded her head.

"I came here because I was worried about you, not to eat shit." Y/n reminded but he shook his head.

"Yeah well you know where the door is." He gestured and she didn't hesitate to walk towards it. Oystein lasted about 2.5 seconds before he chased after her.

"Wait wait wait, I'm sorry. I'm sorry okay. I didn't mean to take it out on you. None of this...none of it is your fault." He wrapped his arms around her and she turned around in his arms to look at him.

"Don't go." Oystein's tone had changed drastically. Y/n took his cut hand and sat him back down in the black circle so she could get a first aid kit. She made him keep one in his office after Faust accidentally stabbed himself in the leg while opening boxes. She sat down opposite him and started cleaning the wound.

"I know this shit is awful. I know you work really hard at putting a record together and trying to keep this place from being tanked by the neighbors complaints but sometimes everything goes up in flames and you have to start over." Y/n explained watching him wince.

"What if I start again and Varg decides to turn us all in for the church fires? What's the point of even trying to see a bright side of this?" Oystein asked through gritted teeth.

"Then we fight like hell to get you out of that mess. We can't just sit around and wait for Varg to strike again. Fuck him. Let him start his own fucking label. He's a fanboy who thinks he's got the blueprint but we both know what kind of bitch baby he is. He'll never be half of the man you are, let alone half the talent." Y/n wasn't looking at Oystein so when she did meet his gaze, he was staring at her with a smile.

"What?" She asked confused.

"If I wasn't a musician, if I didn't have any of this...you would still be here." Oystein said and Y/n laughed.

"Was that a question?" She asked and he nodded his head leaning towards her.

"No...I just...If I decided to give all this up, cut my hair off and go into finance or some shit, you would still love me...it's just, wild." Y/n put her arms around his neck and leaned her forehead against his.

"Of course I would still love you. I loved you before you started dying your hair and terrorizing your neighbors. I would be sad to see you give up your passion though. I know how much the music means to you." She took his bandaged hand in her hands and he shakes his head.

"As long as I have you, I think I'd be okay." He admits.

"How about instead of giving up everything, we start creating new dreams. The album being the number one priority. We do a huge search to replace Christian and once the album is done, we look into new real estate for Helvete to start over? You've got to focus on what you love Oystein." Oystein kissed her softly and she groaned against his lips.

"I love you so fucking much. Thank you for believing in me." She smiled back at him.

"I'll box things upstairs but I'm not cleaning up this disgusting wannabe Nazi circle jerk bomb shelter." She patted his knee and he chuckled.

"Sounds good." The two of them boxed up what was left of the record shop into a box truck, loaded leftovers in both of their cars and took one last look at it.

"We're gonna find it a new home. Hell is wherever you want it to be." Y/n teased with her arm around Oystein's waist. He smirked and shook his head. Letting go of Helvete was hard but having Y/n made it a lot more bearable knowing that whatever was to happen in the future, she would be right there with him.

[just-tough-love]

hear the barista call an oat milk latte and your name and i look up from my phone and think there's no chance it's you, BUT IT IS!!!!!! ♡

[wildernessuntothemselves]

I can't actually get over the yamqn ff,i constantly think about them being able to end up as a happy family yk with their child and how Beomgyu would play with their child and adored it so much.😭Do you mind writing a really short darbble about this if u have some time of course

"Mommy, I made tea for you."

"Oh, you didn’t have to, baby. Thank you!" You gush at your son, taking the cup from his hand so he wouldn't spill it.

"Drink it. Drink it!" He sings as soon as you take it from him.

"Okay." You laugh, not failing to see the eager, mischievous look on his face as he watches you take a sip--a look that is all too reminiscent of his father's own boyhood. And soon when the take a sip and a bitter saltiness hits your tongue rather than the sweetness that would be expected, you’re not surprised in the slightest but you sure do act like it for you son's benefit.

"Yuck! What is that?" You make an exaggerated grossed out face and the light airy giggles your son lets out are something he definitely inherited from you. It's Beomgyu's favorite as he has told you many times.

"It's--it's--SALT!" Your son hiccups through his laughter.

"Aw, I can believe I fell for that." You lament dramatically, and that's when Beomgyu comes back to the garden where you and your son are seated.

"Fell for what?" He asks curiously and you give him a silly pout. "Your son put salt in my tea."

"Ohh, the old salt instead of sugar trick. Classic. Respectable. But there is much better ones I can teach you." Beomgyu tell your son and you gasp, fake affronted. "Don't you dare, Beomgyu."

"Oh yeah, and who is gonna stop me?" He asks, picking your son up. "If I take him somewhere you can't hear us and tell him all teach him all the pranks he coule play on you, how are you gonna stop us?"

"Like this!" You shout, shooting up and running towards them to grab them.

"Daddy run!" Your son screams and Beomgyu doesn’t hesitate, taking off into the garden with you hot on their heels, guided by the sound of your son's tinkling laughter.

"You'll never take us alive!" Beomgyu shouts back at you, and you don't miss a bit. "Makes no difference to me."

"Daddy, she's gonna kill us."

"Don't worry, baby, I have an idea." Beomgyu tells your son breathlessly, and heads towards the lake.

"Beomgyu, don't you dare!" You shout at his back but he doesn’t listen to you, running towards the water and jumping it, wading further into it with your son tucked against his chest.

"Twenty years later and you’re still jumping into the dirty water and ruining your nice clothes. You never change, huh?" You scold Beomgyu, no heat behind your words and Beomgyu shakes his head.

"No way. Not when I have a new partner in crime." He lets go of your son who swims in circles around him. "Come on, join us for old times' sake."

"Yes, mommy, come in. The water is so nice."

"I don't know. I don't want to get all wet." You hesitate. The water does look nice but you don't feel like getting your clothes soggy and having to go back home to take a bath.

As you think, you pay no mind to Beomgyu swimming closer to you until you’re within the splashing zone and then pelting you with water, drenching your clothes.

"Well, you're already wet." He shrugs, an easy devious smile on his face that mirrors his son's earlier one.

"Oh, now I'm really gonna get you." You growl, jumping into the water and chasing after your husband, your son's excited screams flying up into the heavens

[llondonfog]

HAPPY SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY THIS IS SO COOL

I love being human, I love humanity, I love that even after thousands of years we're still in awe of the world around us and celebrating like our ancestors- as much as things change, the important things remain the same ❤️

[caracello]

gguh AUGH. ITS CARACELLO ANNIVERSARY

[back2bluesidex]

Guyssss!!!! I wrote a small Yoongi X Jin 😭 that I might update on ao3 later!

[grahamcarmen]

I just want Carmen back in charge of her own destiny

no strings attached

[littleleeswitch]

Guysssssss, guysssssss*running around in the house* *screaming* *fainting* 😭😳🫠

He knows, my bf knows about my relationship with tickles- 😳😳

Sooooo little storytime..

Earlier this evening i went to his house (literally just climbed the stairs, we are living a floor away from each other) and this days we've been talking about how he wants to see my Tumblr 😳 and because i was being hesitant cause yk 😃 he got even more curious and suggested we could swipe phones and see each others Tumblr (*mentally screaming*). Sooo i went to his room and after some cuddles he sneakily took my phone, open Tumblr and run to the living room 😶‍🌫️. I was dead dead, I was dying inside. Like one part of me was excited and wanted to show him but the other was just really shy and embarrassed to do so..

But yeah- he ended up scrolling here and seeing all the tickle stuff 😃 Like I was sure he wouldn't judge me but i thought he might get confused on why i like it and what's up with that.

But instead he was sooo sweet 😭 I was hiding my face in his chest cause of embarrassment and he just caressed my hair and said "aw it has to do with tickling huh?, why you reacting this way?, i already know about this".

And okay tbh that last one is true he already knew about it cause i had sent him another day a list about some cute stuff i like that he does to me and i may or may not had put "tickling me" there too- But its just we never address it so i thought that he maybe didn't pay attention to it or forgot about it

Sooo yeah.. that happened.. and the cherry on top is that after that, after his scrolling and my embarrassing state he- he tickled me 🤭😳

[amaranth]

POLARIS MAIL DAY 💫

[violettaforever]

I SCREAMED!!

[stjernehimmelen]

HOLY SHIT I GOT AN ACTUAL PROPER PERMANENT JOB !!!!

no more temporary positions or job applications for me babeyyyyyyy

[trannydean-moved]

pick a number: 59

59. why i joined tumblr

pretty sure it was because i wanted to find gifs and stuff about turn: washington's spies (smth i was big into at the time. it was my parents' fault) and i don't use a site without making an account if i am able to

[beatlesforsale]

PEWDIEPIE IS HAVING A CHILD WITH MARZIA?!?!?!?!??! OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ;_______;

[naniskys]

BOUNPREM VAMPIRE SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY WOOOHHHHH