#ahhhh these pranksters

[hermitsandcrafts]

!!!PLEASE!!

Totally nothing shade-e about this card! 🕵‍♂️🃏

Had to make a mock one for him :3

[molluskmustelid]

Clears throat. UNPARALLELED INNOCENCE ATTACK!!!! 🤲👂

AHHHH HI okay i haven't talked about my ui interpretation so im gonna do the ask game and also ramble about her :3 rambling will be under the cut, ask game will be right here vvv

how i feel about her: i started out hating her just because of the throwaway line from chasing wind but she kinda grew on me? idk i like "mean" girl characters. she's one of my faves now and basically my oc at this point since we know nothing about her

my ships: calloutpost/milkshake (her and five pebbles) i think it would be funny. i have a lot of thoughts about them actually please ask me about them

my brotp: her and no significant harassment would be so fucking funny together i fear. i take sig as something of a prankster and he and inno would have some pretty terrible ideas

unpopular opinion: i don't actually think inno is as mean/as much of a bully as one would think. a lot of people take wind's dialogue at face value which is understandable tbh. usually when a character says something else about a character and there isn't any real firsthand confirmation of whether or not its true its probably safe to assume that it IS true. we know nothing about this character aside from the fact that wind thinks she's mean, and their dialogue implies that this is something that happens a lot. i like to interpret inno as being really impulsive and a huge gossip, but i don't necessarily think she's cruel or malicious. this is just what i think though lol

thing i wish happened: idk i wish she actually got dialogue instead of just being offhandedly mentioned once. she is so interesting to me solely because of that one line of dialogue. what are they implying about you babygirl. i want to know...

other rambly things under the cut

ill just be elaborating on her personality a bit here. like i said earlier, she is very impulsive and nosy and likes to gossip. do not tell her your secrets because she can't keep them to save her life!! she also struggles a lot with empathy and has trouble relating to others. she tends to be very stubborn which leads her to butt heads with other iterators. i don't think she is intentionally cruel but she does have a bit of a mean streak that shows with those who are just as stubborn as she is. she and five pebbles in particular bicker a lot. she has low self esteem and because everyone else perceives her as being "mean", it's something she leans into simply because she doesn't feel that it's worth it to try and convince anyone otherwise.

[nekodere07]

Can someone recommend me Team ZIT fics? + technically fic recommendations also for those who want to read them

Preferably completed and platonic but if it's not, its ok as long as it's not obvious enough that I can still convince myself that it's /p

They can also be either Tango, Impulse, or Zedaph-centric as long as the 3 of them are there I'm ok with it

Team ZIT fics I already read so far to avoid repetition (and maybe people might also want to read them):

The Call of the Void (my most fav Zedaph centric fic so far)

Labs Were Not Made For Littles

Your Message: Come Get Me Please

cura te ipsum

The TIZ Team

What is a Tango?

When You Wake Up, You'll Be Forgotten.

Here is Home

My Behaviour’s Crazy, Can’t Phase Me!

Time Travel Zedaph

Repulse

Don't Go Pretending You're Okay When You're Not

Everything or Nothing

Furious Cocktail AU

Arctic Blaze

Lava is Thicker Than Water

Even in Death

Tapping on the Glass / Falling in a Forest

Home With Me / Home From You

Hunt the Haunt

When Everything Burns (I'm There To Calm The Blaze)

Camp ZIT

magic misfits au

Wax Covered Eyes and Void Filled Mouth

“I’m a blaze hybrid.” (my most fav Tango centric fic so far)

Magic (We All Need a Helping Hand)

Team ZIT Intro (Working Title) (DBH au is pretty interesting)

Maybe I've done enough

impulse you idiot please take a nap

Chicken and Man (No Alfalfa Here)

Tell Me I’m Frozen, But What Can I Do?

potholing

Bite Tongue, Deep Breaths

here was a man mourning tomorrow, who tried but finally drowned in his sorrow

Everything Moves (in which Team ZIT experiences the laws of motion)

Colors- aka nearly 3000 words of the author having no clue what she is doing

The Strange Being That Is Zedaph

Location Unknown

stomach bugs and self-care

Achievement hunter

Fulfilled

Omen of Death Tango

A Guide to Urban Exploration and Animatronic Repairs

Stressed Till Regressed

Losing Face (my most fav Impulse centric fic so far)

The Sun Could Go Out, We're Gonna Be Okay

i can't carry the weight

A Crack In The Egg (not a platonic fic but it's not obvious enough that I can still read it as /p, surprisingly I also loved it)

ZITS Oneshots

a little help from my friends

Lava goes "sloosh sloosh," people go "AHHHH"

I’ve Got You (ZITS angst)

Sliiping Lately

Crystals and Candy

Security Breach (my most fav non HC au fic so far)

Hocus Pocus, Zedaph’s the Focus

Broken Red Line

friends in odd places (my other most fav non HC au fic so far)

✨ UPDATE ✨

Trapped in Paradise

count your blessings, not your flaws

Cause We Are Whole (Robot Tango for the win!!!!!)

Out for slaughter

You’ll Dig a Grave With Me - 00FFFF - Hermitcraft [Archive of Our Own]

Another One Bites The Dust

Character Building with Tango Tek and co

Team ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Armour Makes the Man

Automaton Blokes

Chocolate and a Miracle or Two

You Called?

Toil and Trouble

And your just a burden.

Phasmozits au

Grade-A Pranksters

Parare Ad Convivium

It’s Just a Jump to the Left

These Hands Are All We Have

At Least You

Holes in Judgement

Swallow Your Fears

[needfantasticstories]

A Mask (Time and Sky fluff)

In the downtime between monster hunts and helping citizens, Fairy Boy was quite the prankster. 

“You’ve never used one of these, Sky?” Time asked.

“I never found any masks like that in my time. What does it do?”

“One town I visited celebrates a holiday with masks such as these, even the adults. That one is called a deku scrub mask, these little forest creatures. Go ahead, try it on.”

Sky looked at the mask with a curious smile. 

“Maybe we can have a little holiday with all of us,” Sky mused as he put on the mask. “Ahhhh! Time! Something’s wrong!” 

A white-cloaked deku scrub checked his head and body in a panic at Time’s side.

“Why am I short?” Sky demanded. 

“Hahahaha!” Time’s armor clinked as he laughed with his whole body. He turned bright red before catching his breath, wiping away a tear. 

The others could see the boy he must have once been shining through. They all joined in except Wind and Warrior, who shared a look, a grin, and then stared at Time as if seeing him for the first time. 

A deku nut to the face brought Times attention back to tiny Sky, staring up at him with his brows arched, looking surprisingly regal despite his silly face. 

“Very clever, Old Man, now how do I turn back?

“It’s still just a mask,” Time laughed. 

Sky felt for the mask’s edge and pried it off, and sighed in relief as he returned to normal. 

“I don’t want to try that again anytime soon. How did you ever stand being two things at once?” 

Time laughed a little darkly, “that sort of thing happened a lot in my adventure,” and with a slap on Sky’s shoulder he accepted the mask and put it away. 

“Sometime I’ll introduce you to timeshift stones,” Sky laughed, and bumped Time’s shoulder. 

Time smiled, but Sky caught a slight flinch in it. Right. Maybe not anything to do with time travel. Groose or Warrior might have some fun ideas. 

Two days later, Time took his beet-purple hair streaks in stride, almost proudly, the morning after Wind and Sky took first and second watch. 

[justalittletomato]

For the Tomato Family 🍅

7. Do they know how to fight?

25. If they were given the task to prank someone, who would it be, what would they do, and would the prank work?

63. Have they ever harmed anyone and regretted it? Verbally or physically?

AHHHH QUESTIONS FROM BEE 🐝 WHAT AN HONOR

7. Yes all the tomatoes know how to fight! They are Mauls children after all and children of a Mandalorian it’s in their blood.

However the strongest fighter is definitely Aster, she’s practically Maul’s prodigy, force use and combat are her strong suites

Cress is the next best, he is good with the force but combat and weapon use are more his style and strength. His imposing size and height also help.

Danica was trained well and she does really try, her clumsiness puts her at a slight disadvantage but give the girl a morning star and she’s lethal. She is also a good shot so be wary.

25. Your prankster will be Aster and she will target her twin and her cousins. Given her force abilities she will probably pretend something is haunted and given they live on Dathomir she is darn good at spooking them.

Cress doesn’t like to play tricks but he will steal food.

Danica will try and then tumble setting up her prank

63. Aster regrets things she’s said to Dani after cress disappeared. Telling Danica to grow up and stop hoping everything will go back to what it was…it’s something that weighs on her for years

Cress it will be a few years after running away that he regrets how it happened, abandoning Maul and his family. His leaving was the catalyst of all the flaws his family tried to keep away…

Danica, never admitting to Ava how she felt till it was too late and she and him and Seilos were all hurting. She regrets the time they lost out on and the heartbreak she caused.

[slumpcd]

🩵 - nolan/kennedy

send me a 🩵 and i'll answer the following regarding our muses' relationship!

who curses more? hmmm, a tie maybe? neither strikes me as ppl who curses too much ??

who is more patient? probably nolan ... i feel like ken has no patience at all lmao

who does the driving? nolan, so ken can be the passenger princess

who is louder? who is quieter? ken is louder ... in and out of bed hihi

who is more physically affectionate? this is a hard one. i think it's 50/50, both are very physical

who is more likely to tease the other? ken is a big tease, alwaysss

who is better with time management? hm i would say both, but maybe nolan is a lil better? like she pulls at the optimistic side

who wins the arm wrestling matches? nolan ... but ken tries to cheat and use both hands to try to win but he still wins

who controls the music in the car ride? ken !!! she will have a playlist ready for every type of ride

who covers dinner when they order in? nolan, he'd be a gentleman like that

who is more outgoing? who is more shy? i feel like both of them are kind of laid back around others? like they're not shy but they're not the most outgoing either? maybe?

who has the more outlandish fashion sense? hmmm prob ken, trying something new she bought online and thought "yeah maybe this could be cute" and its just something whack hahaha

who starts the tickle fights? who ends them? ken starts them, nolan ends them

who has the darker/more "edgy" sense of humor? nolan? idk, neither have given me much edgy humor yet

who is more competitive when it comes to games? kennedy !!! she wants to win everything, like even the arm wrestling one ... she wants to win

who has the bigger appetite? the bigger sweet tooth? biggest appetite is prob nolan while ken has the biggest sweet tooth

who is more likely to get in a confrontation in public? neither ?? like i don't see em like that

who hosts the parties/hangouts? who organizes them? i feel like nolan got more friends but ken loves like organizing and buying all the things and preparing it

who is better at cooking? do they ever cook for each other? why do i feel like nolan is a good cook? like idk i can imagine him finding some tiktok recipe and wanting to try it out

who is more likely to engage in dangerous and/or illegal behavior? ahhhh neither ... but ken when drunk can do some reckless things when she isnt thinking properly

who is more likely to notice when something is wrong with the other? both but i think since ken is sometimes so unsure and stuff, she keeps track of his mood very closely bc she's afraid she's done something. lol poor gal

who does the talking in public settings (i.e. to the waiter at a restaurant)? nolan, the man steps upppppp

who is more likely to extend a helping hand & provide emotional support? both both both !!

who is the bigger prankster? do they get the last laugh or do they suffer for it? him jumping out behind doors and scaring her to death, lmao but he will prob end up feeling bad for it

[liviavanrouge]

Prankster

???: Shhh

???: *Giggles* We're gonna get in so much trouble

???: Hehehe worth it~!

Livia and Epel: *Carries Kuzo's mattress out of Scarabia, giggling quietly*

Yolan: *Lights the way, snickering*

Jamil: *Stares at them then turns away deciding to not deal with those three*

~~~~

Livia and Epel: *Pushes Kuzo's bed into the ocean near RSA, giggling*

Yolan: *Watches the mattress float out then takes a deep breath in* YO KUZO!!!! GET UP!!

Kuzo: *Shoots up, then looks around* AW GUYS!!!! REALLY?!

Livia: *Laughs, slapping the ground*

Epel: *Wheezes as he laughs and slaps his knee* GOT 'EM!!

Yolan: *Cackles* HOW'S THE VIEW?!

Kozu: *Yelps, falling into the water*

Yolan, Epel and Livia: AHHHH! HAHAHAHA!

Kuzo: *Swims over and walks out* Now I need a new mattress....

Livia: Hehehe!

Epel: *Chuckles* You can crash with me, Kuzo!

Yolan: *Snickers*

Kuzo: Gee thanks...

[nirami-blogin]

yea, i’ve heard weirder :3

Well, whenever I get tickled, the first thing I do is scream and then I laugh! Not that weird, but my opinion.. And I don't understand my instinct to just scream, like.. My sister just comes and decides to be a prankster and then starts tickling me.. And then I just.. "AHHHH!" and then laugh.. And sometimes I can't breath when I laugh..

[thisisvoided]

AHHH okayokok so i just saw your casey + raph art and i LOVE their designs?? and i was just wondering if there's any fun lil facts abt them or their story if youve got one 4 them that you wanted to share? bcus i love hearing abt people's diff. interps of them :]

ahhhh thank you so much!! im so glad you liked them, i had a lot of fun designing them :>

also yes, im so glad you asked!!! finally sum1 to infodump to lmao (also stuff abt the rest of the main cast just for funzies. i put it under a cut bcus it got long lol):

raph + his family live in an abandoned train yard on the very outskirts of the city

raph's family consists of his sister, mike, his two brothers, leon and don, and his dad, yoshi

from oldest to youngest: splinter (late 40s), casey (19), april (18), raph (17), leon + mike (15), and don (14)

mike and leon are twins! and spotted turtles. it's hard to tell them apart if you don't know what to look for, or if they're playing a prank on someone

leon has chronic pain in his knee from his mutation

don is mute, he uses tts and sign language to talk. he's also the only one of his siblings with four fingers on each hand

mike owns a drum kit but nobody knows where she got it from. leon asked once, but she just told him not to worry about it (he is, in fact, very worried about it)

don's dream is to "engineer the world's awesome-est automobile ever"

mike is the prankster of all pranksters and nobody is safe from her wrath, not even leon (especially leon tbh)

raph plays violin. splinter taught him

leon can be a real hard-ass when it comes to sticking to the rules, but that's only if mike isn't around

don and mike are both STEM kids with a love for cooking/baking. if you can't find them in their rooms, you'll probably find them in their make-shift lab-slash-kitchen. just...try not to breathe in through your nose too much if you're in there. the smells tend to mix badly

yoshi's eyesight was already really bad when he was a human, but it got worse after he was mutated

don wears glasses, raph has braces, leon has a tooth gap, and mike has two missing front teeth

yoshi taught judo classes while he was in college

the turtles met april when they were out roof-hopping and mike tripped and fell down into an alleyway...and right on top of april. the only saving grace was that april was getting mugged at the time and mike ended up scaring away the mugger

april is thai/african american

yoshi worked as a wildlife veterinarian before he was mutated

april works part-time at her dad's restaurant as a delivery driver and part-time at a local liquor store

mike sometimes visits april at her dad's restaraunt, which april hates because she's afraid someone will notice her and which mike loves because she gets to hang out around tons of people

april and casey actually knew each other when they were kids, but only casey remembers

casey never takes off his mask, even when he's sleeping; at least from what the turtles have seen. mike once joked that it was part of his actual face but none of them can be sure...

the turtles go dumpster diving whenever they visit the city. they also scrounge around in the nearby junkyard whenever it gets a new influx of trash

casey is cuban/native canadian

raph is terrified of insects. don, on the other hand, loves them

casey's duffel bag is filled with tons of essential items along with all of his other stuff. nobody is sure how he fits it all in there, but he somehow manages with room to spare

casey works full-time as a janitor at one of the colleges in the city and does art commissions on the side

the turtles, yoshi, casey and april have game night on friday and movie night on saturday

casey and raph met a year before the main story starts

yes, casey and raph have destroyed, defaced, and defecated on private property and they will do it again

[harrypotter-imaginees]

Hi! I was wondering if I could request some fluff & angst with George? Fem x Gryffindor character who is best friends with Fred and George. She gets asked out by another guy & George becomes super jealous, almost mean towards the girl for a week. Then when it comes the weekend of her date she gets stood up and goes to George for comfort. I guess at the end they confess their love for each other and explain they didn’t know how to express those feelings? Sorry I’m just rambling now but if you can invasion this I’d love to see it play out! I’m binging your writing and love it🥰🥰🥰🥰 keep being amazing! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Stop being jealous

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You were always best friends with Fred and George. You practically grow up together. All of you receded the Hogwarts letter at the same time. You went shopping with them in diagon alley and as soon as you got to Hogwarts and were all sorted into Gryffindor you were known as the three pranksters.

This was four years ago. You were still best friends with Fred and George and spend most of your time with them, but you also got other friends. Like Hermione - you always studied together and talked to her when other Fred or George were annoying you. You also were friends with Harry Ron Luna and Ginny. It was always fun to hang out with them. You watched all the Gryffindor Quidditch practices, so you could see Fred and George. But some day Adrian Pucey came up to you and you both started talking. He was really nice. After that day, you started spending time with him. Fred always seemed ok with it, but George were a little annoyed.

You never understood why. But right now you were hanging out with Fred and George in the great hall. You talked about a new prank you wanted to pull on Snape. „Wha-What if we dye his hair green or… Or pink that’s even better.“ Fred said laughing. „We already did this too, Umbridge. We can’t do this to him too.“ You said „alright, alright, then let me think about another idea.“ Suddenly you felt a hand on your shoulder. You turned around and saw Adrian smiling down at you. „Hey y/n“ „oh hey Adrian“ you said while smiling back at him. „Can we maybe talk in private?“ He asked. „Yea-„ „She’s busy can’t you see that“ George snapped.

You looked at him confused „I think she can talk for herself.“ Adrian said „No, we can talk. I will be back soon, guys. Tell when you got new ideas.“ You said and stood up, still confused. You walked with Adrian out of the great hall. „So what do you want to tell me?“ „Actually I wanted to ask you something“ „Oh alright…“ „So mmh Do- Do you want to go out with me?“ You stared at him in shock. „Oh wow I didn’t expect that but… of course I would love to“ you said smiling. „Great, maybe we can go out on Saturday.“ „Yes yes that would be perfect.“ „Alright I will pick you up at 8pm.“ „Ok“ He smiled at you and then walked away.

You couldn’t move, so you just stood there for 2 minutes. After that, you walked back to the great hall and sat beside Fred and George. „Hey guys. So what prank are we going to pull on Snape?“ „We have a few ideas, but we can’t decide which one is the best.“ Fred said „Alright, tell me…“ „Before we tell you. Why did Adrian wanted to talk to you?“ George asked concerned. „Oh, he asked me if I want to go out with him on Saturday. Isn’t that cool“ „He did what?! And what was your answer?“ „I said yes. I’m so happy, ahhhh“ You said.

Suddenly, George stood up and stormed out of the room. „George, what the hell. Fred do you know what got into him?“ You asked „No I really don’t know“ „maybe I should go after him and ask him.“ You stood up, but before you could go grabbed Fred your wrist and pulled you back. „Let me talk to him y/n“ „Alright“ you said a bit sad.

*A few days later*

George tried to avoid you all the time, and Fred wouldn’t tell you why. Every time when you tried to talk to him, he always snapped at you or just walked away, pretending he didn’t hear you. You were really concerned about his behavior and felt hurt, but you tried to ignore that felling. You started to do more things with Adrian and his Friends Draco, Marcus and Tom.

It was Thursday and you were sitting in positions. Snape told everyone that you will work in groups of two people. You got partnered with George. Out of everyone was it George you thought. But at least you had time to talk to him. You walked over to him and sat beside him. But before you could say anything, said Snape „Can someone tell me which potion you’re supposed to do? You have all the ingredients in front of you.“ Hermione raised her hand before you even had time to look at the ingredients. „Yes Miss Granger“ „We’re making a love potion“ „That’s right what can you tell me about love potions miss Granger“ „The right name is Amortentia it is the most powerful love potion in the world. It is distinctive for its mother-of-pearl sheen, and steam rises from the potion in spirals. Amortentia smells different to each person, according to what attracts them.“ „Perfect. Now stop wasting time ad get started.“

You looked at George, but he just looked at the table. You sight „Alright George, I don’t know why you won’t talk to me, but I really don’t want to fail potions just because of you. So could we maybe just do the Potion together?“ He didn’t answer, so you just rolled your eyes at him and grabbed a book. You looked at the book and tried to understand what you were supposed to do, but it was really difficult „Please George, just talk to me for one hour. I really need your help here, I can’t understand a word in this stupid book.“ He grabbed the book out of your hands and started reading „What the hell George, we’re supposed to do it together“ „You just said that you can’t understand a word in this book. Which means that you're not able to help me, so I will just do it by myself“ George said. You looked at him in shook. He was never that mean to you. Bu- What did I do to you to deserve that?“„That doesn’t matter. What matter’s that I don’t fail potions, and you just said that you were to dump to do it, so stay out of my way and let me do it.“ „I never said that I was to dump George Weasley. Why are you so fucking mean. What did I do? At least tell me… please“ George just ignored you and started doing the Potion.

You tried to help him but every time when you got in his way he would just glare you. You just stood beside him and watched. After one hour was the potion ready. George leaned over the potion and smelled on it, after that he just sat down and look at the wall. You leaned over it and thought you would smell Adrian. But it wasn’t Adrian, it was somebody else.

*Two days later*

Hermione stood in front of your wardrobe and searched for some cloth that you could wear on your date. „Mione I don’t think that I can do that.“ „Hey, hey y/n you can do that and now go and do your makeup I will find some cloth for you. Trust me“ you sight and started doing your eyeliner and the rest of your makeup. Twenty minutes later were your makeup finished. You walked out of the bathroom and saw some cloth laying on your bed. „Wow, you look really beautiful. Now here are your cloth. You meant you don’t know what you’re doing. I think that skirt and this top is perfect.“

You tried it on and looked at yourself in the mirror. You looked stunning. „Perfect. So when will he come?“ Hermione asked. „At 8pm. And he said that we meet in front of the great hall.“ „Good, so you’ve got one hour left. Should I leave?“ „No, no, you can stay. I want to tell you something.“ „What is it?“ „So you know that I’m friends with Fred and George. But since I told them that Adrian asked me out, is George really rude. He always ignores me and in Potions he even called me dump. I just can’t understand why he does that. Don’t I deserve to be happy too?“ „Of course you deserve that. But I really can’t think of a reason.“

*One hour later*

You were standing in front of the great hall and waited for Adrien. He was already the minutes late.

You waited another ten minutes, but he didn’t come. You started to worry. But you kept standing there, other people were walking by talking and laughing. He was already one hour late, and then you realized that he wouldn’t come anymore. So you started walking, but not to your own dorm, instead you walked to George's Dorm. Tears started to form in your eyes. You didn’t even bother to knock. You just opened the door and slammed it shut, after that you sat down and leaned on the door and tears were running down your cheeks. „What the he- y/n? What happened.“

George stood up and walked over to you. First there was anger in his voice, but as soon as he saw you crying on the floor, his tone softened. He sat beside you and rubbed your arm. „H-He didn’t c-came“ you said, still crying. „He is a dick anyway.“ „Yeah“ You said, looking up at him. „George?“ „Yes“ „Why were you so rude the last week?“ „I-I can’t tell you“ „What, why?“ „That doesn’t matter now.“ „It does mat-„ suddenly he pressed his lips on yours. You were shocked, but immediately kissed back. This kiss was everything you ever wanted. George was the one you really loved, not Adrian or any other boy. He was the one you smelled in your love potion two days ago. He pulled away „because I love you“ „What?“ „I love you since a long time, that’s why I was so rude… I was jealous. Mostly was mad at myself because I missed my chan-„

You leaned over to him and kissed him. „I love you too“ you said while pulling away. „Really?“ „Yes, I was just scared to tell you. Because I thought you just liked me as a friend.“ You said and laid your head in his lap. He started playing with your hair. The last thing you remembered was George whispering „I love you“ and then you fall asleep.

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[willowedwisteria]

So imagine the Bedos and Beidou all at the same exact time walked pass by reader's room and they hear Reader speaking with someone. They listened into the conversation.

Reader: Oh Beidou/Bedo is so beautiful! From their perfect touch and look in their eye, ahhhh~ I wish I could marry them!

The Bedos and Beidou thought reader was taking about themselves separately. Cue chaos again on them arguing who reader was talking about.

Cut to Reader in their room smirking with another acolyte trying to hold in their laughter. That's right this whole thing was set up by Reader.

I can bet that Venti and Yae were involved in the planning. I mean, it has to be believable right? Why not get some cheeky little pranksters and masterminds by your side to be both your right-hand and left-hand?

Having tricks up your sleeve will always be the one thing that saves you from failure. Thus, all of the poor Bedos and Beidou quarrel and fall for your trap.

It's understandable to see them fighting over your compliments. Any praise from your mouth is like a crown of honor, a badge to be worn with pride and to be flaunted off.

With the abundance of joy that comes with your words, how could they not fight over such a position?

Oh dear, oh dear, have they approached you for your honest answer after fighting back and forth for such a long time? If you want to keep this gig up, you're going to have to be a good actor.

[you-are-my-joy]

ahhhh authornimmm TROAE never failed to make me sob, the gut-wrenching sob i let out when oc saw jimin at the club– i was in painnn. but im so so happy with the storyline, the way oc met the grandma (is she... somewhat associated with the grandma who read stories for the kids in the end?? 🧐) and when they met– i just couldnt. i had to lock my phone and stare into space for abt 10 mins before i continued, and it was so so worth it! im so happy the prankster Kiara is alive and finally got to live a happy life with Seulgi, Mika finally being treated and raised into a kind warlock, and the boys finally having their empress back 🥺🥺🥺 im just so so content! and i loveeee the ending so much, the fact that they are reunited again in another lifetime 🥺 thank you sm for sharing this masterpiece with us authornim! I couldnt imagine reading a fantasy story that gives so much emotions like this one 🤍

if you want to learn more about that grandma, I'd suggest reading the side story that I have posted ;)

Im so so so happy that you enjoyed reading my story <3333 thank you so much

[theblackberrygirl]

Hahahahha how the turns have tabled I'm in your inbox now >:D

Okay but Peter can totally lift Mjolnir and when he lifts it for the first time he doesn't know what it means and everyone's like O.o

Peter and Nat are both Little Mix fans and will paint each other's nails while blasting Wings or smthing

Karaoke nights at the compound. Discuss

Natasha is really really bad at dancing and she has to go to a fancy party with lots of dancing so Tony teaches her how to waltz and slow dance and such

Peter and Dr. Strange's cloak are besties and the cloak loves him more than Strange

The team watching the baby monitor footage from Peter's suit and teasing him endlessly about the embarrassing shit they found. Nat also takes part, but she keeps everyone from going too far and Tony is absolutely merciless with the teasing

Nat and Tony frequently have nightmares or can't sleep and they'll always meet up in his lab and watch movies with hat cocoa

Clint and Peter are the pranksters of the bunch and constantly mess with everyone else but never prank Nat because she's literally the queen on pranks and if they do, they're gonna end up with a bed full of ants

This is a lot I'm sorry 😅

OH SHIT HOW THE TURN TABLES-

(I’m going to be back in your inbox soon I have an angsty note in my notes app where I’ve been taking out my anger in the form of painful headcanons)

YES I LOVE THIS OMG. Thor goes to leave to get PopTarts or sm and Peters just like “wait mr. Thor you forgot your hammer :)” and hands it to him and everyone just screams.

THEY WOULD and they’d gossip and talk about the rest of the team. Clint’s in the vents painting his own nails and listening >:)

KARAOKE NIGHTS WITH THEM WOULD BE WILDDDD AHHHH

Natasha, Peter, and Steve would do some stupid songs. They’d be dying laughing the entire time bc they’re dorky idiots

Thor wouldn’t really understand but Valkyrie would drag him and Bruce up there for fun. Thor would LOVE it and Bruce, being the awkward baby he is, would just stand behind them like 🧍‍♂️

Pepper probably used to do musical theater in high school and Tony’s a dramatic bitch so they’d steal the night with some great duet lol. A Whole New World from Aladdin maybe?

Ok but this becomes SO much funnier when you combine it with the fact that she did ballet for like at least a decade.

-“Romanoff, I’ve SEEN you do ballet in the gym, how are you this bad?”

-“They are very different styles, Stark. Now shut up before I slice your fingers off.”

-“Yeah but like there has to be SOME overlap, right? You do HAVE a sense of rhythm, I’ve seen it, so why the fuck can you not understand this?”

-“I do ballet by myself, this is very different.”

-“...sure.”

THE CLOAK FAVORTISM PLS- Peter names the cloak Robert

Nat participates but she keeps a REALLY close eye on Peter to see if someone takes it too far. She gives several death glares to anyone who goes too far. Everyone’s absolutely terrified of this tiny little ginger ball of rage so one look is enough to shut them up

UGH THE INSOMNIAC BABES I LOVE THEM. They make cookies at 3am and Tony gets flour everywhere and Nat doesn’t leave a trace (spy tendencies) and it’s so funny to watch. “You spilled more flour.” “How?! It’s still above the bowl!” They always watch a funny movie or something animated (specifically Pixar/Disney movies). They both love Tangled. Tony’s favorite is the Toy Story movies bc even tho the toys aren’t AIs, they remind him of Jarvis and Friday. Nat’s favorite is Inside Out bc it shows the complexities of mental illness and inner emotions (Tony pretends not to see her crying after the Bing Bong scene. He knows she’s probably thinking about her own childhood that she lost)

YES OH MY GOD THEY SO DO. And you KNOW that they’re super elaborate and planned out. Anytime someone wants revenge on them, Clint always gets it bc they don’t DARE fuck with Natasha. Rumor has it that Tony tried once and didn’t leave the Iron Man suit for a week.

I love our headcanon exchange friendship it brings me so much joy. Also I rly needed these bc I’m reading a rly sad fic rn lol

[itsunclebucky]

Little Prankster

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: For a while, you've been trying to sneak up on your favorite super soldier, until mother nature helps you succeed.

A/N: So yeah, it's kind of weird what scenarios I think up of when I'm showering 🤷‍♀️

It was impossible to sneak up on the former winter soldier. He could hear your footsteps from a few floors away and knew where you were headed.

You had tried many times in the past, and failed every single time. It was a challenge and not one you would be giving up on any time soon.

It would be your luck today - the power went out in the compound due to a severe thunder storm. The entire city was sheeted in darkness.

Tony had walked around lighting some candles as everyone huddled together in the common room, discussing random topics.

"Where is Y/N?" Steve asks suddenly noticing your lack of presence in the room. Thinking about it, he hasn't seen you for a few hours and hope you're not locked in a room somewhere.

"Beats me." Sam replies with a shrug, taking a long drink from his beer as he continues his conversation with the Norse God.

Bucky's eyes widen with concern when he too notices you're missing and hasn't seen you all day.

"I'll go look." He says, standing up and picking one of the candles up to guide him through the darkness of the tower, patting Steve on his shoulder on the way out.

~

Your plan couldn't have gone more perfect. After you had set up a secret microphone in the common room, you heard everything they were talking about. More specifically you were aware the super soldier was coming to check up on you.

That's when you decided to hide in your closet, shortly after hearing the door to your room open and close, quiet footsteps cushioned with the thick carpet beneath their feet.

"Y/N?" You wait until he comes closer.

"Y/N are you he-"

"AHHHH!" You shout, barging out of your closet and laughing at the shock on his face.

His hand clutches his chest and he is shocked you were able to scare him that easily.

"You scared me. Not many people can sneak up on me doll I'm impressed but my heart doesn't feel so good." He breathes.

"Do you need a medic?" You asked. He doesn't speak, he puts the candle down on the table and falls to the floor, still holding his chest and you panic.

"Oh my god! Bucky are you okay? Let me call you a medic!" You rush over to him, kneeling beside him and holding his hand. "Buck stay with me!" You feel like your own heart is about to give out as you scramble to find your phone somewhere in your pockets. And that's when you heard it, quiet at first but Bucky is laughing.

"I got you back!" He snorts. You playfully slap his chest.

"You genuinely just scared me Buck. You little prankster." You laugh with him, he pulls you into a soul crushing hug and kisses your cheek as an apology for scaring you.

[stay-midnight]

I use he/him pronouns :) thanks for asking! What are your pronouns hun?

I love that man🥰😌🥺

🥺🥺 I love him so much. It takes me a while to sleep so if he doesn’t mind staying two hours for me to sleep I don’t mind him being there 👉👈. I would love to nap in his hoodies when he’s not around they would be very comfy. I’m scared that if I go nonverbal he won’t understand me, my friends have a hard time understanding me and I get scared that I’m upsetting them.

I will toast the baby bread >:) (like make him flustered I mean) “Aww thank you Angel.” and to top it off 😌 I would cup his cheeks, lean in, “Hmm what a cute angel we have here, he’s all mine right?” Said with some ✨flavor✨ I will before soft after him becoming shy, I would laugh and peck his cheeks. “Such a cute angel”

I would hug Minho (or any member me and Lix prank) and apologize. Then return to Felix for cuddles and kithes. -•^•

Ahhhh okok, thank you for answering! I use he/him but I don’t mind they/them too 🥰

hshshshs, same tbh- 🤧

He will play with your hair and really just baby you, he doesn’t mind staying with you and talking about random things and jokes until you fall asleep. Ooh, he doesn't mind you sleeping on his hoodies cuz he finds it cute owo. Aww baby, he’ll be shocked at first and he would freak out a bit since he doesn’t know what to do but as time passes by, he’d eventually learn about your nonverbal state and what to do. He’ll comfort you during them.

I see that the baby bread would be like “Aishh, stop itt~” but in reality he’d want you to keep praising him and in return he cuddles you while also praising you. It’s a receive and give kinda thing with the baby bread.

Minho would soften up by hugging back but would still glare at Felix as Minho thinks he was trying to turn you into a prankster which he wouldn’t allow on his baby 🥺🤧

[deadontheinsidebut]

HI ANGEL hehe ily go to sleep soon and good luck with ur workkkk

i hate these pics but theyre my most recent ones💔AGAIN SORRY FOR MY FACE SKFJEKDKSL OK BYEBYE ILY DONT POST THESE SELFIES 💓💓💓

—ANGEL’S 600 APPEARANCE MATCHUPS

Ahhhh hello my beautiful bb!! You’re a cutie patootie I’m glad you decided to the join the event hehe. Youre making me heart beat quick ilysmmm. I hope you like your matchup MWAH @icejins

I think you would look good with...

—Kunimi Akita

I feel like y’all both have that ‘cute’ vibe going for you but you can be sneaky little pranksters

Would probably find you guys at the library working hard on your studies or on a park bench eating your sweets

Also, you two would be the couple I see on the street and think “awwwww they’re so wholesome”

I could see you two in puffy winter coats and ear muffs during the cold season just giggling to yourselves because you decided to eat ice cream when it’s frozen