#ahh yes i am listening to the great comet again

[pardonmydelays]

a little reminder that in nineteenth century russia we write letters, we write letters-

[sasusaku4life]

Title: Androphobia

Verse: NARUTO AU

Rated:T

Genre: Friendship, Drama, Angst, Romance

Author:

(tumblr) SasuSaku4life

(Fanfic.Net) NoirBlossom

(Wattpad) Yandere Agi

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

This is just fanfiction only.

Photo below made by: SasuSaku4life

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Prologue

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🍅CHAPTER: One🌸

After meeting that boy at the rooftop, Sakura decided to go back to her classroom because the class will start in few minutes.

While she’s walking, plenty of boys are in a Hallway busy finding their own assigned room.

She bows down her head to avoid unnecessary eye contact with them.

But luck is not in her favor,

She just bump to a muscular body which is from a boy. Again.

The impact is enough to make Sakura wavers in her stan.

Gladly the boy whom she just had bump grips her arm to steady her and prevent from falling.

“-Umph! That was close! Gladly I catch you before you fall ttebayo!” Says the boy with an enthusiastic voice.

Again. Herself starts to numb, feel everything she felt earlier from the boy earlier. Well in contrary, it happens to every boys, mens she met.

Every boys who touches her, nears her and talks to her. Her body reacts that way.

The boy whose holding her nudge her. He realize she was shaking a bit. As if she was afraid.

“Hey miss are you okay? You’re shaking. Should I bring you to the clinic? ” Hearing his voice made her snap out.

She tilts her head upward. He’s not that tall but enough to make her look up lightly, he has a blonde spiky hair, shorter than the boy earlier. That one has a bit long hair for boys. But like that boy he also has a messy hair. He has thin lips and straight nose, He has peculiar whiskers mark at his cheeks,

Whiskers mark? Is that even possible? But Ironically she has natural pink hair so it is possible.

The boy tugs her, and drags her towards nowhere. Maybe at the clinic.

Before they even got to clinic which is not close enough, she came to her sense and she stops and slap his hand to release her from the hold.

“Hey it hurts ttebayo!” He hurls.

He caress his hand slapped by this Pink haired girl. “Gosh what is wrong with you” he adds.

She says nothing, not even thank you. She just glared at him like what he did is wrong.

And turns her back at him, hurriedly walks in to her classroom.

She returns to her classroom with neutral face.

Kami. There are few boys in their room.

She just walk normally to her chair at the very end corner beside the window and silently sit down. Typical Protagonist.

Because of her frustation, she wanted to go back on the rooftop but afraid she might see the boy she met there. She just wipe her hand on her face frustatedly.

Ugh. What should I do.

A tap from shoulder made her remove the hand covering her eyes.

She looks at the manicured hand on her shoulder and continue to look at the owner of it.

She face her head in front and blankly look at the board.

“Whatever it is Ino-Pig, I’ve had enough for this day. You know why, so if you came here to piss me off. Good news, I’m very VERY pissed now.” There’s a hint of mockery on her voice when she said Good news.

“Easy there Forehead. I’m Just here to check up on you and yeah I know why, I’m your best bitch. Duh.” Ino sits in front of Sakura’s, facing her.

Sakura just drop her head down to her desk, not wanting to have eye contact with Ino. “I don’t know what to do Ino.”

Ino reach for Sakura’s soft pink pastel hair and caress it lightly. She hums before speaking. “Sakura It’s time. You need to face This. Maybe this is from Kami, it’s a sign Forehead.”

From Kami huh. Sakura thought.

“I know I need to do it. But I still don’t want to, that’s my worst nightmare. That one day I will face it even I don’t want to. I’m. . .I- ” Sakura’s voice was almost whisper.

“Afraid. Your afraid. I know, but that day is today, Sakura this is for your own good. Believe me I know because I’m your Bestfriend.” Ino pleads looking sad at her.

“ Were here for you Sak.”

“R-Right.”

Came from two familiar voice. She didn’t even realize that Tenten and Hinata were there.

Sakura raised her head. “I know, I really know that I need to. I’m just not yet ready.”

Not yet.

“You can take it slowly. Step by step and we girls are here to help you.” Ino smiles and place a hand Sakura’s cheeks.

But her mind was close for this thing. She’s not prepared for this.

“Sorry girls but, not today. Not tomorrow or any day, I’m not changing my mind but- ”

She didn’t finish her sentence because the bell starts to ring and the class are up now.

Students starts to get in their classroom, Ino stays at her seat in front of Sakura but Tenten and Hinata sits on different seat, not to far from them.

The Professor walks in, and unsurprisingly. It’s a man.

Great.

“Good’morning class, I’m Umino Iruka, but you can call me as Iruka-sensei. I’m your new professor at History and also will be your Homeroom adviser for the rest of school year because of the bad news happen lately. I hope we had a get a long with each other.”

He calmly said. “Now before we start, I know you girls know each other but not these boys, so Boys I would like to Introduce yourself , stand one by one and face your classmates, starting from you ”, Iruka-sensei points the very first boy in front.

He has a bowl cut hair and straight bangs, Thick bushy brows, and very wide circled eyes. “Yosh! Good’morning my Youthful classmates, I’m Rock Lee, but you can call me Lee. Nice to meet you all!” He deeply bowed and stand up straight, then makes a tootsie pose and thumbs up.

And he winks. Directly at her.

At me? What the friggin’ F.

He’s looking directly at me.

Or am I just paranoid.

She didn’t notice how her body continues to shiver until Ino nudge her and look at her eyes, saying that calm down.

Sakura gave Ino a curt nod and smile.

Guess she’s just not used to looking at boys.

This is the first time she saw numerous of boys. Well the very first time was earlier before she blacks out.

She just rolls her eyes and listened to the next boy.

“I’m Hyuuga Neji. Nice to meet you all.”

He says in monotoned voice.

He has very long brown hair above his waist. A black scarf on his forehead white eyes like.

Like. . .Hyuuga? Wait is he Hinata’s. . .

Murmurs were heard from girls.

“And I’m Hinata-sama’s cousin.”

Ahh’s and Ohh’s from class we’re heard.

That explains a lot.

The next one has a short dark greyish hair and ocular sunglasses “Aburame Shino. Nice to meet you.”

The boy has Dark greyish eyes with black spiky hair tied up in pony tail stands up next. “Ahh what a drag. . I’m Nara Shikamaru.” He lazily walk back to his sit and yawns before sleeping to his desk.

The gloomy chubby boy stand up after him, He has black tinted eyes with spiky brown hair, and some spiral red marks on his cheeks. And his holding a bag of chips. “I’m *munch* Akimichi *munch* Chouji. ”

Gosh does nobody told him not to talk when your mouth is full?

She just mentally roll her eyes.

Next to him is a a boy with dark brown spiky short hair, slit pupils like cats, has red triangular slit mark upside-down just below his eyes. And also has a sharp fangs. “Inuzuka Kiba here! Nice to meet ya’ll ”

The next one, the next one is the boy who she just bump and slap his hand earlier.

GREAT. Just Great.

She mocks herself.

“I’m Uzumaki Naruto. Someday I’m gonna be a Hokage ttebayo! ”

Some giggles of girls can hear from his cheerful introduction.

Hokage?

To be Head of the village of Konohagakure.

Her shishou was a candidate for the next Hokage. Which is coincidentally the principal of their school. Senju Tsunade one of the three VERY Successful person on Konohagakure who accomplished many things they were called the Legendary Sannins for some reason.

How? When she was young her parents die from slaughter. Tsunade, her Godmother, took over from her since that day happen.

She teaches Sakura everything.

From Physical learning, Mental. Taijutsu, Medical and every thing she wants and needs to learn.

She learned many things from her shishou and she’s in grateful in that.

Her dazing stops when she hear the blonde boy exclaimed “Hey you! -” she points at Sakura. And her eyes bulge from his sudden outburst “Yes youuu, the girl with the pink hair. It’s not nice to not say thank you after I help you prevent from falling earlier ttebayo!”

He pouts like a child while looking at her.

All attention turns to her because she’s the only one with the pink hair in this class room. In this School and in this Village and maybe in this world.

“A little gratitude would be nice ‘ya know.” Naruto cooed.

Sakura saw Tenten and Hinata’s gaped mouth and look around. Everyone was looking at her.

Like waiting for a reply.

Ino smiles mischievously before whispering at her “Sakura what are you waiting for? Comets? Be nice to him. ”

She lets out an audible groan and fiercely look at Naruto in front.

She just raised her pink eyebrows.

Everyone was eyeing her like like a hawk.

“ Thanks. And sorry.”

She mumbles.

Naruto extend his arm a d put right next to his ears and leans forward. “What? I couldn’t quite catch that ”

“I said Thank you and Sorry.”

She says quite enough to be heard by everyone especially that Idiotic blonde standing in front.

“Hmmh, Apology accepted! And also your welcome. You should smile you know, it suits you better!” He grinned.

Some whispers something some cooed and cheered for Naruto’s word. Especially her Bestfriend Ino.

“Oh my she just talk to a boy! ” She heard Tenten shriek.

In return she gritted her teeth.

Heat rush up to her face. So before someone sees the effect on her she bows down not wanting to seen her face by everyone.

The noise dies after someone opened the door.

Then after a moment of silence, girls started to squeal.

“KYAAAAAAAH SASUKE-KUN!”

“SASUKE-KUUUN!”

Girls starts yelling Sasuke-kun, Sasuke-kun.

Ugh. Another boy.

She just can’t stand it anymore but she needs to bear it.

“Oh great timing teme, I’m done introducing my fantastic self. ”

Naruto says grinning from ear to ear.

Iruka coughs and taps the board enough to refrain girls from yelling.

“Okay you may sit now Naruto. You’re late Uchiha. Now introduce yourself to everyone.”

“Do I need to?”

There’s a smug on his deep voice.

Tch. So proud that every girls know him. Well Sorry to burst his bubble but I do not belong to those girls. I don’t know him whoever he his.

And she doesn’t want to get know of him anyway.

She doesn’t care how does his voice sounds familiar.

And something inside her snaps. .

Wait that voice is familiar. She somehow heard it from somewhere.

“Of course. It’s a protocol on first day of school.” Iruka-sensei said in monotoned voice.

“Name is Uchiha Sasuke.”

He said in confidence.

“Very well. Then you may sit down right next to that girl.” She heard some girls whined, and protest “That with the pink haired girl.”

Her sensei continues.

Again Sakura, raised her head and saw her sensei, Iruka is pointing at her.

And she saw right beside him is Naruto and that Raven haired boy earlier from the rooftop.

Fvck.

Some girls are glaring at her and some are looking at her with jealousy on their eyes.

“That’s unfair sensei, I wanted to sit beside her.” Naruto whines.

Iruka-sensei pinch the bridge of his nose “Enough. You have your own seat Naruto, and stay there. Now go along you two to your seats. We’ll start lessons now.”

Sakura’s mind is rambling inside. This is too much for her.

That boy named Sasuke sits beside her.

And she just ignore it. Ignore the fact that she’s right beside him, Ignore the fact that she met him earlier, spoke to her earlier.

Ignore his entire being.

Iruka-sensei starts to talk again. “ Now I’m gonna hand a blank paper for attendance while I still don’t have the original copy of the class attendance. I need you to sign on this accordingly to your seats cause it’ll be your permanent seat for whole school year. No buts, now after you’ve done signing pass it to your next”

Moments have passed while Iruka was teaching, Ino hands the attendance to Sakura.

She silently wrote down her name and signature.

After writing all she had to do is pass it right next to him,

To that Uchiha Sasuke.

Looking at the piece of paper she’s holding. She handed it right next to her seatmate not bother to look at him.

Her hand hangs for a long second holding the paper because this idiot beside her is not claiming it.

Frustatedly she look beside her and and glared at the boy whose currently looking at her too.

Her Sea-foamed emerald eyes met his Piercing pure Onyx eyes.

She cursed inwardly.

She arched her pink eyebrow, giving a Get-this-paper-now-look in him.

He just smirk and raised his hand resting on his desk to reach for the paper on Sakura’s hand.

He intentionally brushed his hand against her.

Her pupils widened to the un-sudden contact.

She stand up screeching her chair and enough to stop Iruka from talking and writing at board and look for the cause of screeching chair.

He saw Sakura was standing and Sasuke has his hand raised mid point holding a piece of paper that could be sheet of attendance.

That’s it. “Thats the last straw.”

She mumbles.

“Is there something wrong Sasuke? and Miss? . .”

Iruka asked curiously.

“Sakura. Haruno Sakura. Excuse me I’m not feeling well.”

She said to her sensei and walks towards the back classroom-door and get out before her sensei could answer. Leaving the class behind.

Iruka just shrug and continued what he’s doing.

While Sasuke just smirk. Bows his head lighty. And read the last name on the list.

Sakura. Huh.

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

One Punch Man 13 (S2 Ep 1) | Afterlost 1 | RobiHachi 1 | Kimetsu no Yaiba 2 - 3 | BSD 25 - 26 (S3 Eps 1 - 2) | King of Prism - Shiny 7 Stars 1 | Shield Hero 14 - 16 | Double Decker! EX 3 | Sarazanmai 2

The shows that have made it this season will be getting their tags...soon. Because I fell behind early in the season, trying to read ahead is nastier than it really should be...

Update: I forgot to roll out the tags...! Sorry about that.

One Punch Man 2 1

This season’s name…sounds counterintuitive, to say the least.

I love how Genos is carrying a box of hijiki (which looks like hair) and Saitama’s wearing a shirt that says “hair” (in kanji) all over it. It’s funny for a bald man and his “work of modern art”.

I never knew Genos was so blunt. Maybe because the last season was a good 2 – 3 years ago…and was by Madhouse and Shingo Natsume, and so this feels slightly different.

Oh, Sonic…! I didn’t realise how much I missed you! (Not to mention, you look hot with the off-the-shoulder shirt, y’know?)

“Enoki” is a type of mushroom.

Oh, Garou!...Oh wait, there isn’t much more of the episode left, is there…?

Afterlost 1

Oh great…this is the second time the subs don’t work on my device of choice. Then again, it seems to be a problem with the ad blocker and not the video…Okay, fiddling with the ad blocker worked.

Let’s play Spot the Main Character Amongst All the CGI Guys! Yay! (obviously sarcastic)

Without the volume…this OP is, to not put it lightly, s***.

Shoumetsu means “extinction”, not “lost”.

And the reward for Jankiest CGI this season belongs to…

Okay…this is stupid…if it f**ks up even more, I’m out of here!

I know the horned owl is your mascot, but that doesn’t mean you needed a real owl.

Waittttttttt…how did the scientists know Yuki’s father was responsible for this stuff anyway?

I feel like Takuya was shoehorned in. I mean, there’s a better example of this character type in Naofumi (Shield Hero).

This guy’s name, as we know it, is Geek. Wow (sarcastic). Also, I find it funny Takuya has a “ta” on his licence plate.

“…she’s just a package.” - Welp, you don’t get any more blatant than that for female denigration! I think Anime Feminist had a field day with this one.

Come to think of it, I saw some helmets back at Geek’s place but Takuya never seems to use one…

You had one job, Takuya…*sigh*

I swear I said a few previews ago I don’t like 1st person cam…no one ever listens to me, do they???

Not dis shitto agen!

Okay, enough complaining. It seems Yu-no wasn’t bad enough, so they had to produce something like the Chaos Dragon and Seisen Cerberus of old…

RobiHachi 1

It’s Takamatsu being Takamatsu again. Also… I forgot to mention this earlier, but…Taiga Umatani seems to be related to Kurari Umatani (who is credited for Boueibu), so…I wonder if it’s a collective writer’s name for Studio Comet, like Izumi Todo for Toei? The only thing that goes against that is the fact “Kurari” existed during the Diomedea days of Boueibu. Also Isekandar seems to be related to Yamato’s Iscandar (which Takamatsu seems to like, based on the fact he once used Matsumoto metres as a shorthand for being in space). If you don’t understand, Yamato’s endgoal contains a place called Iscandar and that’s by Leiji Matsumoto.

Okayyyyy…what are these rabbit creatures…? But yes, it does smack of Boueibu simply because the episode layout’s the same.

Hmm…? So Robby seems be En (the do-nothing life) in spirit, but Kinshiro in background, but also he runs away from his fortune. “Hmm” indeed.

Oh! That’s what this string of misfortunes reminds me of! The monsters of the day from Boueibu.

Acrymalide.

Hatchi is a Kinshiro in looks but an Atsushi by being a goody-goody.

Hmm…they actually bother to show girls now…apparently Takamatsu went to a boys-only school, which is why his original works focus on dudes (as in, you can pick out when Takamatsu is adapting someone else’s work because it has a heavier focus on girls as supporting characters).

Mechs and spaceships are probably two of the only ways I accept CGI…and you, Takamatsu sir, have just done it (the latter)!

Aw! Lookit his (Hatchi’s) face light up like a Beppu’s! It’s cute!

Hatchi getting out the hatch…lame, but still somewhat effectve on me (because that’s my wordplay game you’re playing, Takamatsu…!).

LOL, it’s a transforming mech. It seems my words from a few comments earlier were basically foretelling the future.

Kimetsu no Yaiba 2

Yikes, “Sakonji Urokodaki” has a lot of strokes…

My Little Sister Lives For Headpats…hey wait, don’t all anime kid sisters do that(?)

For some reason, I know the “Don’t Lose Your Way” meme from Kill la Kill and yet I’ve never…watched KlK…?(!)

I swore that was Giyu (it’s the haircut, I swear), but it’s a random demon…

When all you have is a hatchet…use your head. (LOL)

Ooh, nice eyecatch!

This is really black comedy, in a sense. (I remember this demon fight from the manga which is why I say that.)

Hmm…this wispy stuff wasn’t in the manga.

Come to think of it, I don’t know how Tanjiro got his scar…

If you squint really hard, you can see CGI Urokodaki and Tanjiro…

He probably has no footsteps because of his shoes. Or the fact he’s a ninja. Were there ninja in the Taisho era…? Update: Tanjiro has the same kind of shoes…oops.

Come to think of it, Daisuke from DN Angel had to dodge traps every day before he became Dark…(thinking of this because I reread the first volume of DN Angel recently)

Oh! Manga panel preview! That’s quite fun, really.

Kimetsu no Yaiba 3

I just really like how Tanjiro’s eyes grew larger with what was clearly resolution before he closed the door.

Why do the non-descript hunters look like Giyu too…?

I’ve never seen KnY so comedic…and that’s coming from someone who thought the Head Demon fight from last episode was funny.

Welp, this is…kinda interesting (<- says a fan of Touken Ranbu).

This letter writing…it reminds me of Kekkai Sensen somewhat.

This realistic water…it’s beautiful, but it looks like it came straight out of Niagara Falls. Is that…too realistic for anime?

“No matter…”

It’s a fox version of Speed of Sound Sonic! Then again, the real Sonic is around this season and probably won’t be happy about that comparison…

Is “that guy”…Giyu? Or the demon who slaughtered Tanjiro’s family?

Spider lilies! I didn’t mention it last time, but the symbolism of the spider lily makes the ED real cool.

Bungou Stray Dogs 26

I’v read the wiki page for Chuuya enough to know the next few eps involve the LN Fifteen, so even though I haven’t read a translation of the source material, I know some of the ins and outs of it already.

Ooh! Kitty! (If you’re a manga reader, you’ll know the cat’s significance.)

I think at this point in time, all viewers are used to Dazai’s bulls*** by now.

Is it just me…or did Bones use CGI for the city? It actually looks kind of good…! Sasuga Bones!

I have a fic that predates Fifteen and could be set in the same period (the fic’s vague enough that it could’ve been them at 15, 18 or even 12)…and basically the only thing I got wrong was the fact Chuuya doesn’t have his hat (because I wrote Chuuya as having his hat in the fic). Also, the banter is tenser than I imagined it, but that’s subjective and something only I, the fic writer, can compare.

I wonder who the yellow-tinted Ability holder is…? Update: That’s Randou. Spoke too soon.

There was a box in the subs…I wonder what symbol that might’ve been.

“…closest to the explosion.”

BSD 3 2

Oh, so that’s what Randou was for! I see now.

Chuuya may be OP, but he’s one heck of a fun character…also, he’s not as OP as Saitama, so…yeah.

Oh, the ED from last time is the OP. I should’ve known.

I like the almost storybook-style of this episode!

I thought Dazai was faking releasing the hostages…I was wrong.

Face-stealing aliens return! (They were around last ep too, I think, but they were harder to see then.)

Again, watch for the cat!

Well, with only one suspect (or 3, if you count the Sheep kids), it was quite easy to figure out one of them was behind it. I kind of suspected Randou, anyway, considering what I’ve learnt from all the mysteries I’ve read.

Because I was watching this episode with the volume down low (so I could hear the OP and ED), the volume really did work wonders for the plot this ep…!

King of Prism – Shiny 7 Stars 1

This is the final debut of the season, so basically how this and Shield Hero perform will decide what will stay and what will go. Oh, yeah…apparently this is the companion to a movie, but the movie and TV series have slightly different content.

This dude’s (the one at the very start’s) so grumpy.

…welp, I didn’t expect it to be that much CGI.

This chunk of exposition…makes me feel like I missed something. It was probably in the previous movies, come to think of it…

Basically, this is…uh, Makura no Danshi or Room Mate all over again??? I’m noping out of here…! Bye!

Shield Hero 14

I’m putting this on the chopping block…just so you know.

…uh, age gap romance? It’s hard to tell at this stage, but they (Filo and Melty) sure act like it is romance.

Welp, this survived the chopping block. “Raphtalia backstory” is a good enough reason to stick around for, isn’t it?

Double Decker! EX 3 (FINAL)

I always miss the OP when I’m not watching Double Decker, but I miss the ED even more…

I can’t believe they tried to get away with a Spirited Away parody…!

I can’t believe I get to see Dr Apple all buttered up like this…

I love how Kirill is censoring himself. (At least he can prove he’s not a girl, unlike Valery/Milla, whose entire shtick is the confusion between genders.)

Oh! I think I know the answer to the case already! It was Kirill’s soap, so Doug is the “killer”. But then…why is it Derick, of all people???

LOL, the angles were so reminiscent of Detective Conan…

Underwear-stealing sextuplets…? Why does that kind of sound like Osomatsu-san…?

Ahh…I really am going to miss this ED. See you next time!

Shield Hero 15

I never thought Raphtalia would be so angry…that’s Naofumi’s job.

Okay…it’s the age-old question: do demis listen with their animal ears or their human ears? Do they even have human ears??? (That’s 2 questions, isn’t it…?)

Uh…CGI dinosaur, much?

Shield Hero 16

…and of course, the Queen is a loli. Of course (<-sarcastic).

“Why’d I even have to feed this KFC farm?” – LOL, but I wonder what it sounded like in Japanese…? (i.e. I didn’t listen to it and when I try to do that, there’s always something over the top of it…)

Sarazanmai 2

I wonder if I’ll ever get used to watching Ikuhara on a weekly basis…?

Kappamaki…geddit?

Wait…y’mean, Keppi’s breath smells like cucumbers? Uh…okay, TMI.

Enta’s Japanese house kind of looks like the one in Mawaru Penguindrum.

Wait…why does the Japanese word for “Fish Buffet” (Osakanazanmai) end in –zanmai? Does that mean Sarazanmai is…Dish Buffet?! (LOL)

Notably, one of the signs said “Union” in katakana. It must be an English play on words…y’know, trade union and union = connecting with each other? I’m surprisingly enjoying myself a lot with Sarazanmai, by the way. I didn’t think I would, but I am!

I think that might be Irohassu water. Or Dasani. I saw both those brands in Japan, but I don’t remember which had the green flowers.

Oh…my goodness! Nekoyama (Cat Mountain) Mokichi (written with kanji for “hair” and “luck”). It’s a Boueibu monster! Frick, I’m laughing too hard!

It’s very small and very thin, but the word next to the cat in the eyecatch is neko.

“…Meow God!” – It’s a pun on “Oh, My God!” but with a “meow” in it. It’s pretty forced, but it does get the nuance of the joke across…

Why the heck did the subbers choose “herb” as the word for weed in this? “Weed” is sufficient, right? Right…?

Well…if that spurt of water wasn’t symbolic…I don’t know what is.

The title translates better as “…but I want to steal”. Y’know, add a little force into it.

The two As and the “sara” below it seem to make a zombie face, huh?

Ooh, that ending…