#ahahahhhaha

[chaotic-orphan]

lmfaoo I'm sorry but it's genuinely so funny to see how many asks you've gotten on Ambrose's fuck life that I'm seriously considering writing some fanfic of my own (idk if that's ever gonna happen, just a thought. But ofc only if u say yes) but yeah the way everyone's heads just EXPLODED over this is hilarious. Anyways hope you have a good day!! xxx

OMG AHAHAHAHHAHA PLEASE DO!!!!! And tag me so I can reblog it!!!! That would be hilarious, please!!!! You’d be a hero

No Ambrose’s fuck life (which I fucking love the way that’s phrased XD) really made everyone kind of lose it (myself included) and I think he would be delighted at how he’s living rent free in our heads

[strangerays]

i have 50K in draft 3 which was REALLY unprecedented!! also writing is going so well!!!! i am in love with these girls </3

[velvetredskies]

assortments of ultk doodles and they're.. mainly jist gabv1el again . sighs.

[eshithepetty]

AAAAAA OK SO. Some frames I liked from my animatic 'Juliet' that I thought I'd post on their own ^^

[abba-enthusiast]

NEIIIIIIIII

[pumpking64]

rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type

[sciderman]

Maybe this isn’t new to you but this fucking sent me this evening ahahahhhaha

there is SO much to unpack here... dom's abnormally yellow skin... the rocket-powered x-force themed surfboard... the x-speedo...

marvel swimsuit editions truly are something else

i've written about nate's one metal asscheek so many times but i truly hate that i haven't considered the thought of nate having one metal leg too - i haven't seen it often in comics but i guess the percentage of t.o versus skin varies from book to book - but i hate the thought of metal toes. i hate it.

feels illegal, somehow.

also want to strangle whoever wrote this

[everyonehurtyou]

okay il mio vicino tossico oltre alle oche ha comprato anche l'asinello ahahahhhaha tra un po una fattoria

potrà guadagnare ulteriormente spacciando casa sua per uno zoo e non solo spacciando e basta

[bakugansavas]

ahahahhhaha miya gg

[yakourinka]

it would be funny if Blade's beloved is now just

Bailu.

AHAHAHHHAHA

[mythicandco]

WHATS THE ANASTASIA ARC???????

AHAHAHHHAHA

OKAY OKAY!! THIS IS LIKE. IF POISON FAMILY BECOMES A BOOK OR ANYTHING THIS IS WHAT IT'D BE ABOUT!!! or at least it'd be the first part of it

tw for the same stuff as the last post

basically, as an excuse to get Polonium out of her way because Po-210 is a threat to her power balance, Cyanide sends her (with Arsenic and Foxglove to supervise) on a wild goose chase after a rogue poison- Tetrodotoxin. the plan was to either punish TTX if they found it, or punish Polonium if they didn't. win-win situation either way.

and things go exactly as planned! for a while. the trio get into shenanigans while they experience human society (they live in a big gothic mansion somewhere in Italy Adam Family-style I think), Cyanide finally has Polonium out of her hair for a bit, etc.

and then they actually run into TTX.

it's using a different name - Mika - and is disguised as human like the others, but they're just... living. a regular life. they've got a boyfriend (he's trans and his name is a reference to undertale btw). why would they do that? what poison in their right mind would abandon everything just to live such a... boring existence?

Mika of course realizes that these three are actually its "family" and immediately tries to evade them, with... mixed results. in a scuffle at some point, Polonium gets separated from the rest of the group and lost. they meet a girl and ask for directions ("This city's so fucking big. It's more of a maze than the old mansion! A-and the traffic- I didn't even know what traffic was until I ended up stuck on this stupid-" She claps her hands over her mouth, realizing what they almost just revealed, but the other girl just laughs. Her eyes sparkle like radioactive particles in the early rays of dawn. "You're not from around here, then?") and on the way back get acquainted with her. her name's Anastasia, she lives around the block from the apartment where "Pheobe" (the human name Polonium's using while undercover as one of them)'s staying, so come visit sometime?

and by the time they reunite with Arsenic and Foxglove, it's too late. Polonium's been poisoned by Anastasia's laugh. it rings like pleasant bells rather than air raid sirens. and her touch is intoxicating- it's awful. it's horrible. Polonium wants nothing but to sit under a tree with her and infodump (she called it "infodumping," didn't she? Cyanide always found it annoying, but Ana thought it was charming-) about little-known assassinations and Anastasia can listen and ask questions and all Polonium wants to do is be near her, to savor that sweetness that radiates off of her, nothing like the way particles radiate off of a piece of uranium.

and so Polonium finds more and more excuses to avoid Arsenic and Foxglove and more and more excuses to hang out with Anastasia. she falls into a rhythm. they run into Mika again, and this time understand a little bit of why they chose to leave the family. but Arsenic and Foxglove don't, they don't understand it, and they take Mika back to Cyanide and Polonium can't let them do that.

so she manages to help the other free and they escape together and Mika calls her sister like it actually means it and they go into hiding so the family doesn't know where they are and things... things are okay.

Ralsei, Mika's boyfriend, knows about their secret. he figured it out pretty quick, actually, and the craziest part is that he's okay with it. (his main reasoning is "Fuck the cops" and "it's not really your fault that polonium the element's been used to kill people, doesn't mean you ever directly have. and, well, even if you did, you wouldn't now. also I don't think the government could keep you locked up if they tried." and he's right, of course.) but Anastasia still doesn't know. Polonium can't tell her- Anastasia is light and warmth, and Polonium is that, too, but in such a different way. it'd break their friendship.

and then it stops being a friendship. somewhere along the way, Polonium fell in love. because of course they did.

but that's okay. Anastasia love her back, and her kisses are the world, and it's okay.

note because I didn't get to fit it anywhere else: Polonium's nickname for Anastasia is "Taser." like, Tasia, Taser, get it, right?

and that's Most of the Anastasia arc!!

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cyanide is a fast-acting poison.

Polonium's character development is everything to me. she and Cyanide are such foils to each other it's not even funny anymore

Cyanide is bitter because her girlfriend killed her. she doesn't trust humans, she doesn't even directly interact with them- she has others do it for her. she's power-hungry and needs to control everything, and believes wholeheartedly that the ends always justify the means.

Polonium is bitter because she died alone and scared as a means to an end. she doesn't trust easily, and now she's being sent out into the world to test that and to get out of Cyanide's hair, because she's threatening the delicate balance the older poison has put in place and because one of their own has defected. she hates it at first, and thinks humans are annoying and stupid, and then she meets Anastasia by chance and then everything changes.

and then Cyanide finds out and kills the only person Polonium ever really cared about.

[me-the-sand-and-the-sea]

Haunted!!!!!!!!!!ahahahhhaha

[redcandieddust]

AHAHAHHHAHA

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[lolongss]

CONOSCI IL FIL BOXTROLLS? ADORO!!!!

veramente no ahahahhhaha non so cosa ho ripostato per sbaglio hahahahab

[sweet-omen]

AHAHAHHHAHA ITS DONE! 33k WORDS. 88 PAGES IN MY GOOGLE DOC. FINAL CHAPTER OF MY FIC IS POSTED AND LIVE BAYBEE

Relent. chapter 7 (!!!!) ! :

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41450352/chapters/114553000

[holy-yeosang]

I guess Immortal Songs HongSang will be the end of me.