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BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
would LOVE to hear more about it!!! how does it differ from canon tsams?
RGHHH I TYPED OUT AN ANSWER TO THIS BUT I WAS AT AN EVENT AND TUMBLR DELETED MY RESPONSE-
okay so. everyone works at the pizzaplex, but only Sun, Moon, and Lunar are related. Earth recently arrives to the plex and is given charge of a performance to boost revenue for the theatre; the daycare department isn't making enough profit to justify the money poured in, and management is threatening to shut it down in a few months if it doesn't improve.
The creator just so happens to have a studio rented out (how convenient...), and Earth calls up all the other animatronics in their department to join in and help with setting up an orchestral performance (fun fact: all of them have theatre capabilities programmed into their base code, so they all have the ability to perform and play instruments!), which they do, albeit reluctantly. Finding recruits is fairly difficult considering there are no human staff and only 5 animatronics, but they make do and ask folks from other divisions to pitch in as well.
(Solar and Eclipse do exist in this au, but their backgrounds are a bit...different from the cannon security breach shows.)
#asks#celestial symphony au#tsams au#rambles#guys please ask questions about my aus if you find them interesting#this one's really new and asks help me flesh out the details when planning these sort of things#anyhow#thanks again!#earth and the brothers are friends but not siblings#solar works concessions at the theatre so they don't see him much#his story is different from the main one simply because i don't feel like divulging in interdimensional theories and whatnot#so he has a similar story to solar in my witch au#ahaha ahem#eclipse's story is also very very different#so feel free to ask about them folks#didn't talk about all that here because i didn't think it made sense to bunch it all here#then again the question is about divergences from cannon so it probably would've made sense to put that...#but uh basically#there isn't going to be a star#or any interdimensional stuff#lunar (probably) won't blow up#(if he does it's not eclipse's fault)#bloodmoon exists in this au as do jack solar flare and ruin#there aren't any ships because that complicates things and i prefer to focus on plot rather than relationships#(and cuz i don't know how to talk about those so uhh)#the only relationship here is monty and earth#and mmmaybee kidscove possiblyyy..?#i dunno we'll see where this goes#i never actually finished those refs#thanks for dropping by!
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very easy to become self absorbed when everyone around you is praising you for being the next god of your religion .but be careful – there's also the horroz
★ version without text and reference image under cut :
★ Song : "God-ish" – PinocchioP
#MUSIC !! MUSIC !! MUSIC !!#I LOVE LISTENING TO MUSIC !!#it brings me JOY and INSPIRATION !!#anywhosies#shrignold !!#look at him !!! what a pretty . precious . divine boy !!!#dunno if ill stick to this as his actual religious attire – ill think on it#PLEASE PRAISE ME FOR MY MEDIOCRE ART SKILLS#MY LIFE IS SO EMPTY#ahem#uhh#expect more of these drawings to come out leading up to my halloween costume related post#i have my *eye* on a certain *target* ahaha ¥_^#a rather *electrifying* guy – a blonde boy with a wondrous personality#hehehe#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis au#high voltage au#dhmis shrignold#shrignold the butterfly#dhmis hv shrignold#vocaloid#vocaloid inspired#tw cigarettes#cw cigarettes#tw smoking#cw smoking#okay bye guys :333
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i am not immune to a character who is just a little guy
But Also
#size shifter#g/t#giant/tiny#artists on tumblr#stoat scribbles#VT the Boss#fans self#self care is making batshit unhinged art of your sona#I'm probably gonna revisit this piece some time since this is just a scribble for the idea/vibe~#ahaha#ahem
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i love david tennant to death but i'm JUST SAYING that nine could've easily gotten as many bitches in s1. just saying.
#this is not to say that the doctor has any game. any ''''rizz'''. no no. they do not.#they have negative rizz.#however i mean. well. have you SEEN christopher eccleston. have you see nine. like. ahem. hiiiiii.#yes yes david tennant is pretty yes we all can see him but COME ONNNNNN#bluebird.txt#doctor who#i'm just sayinnnnnnnnnnng#'im trying to resonate concrete' he's so lame i love him i need him.#i am not a sex haver or even a sex-want-to-haver#but that being said SOMEONE should definitely destroy nine sexually speaking. just sayinggggghhhhhgggncvnvkvicivifov.#n e ways i'm gonna go back to being normal now ahaha
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I can't seem to write anything, fanfics, original stories, songs, that aren't the most emo, angst-ridden things on planet earth. I can only throw in a few jokes and happiness here and there.
The core of them all is sadness.
#Krazy Rambles#hmm it's not like I'm venting or anything ahaha#*ahem*#my alignment is melancholic#yes I do have depression aha#*sighs*
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OH GOD THE SET IT OFF CONCERT IS IN LIKE 5 DAYS. OH MY GOD
#LOOKING AT POTENTIAL SETLISTS RN IM SO FUCKING EXCITED#WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING LIVE IS GOING TO SEND ME TO MY GRAVE IM SO EXCITED.#15 YR OLD MAC THAT LIVES IN MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING RN . DUDEEEEE#AAAUGAHGRHRHHHHRHR#AND THEYRE PROBABLY GONNA DO PARASITE AND PUNCHING BAG AND FAKE ASS FRIENDS. WHICH ARE THE NEWER ONES#AND THEN THEYRE GONNA HIT ME WITH A . HAUNTED. HORRIBLE KIDS. KILL THE LIGHTS. NME#if they fucking play nme live im . ill be so insufferable#that song in particular was like#fuck me dude. when my hashtag Bad Friend was in the stage with her boyfriend where they were being so obnoxious and mean together#that song was like. everything to me. it was my go to angry blow off steam song.#if anyone should object to this marriage please speak now or forever hold your peace AHAHA. AHEM. WELL IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY-#okay! we get it! youre both a happy couple! why else go through the trouble! of posting it ten times a day#FUCK DUDE THATS A GOOD SONG#AND KILL THE LIGHTS. KILL THE LIGHTS WAS MY FIRST EVER SET IT OFF SONG. BEFORE WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING EVEN#GODDDDDDDD IM SO EXCITED#IM SOOOO EXCITSD#blahblahblah
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i keep forgetting to add things to my "please tag" in my rentry dhshdhshs
ermm in like five minutes could ppl go check it out. just. hypothetically. if I were to add some stuff. no. yea ok.
#mioara rambles✦#aurhwhrhwje#<- me after seeing smth i do notlike#but then realizing it's not even on my rentry AHEM#anyways gonna go update it rn ahaha-
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The LIGHTING!!@@ THE TEXTURE!!!!
Cackling Cannoneer
#sky: children of the light#cackling cannoneer#GOING FERAL#im so normal.#im normal#Im not crazy ahaha#GGGGRRRRRRRRREREEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR RAHHHGGG#Op im so sorry#ahem#nice art!
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So what if I ahaha simply forgot uni and ahaha got a job at, I don't know, retail or something? Then what. Y'know, as a joke ahaha
#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#ahem#i finished 770 verses of Oedipus I think I can take Tacitus#still#what if ahaha
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Sygna parade!
Alt version!
Ok first, I need to scream:
I LOVE THE SYGNA SUITS
THE FRILLS!! THE FASHION!! THE NOD TO OLD FASHIONED TRAIN CONDUCTOR SUITS FROM 1800’S!!THE ELECTRIC LANTERNS ARE SO CLEVER!!
POKEMAS EMBRACED THE YELLOW AND PURPLE WE LOVE TO ASSOCIATE THEM WITH AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!
THE BOOTS! THE FLOWER SLEEVES! THE BLACK COLLAR SHIRT ON EMMET! THE STRIPED TIGHTS!
*ahem*
The designs fast drew my mind into marching bands so I went for this idea first ahah! At some point I watched a ton of marching band videos, they cheered me up with the exciting and very complex perfomances and the players enthusiam was so catchy!! Also watching the 1st person POVs of i.e. the trumpet and drum players are super fun ahaha! Combined with the striking costumes all this directly reminded me of submas, and now it’s a thing!!!
#They’re going to have so much fun removing all that confetti off their slimey electric beast ahaha#I LOVE THEIR SYGNA SUITS#submas#subway bosses#sygna suit#chandelure#eelektross#subway boss ingo#sygna suit ingo#pokemon ingo#subway boss emmet#sygna suit emmet#pokemon emmet#marching bands are awesome!!#poor haxorus though#i dont they’re going to be paired with them
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small fact that I'm building on from yesterday's post cuz apparently I forgot to mention it (featuring my terrible quality of language because I'm super tired and ineloquent, as well as me pretending like whatever I'm saying makes any sense):
So, in the witch au, magic exists in a more potent sense than the main universe-there's a certain amount within there world that each person is allotted. However, because most people in this universe aren't active magic users (more than in the main universe but not enough to make up for the amount in this au), there's sort of a surplus of unused magic that isn't typically tapped into. As a result of this, pools of magic can fester and result in a numerous amount of strange occurrences, such as odd creatures (not mutation-like but just. not what you'd expect), unique flora and fauna, objects with magical properties, and sometimes portals to other locations or dimensions.
Though most of these can't be traversed through without a better understanding and control over magic, they can be used as a glimpse of another dimension. They function like a two-way mirror-if you can see someone through it, they can probably also see you. These portals aren't visible to most people, of course, as they are not a product of personal magic, but rather natural magic adapting to its environment-only very advanced magic users and people attuned with natural magic can see them.
This category includes Lunar, who is connected directly to a pendant (which is a stone with magical properties infused into it, most pendants are) containing star power. As a result, he is able to tune into products of natural magic and, if he so desired, manipulate them to his own devices. Thing is, he doesn't know any of this-he was thrown back into existence as a ghost recently, and has no prior magical experience. He doesn't know any of his capabilities-something that Eclipse agreed to help him understand, contain, and control. Eclipse himself doesn't know much about these things either-most of this is just trial and error for the sake of research on his part. His hypothesis is that Lunar is somewhat of an extension of the pendants capabilities, and is able to channel them using his connection to it. Eclipse can also become a secondary extension of star magic, but only through Lunar with Lunar's permission (which Lunar doesn't know how to give) because he'd be using Lunar's channel to the Star.
But anyhow, basically Lunar can become a multiversal deity and just doesn't because he doesn't know he can and doesn't really care. And he knows absolutely nothing about the extent of his magic.
#witch au#witch eclipse#ghost lunar#rambles#ahem#love the fact (i tell my own brain) that ghost lunar is basically all powerful and just. doesn't know#ahaha that's not plot relevant at all#nope.
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@sunnys-save-jar
#witch au#ahaha what#(look obsessing over a pendant for 5 years because your father figure made you believe you were destined to bear it as your life's purpose)#(might have messed eclipse up just a liiiiittle bit)#(ahem)#anyways!#oh yea sue this also gives off your corrupted sun hence the tag#anyways
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Every time I read Darryl’s dad facts I get? unreasonably emotional??? He loves his family so much????? Oh my God???????? Anyway
#wasn’t going to post this but then I realized it’s my blog and I can be as annoying as I want#about my Wilson family obsession#anyway. ahem#ignore me 😀 ahaha#my posts on this blog have been getting more and more unhinged as of late#chalcy stuff
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I assume you read minecraft smut
no actually lol
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yandere! party baddie and yandere! stoner threeway relationship guys...
you're just a guy, literally just some guy. like yeah.
and you have two of the hottest people in the entire university pining after you, desperate for your attention. the guy who goes to all the parties and shakes his non-existent ass for everyone to see and the hot stoner who smokes on campus even after getting chased out by a dog. and yeah, you called it. they're best friends too.
you still don't know how it came to be like this but you decide to just ignore them because... why the hell not. you barely talk to them anyway and they just cling to you like you're a drug. you shouldn't give into what they want.
anyway, you decide to go to one of the parties hosted by mr party guy over here and holy shit when i tell you it just changed the trajectory of your life...
"baby you're here!"
"come smoke a blunt with me."
you were immediately dragged away from everyone else, made to sit far away from the main crowd as you get coddled by two... clearly not lucid people.
"hey, give them something to drink."
"why don't you do it? i'm smoking right now."
"erm... guys i don't want anything-"
yeah that didn't happen.
you ended up sharing a blunt with these two idiots over here, ignoring how the loud party man keeps yapping about how this was his dream blunt rotation and how you were so hot. you swear you could feel a headache coming up with how much he babbles into your ear.
at least his stoner bestie was quiet, right?
wrong, if anything he was worse. he was lighting a bong, getting all sorts of high as he leaves a hand on your body. this hand was very touchy too, might you add. gripping and groping your hip, massaging the flesh under his long and slender fingers...
you just wanted to let loose damnit! exams were exhausting and now you couldn't even party?! why the hell were you surrounded by these two people?!
"can you guys let me go?"
"hahahah! let go? why would we let you go? i mean, i don't want to share you with anyone. i mean.... this guy over here is fine but why would i let you dance with those losers there?"
"mn... filthy pests don't deserve you... yeah.. yeah...."
gyatt damn the stoner was completely BAKED. and this... this party loser is not helping at all.
"uh... i need to pee-"
"pee into my mouth please babe!"
"piss... piss? yeah? yeah."
you guys ended up cuddling on the couch getting high and making out because that's what they wanted and you ended up wanting it too because you were high and it sounded good.
oh and they also... kind of... ahem, announced that you belonged to them but it doesn't really matter, right?
it's just a small little detail that you definitely won't get mad at them for when you sober up later. surely! ahaha...
yeah you should've just stayed at home.
#yandere#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere drabbles#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere concepts#yandere party baddie#yandere party baddie x reader#yandere stoner#yandere stoner x reader#gn reader#suiana rambling#suiana brainrotting
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₊⊹ 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞! | genshin males x gn!reader
「 "𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫!"」
— in which you give him chocolates before he attempts to give you his??
— fluff. highschool!au but built like a shoujo manga lmao ... happy valentine's day ~ ♡ another fic will be going out tomorrow :)
THOMA, albedo, ayato, alhaitham, childe, KAVEH, HEIZOU, VENTI, GAMING, CHONGYUN, KAZUHA, wriothesley, tighnari, freminet, lyney ♡
Calling yourself a "romantic" person would be quite a stretch.
Saying Valentine's was your favorite day of the year would be even worse.
Sure, sure, you'd heard plenty of things, from the nagging old man manning the grocery store, always red in the face from regular swigs of cheap liquor, or the seemingly never endless musings from your classmates, swooning and fainting every moment anyone, or more specifically, the leads starring in those dramas of theirs, did anything remotely affectionate.
Young, innocent love, while a splendid thing, for someone like you, your really only option was to endlessly pine after someone who would certainly not return your affections.
The recipient of such foolish affections? That much was obvious. What a rather hopeless person, you were.
At the very least, he seemed to enjoy your presence. A smile would adorn his lips, and he'd always meet your gaze with his familiar greeting of, "Good morning, did you sleep well?"
Fuck, you hated how such a simple line, questioning of your wellbeing, could tug at your heartstrings so effortlessly. The man was playing you like a fiddle, and a part of you didn't try to resist that.
So the moment February 14th rolled itself around, bearing promises of youthful laughter, baby cupids, hearts, and sweets, you tried not to pay heed to the extra weight of chocolates in your school bag.
Had you stayed up late making them just the right sweetness, making sure they were perfectly heart-shaped?
Yes. As stated previously, you were truly hopeless.
"Ah, good morning." Wow, look at you, taking the initiative to greet someone? Truly, a day of magic and wonder! You're almost jump scared at the sight of him in your classroom, just what the fuck was he doing here? He leaned against the doorway, looking terribly pretty in the morning lighting.
This was not doing wonders to your heart.
Upon seeing you, he straightened his posture, looking suspiciously sheepish with an extra non-characteristic, flusteredness on his features. "You're here early today."
"It's Valentine's." That's all you managed to sputter out with that tied tongue of yours.
"Yes, and?" He raised an eyebrow questioningly, not entirely convinced, and followed you to your seat like some sort of lost puppy.
Your brain raced to find a rationale he'd deem reasonable. "Uhm, ah... my friend... is planning to confess to a guy, so I had to come early and help her... set up the place she's planning to do so at?"
"I see... ah," His eyes lit up like he had thought of something. "Are you free after school? We should meet up afterward, so you can tell me how it went...?"
"Yes!" You responded a little too quickly, and cussing yourself out in you head, you corrected it. "Ahem- yes, I'd like that." The burning feeling that arose on your face was starting to become too prominent to ignore.
He didn't seem to pay it any mind, and instead beamed in a close-eyed smile. "Perfect. Then, I'll see you?" You were to bid him goodbye, but he ran off before you could even utter a sound, leaving you rather dumbfounded, blank-faced and still feeling the tingling warmth on your cheeks.
Holy shit, is this my chance?? You’d made chocolates on the eensiest, weensiest off chance that you might grow bold enough to hand it to him, even if under the pretense of “as friends”, but with the violent way your heart was pounding in your chest, you didn’t think avoidance would be an option.
Ahaha, you were making a mistake, weren’t you?
Only one way to find out.
The rest of the day went by as predicted. Fanatic screams and a wave of crazed people chasing after the more popular figures of the school, throwing boxes of chocolates and bouquets of roses... hey, wasn't this a safety hazard? There were other screams too - but not of excitement, but terror as a man was crushed and trampled under a wave of love-sick girls chasing after the popular boy in class 2-A.
You just hoped that he wouldn't sue the school. The place was already cutting enough corners when it came to the monstrosity of cafeteria food.
The bell rang, signaling your freedom, and you massaged your shoulders with a sigh. You'd survived, somehow. As you stepped out the door, a ding from your phone alerted you with a text, and as you lit up the screen, the corner of your lips unconsciously turned upwards into a soft smile.
hot guy <3 - don't forget.
hot guy <3 - ill be waiting for you
Stepping into his classroom, you scanned your surroundings for the familiar sight of the man. Low and behold, there he was, sat upon, presumably, his desk, and staring out the window like some main character. You walked over, trying your best to disregard the clamminess of your fingers - or more specifically, the hand that was holding your homemade chocolates hidden safely(?) away behind your back. His features brightened at the sight of you, and he swung his legs, ushering you over to share the view with him.
"Sorry, did you wait long?" You sheepishly grinned as he scooted to the side to give you space to sit down next to him. As you did so, you were made painfully aware of how his body was still pressed up against yours. “I almost got trampled on my way here, not a pretty sight.”
“...Pretty sight?” He echoed his words, tilting his head as he pondered, the slightest curve of a smile tugging at his lips. “You?”
“W-What? No, I-” You cleared your throat before he could say another word, trying to dispel the blush on your features. Naturally, you failed to do so. “What kind of things are you saying now? Just who’d you learn that from?”
“Haa? What do you mean, learned? I just said the truth, that’s all…”
God, he was so adorable. This man had definitely run off with your heart.
Now or never, you supposed. Standing upwards abruptly, you pulled out the heart-shaped box of chocolates you’d been hiding behind your back the entire time, visibly trembling as you held it outwards.
“Will you be my valentine?”
It took him the count of three to respond, his eyes round and doe-like. He blinked rapidly, and then his cheeks flushed - not with his usual cheeriness, but a red that definitely spoke of flusteredness. “H-Hey, that's no fair…”
“...What?” Damn, was this your rejection? You had expected as much, but-
“I was supposed to give you chocolates first, y’know…”
And just like that, the familiar boy before you reached beside him into the darkly lit space and pulled out his own box of chocolates, lightly colored and wrapped beautifully in shimmering golden ribbon. “It took me so long to do this, and yet…”
“Holyfuckingshitwhat.” The curses flew from your mouth, condensed into a single word. “W- H- Y-You… You got chocolates for me?”
Now this was a first. Seeing his cheeks and tips of his ears all rosy, and seeing him all kicked-puppy-like. He nodded slowly, “Mhm… But, this is good too!”
He likes me.
He likes me.
He likes me.
Hoooooly shit.
“Ah, oh no, I didn’t give you an answer, did I?” His usually soft eyes now filled with panic. “Don't tell me I'm too late, I’ll be your valentine!”
The chocolates, surely, would be sweet. But the sensation of your lips meeting his, the undeniable warmth he bestowed upon you — it was sweeter than anything. ♡
(a/n) lmao guess what. i got sick again. i was sick last month and i mfucking sick and dying again and the only thing saving me is shitty couhg medicine that doesn't even work and like expired coughdrops my couhgdrop supply is running low and oh god i don't THINK IM GOINNA MAKE IT-
hahah anyways remember when i said id come back. well . guess what. ive been working on original works for a while now, but the delulu has indeed returned ( for longer than a week this time, hopefully )
i did work on some stuff during my inactivity! the post will probably be out tomorrow, but please don't be upset if i push the date back :)
anyways whipped up this quick drabble so all of you could be well fed on valentines. remember that its okay to be single on this day, and that there are plenty of other people out there like you. there is no shame in being single, and i love every one of you ! mwah <33
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