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BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU BAND AU OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
would LOVE to hear more about it!!! how does it differ from canon tsams?
RGHHH I TYPED OUT AN ANSWER TO THIS BUT I WAS AT AN EVENT AND TUMBLR DELETED MY RESPONSE-
okay so. everyone works at the pizzaplex, but only Sun, Moon, and Lunar are related. Earth recently arrives to the plex and is given charge of a performance to boost revenue for the theatre; the daycare department isn't making enough profit to justify the money poured in, and management is threatening to shut it down in a few months if it doesn't improve.
The creator just so happens to have a studio rented out (how convenient...), and Earth calls up all the other animatronics in their department to join in and help with setting up an orchestral performance (fun fact: all of them have theatre capabilities programmed into their base code, so they all have the ability to perform and play instruments!), which they do, albeit reluctantly. Finding recruits is fairly difficult considering there are no human staff and only 5 animatronics, but they make do and ask folks from other divisions to pitch in as well.
(Solar and Eclipse do exist in this au, but their backgrounds are a bit...different from the cannon security breach shows.)
#asks#celestial symphony au#tsams au#rambles#guys please ask questions about my aus if you find them interesting#this one's really new and asks help me flesh out the details when planning these sort of things#anyhow#thanks again!#earth and the brothers are friends but not siblings#solar works concessions at the theatre so they don't see him much#his story is different from the main one simply because i don't feel like divulging in interdimensional theories and whatnot#so he has a similar story to solar in my witch au#ahaha ahem#eclipse's story is also very very different#so feel free to ask about them folks#didn't talk about all that here because i didn't think it made sense to bunch it all here#then again the question is about divergences from cannon so it probably would've made sense to put that...#but uh basically#there isn't going to be a star#or any interdimensional stuff#lunar (probably) won't blow up#(if he does it's not eclipse's fault)#bloodmoon exists in this au as do jack solar flare and ruin#there aren't any ships because that complicates things and i prefer to focus on plot rather than relationships#(and cuz i don't know how to talk about those so uhh)#the only relationship here is monty and earth#and mmmaybee kidscove possiblyyy..?#i dunno we'll see where this goes#i never actually finished those refs#thanks for dropping by!
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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)
#i love making ford look like a kicked puppy#my favorite pastime#i also like making stan suffer then he brushes it off like a joke <3#these guys have issues#anyway context? what’s that ahaha#but idk. i guess in their adventures they get into fights with things and people#and eventually stan gets pushed and locked into a trunk or one of those little freezers that lock on the outside#and he’s in this tiny space and he can’t just push his way out so he panics and forgets where he is for a second#and by the time ford gets rid of the people/things attacking and finds wherever stan went (kind of easy to tell when he’s yelling)#he’s gotta like. ground him or whatever#those 6 fingers come in handy bc he’s just gotta grab onto stan’s hand and let him feel those 6 fingers against his hand#👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#anyway i lowkey don’t even like the dialogue in this#and ofc the drawings are low quality as usual#but whatever i am Not going back to work on this lol#idgaf take whatever i give y’all guys 🗣️#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#stangst#??? yeahg#my art#rystiart#i’ll have it in me to sit down and make something better one day but today is not that day#also ahem. he repeats please a lot when he’s about to die haha. why do y’all think he hates saying please so much? 😇
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very easy to become self absorbed when everyone around you is praising you for being the next god of your religion .but be careful – there's also the horroz
★ version without text and reference image under cut :
★ Song : "God-ish" – PinocchioP

#MUSIC !! MUSIC !! MUSIC !!#I LOVE LISTENING TO MUSIC !!#it brings me JOY and INSPIRATION !!#anywhosies#shrignold !!#look at him !!! what a pretty . precious . divine boy !!!#dunno if ill stick to this as his actual religious attire – ill think on it#PLEASE PRAISE ME FOR MY MEDIOCRE ART SKILLS#MY LIFE IS SO EMPTY#ahem#uhh#expect more of these drawings to come out leading up to my halloween costume related post#i have my *eye* on a certain *target* ahaha ¥_^#a rather *electrifying* guy – a blonde boy with a wondrous personality#hehehe#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis au#high voltage au#dhmis shrignold#shrignold the butterfly#dhmis hv shrignold#vocaloid#vocaloid inspired#tw cigarettes#cw cigarettes#tw smoking#cw smoking#okay bye guys :333
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i love david tennant to death but i'm JUST SAYING that nine could've easily gotten as many bitches in s1. just saying.
#this is not to say that the doctor has any game. any ''''rizz'''. no no. they do not.#they have negative rizz.#however i mean. well. have you SEEN christopher eccleston. have you see nine. like. ahem. hiiiiii.#yes yes david tennant is pretty yes we all can see him but COME ONNNNNN#bluebird.txt#doctor who#i'm just sayinnnnnnnnnnng#'im trying to resonate concrete' he's so lame i love him i need him.#i am not a sex haver or even a sex-want-to-haver#but that being said SOMEONE should definitely destroy nine sexually speaking. just sayinggggghhhhhgggncvnvkvicivifov.#n e ways i'm gonna go back to being normal now ahaha
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I can't seem to write anything, fanfics, original stories, songs, that aren't the most emo, angst-ridden things on planet earth. I can only throw in a few jokes and happiness here and there.
The core of them all is sadness.
#Krazy Rambles#hmm it's not like I'm venting or anything ahaha#*ahem*#my alignment is melancholic#yes I do have depression aha#*sighs*
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OH GOD THE SET IT OFF CONCERT IS IN LIKE 5 DAYS. OH MY GOD
#LOOKING AT POTENTIAL SETLISTS RN IM SO FUCKING EXCITED#WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING LIVE IS GOING TO SEND ME TO MY GRAVE IM SO EXCITED.#15 YR OLD MAC THAT LIVES IN MY BRAIN IS EXPLODING RN . DUDEEEEE#AAAUGAHGRHRHHHHRHR#AND THEYRE PROBABLY GONNA DO PARASITE AND PUNCHING BAG AND FAKE ASS FRIENDS. WHICH ARE THE NEWER ONES#AND THEN THEYRE GONNA HIT ME WITH A . HAUNTED. HORRIBLE KIDS. KILL THE LIGHTS. NME#if they fucking play nme live im . ill be so insufferable#that song in particular was like#fuck me dude. when my hashtag Bad Friend was in the stage with her boyfriend where they were being so obnoxious and mean together#that song was like. everything to me. it was my go to angry blow off steam song.#if anyone should object to this marriage please speak now or forever hold your peace AHAHA. AHEM. WELL IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY-#okay! we get it! youre both a happy couple! why else go through the trouble! of posting it ten times a day#FUCK DUDE THATS A GOOD SONG#AND KILL THE LIGHTS. KILL THE LIGHTS WAS MY FIRST EVER SET IT OFF SONG. BEFORE WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING EVEN#GODDDDDDDD IM SO EXCITED#IM SOOOO EXCITSD#blahblahblah
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The LIGHTING!!@@ THE TEXTURE!!!!
Cackling Cannoneer
#sky: children of the light#cackling cannoneer#GOING FERAL#im so normal.#im normal#Im not crazy ahaha#GGGGRRRRRRRRREREEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR RAHHHGGG#Op im so sorry#ahem#nice art!
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small fact that I'm building on from yesterday's post cuz apparently I forgot to mention it (featuring my terrible quality of language because I'm super tired and ineloquent, as well as me pretending like whatever I'm saying makes any sense):
So, in the witch au, magic exists in a more potent sense than the main universe-there's a certain amount within there world that each person is allotted. However, because most people in this universe aren't active magic users (more than in the main universe but not enough to make up for the amount in this au), there's sort of a surplus of unused magic that isn't typically tapped into. As a result of this, pools of magic can fester and result in a numerous amount of strange occurrences, such as odd creatures (not mutation-like but just. not what you'd expect), unique flora and fauna, objects with magical properties, and sometimes portals to other locations or dimensions.
Though most of these can't be traversed through without a better understanding and control over magic, they can be used as a glimpse of another dimension. They function like a two-way mirror-if you can see someone through it, they can probably also see you. These portals aren't visible to most people, of course, as they are not a product of personal magic, but rather natural magic adapting to its environment-only very advanced magic users and people attuned with natural magic can see them.
This category includes Lunar, who is connected directly to a pendant (which is a stone with magical properties infused into it, most pendants are) containing star power. As a result, he is able to tune into products of natural magic and, if he so desired, manipulate them to his own devices. Thing is, he doesn't know any of this-he was thrown back into existence as a ghost recently, and has no prior magical experience. He doesn't know any of his capabilities-something that Eclipse agreed to help him understand, contain, and control. Eclipse himself doesn't know much about these things either-most of this is just trial and error for the sake of research on his part. His hypothesis is that Lunar is somewhat of an extension of the pendants capabilities, and is able to channel them using his connection to it. Eclipse can also become a secondary extension of star magic, but only through Lunar with Lunar's permission (which Lunar doesn't know how to give) because he'd be using Lunar's channel to the Star.
But anyhow, basically Lunar can become a multiversal deity and just doesn't because he doesn't know he can and doesn't really care. And he knows absolutely nothing about the extent of his magic.
#witch au#witch eclipse#ghost lunar#rambles#ahem#love the fact (i tell my own brain) that ghost lunar is basically all powerful and just. doesn't know#ahaha that's not plot relevant at all#nope.
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Sygna parade!
Alt version!
Ok first, I need to scream:
I LOVE THE SYGNA SUITS
THE FRILLS!! THE FASHION!! THE NOD TO OLD FASHIONED TRAIN CONDUCTOR SUITS FROM 1800’S!!THE ELECTRIC LANTERNS ARE SO CLEVER!!
POKEMAS EMBRACED THE YELLOW AND PURPLE WE LOVE TO ASSOCIATE THEM WITH AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!
THE BOOTS! THE FLOWER SLEEVES! THE BLACK COLLAR SHIRT ON EMMET! THE STRIPED TIGHTS!
*ahem*
The designs fast drew my mind into marching bands so I went for this idea first ahah! At some point I watched a ton of marching band videos, they cheered me up with the exciting and very complex perfomances and the players enthusiam was so catchy!! Also watching the 1st person POVs of i.e. the trumpet and drum players are super fun ahaha! Combined with the striking costumes all this directly reminded me of submas, and now it’s a thing!!!
#They’re going to have so much fun removing all that confetti off their slimey electric beast ahaha#I LOVE THEIR SYGNA SUITS#submas#subway bosses#sygna suit#chandelure#eelektross#subway boss ingo#sygna suit ingo#pokemon ingo#subway boss emmet#sygna suit emmet#pokemon emmet#marching bands are awesome!!#poor haxorus though#i dont they’re going to be paired with them
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Every time I read Darryl’s dad facts I get? unreasonably emotional??? He loves his family so much????? Oh my God???????? Anyway
#wasn’t going to post this but then I realized it’s my blog and I can be as annoying as I want#about my Wilson family obsession#anyway. ahem#ignore me 😀 ahaha#my posts on this blog have been getting more and more unhinged as of late#chalcy stuff
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yandere! party baddie and yandere! stoner threeway relationship guys...
you're just a guy, literally just some guy. like yeah.
and you have two of the hottest people in the entire university pining after you, desperate for your attention. the guy who goes to all the parties and shakes his non-existent ass for everyone to see and the hot stoner who smokes on campus even after getting chased out by a dog. and yeah, you called it. they're best friends too.
you still don't know how it came to be like this but you decide to just ignore them because... why the hell not. you barely talk to them anyway and they just cling to you like you're a drug. you shouldn't give into what they want.
anyway, you decide to go to one of the parties hosted by mr party guy over here and holy shit when i tell you it just changed the trajectory of your life...
"baby you're here!"
"come smoke a blunt with me."
you were immediately dragged away from everyone else, made to sit far away from the main crowd as you get coddled by two... clearly not lucid people.
"hey, give them something to drink."
"why don't you do it? i'm smoking right now."
"erm... guys i don't want anything-"
yeah that didn't happen.
you ended up sharing a blunt with these two idiots over here, ignoring how the loud party man keeps yapping about how this was his dream blunt rotation and how you were so hot. you swear you could feel a headache coming up with how much he babbles into your ear.
at least his stoner bestie was quiet, right?
wrong, if anything he was worse. he was lighting a bong, getting all sorts of high as he leaves a hand on your body. this hand was very touchy too, might you add. gripping and groping your hip, massaging the flesh under his long and slender fingers...
you just wanted to let loose damnit! exams were exhausting and now you couldn't even party?! why the hell were you surrounded by these two people?!
"can you guys let me go?"
"hahahah! let go? why would we let you go? i mean, i don't want to share you with anyone. i mean.... this guy over here is fine but why would i let you dance with those losers there?"
"mn... filthy pests don't deserve you... yeah.. yeah...."
gyatt damn the stoner was completely BAKED. and this... this party loser is not helping at all.
"uh... i need to pee-"
"pee into my mouth please babe!"
"piss... piss? yeah? yeah."
you guys ended up cuddling on the couch getting high and making out because that's what they wanted and you ended up wanting it too because you were high and it sounded good.
oh and they also... kind of... ahem, announced that you belonged to them but it doesn't really matter, right?
it's just a small little detail that you definitely won't get mad at them for when you sober up later. surely! ahaha...
yeah you should've just stayed at home.

#yandere#tw yandere#yandere x reader#yandere drabbles#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere concepts#yandere party baddie#yandere party baddie x reader#yandere stoner#yandere stoner x reader#gn reader#suiana rambling#suiana brainrotting
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₊⊹ 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞! | genshin males x gn!reader
「 "𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫!"」
— in which you give him chocolates before he attempts to give you his??
— fluff. highschool!au but built like a shoujo manga lmao ... happy valentine's day ~ �� another fic will be going out tomorrow :)
THOMA, albedo, ayato, alhaitham, childe, KAVEH, HEIZOU, VENTI, GAMING, CHONGYUN, KAZUHA, wriothesley, tighnari, freminet, lyney ♡
Calling yourself a "romantic" person would be quite a stretch.
Saying Valentine's was your favorite day of the year would be even worse.
Sure, sure, you'd heard plenty of things, from the nagging old man manning the grocery store, always red in the face from regular swigs of cheap liquor, or the seemingly never endless musings from your classmates, swooning and fainting every moment anyone, or more specifically, the leads starring in those dramas of theirs, did anything remotely affectionate.
Young, innocent love, while a splendid thing, for someone like you, your really only option was to endlessly pine after someone who would certainly not return your affections.
The recipient of such foolish affections? That much was obvious. What a rather hopeless person, you were.
At the very least, he seemed to enjoy your presence. A smile would adorn his lips, and he'd always meet your gaze with his familiar greeting of, "Good morning, did you sleep well?"
Fuck, you hated how such a simple line, questioning of your wellbeing, could tug at your heartstrings so effortlessly. The man was playing you like a fiddle, and a part of you didn't try to resist that.
So the moment February 14th rolled itself around, bearing promises of youthful laughter, baby cupids, hearts, and sweets, you tried not to pay heed to the extra weight of chocolates in your school bag.
Had you stayed up late making them just the right sweetness, making sure they were perfectly heart-shaped?
Yes. As stated previously, you were truly hopeless.
"Ah, good morning." Wow, look at you, taking the initiative to greet someone? Truly, a day of magic and wonder! You're almost jump scared at the sight of him in your classroom, just what the fuck was he doing here? He leaned against the doorway, looking terribly pretty in the morning lighting.
This was not doing wonders to your heart.
Upon seeing you, he straightened his posture, looking suspiciously sheepish with an extra non-characteristic, flusteredness on his features. "You're here early today."
"It's Valentine's." That's all you managed to sputter out with that tied tongue of yours.
"Yes, and?" He raised an eyebrow questioningly, not entirely convinced, and followed you to your seat like some sort of lost puppy.
Your brain raced to find a rationale he'd deem reasonable. "Uhm, ah... my friend... is planning to confess to a guy, so I had to come early and help her... set up the place she's planning to do so at?"
"I see... ah," His eyes lit up like he had thought of something. "Are you free after school? We should meet up afterward, so you can tell me how it went...?"
"Yes!" You responded a little too quickly, and cussing yourself out in you head, you corrected it. "Ahem- yes, I'd like that." The burning feeling that arose on your face was starting to become too prominent to ignore.
He didn't seem to pay it any mind, and instead beamed in a close-eyed smile. "Perfect. Then, I'll see you?" You were to bid him goodbye, but he ran off before you could even utter a sound, leaving you rather dumbfounded, blank-faced and still feeling the tingling warmth on your cheeks.
Holy shit, is this my chance?? You’d made chocolates on the eensiest, weensiest off chance that you might grow bold enough to hand it to him, even if under the pretense of “as friends”, but with the violent way your heart was pounding in your chest, you didn’t think avoidance would be an option.
Ahaha, you were making a mistake, weren’t you?
Only one way to find out.
The rest of the day went by as predicted. Fanatic screams and a wave of crazed people chasing after the more popular figures of the school, throwing boxes of chocolates and bouquets of roses... hey, wasn't this a safety hazard? There were other screams too - but not of excitement, but terror as a man was crushed and trampled under a wave of love-sick girls chasing after the popular boy in class 2-A.
You just hoped that he wouldn't sue the school. The place was already cutting enough corners when it came to the monstrosity of cafeteria food.
The bell rang, signaling your freedom, and you massaged your shoulders with a sigh. You'd survived, somehow. As you stepped out the door, a ding from your phone alerted you with a text, and as you lit up the screen, the corner of your lips unconsciously turned upwards into a soft smile.
hot guy <3 - don't forget.
hot guy <3 - ill be waiting for you
Stepping into his classroom, you scanned your surroundings for the familiar sight of the man. Low and behold, there he was, sat upon, presumably, his desk, and staring out the window like some main character. You walked over, trying your best to disregard the clamminess of your fingers - or more specifically, the hand that was holding your homemade chocolates hidden safely(?) away behind your back. His features brightened at the sight of you, and he swung his legs, ushering you over to share the view with him.
"Sorry, did you wait long?" You sheepishly grinned as he scooted to the side to give you space to sit down next to him. As you did so, you were made painfully aware of how his body was still pressed up against yours. “I almost got trampled on my way here, not a pretty sight.”
“...Pretty sight?” He echoed his words, tilting his head as he pondered, the slightest curve of a smile tugging at his lips. “You?”
“W-What? No, I-” You cleared your throat before he could say another word, trying to dispel the blush on your features. Naturally, you failed to do so. “What kind of things are you saying now? Just who’d you learn that from?”
“Haa? What do you mean, learned? I just said the truth, that’s all…”
God, he was so adorable. This man had definitely run off with your heart.
Now or never, you supposed. Standing upwards abruptly, you pulled out the heart-shaped box of chocolates you’d been hiding behind your back the entire time, visibly trembling as you held it outwards.
“Will you be my valentine?”
It took him the count of three to respond, his eyes round and doe-like. He blinked rapidly, and then his cheeks flushed - not with his usual cheeriness, but a red that definitely spoke of flusteredness. “H-Hey, that's no fair…”
“...What?” Damn, was this your rejection? You had expected as much, but-
“I was supposed to give you chocolates first, y’know…”
And just like that, the familiar boy before you reached beside him into the darkly lit space and pulled out his own box of chocolates, lightly colored and wrapped beautifully in shimmering golden ribbon. “It took me so long to do this, and yet…”
“Holyfuckingshitwhat.” The curses flew from your mouth, condensed into a single word. “W- H- Y-You… You got chocolates for me?”
Now this was a first. Seeing his cheeks and tips of his ears all rosy, and seeing him all kicked-puppy-like. He nodded slowly, “Mhm… But, this is good too!”
He likes me.
He likes me.
He likes me.
Hoooooly shit.
“Ah, oh no, I didn’t give you an answer, did I?” His usually soft eyes now filled with panic. “Don't tell me I'm too late, I’ll be your valentine!”
The chocolates, surely, would be sweet. But the sensation of your lips meeting his, the undeniable warmth he bestowed upon you — it was sweeter than anything. ♡
(a/n) lmao guess what. i got sick again. i was sick last month and i mfucking sick and dying again and the only thing saving me is shitty couhg medicine that doesn't even work and like expired coughdrops my couhgdrop supply is running low and oh god i don't THINK IM GOINNA MAKE IT-
hahah anyways remember when i said id come back. well . guess what. ive been working on original works for a while now, but the delulu has indeed returned ( for longer than a week this time, hopefully )
i did work on some stuff during my inactivity! the post will probably be out tomorrow, but please don't be upset if i push the date back :)
anyways whipped up this quick drabble so all of you could be well fed on valentines. remember that its okay to be single on this day, and that there are plenty of other people out there like you. there is no shame in being single, and i love every one of you ! mwah <33
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#★ ˎˊ˗ mondaymelon#astronetwrk#x reader#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#genshin fanfic#genshin imagines#genshin x you#genshin x reader#childe#alhaitham x reader#thoma x reader#albedo x reader#kaveh x reader#ayato x reader#heizou x reader#venti x reader#gaming x reader#childe x reader#chongyun x reader#kazuha x reader#wriothesley x reader#tighnari x reader#freminet x reader#lyney x reader#alhaitham#kaveh#valentines day#reader insert
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An Angel?
om demons x reader (+Simeon, Solomon, Mephi, Raph)
wc : 2.k
warnings : more simping bois, more humor, a lot more sprinkles of suggestive comments
synopsis : a deviltok trend has the boys on their knees for you, part two: electric boogaloo
a/n : for the record, Luke was in the room while Mc was making it, cheering them on, doing his cute little “Waahhh!” // idea brought to me by the lovely [your-next-daydream] // AND, as usual, let’s not talk about how ridiculously long this took me to finish ahaha rip me-
demon ver.
<Simeon> Mc looks rather...heavenly, don’t you agree?
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Intrigued, he wasted no time in clicking on the file, grinning when he realized it was one of your deviltoks. Decked out in your RAD uniform, you sat in a chair with your hands clasped together.
“Who are you?”
Smoothly, almost as if you were floating, you stood and took a few steps towards the camera with a rather shy smile.
“An angel.”
You bowed ever so slightly, flitting your gaze to the floor.
“What’s your name?”
You spun suddenly, sending your red accessory swooshing in front of the camera, covering everything from view.
“Michael.”
As fast as the transition happened, it ended; the view was cleared to reveal you— angelic down to a T and beautiful wasn’t even enough to describe you.
You were adorned with sheer, white clothing that was loose and flowy, probably swaying due to a fan that was off camera. Light blue accents were scattered here and there- including an extension piece in your hair of the same color. Sparkling gold accessories glinted under the light, but not as much as the halo that hovered above your head. It was a gorgeous molten gold tint, partly transparent with glitter floating around inside (with a few cracks decorating the outside of it). It only brought attention to the snowy wings spanning out behind you, flecks of iridescent scattered amongst the feathers.
[9 people saved a video attachment]
Lucifer
Ah. Yes. He’s not combusting on the inside, not at all.
*insert internal screaming*
Ahem. Now that his jaw has been picked up off the floor, he is immediately wondering how the fuck Simeon of all people got access to the video before him
Don’t get him wrong though, he is on the way right now- leave the door open, Mc
He has to put his marks all over your body to get rid of the fact that you looked that pretty while using Michael’s name
Possessive urges aside, please keep the outfit on
Does not care if you’re dressed up like an Angel, he will gladly corrupt you
In fact, he wants to corrupt you- let him see that pact mark of his while you look so angelic, yeah?
might be into role playing it if you’d like
Mammon
Blinks a couple times before looking around slowly; poor boy really thought he’d been yeeted back to the celestial realm for a minute there
It’s all quiet before suddenly everyone in the house (and probably outside) hears “HOLY FUCK WHAT”
You never cease to amaze him, by the devils, is he in love
The blush on his face- if he was anything other than a demon- would look severely concerning. Like no, it’s not a red beacon of light, it’s just him coming through the halls
Is creepin outside ya door practically on his knees. Please let him in. His greed is flared and you’re the only cure even if you’re also the reason
He is dying to have a diy photo shoot of the two of you in your angel fit
Step on him. Do it- it’s the perfect angle, the shot comes out beautifully and he is putting it right in his wallet once it’s developed
Will step on you in return if you ask
You’ll let him kiss all over your body, wontcha, Mc? (he’ll even be gentle with his fangs when he nibbles around that golden necklace you’ve got on)
Levi
*cue his very nervous yet giddy laughter*
This is just like that anime he saw last week called ‘Help! My human s/o just turned into an Angel but I’m a demon and actually kind of into this?!”
Seriously though, you look so beautiful, Levi was immediately down in the floor with his face covered and tail wagging
Please allow 3-4 business months before he can recover
Jk lol he’s hovering in your doorway before you you can even click on his contact
Shyly asks if he can touch your halo and wings (and ends up with his tail wrapped around you, knocking you side to side because it’s still attempting to wag)
Unlike the eldest brother, Levi practically begs you to roleplay this with him and have a cosplay photoshoot
Will shamelessly keep you to himself for the rest of the day and hiss at everyone who gets too close
Please sit on him and call him mean names while also holding him sweetly
Satan
Sign him tf up- he’s got a pen at the ready
Irony aside, Satan thinks you look absolutely stunning— straight out of a fairy tale
Irony not aside, Satan is actually so into this and craves to play it out with you
He was never an Angel to begin with, he was born a demon; just thinking about making your ivory wings turn black makes him excited
Satan understands it’s just a simple spell you’ve casted so he won’t get too out of sorts (but if you like it, then what’s the harm?)
Wants to read a forbidden love trope book and maybe act out some of the scenes while you’re still dressed like that
The hopeless romantic in him is front and center the entire time
If you think he’s gonna let you go now, you’re sorely mistaken— let his brothers try and take you away
He’s got tons of scenarios to act out if you can handle him
Asmo
That weird high pitched sound you hear from across the house that should be something only dogs can hear? Yeah that’s Asmo squealing
Posting your video EVERYWHERE bc everyone needs to see how fucking gorgeous you look
You can hear his footsteps from a mile away as he hurries to your room
He MUST see your outfit in person ASAP
Azzy. Is. So. Fucking. Down. For. This. Shit. He thinks he’s dreamed about this once actually
Please let him just examine every inch of you, he’s begging
Once again his camera is out and ready for a photoshoot and his demon form is out right alongside it
He will be keeping you for the next 24-48 hours thanks
Beel
Choked. Again.
Don’t be alarmed by the loud rumbling sound— it’s not Beel’s stomach for once, but instead a growl
He didn’t mean to make that sound but you just look so— and he just— and you— and and— A a a A A
Has that cute little blush plastered over his face all. day.
Might be tempted- or actually try- to take a bite out of your halo or something else ifykyk
Rewatches the video at least ten times because you're just. Wow. Wow. W O W.
Is now in the mood to eat some celestial realm food with you
though his appetite is half for food and half for you
Pls don’t mind his staring or the way he’s probably drooling a bit, he can’t help it :(
Belphie
“...wait, what?”
Lays there staring at the ceiling for a moment bc PHEW you got him sweating and he hasn’t even moved yet-
Manages a straight face all the way until he enters your room and sees the outfits in person
To which he is, once again, dropping right at your feet with a look of ‘PLEASE’
He needs a whole ass minute or two to catch his breath from how fucking gorgeous you look and then he needs another whole ass minute or two to scan you over again
Please sit on him
Is uncharacteristically stuttering through every sentence— how can he possibly concentrate on stupid words in these [amazing] conditions?!
Gatekeeping you AGAIN
Underneath you the entire. time.
Barbatos
*windows shutdown*
*windows restart*
…aaand we’re back ladies and gentlemen and every cool dude in between but Barbatos is still fucking astonished— absolutely flabbergasted at how badly he’s got it for you
He dropped everything he was carrying in that moment and swiftly picked it back up, hoping no one saw
Diavolo saw. He recorded the entire thing and sent it to you, zooming in on Barbatos’ blush
There’s just something primal in him that makes him want to sink his teeth into you and coil his tail around your body so that you won’t be able to go anywhere else until he lets you
Everyone be damned, Barb will be having you to himself for the entire night
Will also run his fingers along the faux wings and halo before he absolutely ruins you until the magic dissipates
He is…totally normal about the entire thing..
Diavolo
His father help him— Diavolo is so incredibly thankful for the exchange program
Is OUT of the castle at mach speed before Barbatos can even say otherwise
And then he’s speeding right back and summoning you to him instead so he can have you to himself
Mans is kneeling at your fucking feet the second he lays eyes on you
And while it isn’t ‘proper’ for someone who wants unity between all three realms to want to corrupt you—
—he does. So badly. He thinks he might even beg you for it
Also wants to take a picture of the two of you with him in his demon form (it’s the it picture for weeks after he posts it)
Cannot stop looking at your halo; please let him touch it
(If you slowly begin altering your wings to bleed black, he’s practically foaming at the mouth—)
bonus:
Simeon
*sharp inhale* . . . *yeets halo*
He deadass forgets he’s an Angel himself for a few minutes bc he’s too busy simping fawning over you
God who?? Like get tf outta the way, beep beep, archangel on a mission comin through
Is begging as soon as he steps foot through your door. Please, please let him touch you and explore— he should be ashamed with how unabashed he is but fuck look at you
Will let his own wings out just so you can compare your angels forms (melted on the spot when you brushed your wings against his)
Honestly can’t decide if he wants you to corrupt him or if he wants to corrupt you…or both at the same time
He’s not sharing you. Not now. Not like this.
You may look like an angel, and he may be an angel, but he won’t treat you like one tonight
If you do the fancy trick of letting your wings turn black, he’s completely bowing down to whatever you wish right then and there
Solomon
Kinda forgot he was immortal for a split second and wondered if he’d either died or accidentally traveled to the celestial realm
Gains his bearings rather quickly, but the hold you have on him is still very much there
And he’d like you to have a hold around his throat— what? Who said that??
His pretty little blush where he averts his eyes all nervously? YEAH THAT
He’s taken aback for a couple moments before his usual shit eating grin comes back but that blush? Still there.
Backs you against a wall, in a corner, and let’s his hands roam with a small laugh, quietly asking how you manage to make him lose composure so easily
Is so soft and sweet for a minute before his eyes darken and that SEXY smirk crawls onto his face
Plucks that halo right from above your head and tosses it behind his shoulder because how could he possibly do what he has planned if you’re an angel?
Makes your wings bloom black himself (and challenges how long you can handle him)
extra little bonus:
Mephisto
Simply raises a brow and wonders why the hell his body got so hot all the sudden
Ignores the video for a couple hours until he realizes he can’t stop fucking thinking about it
Promptly decides he’s going to go straight to you and demand how dare you invade his thoughts like this
And then promptly decides he’d rather just revert to using his hands instead when the sight of you makes his mouth dry and water at the same time
Will take it upon himself, right then, to corrupt you
Because there’s no way in the seven rings of hell he’s letting you switch sides and he’ll break the magic you’re using as proof
After though *cough cough* he will bashfully tell you how gorgeous you looked…
Raphael
Let me tell you, mans was not ready
Like if you’ve seen the video of the person with a stacked ass on the stretcher being carried by and the news reporter’s face afterwards, that’s Raphael.
Luke takes a picture of his expression and makes a meme
Won’t address it until the very next day, stiffly telling you that your outfit was very pleasing to the eye (he thinks you’re drop dead gorgeous, okay, he’s just struggling)
If you offer to show him in person, he is ascending right back home. Won’t deny, though. Like please do.
In awe for the whole experience
And blushes an alluring deep shade if you show him some ‘corruption’ tricks you have up your sleeve
#obey me x reader#om x reader#lucifer x reader#om lucifer#mammon x reader#om mammon#leviathan x reader#om levi#satan x reader#om satan#asmo x reader#om asmo#beel x reader#om beel#belphie x reader#om belphie#simeon x reader#om simeon#solomon x reader#om solomon#mephisto x reader#om mephisto#om raphael#om raphael x reader
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[Y/N cookie and golden cheese cookie firmly holding hands as golden cheese cookie is proudly and confidently telling Y/N cookie a story about her adventures that made him let out a soft laugh]
M!Reader cookie : Chuckles... You are really one of a kind your radiance! You always know how to make cookies feel so humoured with your amazing stories!
Golden cheese : Hah! Of course, I always–.... Uhh... Ahem, Why thank you my loyal cookie!
[Golden cheese cookie is used to receiving praises from her loyal subjects and companions... But getting it from the cookie she loves the most though–]
Golden cheese : You indeed do love my stories don't you my loyal cookie?
M!Reader cookie : Of course! Who else could shine brightly while telling Amazing stories, my queen!
[Golden cheese cookie starts showing a blush on her face, she starts clenching her hand a bit due to Y/N cookie's compliment]
Golden cheese : Pfftt—Hah! What nonsense! Why Of course!—AHAHA! What a foolishly obvious statement!
[Golden cheese cookie having her eyes close, still having a pride smirk while still trying to maintain her composure–Y/N cookie without a warning gave golden cheese cookie a kiss on the cheek making her go silent]
M!Reader cookie : i–Uhh... Ahem M-My forgiveness, my queen, I got a bit ahead of myself–.....What the!?—
.....
1 Hour later
HollyBerry : ........So the moment Y/N cookie complimented you AND kissed you on the cheek your first instinct was to drop bags of coins onto him?
Golden cheese : ....
[HollyBerry let out a soft laugh]
HollyBerry : Do not worry, I'm absolutely certain Y/N cookie appriaciate the gesture!

#male reader#cookie run x reader#reader x cookie run#cookie run#cookie run kingdom x reader#reader x cookie run kingdom#cookie run kingdom#golden cheese cookie#golden cheese cookie x reader#reader x golden cheese cookie
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psst. hey. wanna hear about my mer au that has existed for around 6 months but only in my head
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i have evidence involving the proceedings of the faerie kingdom arc, white lily, and clotted cream cookie in @fishymom-art's fix a beast au
clotted cream is going to get blown up.
(woah cliffhanger)
"what?? dish, this makes no sense!! you have 0 evidence, literally no reasoning or proof for this claim!! take your meds!!!!"
ahaha. you fool.
i present my evidence
there must be some reason for white lily to blow up clotted cream in the first place. some sort of motivation or cause.... right?
other than clotted cream. well. hitting on her.
if you look at some of the earlier faerie kingdom comics, you can see that the faeries' doubt in white lily is subtly, yet noticeably, prominent


"the letter is fake/false!" "oh, youre reading too far into this!"
ahaahaha. or am i.
white lily is clearly not fulfilling her duties. even if she does mourn elder faerie and cares about silverbell, it doesnt mean that the kingdom itself matters to her. she's volatile. maybe she CAN bring it to its end, maybe even in the process of trying to fight clotted cream OR trying to put the beasts in the silver tree, like she (and clotted cream) originally planned.
the letter might not be a complete lie. whoever wrote it could be telling the absolute truth.
and after all, whats a writer who doesnt slip little hints and foreshadowing into their work? we know fishy has done this multiple times, such as the whole pure vanilla lobotomy deal and the LoK, to name a recent one.
"but why would white lily BLOW UP clotted cream??? thats a bit drastic, wouldnt she do some thing more... low-key?"
ahaha, let us not forget white lily is a bomber type cookie. if i were fishy, i would NOT pass up on a joke like that. we all know they wouldnt.

on top of that, clotted cream also describes her as "definitely more stubborn than the other heros." white lily would probably resort to the most readily available option. her magic. her, ahem, BOMBER TYPE magic.
the faerie in the letter also describes her as "putting her selfish plans above [the faeries'] safety and trust." does blowing up clotted cream not seem like a selfish plan to you??
oh, and one other thing,

literally right out of their own mouth (or... keyboard).
"ouu but its obviously never gonna happen, that was clearly a joke!" "white lily would never do such a thing, thats very out of character" "no sane person puts that many question marks at the end of their sentence"
yeah yeah, and fishy has also never denied things as canon before they become canon. yep.
i rest my case
#crk#cookie run kingdom#cr kingdom#fix a beast#fix a beast au#clotted cream#clotted cream cookie#clotted cream crk#creamlily??? i guess???#yeah yeah#creamlily#cmon#lets be real#i mean id blow up a man if he hit on me
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