#aghhhhh okay goodbye

[anonyanonymouse]

I'm so disappointed I won't be able to immediately tune in on the twst update like usual 😭 I'm pretty sure this is the first time I won't be watching it right after it's up, and not only that, but my early morning obligation preventing me from enjoying the update is going to last FIVE hours 😭😭😭

[colin-becher-death-countdown]

okay so I paused the podcast as soon as I heard Colin's voice and started writing down my thoughts

COLIN BECHER WILLINGLY MAKING A PHONE CALL?? AGHHHHH YES CMMMONN DIE DIE DIE!!!!

oh my god please that'd be so heartbreaking if he died rn with that final message, that would literally be a dream come true if that was how he died, like no mess, no statement, just a sorry to bother you, I'm not as important as whatever you're dealing with rn

Goodbye Alice from Colin and now a Goodbye Gwen from Lena, very circular I like it, one dead (presumed he's dead to me) one alive

Oh Gwen you've got a big storm coming

"Even if it was on the train. Which we can't be sure of" HMMMM IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY YOU COULD FIND OUT THAT INFORMATION, IF ONLY THERE WAS A WOMAN DESPERATELY CALLING YOU TO RELAY THIS INFORMATION, IF ONLY

"WE WANT YOUR TEETH"!!!!!!

Celia channeling Joshua Gillespie and Sam channeling Jonathan Sims, and only one of those people got killed by a unicycle so not looking good for you Sam

The Dark namedrop

"I try not to see these days." Melanie King be like

That old woman was actually Agnes Montague chillin (I mean she would be in her 70's soooo)

The Custodian needs to join a union

that is not what I meant by joining a union

17 missed calls from Alice in unit 17 okay I hear you

IT'S THE LAW OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE!!

Hmm I wonder if Celia knows the apocalypse was reverted in the other world.

"SLICED MY WHO FROM ME" CELIA DID YOUR WHO GET TURNED BLOODY FROM YOUR WHAT TOO???

A Bouchard in charge ain't that just the way, balance truly is restored

Oh Sam and the Archivist are gone, perhaps they are in the Magnus Archives world now, the Archivist has a recorder to keep them on track, or maybe they will also Unionise

[trancylovecraft]

Since you do VERY dark subjects and such, do expect me to request for Mammon often LMAO

Okay so--

General HC's for Mammon with reader who is his GF?

(HELLUVA BOSS) YANDERE! MAMMON x GIRLFRIEND READER: Headcannons

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• Oooh! Intresting!

• I headcannon Mammon as a possessive, Manipulative and controlling kinda yandere. Mostly coming from his position as the King of greed.

• Especially once you’ve gotten in a relationship with him these traits are tenfold.

• Mammon views you as his possession, And a valuable one at that. You are his, He likes showing you off too as he brings you around his workplace and flaunting you like jewellery

• If anyone dares to touch what is his, Mammon would not hesitate to absolutely crush them. It doesn’t matter if its a creepy fan or a close family member. He doesn’t care, They’re getting obliterated.

• Mammon doesn’t show his care for you, Deeming it as unprofitable. But he does care even though he insults and berates you often, Even when it gets physical, He does love you.. He does! Don’t you realise this is all because he loves you..?

• He manipulates you into staying with him by promising you mountains of luxury. Whatever pleasures and desires you may want will be served on a silver spoon, Especially after a physical argument (Though you don’t know that its solely so you don’t leave)

• No one really knows how you two got together, One day you just showed up sitting next to him while watching one of his shows.

• You could’ve started out as a performer trying to get to the face of his brand, And Mammon, Somehow grew a liking for you more than just your monetary value.

• You could also have been a PR stunt, Him paying you to be his partner. Mammon, The King of Greed getting in a relationship? Preposterous! It would only drive more people to his shows just to see if they were true, Making more money.  

• But he doesn’t know what attracted him to you. Maybe it was your cunning nature, Your lust for more and more. Or maybe it could’ve been your genuine creativity, A want to make out of passion and not pennies.

• Either way, You’re both in a relationship now, Hooray!

• Though the quality of your bond really depends on how you react to his rather unsavoury tendencies.

• If you’re fine with it/have Stockholm syndrome then its gonna be a much easier time with him.

• You’ll be taken out with him more, Mammon likes boasting about you and how much of prize you were to have as a girlfriend. He’ll tone down his insults to banter and the amount of gifts you get will be increased tenfold.

• Mammon enjoys taking you out on expensive dates, Restaurants in the lust ring with a bottle of their most fine wine being opened in your favour. It’s only on these dates you can really see Mammon have something of a soft side, Giving disguised compliments and maybe even a genuine smile or two.

• You’ll be much more free, Being able to roam around his place of living freely, Ability to go out shopping without him (But, With a good few bodyguards, That is) And the right to go do what you want.

• Though Mammon does dictate what you wear and will order you to come to certain events, You don’t mind as you believe you’re just spending time with the Christmas tree you call your boyfriend.

• Physical touch is also a big thing for him, Also being a display of ownership. An arm around you, You on his lap or simple goodbye kisses are all too common for the both of you.

• Its sweeter, Even though the glasses you buy are rose-tinted, You enjoy the nicer moments.

• However if you’re considered unruly, Actively don’t reciprocate his obsession and god forbid try to escape..

• You’ll be tossed into a cage, One of the carnival trailer ones where they keep animals. That's where you stay, Not his expensive condo. You won’t be spoiled with rich foods and pleasures beyond your imagination, Only being served with what the show dogs are being fed with.

• If you want to act like a bitch, You’ll be treated like one. That’s what Mammon thinks. He’s pissed that you don’t appreciate him for everything he’s given you! All the money he’s spent! You’re his girlfriend, Why the hell are you acting like this.

• You won’t be taken out, Not until you learn how to behave. Mammon still visits you daily, No sweetness in his voice as he insults you and breaks you down with your biggest insecurities. He wants to break you, Just so he can build you back up into the perfect partner, Both for his reputation and his own selfish desires.

• If this process takes too long then Mammon will get angry and ramp up his abuse, Resorting to beatings or even torture just to get your mind into a mouldable state.

• Mammon is a horrible yandere to have, If you couldn’t tell.

• Sometimes when he’s in a better mood, He might toss you his leftovers or actually give you a blanket to sleep with instead of the horse hay you were using. Though he really does care, This is more of a manipulative tactic to get you to act better in order to get more stuff.

• If you ever do give up and give into him, Mammon would be stoked. He’d treat you as if nothing ever happened while you just had the worst experience of your entire life.

• You’d be absolutely traumatised, Even though Mammon does feel only the tiniest bit guilty, He ignores it in favour of just forgetting that it ever happened.

• The only way I ever see you escaping him is if you have connections with any other of the kings, Especially the more powerful ones like Beelzebub. If they care enough or you have a certain relationship (Platonic or otherwise) they could probably bail you out, Secretly of course, You’re going into hell’s witness protection after this.

• Mammon would be pissed, Yelling and destroying everything around him as he demands his employees to find you. Basically having the biggest tantrum of his life.

• When he finds you with the money he bribed people with, It really depends if you do have a connection to one of the kings because if so that would stop him from taking you back. Leaving him to absolutely explode over what happened, Just fuming and scheming a way to get you back.

• If you don’t have a connection to one of the kings, Then he’ll drag you back to the greed ring screaming. He won’t hesitate to yell obscenities and break your legs, Throw you into the trailer cage and start the torture all over.

• But hey! What can you expect?

• This is the king of greed, Of course he’ll never let you go.

• Not for a very, VERY long time.

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[howling--fantods]

MY EPIC GRAHAM POST

ahhhhh sorry this took so long, the last few days have been crazy!!

this is going to be mostly about sunday in san francisco bc that was when i met graham :D. ummm okay, @roomeight and @explorerof-theunknown got to the venue around 2:30 and the only other person in line was this guy javier (@mirrorrball). i went to the bathroom around 3:30 and that was when graham arrived so i missed him WHICH WAS LAME!!! but anyways, so we sat around for the rest of the day and he came out again to get dinner but i was too nervous to say hi.

the venue was kinda lame and they made us stand 3 feet away from the stage bc they had photographers taking pictures (they left after the first song). so finally graham came out and here are some things that happened:

there was a red light inside his guitar and i believe lindsey asked what it was and he said that there was a sniper who was forcing him to sit there and play for us

when he played “alright” i said “alright alright alright” and he was like “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” and i repeated it and he was like “three alrights?? i don’t know... maybe two is okay” and then he heard lindsey and i joking about it and he was like “there is a very strange conversation happening over there” 

whenever anyone said anything he was like “what did you say???” and heather, lindsey, and i kept joking about asking him to play “oochy woochy” and we started laughing about it and he was like “it is disconcerting when people start laughing and you don’t know why” so we said “WE WANT YOU TO PLAY OOCHY WOOCHY!!” and he made the best face and was like “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY OOCHY WOOCHY!?!” as he gestured to the guitars on stage 

javier asked him to tell the story about how they both got new vans that day and graham told the story and then talked about his socks as well (JAVIER PLEASE POST THAT VIDEO)

he kept saying that every song was “semi-autobiographical” and during “it’s all blue” the lighting person changed the lights for each color in the song, so what he was singing was literally happening so i asked “was that semi-autobiographical??” and he said “well it isn’t really about anything is it?” and then lindsey said “PROPS TO THE LIGHTING GUY!!” and graham was like “DID THEY CHANGE THE COLORS ALONG WITH THE SONG?!?!?!?!” and we were like YEAHHHH!!!!! and he said he didn’t notice bc he was trying to concentrate on not messing up

someone shouted for him to play “mountain of regret” and he played a little bit of it but couldnt remember the rest

after “flights to the sea” amanda said she wanted to play that song at her wedding and he said he would come play it for her

when he introduced “can’t find my way home” i said “this is my mom’s favorite song of all time” and he said “this is for your mum then” I DIED :’)))))))

i can’t remember which song it was where he looped some of the vocals and then asked if we heard the ghosts singing and there were these weird stained glass portraits all around the venue and i was like “were the ghosts some of them??? (pointing to the portraits)” and he was like “oh yeah! those are kinda creepy!!” and then there were two panels that didnt have portraits and he said they were the ghosts and had flown out of the panels. and then lindsey pointed to the carved cherubs above stage and was like “WERE THEY ONE OF THOSE NAKED BABIES!?!?” and graham was like “aghhhhh i don’t like that” and made a face 

graham noticed that we were standing back from the stage and asked why there was a moat around the stage and we told him why and he said he was worried he might fall in the moat. we kept inching up to the stage though so by the encore we were all at the stage

AFTER HE PLAYED “MISS AMERICA” i asked if he was the one who yells “MICHAEL” in the recording and he told us first that he had just recently had lunch with michael and that yes it is him but it is two recordings, the first recording is him about to do his vocals and then michael came in and he yelled “MICHAEL!!” and then the second recording is of him listening to the first recording and then giggling when he heard himself yell “MICHAEL!!” and that the two recordings are layered on top of each other in the track

when he left before the encore everyone ran to the stage and started pounding on the stage and screaming it was awesome (even though the venue was only half-full)

he messed up during “in the morning” and yelled “OH BOLLOCKS” and then apologized after for swearing

before one of the encore songs (i can’t remember which) javier asked if he could play “bugman” on that guitar so he played the beginning riff of “bugman” for us which sounded so badass even on acoustic :D

AFTER THE SHOW he came out and signed everyone’s shit, some people brought every blur album for him to sign and he signed all of them. here are some things that happened:

when we ran over to where he came out he saw me and smiled and waved at me

jeremy and amanda apologized for “bugging him” and he said “NO!! YOU WERE GREAT!!!”

he signed javier’s vans and drew a little dude singing :D

lindsey also apologized for bugging him and he again said “NO!! i like when people talk to me bc i never know what to say! this was one of the best crowds on the tour!!”

when i came up to get my shit signed he went “you!!! YOU!!! were chatting with me like we were in the front room!” and i LITERALLY DIED

i brought my “escape song/mountain of regret” 7″ single and he went “mountain of regret! i gotta learn how to play that song!”

his friend chuck came out and he gave him a massive hug and was like “IT WAS SO NICE TO SEE YOU CHUCK!!! TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME!! TEXT ME SO I KNOW YOU GOT HOME OKAY!!” and then he turned to us and was like “DO YOU KNOW WHICH CHUCK THAT IS!??!?!?!” and we were like ??? and he was like “CHUCK FROM THE COMPANY!!!! YOU KNOW!!! CHUCK FROM THE COMPANY FROM LOOK INSIDE AMERICA!!!!!” :’)))))

someone gave him a drawing they did and he was like “WOW!! THIS IS REALLY GREAT!!!” 

someone asked how he was liking san francisco and he said the city kinda freaked him out but that the audience was AMAZING (he said we were one of the best a couple times :’)))))

this british guy was talking to him and being kinda obnoxious and when he said goodbye and left graham made a face at him and it was so fucking funny

AHHHHH SORRY THIS IS THE LONGEST POST!!! i’ll do a post about LA tomorrow, which was also amazing, but SF was much more chill and yeah i talked to him a lot and it was fucking unreal and one of the best days of my life kadlfadsklfj;dlskfjlk;a

[fanficsofmine]

Sick: Chanyeol scenario

A/N: Hey everyone! I want to say a few things about this one shot before I post it. First and foremost I wanted to tell you that this actually happened to me.. I got sick this exact way and this one hits home big time for me so bear with me because its also a really long fic, like over 2k words. So pull up a chair, grab a snack and I sincerely hope you enjoy this. Love you guys! -admin A

“Someone just come kill me please” I whine, cuddling into the covers. I’ve been sick for the past week and I feel like complete death.

I’ve been to the hospital twice now and they can’t figure out why my temperature has been out of control and why I don’t feel like eating anything. I can’t keep down that I eat anyway, so there’s really no point in trying.

The only reason I have even eaten anything all week is because Chanyeol makes sure of it. I love him, but he worries about me too much sometimes. He’s been working so hard and the last thing I need is for him to stress himself out any more trying to take care of me.

Today was the worst of it and I couldn’t get out of bed if I wanted to. I was so weak that if I wanted to go to the bathroom or do anything for myself I had to crawl.

I reach for the thermometer at my bedside and check my temp. 104.7F, the highest it’s been all week. I lay back down but it feels like a brick is sitting on my chest. I’m absolutely miserable, but I muster up the energy to sit upright, only to start coughing profusely.

I cough so hard that my eyes water and I can barely breathe. I try to stand to go to the bathroom and my knees go weak, but I catch myself in time to get back onto the bed and I do the only thing I can think of. I call Chanyeol.

I know he’s at work and I don’t want to worry him, but I also need to tell him. His phone rings a few times and I leave him a voicemail telling him what’s going on and ask him to call me back.

He calls me back almost immediately. Just hearing his voice makes me feel a little bit better, but I know that I can’t take care of myself with how I’m currently feeling.

I tell him everything that’s going on and tell him that I think it’s a good idea that I go to the hospital to get checked out. He agrees and I hear rustling from the other end of the phone.

“Baby? What’s going on?” I inquire. After about a minute, he replies.

“Sorry I was talking to my manager. Since I’m done with my part of the photoshoot they’re going to let me leave so I can take you to the hospital. I’ll be home in twenty. I love you.”

“I love you too. See you when you get here.” I hang up the phone and try to look presentable to no avail. I can’t even get out of bed let alone dress myself, so I lay in bed until he arrives. He finally gets here after what feels like ages and walks into the bedroom to see me in my pitiful state.

“Jesus babe you weren’t kidding.” He says as my body goes into another coughing spell. Once I finally stop coughing I tell him about the fever and how weak I am. He puts one of his masks on and helps me out of bed. He walks me to the bathroom, helps me get dressed and takes me to the hospital.

When I got into triage the nurse took my vitals and she took me straight back because my heart rate was high. I get into bed and the nurse comes in and immediately hooks me up to heart monitors and an IV. They tell me I’m dehydrated and give me fluids, and tell me since my heart rate is so high they need to monitor it while I’m here.

I nod and explain everything to them and answer the questions they ask. Chanyeol sits in the chair next to the bed and holds my hand, watching intently as the nurse finishes up what she was doing. Even when he’s wearing his mask I can tell that he’s worried. His thumb rubs my hand absentmindedly and I calmly reassure him that this is the best place for me right now.

“They need to find out what’s going on with me and why I’m so sick.” I explain. He nods and runs his free hand through his hair.

“I knowww” He whines,”I just hate seeing you like this” I squeeze his hand and sigh.

“I hate feeling like this so I don’t blame you. Let’s just hope that they can find out what’s going on so I can get medicine and get the hell out of here.”

He nods and we sit quietly until the doctor arrives.

He comes in and I answer his questions and he orders me a chest x-ray. I get taken down and get my x-ray taken while Chanyeol waits in my room. I return to my room minutes later and the doctor follows. I never expected him to read my results as fast as he did and I certainly wasn’t prepared for his diagnosis.

“You undoubtedly have right middle lobe pneumonia. We will keep you here and monitor you closely and start you on IV antibiotics and breathing treatments. You’ll be here for at least three days if not longer since your case is so severe” the doctor explains. He leaves the room so the nurse can get me ready to transfer to a room.

“Aghhhhh. THREE DAYS? I can’t handle three days here” I groan, lying back in my hospital bed.

“It’ll be okay. Remember you’re here to get better” Chanyeol reminds me, rubbing my arm, careful to not touch my IV. Before I could respond, the nurse came in to transfer me to my room.

Once we get to my room I turn on the TV and get settled in. I meet my new nurse and she checks me over and gets me started on my antibiotics before leaving the room.

Chanyeol took a detour through the cafeteria to get snacks because he was hungry. He returns to my room with an armful of snacks and drinks for the both of us. I’m still not up to eating, but I take sips of the water he brought me.

“What did I ever do to deserve a boyfriend like you?” I ask, impressed with how well he’s dealing with everything that’s going on.

Shrugging his shoulders, he replies, “You just got me by being you. You didn’t need to do anything else.” He smiles and snags the remote from my bed and starts flipping through channels, finally settling on a comedy.

I try talking him into going home and resting, but he dismisses that idea quickly. He stays with me through dinner, trying to coax me to eat something. I ate a few bites to make him happy, but I genuinely had no appetite, so eating was difficult for me.

At first, he insisted on staying with me and sleeping in the chair but I insisted he go home and sleep. He whined at first, but we both knew that he would sleep much better in his own bed. I could tell he wanted to kiss me goodbye like he normally did but there’s no way in hell I was letting him get sick, so he placed a hand on my face and told me he loved me before he left. I settled into bed shortly after he left and drifted off to sleep.

The next three days were hell. They consisted of getting poked and prodded, breathing treatments three times a day, nurses being late with my meds, not being allowed to shower, coughing so hard I thought my lungs were going to collapse, and being bored out of my mind completely because I was only allowed up to go to the bathroom.

The only thing keeping me going was when Chanyeol would come to visit. My second day there, he came and brought flowers and get well balloons. He told me all about his day and that the other members sent their love. Jongdae sent him with an arsenal of jokes to make me laugh, which then made me cough, so he stopped saying them after the first few.

On my third day, he decided it would be a good idea to blow up a glove like a balloon and bat it around my room. That ended quickly once the nurse came in and scolded him. I couldn’t stop laughing at the look on his face when the she walked into him doing that. I was in better spirits and was starting to get my appetite back. To my surprise, I was able to keep my entire dinner down by day three. I originally thought I was going home by day three, but the doctor had other plans.

“We’re going to keep you for a few more days. You’re not progressing as quickly as we would have hoped, so we are going to give you more antibiotics and watch you. The Infection that you had ended up in your blood stream, and if you had waited much longer, you may not be here talking to me right now. I’m glad you came in when you did. “he explained.

It took a moment for my brain to catch up with what he was saying “Wait, you’re telling me if I would’ve waited to come in I could have DIED?” I questioned, my eyes wide from the shock of what he said.

“That’s exactly what I’m telling you. Also, your liver enzymes are high, probably from all of the antibiotics we gave you, so until we can get them back to normal levels, you have to stay here.” He added.

“Can I at least get a shower? I’ve been here for three days and haven’t had a chance to get myself cleaned up.” I beg. I really didn’t want to be here any longer, but it looks like I don’t have a choice.

“Of course. I’ll write an order so the nurses know you can shower at will. No problem” He leaves the room and I call Chanyeol to tell him what’s going on. He sounded sad because he had a full schedule today and couldn’t come see me, but I reassured him I’d be okay. I didn’t tell him about almost dying. I couldn’t tell him something like that on the phone, so I decided I’d tell him that later.

He facetimed me on break to keep me company and Sehun stole his phone and passed it around to the other members so they could all send their love.

Junmyeon and Sehun said that we would have a party when I got better, Baekhyun and Jongdae told me jokes, Jongin asked me if I was okay, Kyungsoo promised to cook for me once I got home, and Minseok and Yixing promised to give me the biggest hug when I got home since they couldn’t come visit.

I thanked them all, they gave the phone back to Chanyeol and I told him I loved him before he had to go back to practice.

The next two days went by much smoother than the first three. I was still tired of getting blood drawn every morning but I was starting to feel a little better. I was finally able to shower, and I could finish full meals and keep it down. The best part about day five is that I was finally able to go home! I excitedly called Chanyeol to tell him what was going on and he could get his schedule rearranged so he could take me home.

I waited impatiently for Chanyeol to get here, practically bouncing in my seat. I see him walk into the hospital and his face lights up when he sees me stand and walk to him under my own power.

“You have no idea how happy it makes me to see you’re feeling better.” He beams.

“And you have no idea how happy I am to see you. Let’s go home.” I reply, hugging him tightly.

We finally get to the house and I walk straight to the bedroom and flop down on the bed.

“I have never missed a piece of furniture so much in my life” I sigh.

“I have never missed a person as much as I’ve missed you all week” Chanyeol sighs, lying down next to me on the bed.

“Baby, there’s something interesting I found out when I was in the hospital,” I eased into the conversation so I didn’t scare the shit out of him.

“Oh yeah? What happened?” He asked, propping his head up on his arm and turning to face me.

“So… the doctor told me that the infection I had went into my bloodstream, and If I would’ve waited much longer than I did, I could have died… you know, no big deal or anything.” I say, trying to lighten the mood a little.

“Wait what?!?! I could’ve LOST you?!” he exclaims. I could see the tears starting to pool in his eyes, so I try to quickly reassure him that I was okay.

“Technically yes but I’m okay! I’m right here and I’m better than I was! Chanyeol, look at me.” my hands reach out to cup his face, guiding him to look at me. I explain “Baby, I’m fine. I’m here. I’m not going anywhere.”

A few tears escape and stream down his face. I wipe them away quickly and pull him into me, wrapping my arms around his neck. He buries his face in my neck and lets all of the stresses of the week out at one time.

I shush him and rub his back trying to help console him, tears streaming down my own face in the process. This last week has been hell for the both of us, but I wouldn’t have been able to deal with it as well as I did without Chanyeol.

After a few minutes, he calmed down and we look at each other. I run a hand through his hair, gently playing with it as he runs his hand up and down my arm.

“Thank you so much for taking care of me this week. I love you so much and I don’t know what I’d do without you” I whisper, watching him intently.

“You don’t need to thank me baby, I’m just so glad that you’re okay and that you’re still here with me. I don’t know what I would do If I lost you. I love you more than you can ever imagine.” He cups my face with his hands and places a gentle kiss on my forehead. He pulls me in close and plays with my hair until we both fall asleep.