#ages in sonic are fucked

[nova-rpv]

"i have a sister now! thank you, granpa! we are going to do so much stuff together!"

(trans masc newborn shado btw. tag as ship and ill kill you)

[apradonite]

[metal voice] amy my best friend amy

[flareon-exe]

everybody should accessorize plushies more. just carry a little guy out and about with you. take pictures of them sitting with your mcdonalds meal in public. clip em to your belt or hold their hand or put them on your shoulders like theyre real and having fun with you. fucking act like a human and experience so much fun and joy and wonder in the world with a plushie of your favorite animal or maybe anime wifeguy or sonic character. lifes too short to not take simple pleasures in sharing your day with your favorite plushie or other object of choice

[sonknuxadow]

see i do think there have been actual instances of fandom people just deciding two characters are siblings with no real basis and acting like its canon and forcing that interpretation on others and getting mad at people who disagree . but a lot of the characters i see people list as examples of this happening with are just actually stated to or heavily implied to see eachother as siblings by the source material and at that point i think you just dont see adopted siblings as real siblings idk what else to tell you

[post-punk-author-anthony-day]

Goth -  Death in June, March Violets, Clan of Xymox, Christian Death, Southern Death Cult, Sisters of Mercy, Drab Majesty, Tropic of Cancer, 13th Chime, And Also the Trees, 

No Wave (Ice age, Sonic Youth) 

Darkwave - IAMTheShadow, this cold night, Tropic of Cancer, Nation of Language, Ritual Howls, A Projection, Topographies, Siglo XX, Bolshoi, Lust for Youth, VR Sex, A place to bury strangers 

[slymanner]

Thanks death battle for reminding me how much i fucking love metal sonic

[seldompathic]

Okay, so hear me out.

I've been thinking about comic ideas all day, and while there's DEFINITELY a few things I'd have to sort out (The whys & hows, all that fun stuff), I think I may have a candidate.

Would anyone be interested in a miniseries centered around Shadow and Classic Sonic?

I don't know how it'd happen quite yet, but the idea of Shadow having to work with Sonic when he's just a little guy opens SO many opportunities. Heartwarming moments, (though Shadow would never admit that they happen), learning about Sonic's past before Tails was around, and the absolute whiplash that comes with that information. I feel like it goes without saying, but just in case, this would NOT be sonadow LMFAO. Just Shadow being forced to work with the kid version of Sonic to get back home. UGH. Idk it's been rotting my brain today and I want OPINIONS 👀👀👀

[orionshounds]

I make alot of jokes about abraham towers but I actually really do appreciate him as a character....but he's one I don't see talked about much and it's such a shame

like, he's probably the one other character still alive who is almost as personally connected to maria's death as shadow is

how he now fills the role of the person who ordered the attack on the ark, and how heavily that legacy must weigh on him

how he still has to grapple with his own fear of shadow, despite what maria saw in him, despite how towers has seen him save the world

how he's had to look the demon from his childhood in the face, and realize his own pain was reflected in it's eyes

he is a man built on pride, but who has to put it aside for the greater good. a man who wants all this power to try and protect the earth, but who has to constantly realize it's not enough

he is a man who, above all else, is trying to not make the same mistake twice

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

hate that sonic free riders is Like That bc maybe if it was ACTUALLY PLAYABLE people would stop making such terrible metal sonic takes like she straight up still has the exact same personality and still has free will even if she can’t outright lock her dad in a room and take over anymore she disguised herself to try and beat sonic entirely on her own volition. she’s still a dramatic bitch too bc like, why would eggman Not want his magnum opus to act like him.

[3-aem]

op moving in < 10 days kinda forgot it was happening scrambling rn to get things set up 😭

[retrospectii]

god fucking damnit tamers

[emilyklessysblog]

[superscourge]

ok fuck i think i figured out a timeline regarding sonic's (and scourge's by extension) age in new game. i wanted to use game timeline logic but with my heacanon ages for sonic throughout the games. here's what i came up with for sonic as a reference

sa1: 13 sa2: 15 heroes: 15-16 06: 16 shadow: 17 unleashed: 17 forces: 17-18 frontiers: 18-19 new game: 21

scourge is 2 years older than sonic a..allegedly?? in the comics i believe he was like 17 for some reason???? idk i see him as 17 when sonic is 15 idk how that works but hey alt timelines i guess. so in new game he'd be 23! amy would be 20 (i pictured her as 12 in sa1, a year younger than sonic), tails would be 14, and knuckles would be 22! thats all the (main) characters who appear in the comic for reference

i hope this all makes sense!!! i pictured mostly everyone in new game to be young adults. to clarify once again theres no rom shipping in new game so the ages are literally just headcanon stuff. thank u <3

[cable-salamdr]

Sonic writers write a comfortable romance challenge Level: impossible

[sonknuxadow]

you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care

[rose-bunny-28]

I know people have said this, but I believe (almost) everyone's favorite group in TV shows/movies is

"You tried to kill me, now your my family."