#agent ressler

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Ressler

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Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid, Will LaMontagne Jr, Luke Alvez

Divergent: Peter Hayes, Tobias Eaton

Resident Evil: Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Ethan Winters, Carlos Oliveira

Inheritance Games: Jameson Hawthrone, Grayson Hawthorne, Nash Hawthrone

Harry Potter: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Harry Potter, Newt Scamander, Cedric Diggory

Marvel: Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, Jack Thompson, Daniel Sousa

Maze Runner: Thomas, Newt, Minho, Aris

Hunger Games: Coriolanus Snow, Finnick Odair, Peeta Mellark

Riordanverse: Luke Castellan, Leo Valdez, Jason Grace, Percy Jackson

The Umbrella Academy: Ben Hargreeves, Five Hargreeves, Viktor Hargreeves

Others: Cardan Greenbriar(Folk of the Air), Jace Wayland(Shadowhunters), The Darkling(Shadow and Bone), Kaz Brekker(Six of Crows), Ravi Singh(AGGGTM), Peter Sutherland(The Night Agent), Donald Ressler(The Blacklist), Master Chief(Halo), Robert Chase(House MD)

I write ships too! These include Jily(james potter x lily evans), Hinny(harry potter x ginny weasley), Larkland(peter sutherland x rose larkin), Steggy(steve rogers x peggy carter), Wolfstar(sirius black x remus lupin), Percabeth(percy jackson x annabeth chase), Ronmione(ron weasley x hermione granger), Willifer(will lamontauge jr x jj), Malina(malyen oretsev x alina starkov), Remadora(remus lupin x andromeda tonks), Cleon(claire redfield x leon kennedy), Valveria(Jill Valentine x Carlos Oliveira), Thearoy(thea queen x roy harper), Newtmas(newt x thomas), SunWings(apollo x icarus), Eurymene(eurylochus x ctimene), OdyPen(odysseus x penelope)

[midwesternfields]

March included starting a rewatch of The Blacklist (we have a habit of doing that when shows are ending), the beginning of the baseball season (unhinged for my old men & babes), continuation of hockey and nascar (go JLo'22, you did gr8 today at 'Dega even if it wasn't the finish we wanted at least you were a menace to society making them go around you on that one lap, hope you're good after all those yellows)

April continues the rewatch, catching up on the 911verse, beginning s3 of our favorite Mandalorian (in contrast to andor & owk, I wait until the last episode airs so I can just binge watch instead [do I prefer diego & ewan over pascal? yes like pascal lands after issac even and not that I don't love him and the character its just a matter of which actors ive known longer and what characters make the bees in the brain buzz) , the Super Mario Bros Movie was amazing (it deserves some Oscars, Luigi is my baby boy and all the toads, koopas, shyguys, penguins, spinies are ALL my sons ), and just today we've made it half way through The Night Agent (peter is just the most precious person as of late, instantly fell in love with him)

January's brain rot was mostly Obikin, plus whatever else my brain has decided to completely blank on (it was a long month okay?)

February would like to add on Longmire & Miraculous to the mix, along with the yearly switching from football to baseball mode

[itscherrylipsforme]

Every second matters: Donald Ressler x FBI!fem!reader

Summary: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Your teammate’s and "crush-you-are-not-willing-to-admit"s disappearance is definitely one of those times, so you reluctantly have to ask the FBI’s most wanted criminal for help. Surprisingly, Raymond Reddington is also an excellent matchmaker

Warnings: Mentions of kidnapping and small injuries

Requested: yes

Words: 1300

Author rambles: Sorry because this took me ages (how many times have already repeated that?) Thanks to the amazing @zizzlekwum for her request and patience. Had to change the name while editing because this sounded better. Also this was edited late at night with mint tea as fuel and queued on the bus on my way to campus this morning, so blame any mistakes on those...

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In the time you have been in the unit you have learnt two basic facts.

Fact number 1: There is absolutely no phone number, location or person Aram Mojtabai cannot find.

Fact number 2: You and the team never, I repeat, never go against Reddington’s plan. And that's for your own sake.

Yet, in the last hours everything you knew had come down in pieces. Ruins of the rules and statements you once held to, now they are left broken much as yourself. You look at Aram, clinging at the last straw of hope that remained.

“These guys are completely analogical! No digital footprint. And the last camera which got a glimpse of them only helps to reduce the search to a ten miles radius which is all covered by suburban houses. It just doesn’t make sense, the house’s cameras should have recorded them.”

His hands tangle in his short locks trying to find out a clue, something he is looking pass. Hostages just don’t go missing. Agents just don’t vanish in the air. Ressler can’t have just disappeared.

“What about Reddington?” You finally gather the courage to ask it, voice determined, you not so much inside.

“Still unwilling to talk with us.” Dembe, the gentle giant you have got used to call coworker and even friend in the last months, sights while crossing his arms. You have already seen the look in his eyes, the weight of the decisions you should both had taken as it that could ever change the current situation.

Things were easier when Liz was around, the idea hangs out in the air as if you could nearly capture it. Nobody says it, but all of you know is true. Liz was the only who could talk some sense into him, if someone could ever talk sense into Raymond Reddington. A few years ago, you could trust in Dembe to try it at least too. But since he has become Agent Zuma, the relationship has run cold. A worry for another day, you have more important matters in your hands now.

“Do we know where is him?”

Another question coming from your lips without even realizing, a silent nod the only answer you needed. Before turning to face your unit chief, Harold Copper.

“L/n, you have my permission to go.”

A fancy cocktail bar at six pm on a Monday afternoon. Lately Raymond wasn’t being too careful while choosing his meeting point, but with all you had in mind that was the last of your worries This shouldn’t have happened, nothing of this shouldn’t have happened. If things had been different, now you blamed yourself. Should have told him to stay in the car as Reddington had said, it was a recognition mission after all. But no, Donald Ressler always had to play the hero, and you didn’t have the guts to stop him.

“Y/n, my dear, sit down.” Reddignton retires a chair for you, a far too kind gesture considering how he had acted just an hour ago when Donald went missing in the mission. “Would you join me for a drink?” He pours another glass of a wine, which seems to cost at least a ten percent of your monthly salary, before you could even reply.

“Ressler has disappeared. He is probably being tortured at the moment, maybe even…” That’s another thing you learn in the field. Never say the forbidden word. If you do, you lose any kind of faith in seeing them again. If you lose faith, you lose everything. Even the possibility of them. "And you are thinking about wine?”

“Well, news like that is better taken while tipsy, isn’t it?”

Classical Reddington. Joking in the most inappropriate moments. Well, you also have an habit of storming out when angered. He will have to deal with that.

“You know how much he has lost because of you, right? Liz, his old girlfriend..." That gives you a bitter taste while rolling off your tongue at the same time you stand up. "You know what he has gone through. Don’t you care at least a bit? Once he dedicated his life to see you behind bars you, now he works by your side."

Your words are rushed, agitated. You can't even stop to catch a breath. Not that you want you, not until you are sure Ressler can do the same.

"You should respect that at least, I thought Raymond Reddington cared about his team.”

You see a strange glimmer in his eyes. Not mockery this time, but there was a small smirk in the curve of his thin lips. Laugh? Perhaps a hint of pride?

“First of all, you are well aware I do." He takes a long sip until the glass in empty. " Second, Donald is not in risk. Maybe bruised, but not deeply hurt. Those guys know better than to mess up with my team, as you have put into words.”

“Then why don’t you do something?”

Now there is a full grin on his face as he stands up takes his jacket from the hanger, not without leaving a generous tip on the table.

“I was waiting for you to ask me. And you did, half an hour earlier than I had bet by the way. This case may be even worse than I thought.”

“Cut out the riddles, Reddington.”

“You know he’s in love with you, right?”

How could he say it so blatantly, sweeping his fedora with such a calm manner while you had lost all your words? Mouth hanging and unable to stammer something coherent.

“He what?”

“And it seems pretty mutual to me” With that he puts the hat on and opens the door for both of you. Still trying to process everything you can't help following him in silence.

The rest of the rescue passes bluring infront of your eyes. Reddington telling you the exact location. Entering the housing development which had been carefully built as a cover for the criminal network (only a few houses were actually being used by its members). Dembe and Siya watching your back as the suspects were aiming at you. Clearing the area. Immobilizing the suspects. And finally arriving to Ressler's side.

You try to be gentle as you untie him from ropes which are holding him to a chair. However, your attempts are futile, hands to clumsy and brain dulled by all the emotions coming for you at once. You can't even recall when a few timid tears have started rolling down your cheeks, but you don't mind either. Donald is an equal mess right now, it's the first time you have seen him like these. Vulnerable. Human. And it only adds to the feeling you don't dare to voice. Not yet.

As soon as his free you wrap your arms around him. His nose in your hair as an anchor to remind him you are finally here. A considerable bruise under his eye and his bloody knuckles would usually worry to death (yes, even considering your field). But now you can't bring yourself to care, just wanting to hold him close. An urge to kiss his lips until you are both restless reaches your mind, yet the need for this. Just a hug. Just a simple gesture to assure you he won't be leaving anytime soon is enough for the moment.

"I think you have some things to discuss. I will leave you to it.”

Raymond's words take you by surprise, and between the falling tears you and Donald start laughing at the situation.

"Maybe we should talk about this" You whisper as you try to calm down and reluctantly pull away from him.

Too bad he has no intention of moving, but neitheir of saying what is really going through his mind.

"Maybe. Later. Not now. Just..."

Without further ado he rests his face on the crock of your neck. He had always been a man of action, not too good words. You didn't mind. As long as you could feel his breath on your skin, his warm body relaxing. Working in the unit every second matters. And you will treasure these and enjoy them as long as you can.

[zzzallnite]

Blacklist 4x19

Agent Ressler is knocked unconscious during a raid, captured and kept sedated, allowing the bad guys to brainwash him into doing their dirty work.

[writingbyshiloh]

Sharp Dressed Man

AN: mutual pining with FBI's most wanted and agent! Reader has my heart idk what to tell you guys. I'll do the tag list at some point I'm just lazy

WC: 0.6k

"Where do you think you're going?" Ressler snaps at Reddington. The criminal doesn't even look phased by Ressler's attitude, instead, he just adjusts his fedora.

"Inside. That's where the criminals are, Donald." He replies, cocking his head as if to better analyze the situation. You press your lips together to hide a smile. A smile which has nothing to do with your small, schoolgirl crush on the concierge of crime. To avoid getting caught smiling, you zip up your FBI windbreaker, the only one in the group to have visible government identification.

Donald leads the way, pushing the door to Reddington. Instead of keeping with the chain, he holds the door open for you. You walk through, politely thanking him and wait in the lobby. When he follows, you allow him to walk in front of you. Having him in the middle helps keep his profile low.

To prevent Raymond from charming the receptionist, Donald leads the group, informing her why you're here (to collect files), who you represent (special FBI task force), and who the man in the suit is (a lie about how he's your supervisor). The files are only minor, nothing critical but the company's phone reception is abysmal.

You can only focus on how she smiles at Ressler, warm and slightly fascinated at what a man in a suit with an important job is telling her. You can't blame her.

"I have some files here, but most are kept in storage on the third floor." she helpfully tells the group, only glancing at you and Reddington, keeping her eyes on Donald. If he's not picking up on her hints it may be time for him to retire. She's toying with her necklace, drawing attention to her lips. Maybe you can give Ressler a shove in the right direction.

"Is anyone on the third floor?" You ask, watching her eyes draw slowly to you. Not rudely or abruptly, but in a caught-oggling way. You flash her a small smile.

"Mhmm. Lon should be up there. I can call him if you'd like." She says, reaching for her desk phone.

"You should stay here. We can go up to the third floor." You tell Donald, a slight bite in your voice so he doesn't argue. Before he can reply, slide your hand on Reddington's shoulder to get him away from the desk.

Once directly in front of you, you give his shoulders a push towards the stairs. Raymond tries to keep his breath steady as he feels you press your chest into his back. Your arms are on his shoulders, trying to move his as fast as you can. You're taking small, wide steps, being careful not to step on his shoes. He's thankful for that but in all honestly, he wouldn't mind whatever you do to him, so long as you're this close.

Once you're out of eyesight, you peel yourself off, looking sheepish. "Sorry, I saw how the receptionist was looking at him, I think she likes him."

"I understand, my dear. Something about a sharp-dressed man?" He asks, slowly acceding the stairs, with you right behind.

"Ew. He's not sharply dressed, he looks like every other FBI agent in a suit." You reply, hoping that Raymond doesn't pick up the subtext in your words, that his suits are much nicer.

He does, but for your sake keeps it to himself. Maybe he'll wear the cream one tomorrow, try and impress you.

[probablyevilrpgideas]

Raymond Reddington is a great example of an evil character working with good characters

Raymond "Red" Reddington (played by James Spader) is the primary protagonist of the show The Blacklist. He is a notorious criminal who turns himself into the FBI (in amazing style, walking in and giving his name and asking to speak to Assistant Director for Counterterrorism Harold Cooper, then assuming the position to be cuffed while they look him up).

Once in front of Cooper, Red basically pitches the premise of the show- he has a list of criminals that he offers to help the FBI pursue, criminals that span the world and are so good at what they do, the FBI doesn't even know about them. Each episode (or occasional two parter) is about another one of these criminals who Red tells the task force about.

He's not gone soft or turned a new leaf of anything, tho, he is still a cold blooded killer who makes frequent use of his many criminal contacts and isn't interested in playing by the FBI's rules. He is in fact using the task force to his own ends and has made the case to the task force that he's more useful when he has his autonomy and cover, that they can't do anything with the names he gives them if he isn't allowed to "keep up appearances."

Red is a very nuanced portrayal of a cold blooded, ruthless criminal. He has loved ones, such as his assistant and heavy Dembe Zuma, whom he rescued from a life of child slavery, whether as a sex slave or child soldier, and he shows genuine care for Elizabeth Keene, who is essentially his handler in his roll as a criminal informant, and Mr. Kaplan, an older woman (and a lesbian) who runs body disposal and evidence cleanup for Red. It is clear that Red sees his closest associates as some form of family.

And if that bond is betrayed, well, he is still a ruthless criminal and has certain ideas about how things should go. The surest way to end up dead is to get in his way (actually, rather than whatever way he assumed you would as part of his Xanatos gambit).

The task force he works with are broadly characters I would place as good-aligned in D&D- Lawful Good, by the book, stick up his ass hero field agent Donald Ressler, Neutral Good, emotions on his sleeve computer specialist Aram Mojtebai, "somewhere in the intersection of Chaotic Good and Chaotic Neutral" profiler with a heart of gold but circumstances of shit Liz Keene, and Neutralish Good leaning Chaotic or Lawful from situation to situation team dad Assistant Director for Counterterrorism Harold Cooper, but also with True Neutral agent on loan from the CIA Meera Malik and Neutral *Something* Mossad Agent on loan Samar Navabi.

Samar and Meera do their share of questionable or outright immoral things, but mostly in that 24-style of "if I don't do this bad thing, innocents could die". Tho, Meera cheerfully informs a suspect in her first episode what the difference between FBI and CIA is, namely, that she's allowed to prod at the open wound on his leg to get him to talk.

But Raymond is the Big Evil Teammate. Meera will take advantage of a suspect's wounds to get information. Samar's specialty in Mossad is actually torture, and has on occasion pulled a "do what you want with him." But Raymond has a torture specialist on speed dial and is pretty quick with summary executions with no feelings of regret.

But the Task Force works with him because he largely targets criminals with his own crimes and he's useful.

He is a perfect example of the evil teammate, which some of the good guys even like (or at least have respect for)

[lovelyheart502]

When FBI Agent Robert K. Ressler conducted interviews with Edmund Kemper in prison, they were situated in a compact room equipped with a panic button under the table.

This button was intended to notify the guards when Ressler required assistance or when the interview concluded.

During one interview session, after its completion, Ressler pressed the panic button, but there was no immediate response from the guards.

Kemper, perceiving Ressler's growing anxiety, spoke calmly, making a chilling statement: "If I went apeshit in here, you'd be in a lot of trouble, wouldn't you? I could screw your head off and place on the top of the table to greet the guard!"

The guards casually arrived in the room about 30 minutes later.

I wonder when all that did happen ???

[ronandreams]

i've been watching season 10 of the blacklist and all i can think about is that agent ressler in an incredible character trapped in a bad show. he deserved better. diego is a phenomenal actor and so underrated

[srslyscary]

“Hello YNNIE. The effects will dissipate soon. You’re gonna be fine.” Minho fixed her legs correctly in the wheelchair, tapping her ankle lightly with a small smile. The girl only stared at him with blank eyes, not being able to move her body due to the injection. He sat up, turning her wheel chair around to face away from the naked criminal tied up. She closed her eyes, letting the warmth of Minho’s hand pat her head slightly.

He turned towards the criminal, an unimpressed look on his face. “Okay. Should we get started?”

The criminal stared back at Minho, a somewhat frown on his face. The red acid bath behind him began to bubble and pop wildly. “A farmer comes home one day to find that everything that gives meaning to his life is gone. Crops are burned, animals slaughtered—“ Minho begins to walk slowly forward toward the criminal, rambling on with his little story.

“Bodies and broken pieces of his life strewn about. Everything that he loved, taken from him. His children… one can only imagine the pit of despair… the hours of job-like lamentations, the burden of existence.” Both men stare at each other for which seems like minutes to no end. “He makes a promise to himself in those dark hours— a life’s work erupts from his..knotted mind. Years go by. His suffering becomes..complicated.”

YN still sits in her chair, listening intently with what little strength she had. “One day he stops. The farmer who..is no longer a farmer— sees the wreckage he’s left in his wake. It is now he who burns.. it is he who slaughters. And he knows in his heart he must pay.” Minho nods his head, still looking unimpressed and walking closer to the criminal.

“Doesn’t he, Stanley?” “No, Minho. He couldn’t help it.” YN responds quickly, not wanting things to escalate. Their case was to find the stewmaker, and knowing Minho he would probably end up killing him. “Maybe you’re right. Maybe he could change. Maybe he’s not damaged beyond repair. Maybe he could make amends to all those that he’s hurt so terribly.. or maybe not.” Minho walked forward, grabbing the criminals legs up and pushing him into the acid bath. He fell into the bath with a loud splash, and Minho turned away to walk back to the girl. She looked dazed over, but shocked. She felt her eyes tearing up and gasped slightly while trying to sit up. Minho walked over in front of YN with his hands behind his head, timing the exact moment when the rest of the squad would barge in.

The door burst open, Agent Ressler had his gun out and aimed at Minho. “Where’s Kornish?” “We’ve had a little incident. Agent LN needs medical attention.”

dialogue from the blacklist s1, ep 4

sorry this scene from this show I’m watching literally made me think of Lee Know and I’m NOT SURE if this is really accurate from him. But like idk. I’m way further in the show and literally had to skip back rlly far to find this dialogue 😭✊🏼

tags: @sixxze

[sterek-ao3feed]

Bending Spines

Read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/57841651

by Summerroserebirth851

As the Trilogy continues from Folded pages brings the next Book in the Series Bending Spines where The stage was set, and the players were in place. Each move they made brought them closer to the inevitable confrontation. The stakes were higher than ever, and the path to the truth was fraught with peril. As alliances were tested and the lines between friend and foe blurred, the descent into darkness continued.

Words: 2086, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Folded Pages Trilogy

Fandoms: You (TV 2018), How to Get Away with Murder, Dexter (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), The Blacklist (US TV), Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Connor Walsh, Oliver Hampton, Joe Goldberg, Sam Neill (Agent Langford), Jeff Goldblum (Dr. Glasglow), Hartley Sawyer (Ralph) (Cellmate), Donald Ressler (Donny) (Cellmate 2), Aram Mojtabai, Gemma Walsh, Dexter Morgan, Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski

Relationships: Connor Walsh/Ralph Dibny, Joe Goldberg/Jeff Goldblum, Ralph Dibny/Donald Ressler, Aram Mojtabai/Donald Ressler, Joe Goldberg/Dexter Morgan, Connor Walsh/Jeff Goldblum, Connor Walsh/Original Male Character(s), Oliver Hampton/Connor Walsh, Connor Walsh/Joe Goldberg, Jeff Goldblum/Connor Walsh, Donald Ressler/Derek Hale, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Porn With Plot, Kinky, Psychological Trauma, Psychological Torture, Angst and Romance, Smut, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Play, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Parallel Universes, Sexual Tension, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Betrayal, Prison, Prison Sex, Mental Breakdown, What am i doing with this story, i love coliver too much, Solitary Confinement, Escapism, Episode: s06e15, potential s07ep5, idkht tag, Connor Walsh is Not Okay

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57841651

[den-kah]

Milagro de Navidad 🎄

Rating: General Audiences

Fandom: The Blacklist (US TV)

Relationships: Keenler, Elizabeth Keen/Donald Ressler

Characters: Elizabeth Keen, Donald Ressler, Raymond Reddington

Additional Tags: Fandom Secrets Secret Santa 2020, Secret Santa. The Blacklist Secret Santa, Adopted Children, Established Relationship

Language: English

Words:1,097

Summary: Liz and Ressler receive a Christmas miracle and a new member arrives in the family.

AO3

Christmas miracle 🎄🎁

Liz and Ressler had been married for almost two years. About six months ago, they went to an adoption agency, filled out the paperwork and everything, but there was almost always a problem. When the appointment was available, they had work. When they were available, the mother had already found other parents. Therefore the couple remained on hold.

Reddington offered to help them with the papers and the whole process, but Liz didn't want Red to interfere in the process, she and Ressler wanted to do things correctly and legally.

A month ago, Liz and Ressler were in an operation and rescued many people who were victims of kidnapping and human trafficking. There were children working who were passing merchandise through tunnels, there were women who had been abused, and there were some women who were pregnant.

And there was a woman who was in charge of a little 1 year old baby. Unfortunately her friend had died in childbirth and she was taking care of the baby.

Liz was horrified by what she was seeing. They rescued the people and gave them the necessary medical care.

Both Liz and Ressler had grown fond of the baby. And Reddington didn't let it pass.

It was Christmas time. And the team had made a Christmas dinner a few days before, since some agents were going to travel to spend Christmas with their relatives. In this case, Liz and Ressler were planning to spend Christmas with the Ressler family.

A week before, the couple received a notification advising them that they had been approved to adopt, and that for now they would remain on the waiting list.

They were happy for the news and for that same reason they wanted to spend Christmas at Ressler's house to be able to break the news to them.

On the other hand Reddington kept thinking about the little girl they had rescued weeks ago. He saw how adorable she looked in the couple's arms. When he learned that the couple had been approved to adopt, he decided to give them a little help.

Red pulled strings so that the girl was in the system and more than anything, so that the girl reached the couple. Reddington found the girl and began reviewing her documents so that she would be approved and could be turned over to her future parents.

The agency received a notification that a couple had been approved and a girl was also available. The documents matched the interests of the parents.

The little baby had already found parents who would adopt her.

Reddington made sure all the documents were in order and most of all, he made sure everything was legal as the couple wanted.

When Liz and Ressler arrived in Detroit they received a notification telling them that they had found a girl for them. And that they could now take her home with them.

They both got excited and asked about the girl. The lady said that she was in a family home in Detroit and they could stop by that same day or the next day.

Liz was surprised that she was in Detroit, right where they were.

They arrived at Ressler's house, left their things, and with few explanations given to the family, they went looking for the baby.

When they arrived at the family home, they were surprised that it was the girl they had rescued months ago. Liz cried with emotion when she saw that she would be her daughter. She was thrilled to know that now she would have a family and she would no longer suffer.

"She's beautiful, I can't believe it." Ressler said.

"She's a girl, we have a girl," Liz yelled with excitement.

Ressler and Liz hugged, filled out and signed some papers and now it was official. They would be parents to a girl. On the way home, the couple got a call, it was Reddington.

"Merry Christmas Lizzy and Ressler. I found out that they are already parents of a girl."

"Please tell me you didn't do anything illegal. We told you not to interfere in the process."

"Calm Donald. Everything was completely legal. I promise. I saw that they had both grown fond of little Catalina, I checked the system and she was available to adopt her. All I did was make sure she had you as parents. She needs a family and you want one. Now she will have love and she will lack nothing because you will be great parents."

"Thank you Red. We appreciate your help." Liz said

"Thank you Reddington, for helping us with this process. But seriously, please don't interfere again, we want to do it the right way." said Ressler

"And I promise you that it was and it will be. You can review the stationery and the whole process. I promise you that everything was completely legal and correct. I wouldn't risk this opportunity being lost because of me."

"Thank you very much and merry christmas."

When they got home, Ressler's family was happy and also very excited because they had already been able to complete all the documents and finally, they had the opportunity to be parents.

"She is a beautiful girl. I'm already a grandmother." Ressler's mother said.

"And I already have a little niece, oh dear. I am very happy that you are already a father." Ressler's aunt said.

Everyone excited, hugged and held the baby.

"This is a Christmas miracle." Ressler's mother said.

"Yes, this is definitely a miracle," Liz said.

The family had dinner, photographs were taken and they did not stop giving love to Catalina.

"I can not believe it. We are already parents. Don, this is really happening, we are officially parents." Liz said crying with emotion.

"Yes Liz. We have a daughter. A little baby who will need a lot of love. And we have love to spare. She will grow up in good hands. She will be alright."

Liz and Ressler hugged and kissed. They were both happy to have a girl and to be parents.

They took a picture with the girl at the Christmas tree. The family continued to laugh and celebrate the happiness of having one more member in the family.

And from that day on, Christmas was never the same again. This Christmas was a very special Christmas because it was the day Catalina came home. And it was the day that Liz and Ressler officially became parents. And now they had a way to go in the company of her daughter, Catalina.

[cerebrodigital]

Robert K. Ressler, cuando era agente del FBI, entrevistó a Ed Kemper en prisión. Ambos eran encerrados en una habitación que tenía un botón de emergencia para alertar a los guardias cuando la entrevista terminaba.

Al concluir, Ressler presionó el botón varias veces, pero los guardias no aparecieron. Viendo su nerviosismo, Kemper le dijo con calma: "Si me volviera loco, tendrías un gran problema, ¿no? Podría arr*nc@rt3 la cabeza y ponerla en la mesa para saludar al guardia". Los guardias finalmente llegaron 30 minutos después.

Mira la entrevista aquí:

Ed Kemper medía 2.05 metros y pesaba más de 100 kilos.

[capturedpain]

The Blacklist 1x09

"And you thought we had nothing in common."

Agent Ressler is receiving field care from his enemy after being shot protecting him.

[cryptid-intraining]

Let me introduce you to a strange beef I have with one of the creative members of Criminal Minds.

There was a period of time where I was really into forensic psychology, I was intrigued by the concept of it depicted in Criminal Minds so I started reading forensic psychology textbooks and coursework. There was one section in Criminal Profiling: An Introduction To Behavioral Evidence Analysis by Brent E. Turvey (Fourth Edition) that touched on a now retired FBI profiler called Jim Clemente, in a section about the often flawed and biased nature of the court testimony given by so called "expert profilers". In fact the first half of the textbook is basically just dedicated to explaining how untrustworthy and frequently inaccurate profiling is. Turvey preceded to absolutely rip apart the way Clemente presented his credentials and proof of expertise in the most coldly brutal yet academic manner. For context there were ten whole pages specifically just discussing SSA Clemente's expert witness testimony.

And obviously what I'm getting at is the fact that Clemente was the advising expert on Criminal Minds. He was naturally retired by this point, since I don't think agents are allowed to advise on TV shows when they're still active, but he had worked on numerous high profile (hah) cases before he left the FBI.

Now, onto why I really don't like this dude.

Just looking at the show, it's not clear how much of an influence he had on it, at least not without knowing a little bit about our man Jimmy. Once you do, it becomes clear that he straight up copy and pasted elements of his own life onto the show in some bizarre cool person narrative ego trip.

Have you ever noticed how many times the members of the BAU bring up the case of the DC snipers? It's more than once if you weren't counting. How they often mention how accurate the profile was and generally just use it as a touchstone of "good" profiling?

You'll never guess who created that profile in real life.

They never go so far in the show as to actually name drop Clemente but the constant reference of it is as good as.

We all know and love the team leader of the BAU, right? Good old Aaron Hotchner. His backstory is pretty interesting as well, wouldn't you agree? Prosecutor to BAU profiler, that's neat.

You know who else started as a prosecutor before being recruited as a profiler for the BAU? If you said Robert Ressler you would be wrong but if you said Jim Clemente you would be bang on the money.

There are more, much smaller bits and pieces I've noticed on rewatches. Phrases and metaphors that I've heard Clemente use on video before that he's clearly adding to the scripts (he's done several breakdown style videos on YouTube), it's just a little bit here and there and it irks me to no end.

There isn't anything sinister here. Nothing actually problematic. I just know too much about retired SSA Jim Clemente and I need other people to know about this too because I'm rewatching Criminal Mind and I just can't stop seeing his influences in the shows and it's so annoying.