#agent a mrs blackfeather

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@ruby-static "dad tears and memes!" edition!

Where Shawn is just having a dad moment

Anna: yo are you crying?

Shawn: clover and Jesse are gonna be in school soon...!

Anna: you are SUCH a dad!

Shawn: shut up!

Anna caught Shawn having a bit of a teary moment and was probably worried for a second until he said that XD

Shawn: the headmaster let me choose the teacher they'll be with so I'm sure they'll be ok

Anna: wait the headmaster let's you do that?

Shawn: yeah

Shawn: my dad did the same thing, though he did have to do more convincing,he then let shade an I choose the teacher.

Shawn then mentions that he managed to get approval to choose the class teach Jesse n clover will have much to Anna's suprise, turns out Dan did the same thing, the reason why Shawn and Shade endd up in the same class was because they both immediately ran to the nearest penguin who gave good vibes and hugged. Imagine lily's suprise from being suprise hugged XD

And the finale! A m e m e

Clau: it's pride month Shawn, you know what that means~

Shawn: huh? What?

Shawn: do you want us to like- do gay missions? What??

Clay just managed to confuse the hell out of Shawn! Good job clay!

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@ruby-static "dan PTA moment" edition!

Where man, dan really does have a bone to pick with some parents eh?

Dan: heard a parent call a kid an "indigo child"

Dan: like... oh, good!

Dan: another way for people to dismiss serious neurological issues in children!

Lily: you. You get it.

I still love to imagine there being a whole pta system and dan will occasionally just sit at them when he needs to. He immediately calls out certain parents there. Lily is just probably like "oh thank god i dont have to be the only one arguing with them now" XD

Quil and bonnie, walking one way to help join in on finding the puffles during operation puffle: oh, hey there guys

Anna and shawn, walking the other way to find and punch a polar bear in the face: Sup. You're doing amazing fellas.

I like to imagine that during op blackout there was more public help, that it wasnt just agents doing all the work. Of course the agents still looked for herbert, but they didnt have to also look for the puffles all the time too.

Aka, i can just imagine quil and bonnie immediately jumping on board to help out anna wherever they can aaaaa

Clay also joined in on the hunt for herbert, but he and shawn got trapped in a closet by him-

Shawn: huh....didnt know heaven was a broom closet.

Clay: the bitch really threw us in the smallest one.

Clay: heheh, hey wanna make herbert SUPER regret doing that?

Shawn: oh god, sure thing dude but please tell me the plan cause your expression is scaring me right now.

Shawn and clay just proceed to scream out memes in as loud as possible while stuck in there, just to make herbert go "wtf?"

And the finale!

Clay: can i get a hooooyeah?

Clay + shawn, loudly: hooOOYEAH!

Anna: did- did you lock them both in a closet???

Herbert: yes and im starting to regret it.

Herbert isnt the only one whos super confused. Anna just immediately got the meme and at the same time is also like herbert in terms of "what the fuck?"

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@ruby-static "fuzzy i am" edition!

Where my god heart why did you bring a baby to school-

Lily: heart, you're a sweeheart and i know you mean well...

Lily: but this is a newborn! He kinda NEEDS to be warm constantly

Heart: oh im super fuzzy. Constantly warm i am!

Lily: indeed you are. Im still calling shawn though

Lily really thought shes seen everything until heart comes in with his tiny brother. A mix of "oh my god so small!" And "fucking pANIC" is all that probably sets in!

Shawn: sorry i really didnt know. Heart has been very protective of him.

Lily: dont sweat it, you look exhausted! Is clay ok?

Lily: ...shawn?

Shawn: ..im...he's...gone.

Lily: oh-

Lily: oh shit, im so sorry i shouldn't have-

Shawn: no its ok! You didnt know.

Also lily finding out clay isnt...well, alive anymore probably makes her go "yeah no, you aint going home for an hour or two we're getting warm drinks" *cries*

Suddenly!

The look of the unamused lil shade definitely has mastered it!

And the finale!

Shawn: look at how small this puffle is! Its so cute and tiny!!!

Clay: oh god oh fuck im in love-

Clay simping strikes again!

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@ruby-static "shawn but he's out of context" edition!

Aka. Early shawn and his last few weeks/days at school be like

Shawn: i just remembered i have a cliff to jump off of!

Lily: be a teacher they said..

Shawn during ANY awkward/stressful moment be like!

Lily probably heard a lot of things shawn has said out of stress, probably raised her blood pressure by accident too.

Shawn, walking to maths: this class is gonna be my 13th reason.

Anna: a-are they ok...?

Quil: honestly i dunno-

Anna and quil walking out of maths while shawn is just walking in cause he has extra lessons with maths, they're both confused by him.

Shawn 🤝 a lot of people

Hating maths.

Shawn: hey real quick could you snap my neck SCP 173 style before our grades are posted.

Shade: No.

Shawn: thank you.

Anna once again overhearing the twins conversation while waiting for their final grades. Shawn was stressing big time about them and shade was just chill.

Shawn: how am i supposed to "live laugh love" while being rushed about coming out guys?

Quil: ya know what? I like them!

Anna: of course you do quil.

And the moment shawn went out of his way to ask for company when his bro got sick. This time he's just sitting in his own locker waiting for the crowd to die down while the gang are waiting for him *cries*

Shawn: fuck im cold! Anna please give me my hoodie back.

Anna: you over-preen too?

That moment when your hoodie accidentally ends up in the wash during a sleepover. But definitely one way to realise you both stress preen.

And the finale!

"Despite everything, against all odds, its still you"

Shawn: this is a weird ass dream. Right?

Also shawn: im as confused as you are buddy! My god i used to look so Tired..

Messing with space and time is a canon thing in the club penguin universe so once again i have shawn meet his past self. Theres absolutely confusion all round but its more of a wholesome "yeah this might be a dream but let me give you some hopeful advice" way

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@ruby-static "bear fence hopping" edition!

Where sunny really will do anything for his random bear friend.

Lily: riki... what you described was a trauma responce. That Is trauma.

Lily: ive never met this bird...but what did he do?

Lily is writing down her therapy number as she speaks. Her question was also rhetorical, she doesnt want him to awnser so quickly. She'd probably shush him if he did.

Suddenly!

Anna: polar bears?

Anna: oh shit ive been teleported to the Arctic!

Anna: i wonder if santas a bear here?

"What the fuck is THAT?"

Anna accidentally got teleported all the way to the arctic. When testing garies long range spyphone teleporter. Meanwhile this poor lady is wondering what this strange bird is XD

"So..."

"How did the goloe one get here? Did we get a transfer overnight?"

Sunny literally climbing into an enclosure to hang out with his bear friend. She's a bit confused as to why hed actually hop into the enclosure with her but she's chill with it.

Sunny: ill hop in using this tree!

"Sunny you are insane."

Yeah this is actually how he got in. He climbed a tree to jump the wall. Not knowing thats whoops! He cant get out now!

And the finale!

Sunny: OW???

Also sunny 1 minute later: *passed the fuck out"

This is what happens when you do stuff and people find you sunny

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@ruby-static "the shortest hair" edition!

Where man lil shade is about to go off-

Anna: huh, you really do have the shortest hair out of your family

Lilshade: your hair is about to be shorter than mine the next time you wake up

Anna: yeah- i kinda deserve that

Lil shade really did say he'd commit hair removal with a shaver on anna god damn-

Lily: I'll get my revenge on you

Viya: try me

When the teachers have a rivalry, no one is safe

Anna: why are you in a hole?

"Its a burrow"

Sometimes, penguins dont live in igloos. This little penguin definitely doesnt!

"Why do humans get to have P.E as optional but for us its mandatory?"

Viya: you ever see a leopard seal eat a human?

Viya gets many a question in her classes. Some weirder than others but sometimes they're tame

And the finale!

"Hey look at this! Im gonna sit in it!"

"Haha! See it aint that ba-"

"Oh."

And this is why you dont walk into mysterious boxes in the middle of nowhere!

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@ruby-static "oops all riki part infinity" edition!

Where its all rikis!

Lily: treat others the way you'd want to be treated!

Riki: killed without hesitation?

Lily: No.

Lily is probably feeling really exasperated by riki sometimes but that probably doesnt stop her from helping him out aaaa!

Riki via text: rat boy winter

Anna via text: i wish i could understand you

Anna giving riki her phone contacts so he can talk to her when he's feeling overwhelmed? Absolutely! But also riki sending silly texts at 4 am to anna and making her super confused? Also Absolutely XD

Lil shade: !!

Riki and anna: what the fuck is he looking at--

Lil shade as a toddler shortly after omisha saved him and accidentally gave him the power to see visions and also ghosts. Shade here just saw one and poor anna n riki are just very concerned cause they dont see em

Quil, climbing through the window: You. Should get out of the house more often young man

Also quil: are you really gonna continue eating?

Riki just watching quil from his seat and also watching as he falls on his face from climbing through the window. He has one thought right now and its "shawns friends are real weird"

Suddenly operation nightmares! Riki is trying to stay calm but he isnt used to dreamscape bones actually being able to physically harm him

Riki: WHEN THE MOON HITS UR EYE

Riki: IM SO FUCKED-

Riki: I WILL DIE

DS!bones: riikiii~

Riki: SHIT!!

Straight up not having a good time

And the finale!

Riki and arin, post operation nightmares

Two unlikely friends who are able to smile and chuckle as they survived somthing that tbh was very VERY overwhelming for the both of em

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@ruby-static "the fitness grAM PACER TEST" edition!

Where oof...the curse of sports class

But first!

Viya: How do you passive-aggressively say "fuck you" in flower?

Lily: Viya im a teacher and a therapist not a botanist-

I finally have a name for her! I can imagine viya would definitely hang out with lily and vibe!

Viya: alright kiddos! Ever heard of the fitness gram pacer test?

Anna: noo...

Shawn + shade: please dont-

Viya: i hate it too..but it is mandatory, sorry!

Anna: noooOO!

Viya before she got propellered! She teaches Sports and such at the club penguin school which means she probably taught anna at one point! She definitely taught shade and shawn as well

Aouli: can you stop evolving into new birds for 5 minutes?

Galapagos finches: n o :)

I love these little fellas, they just constantly morph themselves into new forms and we can just watch em do so in real time XD

And the finale!

Shawn: why are you so petty

Clay: i think you said pretty wrong!

Shawn: you're so pretty

Disgruntled friend and ego boy to lovers arc! The difference being shawn remains slightly disgruntled but clay becomes a himbo XD

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@ruby-static "denial makes you immortal and clay evolution!" Edition!

Where poor takumi had his first existential crisis

Takumi: How do you guys cope with mortality!?

Anna: i dont think about it

Clay: general flirtation

Bonnie: thanks to denial, i am immortal!

Quil is offscreen but he is slowly making his way towards them at light speed XD but honestly anna AND Bonnie's responses here are moods (and also haha futurama reference)

Shawn: im not deaf!

Shawn: my brain just...it lags...so much

Anna: oh dear haha..

Anna sympathising with shawns dilemma of slow thoughts. He tries his best!

Lily: do you think quarantine changed you?

Shawn, lying through his teeth: no

Lily checking in on shawn to see how he's doing. Is pleasantly suprised by his changes!

Clay: i am Very gay

Clay: i love my boyfriend a lot!

Clay being an absolute sweetheart!

And the finale!

I am genuinely proud of the fella that clay has become.

He went from being your generic asshole to a big himbo who loves the colour pink, is very gay, escaped his fathers toxicity and loves his boyfriend to death

Good job clay

You are a shining star!

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@ruby-static "sketchbook" edition!

Where i had to.

Riki has had this sketchbook since he was a kid and only recently finished the entire pages- he shows it off to lily n anna and

Riki: yeah, ive had enough of this dude. It was one thing having it appear in my dreams but now...bleh.

Anna: do you have other drawings?

Riki: oh yeah i should! Probably more innocent ones, ive had this thing for so long i dont remember whats in i-

Riki:...

Anna: riki?

Riki, dropping the book: n-nevermind..

He forgot about all the other drawings that he made as a kid and had accidentally gone to a page that just made him not want to continue the conversation. He lets lily keep hold of it however.

Lily: alright riki, lets see whats got you shaken...

Lily: its...nice that he kept good care of it to be honest.

Riki: !!!?

The first drawing of dreamscape bones. And the first time that riki acknowledged that it existed. Even if it was subconsciously since before this he didnt remember what his nightmares were about.

Lily: wait- was that the first drawing of it??

The last page is a more recent drawing of dreamscape bones.

"Will the pain ever stop?" A youtube video by arin and riki

I love the meme involving this video thumbnail and had to draw it out myself

And the finale! ONTO THE WHOLESOME/FUNNY

Riki, with a fucking giraffe head: im not bothering anyone

Also riki: *bonks the person infront of him*

There REALLY is just two sides to riki i love him

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@ruby-static "ya boi" edition!

Where oreo ends up with the best nickname

Lily: hey oreo! If you dont mind me asking, would you prefer me to call you mr or miss or somthing else entirely?

Oreo, used to never getting asked: uh- ya boi!

Oreo ends up getting called ya boi oreo and they absolutely vibe and love that!

Shawn: i start to transition

Shawn: i start passing as a boy!

Shawn: now everyone thinks im 12

Anna: oof that's rough buddy

Shawn just sharing the struggles with his friends!

Rudy: why was i built to feel nothing but pain-

Rudy having a moment and tbh- mood as fuck my man

And the finale!

Riki: oh youre a villain, dylan..youre just...not a super one

Dylan: ....whats the difference you little rodent?

Riki: well, megamind would have said presentation but for me right now...? Im thinking of a little shadow based mind control...!

Riki goes off on dylan, ends up messing with the albatross with his shadow jitsu powers

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@ruby-static "revelations" edition!

Where Oop!

But first

Riki + arin: *having a not so pleasant time involving shared childhood trauma involving one stupid as fuck bird*

Mrs blackfeather to the rescue-!

God give these two a hug they need it-

Gorn: who needs an immune system when you can have a glass full of molten sand?

Gorn: *drinks molten sand*

Dragons are just like that anna no need to worry XD

And the finale-!

Shira: holy shit im a guy.

Riki: thats cool dude.

Blizzy: oh great, mom and i are outnumbered.

Riki: *WHEEZE*

Shira:....god i gotta get myself a good name help-

The amazing nature of having ocs you project onto is realising a good majority of them also mimic milestones in your life.

Either way congrats shir!

Bonus:

Shade: i fucking knew it.

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@ruby-static "oh- hes normal" edition!

Where its a parents evening thing.

But first!

Quil: say hi to everyone!

Shade: peep!

Quil: pfft, close enough lil guy

That feel when youre trying to teach the small pal how to talk but he's just too happy to be invested XD

Dot: so how is shawn doing?

Lily: oh he's doing great! A real star!

Dot: he's not been up to anything strange?

Lily: hah! No he's been--

Shawn, t-posing:

Lily:

Shawn really chose a bad time to come out into the hallway XD hes also borrowing his bros hoodie. Talk about foreshadowing aaagh!

And the finale!

Shawn: shade dear, can you get a file out of the cabinet for me?

Shade: sure dad! What does it look li-

*literally a cabinet full of files*

Shade: Dad! Youre not as funny as you think you are!

Shawn: HA HA HA-

Some things never change! And for shawn thats being a troll

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@ruby-static "oops all riki!" Edition!

Once again its riki!

Riki: imma fight these thoughts!

Later...

Riki: damn....

Riki: brain got hands

Lily: pfft-

Riki before and after a therapy session be like "ok so i wasnt handling that as well as i thought"

Anna: riki no-

Anna @ riki: boy i hardly know when you're joking or not jesus christ-

Sometimes he is! But he's still feeling the sadness.

And the finale!

Riki: you can confront your inner demons..

Riki: on your way to the fridge at 3 am

Riki: and then just go back to bed..

Riki: when someone's knocking on your door.

Riki: basically this game is a relateable experience.

Lily: oh i see. Does it help?

Riki: the characters all need hugs

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@ruby-static "aaaaAAAAA" edition!

Where OOPS- sadness but with a lil wholesome at the end-!

Riki: its kind of strange, knowing that almost every one in the family is dealing with their own stuff but are also dealing with one singular event still.

Riki: like..i never got to properly know my oldest brother but i remember that he was loved and we all loved him

Lily: are you talking about shade?

Riki: yep

Riki: i was young so i didn't actually know what was going on. But i definitely felt the strange void that was left.

Riki: im sure shawn has already told you everything about it. But seeing his sudden change after the fact did hurt.

Riki recounting the day after shades passing. Which, while very blurry to him because he was still smol, remembers just enough.

Dan: should we wake them...?

Dot: no.. lets leave them be.

Riki was too precious oh my god- he didn't sleep in his own bed for a while because he was worried. He didn't understand but he wanted to comfort shawn *cries*

And the finale!

Riki: but..he's sorta back now. And thats awesome.

AaaaaAAAAAAA

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@ruby-static "look at all those penguins" edition!

In which oop-

Anna: is it tourist season?

Anna: look at all those penguins!

Shira: ooooh royal penguins!

Anna: oh from the warmer islands. So basically tourists

Tmw you know its tourist season when more warmer climate penguins are appearing on the little Antarctic island that you call home. Also quil is a mood he looks like hes going "i sleep"

Anna: oh my god that is adorable-

Anna supervising three chaos siblings while they swim and they're just messing around with their heads just above the water like crocodiles. Akfhwudbakdhaufh

Meanwhile, today...

Shira: *eeeeeing*

Orion was the one who told them about the announcement. Also shira is basically my reaction to when i saw that announcement trailer for JWE2 cause "AAAAAA DINOSAURS! :D"

And the finale!

Lily and Orion meet. What are these girls talking about? Nobody knows!