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[DAY6′s Love me or Leave me: 3-star (Hard Mode)]

Watch Peace as she unleashes her super saiyan mode and smashes every single beat perfectly.

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First R99 Card!!

YAYYYY!! Our precious cherry Mark is now Max Level!! And the first to reach in all 4 games! Thank you strongest and most cooperative cherry!! We love youuu!

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Get on my level @ Patience LOL

Just kidding, stay humble everyone but don’t ever put yourself down for things you can do.

Hence, I’m leaving this here HAHA

- Peace

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Patience is upgrading Perfects to Super Perfects!! Aren’t you proud of me now, Peace???

I have never been skilful enough to get less than 50 perfects in hard mode. So wow what a character development. I’m not useless anymore yay!!! 

Skills +10 

Pride +100 (jk stay humble friends)

- Patience 

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Monthly Ranking May 2020

Risin’ Cherries 

For the cherries who level up a lot and are extremely cooperative in recent days.

7 - 10: Cherries who levelled up well, about 50% success rate each time. 

6: If everyone was like J.Y. Park, the whole game would cease to make money. Thank you for that 100% success rate. 

5: Baekhyun, my boy. With 4 C cards, no more no less, he is a full fledged limited edition A card.

4: WONWOO YAAAAA. A to R for 70k only within a week considering how Pledis’ currency is as inflated as real life 200% hyper inflation. 

3: Baekhyun again. You are really a rising star everywhere. Everytime Patience goes in to feed you a C card, you level up. Really our model student. 

2: Ryu Jin is just like Baekhyun. Except in Limited Edition form. 

1: Sehun... Honestly, we don’t know if you’re the top of our Risin’ Cherries list or the thorn in our side. Your LE cards just kept appearing non-stop be it in B or A till we got an R. At least, you’re better than Rotten Cherries #1. 

Rotten Cherries :x

For the bad bad bad cherries. No words needed. 

8 - 10: Cherries, you WERE so cooperative. What happened? 

7: If anyone could name a more iconic duo than Peace & Patience, it’s Yunho and Changmin. These brothers are all for one and one for all; level up? Together. Stagnate? Forever. Hello, the test of brotherhood is not now. We want to make you our SM fighter #5. 

6: K.Will, we used 15 C cards on you to become a full S card. We’re poor in Starship. Don’t do this to us. 

5: S.coupy s.coup s.coups. You’re only the feeder card but you’re giving us a headache. Patience is running out of patience trying to get that last star. The levelling up doesn’t stop here. You have 1 more level to back up the Back It Up S.coups. 

4: VERNON. Where do we begin. According to our statement of financial position, we have used approximately 30k getting you from an S 1 star to an S 5 star. If not for the Back It Up Wonwoo R, you’re really not worth it. 

2 & 3: Kai, we do not have any affinity. Do you hate us that much? Was it because we laughed at your paraglide? Kai #3, you are a meagre S card and yet you managed to ruin our fool-proof Jekyll plan. And you used double the amount of Baekhyun’s feeder cards. Kai #2, you’re nothing better. It’s been half a year. You only levelled up 4 stars (we fed you like 20). Get your acts together, Kais. 

1: How do we describe this champion? The fact that you’re still grey explains everything. You ruined the Jekyll team bonus, the EXO-Obsession bonus and the limited edition missions. We haven’t seen your elusive butt since Xiumin and D.O. went to the military. Not even a C card? 

Dear Rotten Cherries, we hope to see you graduate from this chart next month. 제발...

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Our Favourite 50 Cherries!

Get to know Peace and Patience’s favourite cherries! (There might not be 50 actually)

Peace’s Favourite Cherries

T.O.P - BIGBANG

Kang Sung Hoon - Sechskies (sorry we old)

Ju-Ne - iKON

Mino - WINNER

Rosé - BLACKPINK

Byoung Gon (#1) - YG Silver Boys (yes we delusional like this)

Midam (#2) - YG Silver Boys

Junkyu (#1) - Treasure

Hyunsuk (#2) - Treasure

Yonghwa - CNBLUE

Cha Hun - N.Flying

Mark - Got7

Wonpil - DAY6

Han (#1) - Stray Kids

Seungmin (#2) - Stray Kids

Ryujin - ITZY

Dong Hae - Super Junior

Jong Hyun (#1) - SHINee (I am sad)

Taemin (#2) - SHINee

Baekhyun - EXO

Wonwoo - Seventeen

Soyou - SISTAR

Shownu - Monsta X

Wow (Sehyoon) - A.C.E

Patience’s Favourite Cherries

Daesung - BIGBANG

Eun Jiwon - Sechskies

Bobby (#1) - iKON

DK (#2) - iKON

MINO - WINNER

Jennie - BLACKPINK

Hyunsuk (#1) - YG Silver Boys (TT My BBs)

Byounggon (#2) - YG Silver Boys (TT My BBs)

Mark (#1) - GOT7

Jackson (#2) - GOT7

Yugyeom (#3) - GOT7

Young K - Day6 (BRIAN!!!)

Mina - Twice

Han - Stray Kids

Ryujin - ITZY

Kyuhyun - Super Junior (CHO-CLOWN!!!)

JR - NU'EST

DK - Seventeen

Lee Hyori - Fin.K.L

Dong Hun - A.C.E

Seoyeon - Fromis_9

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Monthly Ranking July 2020

Risin’ Cherries

10 - Turn Back Time Yang Yang: Wow if I could turn back time and get you when the event was ongoing... Still its okay! You shot from a null to an S straightaway and I’m so thankful I don’t need to see a burdensome Blue/Red card like that Jopping Kai...

9 - Alligator Minhyuk: Lil Cherry went up so cooperatively after a long time! Yipee, keep it up. Don’t be like a bitch of a Kihyun.

8 - Overdose Xiumin: Our child went to an R6 immediately after making him an R card. We’re so touched! If only your brothers were like you... This is why we always play favouritism.

7 - Only You Yoo Seung Woo: Debut of a new rising cherry group! Got all these for free and what’s better in life than free things right?

6 - Our Dawns Seventeen minus Hoshi: Yup, we got them all from the Limited Edition packs that Pledis released for a period of time. ALL 12 OF THEM. Lovely, cooperative algorithm and cherries. Love Seventeen. Not Hoshi though.

5 - Overdose Baekhyun: Second time on the Risin’ Cherries list huh, Baekhyun? He’s still climbing up the ranks at such an accelerated speed, we’re so shooked to see him whizz by the hellish R30-40 range. Taking the stairway to heaven indeed. I mean escalator.

4 - Love Me Youngk: Nothing stops Youngk from dominating Day6 as the sole spearhead of the team. This guy straight up surpassed his old I LOVED YOU card already. No words, only pure admiration.

3 - Love Me Wonpil: Remember that head start that Jae and Sungjin needed while Wonpil was stuck at an A during the event? Well, the head start was pretty useless since Wonpil overtook them in a whim. What can we say? Our cherry boy Wonpil is bopping to the top and knocking the competition out (like how Peace knocked Patience into the river in KartRider. Sorry.)

2 - Arrival Bam Bam: Welcome to the Risin’ Cherries, Bam Bam. Good to see you here after all we’ve had from you was hair pulling and stress that you weren’t growing up well like your other 5 brothers. (JB is out of the picture.) At least we can rest in peace now that you’ve levelled up 3 times in a week.

1 - Candy Baekhyun: Our prize cherry! You’re like those clickbait titles: “R33 in one and a half month. SUPERSTAR SMTOWN moderators hate him!”

You seem to grow up like a GMO cherry tree of HYV (high yielding variety) fertilized with 10 bottles of QuikGrowth chemical. Even we’re a bit creeped out by how fast you upgrade. But thanks SM algorithm...? We still love you though, thank you for being our champion cherry of July!

Rotten Cherries

You bitches lol this section digs up all the old wounds in our SS bank accounts

10 - Jopping Kai: It’s been close to half a year since you’ve debuted yet only your B card appeared. Where’s the A? I don’t know, but knowing you from your other card denominations, I’ll just have to wait a 100 years.

9 - LONELY BoRa: We weren’t sure if we should put you or Dasom here since Dasom kept appearing relentlessly but your elusive face did not even show a peep. But I guess it’s you, since Dasom is a freaking R already.

8 - Jumper Won Jin: PAKSU. Yes I will clap for you. Clap for your dying will to stay at the strange number of 2 stars on S level.

7 - Miroh Seungmin: Nothing wrong with you, except that your S card predecessor wasted a whole lot of C feeder cards and then your doppelganger came in a pack 10 minutes after we combined you into an R. Thanks a bunch.

6 - Overdose Kai:  Will you, for ONCE, stop being in the Rotten Cherries list? Just level up and get the out of this list... I crown you the royal pain in the ass of SM.

5 - 1 of 1 Key: You’re part of the #1 SM Fighter team, you’re not supposed to be here! How is Taemin levelling up better than you when he’s at level 70!?!?!?! And you’re not even half of that!! Get down from your high horse. You can get up there again when you reach level 90 like Jonghyun.

4 - Because of you Nana: Must I write you a PCY acrostic poem to get you to level up? You’ve been at R5 despite using the *most special and glorious 50% power up cards* on you TWICE. What do you want me to do? Tell me.

3 - It’s Okay Raina: You’re the first R card of the team, but while the rest have moved on with life to an R3, you are still at R1. Do you not feel the pressure to move up? Y’know, catch up with people? FOMO? No? Ok.

2 - The Chance TVXQ! Bros: HI GOOD EVENING TO YOU. We gave you many chances to redeem yourself, but you ultimately decided to STAGNATE FOREVER, not budge past R5 and get ousted by Baekhyun from our Fighting Cherries. Kudos for achieving such a feat. Hope you’re happy with yourself. (We’re not!!)

1 - Our Dawn Hoshi: Every month, this position is reserved for those who’s here solely for the reason they refuse to turn up. This month, it’s you. I’m not sure how you haven’t turned up when all your brothers did after buying close to 15 packs of Limited Edition Seventeen Packs :-) When will we see you? Give us a call yeah? OR MAYBE you can just turn up to surprise us. Champion my ass.