#aeris-totle

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HELLO IM ALIVE (tiny lil edit)

Long story short, my parents checked my phone a while ago (they didn’t find anything cause I’m super sneaky) but since then I’ve been super paranoid and I’ve been logged off of social media so I don’t accidentally forget to log out of my alternate accounts.

I’ve been fine and alive and well (albeit a little lonely), and I’ll continue to be fine and alive and well. If something serious does happen, then I’ll definitely make a post about it

Gonna leave after posting this but I love and miss everyone that sees this!

Until next time,

Ender/Aeris/Cato/I still can’t pick a name 💜🖤

EDIT: I guess half of the problem is me lacking motivation and thinking all my friends are gonna hate me for being gone for so long :,)

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I made a very shitty and very short fanfic with me being an absolute feral crackhead training to be a hug wizard. Aeris is my name and it's pronounced like Aristotle but without the -totle part. I had about 12 mini heart attacks before submitting this so you better enjoy this. Or not, I don't care.

(Hopefully the formatting is okay but I've never submitted an actual story to anyone so idk. Onto the fanfic!)

“If you want to be a hug wizard, you have to learn how to hug!” Noah puts down a training dummy. “Now watch how I do it.”

Noah stands several feet away and adjusts his hat, casting a shadow over his eyes. “You want a hug then I’ll give you a hug.” A grin appears on his face. “So sayeth the hug wizard!”

He charges towards the dummy and leaps into the air before he collides into it. When he lands, a large cloud of dust flies up. 

I cough out the dust that flies into my lungs and swat it all away. When it clears, I see Noah gently embracing the dummy and giving it head pats.

“You’re amazing and magnificent! May you have a magical everything, friendo!” He releases the dummy and turns to me. “Now it’s your turn!”

I go to the same spot where Noah started and adjust my hat. “You’re gonna get a hug and you’re gonna like it!” I stamp my foot on the last word and grin a fang-filled smile. “So sayeth the ender wizard! Wait, I mean hug ender...wizard...person,” I trail off and begin to think.

“So sayeth the me!” I shout suddenly and sprint towards the dummy. I jump into the air just like Noah did and land, trapping the dummy into a headlock.

“Are you enjoying this neck hug, friendo?!” I grin viciously. I wrap my legs around the dummy and begin to chew on its head.

“What about me chewing off your head?! Is this magical and amazing?!”

Noah prys me off the dummy and sets me down on the ground. We stare at each other for a long time.

“What the fuck was that, Aeris?” 

I shrug. “Primal instincts?”

“If you want to be a hug wizard, you have to be gentle.” Noah sits down in front of me. 

“But I wanna be feral!”

“Isn’t there a way for you to be ‘feral’ and gentle? Like a service dog? Or a service wolf?”

“Eh, I could try, I guess? I don’t know how though.” A passing butterfly catches my eye and I trap it under my hand with a triumphant growl.

“Maybe you could start by not hunting down everything that moves.” Noah lifts my hand and taps the injured butterfly with his umbrella cane, healing it so it can go on to live the rest of its pitifully short life. “If you wanna be feral so bad, maybe you could pretend that your arms are like teeth and every hug is like you biting someone but more gentle.”

“I guess that could work. Can I try again please?”

“Of course my friend!” Noah sets up the dummy again and steps out of the way. 

I take a deep breath and ball my fists. “You want a hug? You got it! So sayeth the ender hug wizard!”

I sprint at my target and leap high up into the air. I stay in the air for a second then land to give the dummy the biggest hug I can.

"Here you go, friendo! You're absolutely amazing and I hope you have an extraordinary, magical everything!"

Noah cheers and claps his hands. “Very good, friendo!”

My eyes light up and I smile widely. “Really? Am I ready to be a hug wizard now?”

“Nope!” 

All happiness disappears from my face and is replaced with confused fury.

“Being a hug wizard takes practice! Now do it a few more times!”

“Ugh, fine!”

@just-an-ender-pan THIS WAS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bitches really turn in one assignment out of 20 and think they’re a straight A student.

It’s me, I’m bitches

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Here’s a few pictures from my dog’s birthday party cause why not (yes, it’s paw patrol themed)

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Shoutout to @thehugwizard for making me vibrate by singing

Yes I made that sound as out of context and cursed as possible. Basically Noah was playing music on his stream and he started playing Revenge and my brain was like “aw this yeah this is the good shit” so I started swaying back and forth with my badass stimmy self.

Then Noah started SINGING and my brain was like “oh this the good good shit!” cause his voice is awesome and I started shaking like a chihuahua on steroids. So yeah basically Noah singing makes me excited and happy enough to vibrate. Fun times!

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Cheeto macaroni and cheese has disappointed me 😔

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K so like I’m always getting tagged in stuff where it’s like “oh tag your friends and mutuals and people that you love” and whatever and I always start tagging my mutuals but then I start panicking like “oh shit what if I forget someone who am I forgetting????” So then I just don’t reblog it but just know that

I love each and every one of my followers!!!!!!!

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Hopefully my parents have forgotten about checking my phone (like they forget everything else) so I’m gonna be more active and gay once again

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MINECRAFT UPDATE WHOOOOOOOOOOP

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Did I need another stuffed animal? No, I have at least 30 of them. Did I get it anyway? Yes because I have no self control

Meet Milou or something idk I suck at names (And meet my dog who thinks it’s a toy for him)

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Just realized that my blog anniversary is in like 5 days

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Wondering what my friends were doing without me then I realized they’re probably waiting for discord to fix itself too 😔

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Breaking News: Aeris can’t fucking pronounce the word “health”.

I’ve literally never had to say it before and I always end up choking on my tongue or doing that little raspberry thing

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So uh fun times am I right!

(If you want to avoid the drama scroll down until you see the Shiba Inu pupper with the asexual flag)

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I’m close to having 100 followers but I don’t know if I should do something special for it or not. My 1-year blog anniversary is coming up too in August but I’ll probably get 100 followers before then. Let me know if y’all want me to do something special for either of those milestones. If not then it’s cool. I’m not really one for big celebrations anyway.

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How I look seeing all my picrews for Zeena but none for my other ocs