#aeonid

[megsdoodletag]

yes ok I have been asked about the updated codex let’s talk updated codex

So. Post Plague-Wars. Ultramar system. Guilliman and Yvraine have a strong alliance, and in completely and totally unrelated news have a daughter named Juno Vaeyncaria Guilliman.

MEANWHILE…

on the other side of the Imperium, the Emperor is given a Text-To-Speech Device. Now the original ITEHATTSD obviously happens prior to Plague Wars so while the basic framework is there (kitten exists, magnus is back, dorn and his Boy are there, etc.) it’s obviously a lil different. Through a series of convoluted events we don’t need to discuss at this point, Magnus accidentally pokes the timeline in a weird way and pops the dead primarchs back into existence. They remember everything just fine! They are just. no longer dead. and now in 42k.

This brings us to what I’m affectionately calling ‘2012 Avengers Tower Imperial Palace.’ All the known primarchs are active, though some are still running around 'lost-ish' in the warp. Most of the previously dead primarchs are ‘recovering’ in their former residencies alongside the TTS crew, seeing to what’s left of their legion and figuring out what the hell is going on with. whatever is happening in M42.

Horus in particular is in a weird spot. first, of all the returnees, he’s alone. Ferrus makes up with fulgrim pretty immediately, sang is permanently covered in various marines of his geneline, konrad’s having a Great Time Actually (we’ll get to that later). but nobody seems to like horus much, a position he’s never been in, and this includes his legion which is entirely under abaddon’s control and not going anywhere in the near future. so he does what any guy going through a midlife crisis does and gets himself a hobby.

See, two supposedly dead primarchs remain unaccounted for after Magnus’ spell, namely the two original Lost Primarchs. by logic this means they must still be alive, somewhere. everyone else is unbothered by this, as Malcador’s memory spell disallows any concentrated thought of the two, and even though the primarchs are aware they had more brothers, to their knowledge dad went out to meet with them and something Went Wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️ and then he came back and retired shortly thereafter. weird! oh well.

but horus was not just killed, he was Unmade. when he was reconstituted it was as though he was new, without the stain of chaos.

and free of malcador’s influence.

while ostensibly crashing on dad’s couch, Horus throws himself into finding out what he believes is the key to all of this, the thing that poisoned the imperium before even the Heresy, the original Deviation from the Plan: whatever actually happened to the two lost primarchs?

Ok it’s later now. Konrad Curze always believed in fate. He followed it dutifully into its darkest depths, to his own grisly death.

And then he came back! He never saw anything about that! He figures that, having lived out his fate to its completion, he’s now free of it entirely. Oh he still has visions, but he’s much more lax in interpreting them, and thinks himself above their dictates besides. So. He still likes flensing people and thinks fear makes a fine method of control and hes still got…issues…but he’s not quite as stuck and he's having a wonderful time about it. and he’s also hanging around the palace bc he’s also got very little contact with his legion, which is either scattered or under Sevatar and/or whichever NL prophet we're on now.

So he gets roped into fucking around in emps’ restricted history section with horus! yippee!

The two actually work really well as a buddy-cop kinda pair, with horus slowly repairing his relationships where he can while konrad trails him and learns how to be alive outside of the narrow scope of his futuresight. Magnus inevitably sticks his nose into things and gets to work undoing the mind-block on the rest of them. Alpharius gets involved because it turns out one of the lost legions might actually still exist. and even lion and leman join the hunt cause honestly they're really curious at this point.

Eventually the uncles drag their niece and her friends into the whole ordeal, in part because she happens to have a particularly strong psychic presence that attracts lost and dead marine souls in the warp. Like a cooler, named character version of the Legion of the Damned. Usefull when trying to gain accurate historical info.

oh yeah and emps gets off the throne at some point. he’s not bothering with the Mystery Gang because he’s too busy being one half of a political deadlock with guilliman, where it’s very clear gman does not actually trust him to lead the imperium anymore and is essentially running his own show off-leash from ultramar, but neither of them are remotely willing to like, discuss this. in any way. so instead they’re just stuck awkwardly across from each other, guilliman never offering control of the imperium back to his father and emps never reaching to take the regent position from him and i think if he stopped to think about it this is bc emps would be. a little nervous about resuming full command back from guilliman. because he’s not sure guilliman would give it to him. and he’s not sure he’s in a position to handle that. again. but emps is allergic to being emotionally competent so his brain skates over that thought, unable to confront it directly with any introspection, and instead he just. doesnt mention it! and guilliman doesnt mention it and emps sits in the wreckage of the dream he accidentally set on fire himself while his son methodically does the work to put it out and they won’t look at each other and its fine its all. fine.

and that’s the Updated Codex! 👍🏻 feel free to ask more

thanks to @wolf_feathers12 for the chance to give my ted talk, and tagging @thisuserissilly for lore posts (tm)

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

u know what, i bet guilliman put "don't use jump packs to make suborbital drops" in the codex astartes after his (relatively) smol and fragile boyfriend casually mentioned doing just that in an after action report

[sjax001]

My headcanon Ultramarines+

[sister-calliope]

Disciplinary letter from the Ultramarines First Captain to Aeonid Thiel, ca. M31

[ladymirdan]

Guilliman looks at daemon-juiced Fulgrim.

Guilliman: “I could take him on”

Thiel:”Like in bed right? You could fuck him?”

Guilliman:”I could take him” *begins to put armour on*

Thiel:” please tell me were talking about sex”*worried*

Guilliman:”In a fight!”

Thiel:” Oh No…” 😐

[circeius-invidioso]

I had to do it.

I had to...

Original tweet

[evilrhubarbandkohlarabi]

Day 16 of Kinktober

Pairing: Roboute/Thiel

Kink: Service

There was very little that was better in his opinion than to see ones lover twisting in pleasure. Particularly when it was one as uncontrollable as Thiel. Thiel had once again disobeyed orders and defied the standard theoreticals and delivered a victory . This required both a reward for success and punishment for disobeying orders.

He would of course have his official rewards and punishment, but between the two of them was private as the Lord of five hundred Worlds gave all of his attention and effort to making sure that Thiel couldn’t get into trouble for the next week.

[kathy-rah]

Corrupted Roboute Guilliman and Aeonid Thiel, based on "The Tyranny of Fire" by @circeius-invidioso.

[the-cato-sicarius]

So, how did Guilliman respond to, "Shut the fuck up and stop crying before I give you something to cry about"?

He started laughing. I'm gladdened that I could cheer him up.

also, who the fuck is Aeonid Thiel?

[thefandomexpert]

can’t wait for tigurius to beat the shit out of whoever made the decision to send the brand new primaris marine he JUST dug out of deathwatch himself on an absolute mortality mission

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

So like…he fucked Aeonid after that, didn’t he? Like. We all agree that Aeonid was out of his power pants 30 seconds after that delicate fade to black. We can all assume that Guilliman was specifically inspired to perform cataclysmically good head. What I mean is, the work Guilliman’s plans to do involves serving on the back, and the blowing out thereof.

[sjax001]

[moulong]

Remus Ventanus and Aeonid Thiel…into the damned legionnaires

(some headcanon of Thiel :

His body has been highly turned into a damned warrior，but maybe because he is proud of his red helmet , the helmet was supposed to be the first to turn into skull didn't change at all.

Does not act with other damned legionnaires and has strong sense of himself. Has no self-consciousness as an ancient senior , still overactive and curious about everything.

However under the active appearance he has strong guilt and severe ptsd for witnessing the death of his primarch . Refuse to leave the Temple of Correction too far .

Many times he started at sicarius with "don't be so mean please", but like sicarius very much anyway . Like ventris too , upset for a long time after ventris be exited）

[catnipsniffer2000]

AEON8

I originally intended her to be Zodyl Typhon's little sister but I decided just to make a new whole work of her since it wouldn't make sense how she's his little sister.

Jargon City, a magnificently scientifically advanced utopia on Earth where humans have access to limitless engineering, biology and chemistry. Though it is a good thing to be well-off in technology, it sometimes leads to arising predicaments.

A young girl, or rather… An Experiment… Rises from her slumber, trapped in an incubator with the mindless lab workers scattered across the room. The others in the incubators are still asleep, and restrained by cables, tubes and cords like her, because they were being genetically modified to conquer the universe, and overpower the strong.

[ladymirdan]

💙 Day two of the fanfic calender: 💙

Some Roboute Guilliman/Aeonid Thiel for you.