#advjay

[jisooadv-blog]

❖: Our muses go ice skating together. [he canNOT ice skate lmao]

Jisoo skated gracefully around a wobbling Jimin, taunting and yet not quite.

“Come on.” She smiled as she jumped a little in the air and landed for show. “After all those episodes of that ice skating anime you made me watch, I’m surprised you’re so... bad at this.”

Jimin’s only response was a withering look as he tried not to break his tailbone for the night.

Swallowing her laughter, Jisoo stopped before Jimin, before blowing a little puff of air onto his wobbling frame. Jimin’s petulant expression morphed into one of panic as he overbalanced, his feet sliding out from underneath him. 

Before another bout of laughter could escape from Jisoo, however; her arm was caught by Jimin’s flailing hand unawares, and with a surprised cry both of them tumbled down onto the ice, their clothes thankfully cushioning the worst of it.

Jisoo and Jimin nursed the mutual bump on their heads. When they caught each other’s eye, however, they laughed at the sight the other made: crumpled clothing, bruised tailbone, identical red bumps on their foreheads.

(Whilst Jisoo would never mention it out loud, it was the first time she’d laughed so freely in years, letting the sound ring unrestrained. 

Thank you, Park Jimin, for the memories.)

[advwooseok-blog]

❝ hiding

@advjay

he presumes that this is the time when most high school students are dismissed from school, judging from the sea of uniform-clad teenagers filling the streets. it puts him in a really bad mood, really. wooseok has always hated crowds and having to be squashed between strangers from all directions. moreover, seeing so many kids with their uniforms on kind of makes him miss being in school and being with all his peers. but it was either this or starving at home since he forgot to stock up the groceries (and has skipped three meals ever since discovering that he was out of food). clearly, he’s doing very well with this whole independent life thing.

a few more steps later, he is suddenly shoved to the side, directly into the path of another pedestrian walking in the opposite direction. the delay in reaction time causes wooseok to bump rather unceremoniously into the stranger. couple with his already irascible state of mind, wooseok curses rather loudly. “watch where you’re going,” he lashes out – unreasonably, given that it really wasn’t the other party’s fault – as he whips his head up to look at the so-called perpetrator.

his eyes, initially narrowed into a glare, widens. his mouth, initially curled into a nasty snarl, drops open as his jaw slackens. ever since leaving school, he’s never seen this person and the thought of seeing him has never even crossed wooseok’s mind before. how ironic, he thinks briefly, to see his high school teacher just as he was starting to miss being a student.

“h-hyung!”

[advxkangjoon-blog]

end of hiatus + tracker,

please take the time to click read more and check for your url if we’re currently plotting/starting a thread together/already sharing a thread with each other! please please please do not ignore this, otherwise you might be waiting for a reply/starter that will never come :<

I’M FUCK IN G FINALLY BAC K HOLY SHIT--- but yes plane ride was good yada yada yada timE TO INCREASE MY GODDAMN ACTIVITY!!!111 i can feel the pitchforks aimed my way bc gOD DAMN it i sure took my time replying to everyone orz

but yes!!! anyway here is the tracker!! i hope i have not missed anyone

KANGJOON TRACKER

owing ( replies )

advhyojung ( holiday fun )

advjingoo ( contagion )

joyxadv ( sniffles )

advmin ( giant baby )

owing ( starters ) 

advwooseok ( coming home )

advgyuri ( nurse joy )

waiting ( replies )

advlje ( hemlock )

advxmyung ( failure to contain )

advbingbing ( special care )

yixingadv ( saviour )

advyongsun ( sign on the dotted line )

advzitao ( bad part of town )

advxluhan ( stop and stare )

advxjaehyung ( i am forcibly removed from parks )

advseulgi ( a rose amongst thorns )

advjaehyun ( desperate measures )

waiting ( starters )

??? i got nO fucking clue so pls message me if you owe me one, or just tag orz i check the activity tab religiously!!

plotting

??? you? 👀

also a lot of kangjoon’s important plots have been dropped ( including the endgame orz ) so if you wanna plot w kj please please like this and i’ll roll into your dms!

JENNIE TRACKER

owing ( replies )

jisooadv ( about time )

advheize ( delivered )

advlim ( to run )

advxjongkook ( some nights )

advseulgi ( recruitment program )

advira ( just like old times )

advxjiyeon ( text: hacker buddies )

advxjaehyung ( a necessary sacrifice )

owing ( starters )

advleesuji ( dying seconds )

advxmyung ( more than meets the eye )

advtop ( stockholm syndrome )

joyxadv ( the replacements )

solo ( butterfly effect )

waiting ( replies )

advtae ( poker face )

advxjisoo ( the trouble with namesakes )

advwonwoo ( a prime example of an unpleasant surprise )

advzhixiang ( true fans never die )

advkeybum ( senpai notice me )

advxsuji ( who you )

advjaehyun ( witch hunt )

advjinyoung ( paranormal activity )

advjoori ( the weaker link ) 

advjay ( worse for wear )

advdean ( unnatural disaster )

waiting ( starters )

advminho

plotting

i have no idea---

jennie has a shit ton of threads ( her post count already exceeds kj’s even tho he’s my first 👀 ) but yes!! if you’d like to plot w jennie hmu too!!! but pls consider my other muses first orz if nothing can come from them two ( i completely understand, they’re not the easiest to plot w ) then we can absolutely plot w jennie!!

JONGSUK TRACKER

owing ( replies ) 

none

owing ( starters )

advbogum ( blood brothers )

shinhyeadv ( flicker of hope )

advxmyung ( breaking and entering )

advseokjin ( smooth operator )

waiting ( replies )

none

waiting ( starters )

joyxadv

plotting

advmin

advsoohyuk

advjay

advheeyeon

advYOU BRUH

jongsuk’s tracker looking a tad bit pathetic so pl e as e come plot w this kid!!! he is the nicest kid ( minus the whole dk mutants even exist thing ) so ple as e plot w him!!! some plot ideas: your muse involved in some competition, probs won it and jongsuk doing a vanilla piece on that; your muse involved in some bad shit and jongsuk trying to investigate; your muse @ some crowded cafe and jongsuk is the friendly person who approaches them and asks if he can share a table, also starts being friendly w u; your muse met jongsuk in some other country ( he been to many different countries bc perks of being a reporter ) and now you guys meet again!!! idk just give me sOME PLOT I AM SO RDY

pretty sure i forgot a few so please don’t hesitate to shoot me a message if i forgot you!! im so so so sorry!!1

and with that B) i’m back fam \o/

[advseulgi-blog]

Tracker + Hiatus Notice!

(I should probably change my alias to Slowpoke from pokemon ok I IS SORRY PLS FORGIVE ME *UGLY SOBBING*) 

OK so I am back from the nightmare of packing for holidays - I know I’ve been kinda AWOL lately, but I’ve been trying to queue up my replies for both Seulgi and Jisoo so that if the internet connection is crappy on the trip, I can keep up some semblance of activity on both my muses (I don’t want the muse for our precious threads to die ;-; CRIES) SO PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SO SLOW 

(AND ALSO JUST A SIDE NOTE: I’ve noticed that tumblr sometimes doesn’t tell me if someone tagged me in a post - so if you see that the information recorded below is wrong - PLS roll into my IMs to tell me - cause I simply may not have seen it...?????)

(Though it could also be due to my scatterbrainedness CRAI

So here’s the plan FOR SEULGI

The replies I owe:

@advxsuji - reply will be posted 1/5 (AEST TIME SO EST 1/4)

@advxhyeyeon - reply will be posted 1/6

@advsohye - reply will be posted 1/7

@advjiyong - reply will be posted 1/8

@advbingbing -  reply will be posted 1/9

@advchaeyoung -  reply will be posted 1/10

@advmiryo -  reply will be posted 1/11

@hongseokadv - reply will be posted 1/12

@advxjaehyung - reply will be posted 1/13

@advxjennie -  reply will be posted 1/14 (after 19028 years omg)

@advjaehyun -  (I have not typed up this one yet CAUSE I JUST SAW IT TODAY WHELP but hopefully the reply will be posted soon I AM SO SORRY *grows mushroom in corner*)

@advjr - Idk what’s happening but---I hope you bring him back sobs - I do have the reply done so pls shoot me a message if you’d like me to post it!

Lovely people who owe me starters

@advhari

@advjiyeon

@advxjongkook

I owe starters to 

No one! (OMG WHAT A SURPRISE??? I’m actually on top of something????? what?????)

Lovely people who owe me replies

@advxkangjoon

@advxjisoo

@advjay

@advxhyejin

@advxmyung

@advjinah

@advxyura

@advlje

Lovely people I’m currently actively plotting with

@advyongsun

@advxheechul

@advdean

@advwoohyun

@advhyuna

OK PHEW WE ONLY HALF WAY THERE BUT OK

Here’s the plan FOR JISOO

The replies I owe:

@advira -  reply will be posted 1/5  (AGAIN THIS IS AEST TIME SO EST 1/4)

@advjingoo -  reply will be posted 1/6

@advxjennie -  reply will be posted 1/7 (again, after legit a millennium of wait <3 I love you pls don’t strangle me in my sleep thx)

@advkeybum - reply will be posted 1/8

@advjungsoo -  reply will be posted 1/9

@advwonwoo -  reply will be posted 1/10

@advxluhan -  reply will be posted 1/11

@advlim -  reply will be posted 1/12

@advsoohyuk -  reply will be posted 1/13

@joyxadv -  reply will be posted 1/14

@advminho -  reply will be posted 1/15

@advhyojung -  reply will be posted 1/16

@advjinyoung and @advjoori (OK I ONLY SAW THE REPLIES TODAY I SWEAR I WILL TRY TO GET THEM QUEUED THOUGH I AM LEAVING TMR SCREAMS AGH PLS BE PATIENT ;-;)

Lovely people who owe me starters

@advjay 

@soojungadv

Lovely people who owe me replies

@advjeon

@advxjisoo

@advjiyeon

@advzhixiang

@advxjongkook

I owe starters to

@advxsuji - uh I have not written this yet WHELP PLS FORGIVE ME I WILL SOON I PROMISE

@advxjjong - Starter will be posted 1/5

I am actively plotting with

@advyongsun

@advminho - two way or three way I’m up for whatever

@advdaehyun

@advlim and @advjingoo (the sad, angsty family thread IDK PLS TELL ME WE ARE STILL GOING THIS - 2 way? 3 way? IDK I AM UP FOR WHATEVER?)

@advjaehyun (?)

@advxjiyeon

@taeyongadv

@advleesuji

@advheize

@advwooseok

@jonginxadv

@advyooa

@minaxadv

@advkykwang (orz I will get to it I swear!)

@advxhyuna (?)

WHEW OK IF I HAVE MISSED ANYONE PLS COME AND YELL AT ME I AM SO SORRY 

[advxjennie-blog]

worse for wear: kjn&pjm!

@advjay

There’s good news and bad news.

The good news: after the struggle that was her meeting with Joori, Jennie’s finally managed to find the girl’s one weakness and shockingly, it’s not drugs. Her selflessness when it comes to her brother adds salt to Jennie’s wound, especially when she thinks of her own dear sister who had forsaken her even when Jisoo was in a good enough mental state to be making decisions for herself. But whatever, Jennie thinks, what matters is that in the end, she’s gotten the results she wanted—the method she used to obtain said results is unimportant—and now, Joori is under her control. Jennie is free to manipulate Joori to her fancy, and Joori is ever the obedient little puppet: that’s what matters.

The bad news: she’s still wearing these stupid heels, still having her hair in an ugly bun, and she is still prancing down the stupid hallways of Jimin’s school. She loves recon as much as she loves a good party, but like every good party, it gets awfully dull when it’s dragged out: and this recon is being stretched past its limit.

The reason why she’s forced to keep the act up, really, is because Jimin is an ancient dinosaur who doesn’t keep any illicit information in his phone like other sloppy baddies. Why does he have to be so good at acting good? It’s ridiculous; even Jennie cannot keep it up, and she has her wired personality to help her! (In addition, she’s also hung the fate of Jimin’s job over Joori’s head, so she has to keep up with her appearances in the school in case Joori ever tries to be smart and warn her dear brother. Jennie loves that her mere presence is a threat.)

She rocks up to his class a few minutes before it’s supposed to start, a large grin plastered on her lips as per usual.

“Hey Jimin! I’m reporting for duty!” she sings as she playfully salutes, and the wide smile on her face keeps him from realising that she really wants to chew his head off (perhaps literally), “I’m so sorry for not turning up these past few days! I got a really bad case of Salmonella and it was just— ugh. But I won’t bother you with the gory details! What matters is that I’m here now, and I’m ready to learn!”

It sucks that she’s forced to make up such a flimsy—and a little gross—reason for her absence, but she honestly doesn’t know what else to say. In their previous meeting, she had agreed to turn up the next day, but it’s been two weeks since. Plus, she had ended the meeting rather awkwardly because Jennie was so excited about exactly nothing, and figured that because their next meeting would be her curtain call anyway, there was really no need to keep up with the pretence. But alas, the phone was more than useless.

So here she is.

[advyoongi-blog]

Butterfly Effect

@advjay

This is a new place- a new bar. Maybe it’s a bit odd, but he’s found himself heading out more and more often recently. Scars still litter his body and his eyes easily grow unfocused as he thinks back on what happened, but he’s doing his best. He drinks away his problems, but it’s not exactly easy. He’s low on cash, as always. His usual place finally got tired of him- told him to leave. So here he is- sitting at the bar and just staring into the mirror. The scar of his eye feels like it’s mocking him.

He wants to have more to drink, but one is all he can afford. He’s not about to try to steal something when the bartender isn’t looking either. It would be a pain to actually pull off, and now’s not a good time to get stuck in jail. He still needs to go back to Daybreak- show his face and make sure people don’t think he’s finally snapped. His mind blurs harder as he continues to stare at the scar. At least this bar is mostly empty. It’s just the slight hum of some strange tune playing in the background and the whispers of the few people who are sitting around. It’s peaceful enough.

It would be much better if the mirror wasn’t there. If the smog wasn’t risking to slip out every time he closed his eyes or stared too long. He finally pulls his eyes away from the mirror and scans the room. It’s now he notices someone walking in. A stranger, of course, but that doesn’t stop him from deciding to watch him instead. Anything is better than that mirror- than the flashes he’s getting in his own head. 

So he watches and waits. His eyes follow as the guy approaches the bar and then sits down. He’s close enough to talk to, and if it weren’t for how pathetic his voice sounds, Yoongi might even try to strike up a friendly conversation. Right now, it’s not appealing, though. No, he just stares blankly and sees what happens. Sure, the stranger’s not all that interesting, but it’s ok... It’s something.

Eventually the stranger looks over and it takes Yoongi a good second to realize that his staring has been noticed. He blinks a few times- distracted. Eventually, he comes to the conclusion that he should do something- say anything- as opposed to continuing to stare. So his hand moves from it’s place on the bar to give a slight wave- back of his hand and tattoo both flash in clear sight.

He assumes that his staring isn’t the major reason that this stranger took notice. It’s likely the scars- the way he looks like he’s very recently been in one strange fight. He won’t comment on them, though. No... No point. Stranger’s don’t need to know that kind of thing. So he gives a slight nod and places his hand back on the bar. His voice comes out in whispers as always- weak and very difficult to hear.

“’Sup.”

[pussyboijk]

passenger side

@advjay​  *  11:48 AM, somewhere near cheongju

jeongguk can't remember the last time he rode in a car for more than ten minutes. it's been weeks, at the very least, but within that he's learned incheon's public transport system. backwards. more often than not opting to catch a bus rather than have someone go out of their way just to give jeongguk a ride, he'll walk most places, within reason. but today's destination is too far for even the fittest pair of legs to walk. jeongguk's not sure where exactly they're planning to stop but he knows it's close enough to his hometown that'll it give him a pang of homesickness the second they head back to incheon.

they've still got a decent way to go, barely breaking past the first quarter of the length of their trip. when they were packing their bags into the car, jeongguk snagged the keys and shot a bright, oddly mischievous grin jimin's way. which proved, in retrospect, to be a pretty detrimental move on his behalf. since jimin had taken the keys back lightning fast, faster than jeongguk's ever seen him move. taking with it jeongguk's hopes of sitting behind the steering wheel anytime soon.

it's not that he doesn't know how to drive —("i have my license, i passed the test", he reminds his hyung at any and all opportunities), but even he feels safer in the passenger seat with jimin behind the wheel instead. he assumes his hesitation will dissipate with experience. he doesn't expect jimin to drive the whole four and a half hours by himself without pit stops and stretching breaks, and jeongguk's offered to switch with him if he needs it.

but the added bonus of being able to change the radio with every fickle urge for a new song doesn't hurt either. jeongguk just wonders how long until jimin cracks, tells him to choose a damn song already, brat.

his eyes flicker down to his phone and he chooses another song, one that jeongguk has had stuck in his head countless times now, and starts to realise he hasn't been in jimin's car that many times before. when he had, it'd only been a short trip and he hadn't had the chance to really look around. but now that he's focusing on it, he can recognise the familiar scent he's come to associate with park jimin. it's comforting, a sweet shock to his otherwise sensitive sense of smell. he puts the window down midway, testing whether the scent will mix well with the fresh air now whipping through his side of the car and lets his head fall back against the headrest.

he's started something in himself, too observant, and now realises there's a quiet rattling towards the back of the car. perhaps the number plate loosened a little and shakes around with the speed of the car. jeongguk focuses on listening out for it more than he bother to look, comfortable in his position, but ends up getting lured in by the song playing instead, singing along louder than he realises.

"have you had something to eat today, hyung?" jeongguk finally asks after a comfortable bout of silence between the two of them. he's not too hungry himself, more just looking out for jimin than anything, but he wouldn't mind a drink if jimin's feeling peckish.

[jisooadv-blog]

✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch.

Jisoo stared at the the copy of ‘Love actually’ in Jimin’s left hand with trepidation. Slowly, her eyes shifted to the copy of ‘Elf’ clutched in Jimin’s other hand, and started to sweat bullets.

Jisoo hated both of those movies. They were completely unrealistic and the second-hand embarrassment and exasperation she gets from watching the characters make a fool of themselves was a trial in itself.

But then again, those movies were offered by Jimin, her kind-hearted friend; who coincidentally loves those kinds of movies. 

Not to mention his big, droopy eyes were doing some kind of dark magic on her soul - leaving Jisoo’s tongue tied even when she merely thought about refusing him.

Jisoo cleared her throat uncharacteristically meekly, mentally weak at his puppy dog eyes. Hesitantly she raised a copy of ‘American Sniper’ up, like a white flag but not quite.

Jimin shot her a reprimanding look that said ‘I am not watching that with you just so you would scoff and throw little pieces of popcorn at the screen at its inaccuracies. Not to mention you’ll preach Korean patriotism to the pixels.’

Jisoo shrugged. ‘Popcorn is unhealthy and thus the devil’s food. What better way to dispose of it?’

(Sometimes, Jisoo thought that Jimin’s psychology mojo was rubbing off on her.)

Funnily enough, as the night progressed, they ended up cracking open the wine prematurely instead, drinking and complaining about their dongsaengs. 

[jisooadv-blog]

End of hiatus and tracker

OK so over the last week I went on actual hiatus (like radio silence hiatus as compared to my ‘holiday hiatus’) as something had come up over in the last week; but all is good now! 

So I am so sorry to those people patiently waiting on my lazy ass to make a move over these past few days /sweats. You guys are saints, seriously AHAHHA 

My activity should pick up over the next few days; and so here is a v messy tracker so I can sort myself out ;;; if I forget anyone - I’m a idiotic sn ail pls forgive (I’m crying whelp) pls feel free to come over and chuck virtual rotten eggs at me ;;;

JISOO.

I owe replies to:

@advsoohyuk

@joyxadv

@advxjongkook

@advhyojung

@advjay

@advira

@advkeybum

@advjingoo and @advminho (chase thread)

@advxjennie

@advleesuji

@advjinyoung

@advheize

I owe starters to:

@advyongsun​(to come later)

@advxsuji​ (/s weats at lateness...)

@advwooseok​

Lovely people I’m waiting on:

@advlim

@advxjjong

@advminho

@advjungsoo

@advwonwoo

@advzhixiang​

@advjiyeon​

@advjoori

Plotting with:

you :) come on over I DO NOT BITE (softly <3 <3)

(a lot of people /throws confetti!

@advjsoo

@advkiko

@advmoon

@advxdoyoung

@advxnaeun

@advxjongup

@advxyuto

SEULGI

I owe replies to:

@advjaehyun​

@advxhyejin​

@advjay​

@advxjaehyung​

@advxkangjoon​

@advdean​

@advjiyong​

@advjinah​

@advxhyeyeon​

@advxsuji​

I owe starters to:

@advyongsun​

(wait what that’s it? I AM SO SURE I’M MISSING SOMEONE PLS HELP)

Lovely people who owe me replies

@advlje​

@advxmyung​

@advbingbing​

@advxjennie​

Lovely people who owe me starters

@advjiyeon​

@advxjongkook​

Plotting with 

@advseokjin​ (<3)

@advwoohyun​

@advyoongi​

SHINHYE

I owe replies to 

@advyerim​

@advbogum​

@advxjongsuk​ 

@advwooseok​

I owe starters to

@advheeyeon​

@advjinyoung​

Lovely souls who owe me a starter

@advjaehyun​

Plotting with

@advlim​ (?)

@advchungha​

@advxmyung​

@advtzuyu

ALSO - PLOT CALL FOR SHINHYE PLS SHE IS SMOL AND CUTE AND DESERVES LOVE ;;;

(but yes I shall go and reply to all my IMs now /thanks for being patient with me!)

[advseulgi-blog]

✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. [evEN THO SHE WANTS MY BOY DEAD this could b cute :)]

To be honest, Seulgi didn’t know if this was a good idea anymore. 

As she sat, cramped and uncomfortable as hell in Jimin’s biggest suitcase, her back itching in a spot that she definitely can’t reach; Seulgi uncharacteristically contemplated giving up on killing Jimin.

Nah.

Giving up would mean Seulgi acquiesced to the fact that a mere vigil could defeat a mutant, and that was simply not how the world works, for Seulgi’s (God’s) sake.

(Oh, and not to mention she purposefully threw away Jimin’s underwear, toiletries and other essentials to make room for her current nest, and she was not about to waste this chance for an ambush.)

And so, when Jimin tried to lift the suitcase up on the rails, dropping it heavily on the train seat by accident, Seulgi fell out of the suitcase ungracefully and hit her head on the metal table with a ‘crack’.

So much for an ‘ambush’, Ey.

When Seulgi came to, Jimin’s worried face was the first thing that she saw. To be more exact, all 5 of them.

And so when Seulgi feebly swiped upwards, aiming for Jimin’s jaw, she ended up missing miserably, and managed to hit her head on the edge of the seat. Again.

Hey, at least this time it was cushioned, right?

When Seulgi next came to, the train was moving. To say that this was a bad time to learn about ‘motion sickness’ would be an understatement.

Happy travelling, Jimin’s vomit covered shoes. Hope you can run fast enough when the train stops.

[pussyboijk]

[text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now.

sms ( to : jiminie hyung pabo )  ›  i don’t even like candy canes how did this happensms ( to : jiminie hyung pabo )  ›  is this revenge for that time i told you i might have a lil oral fixation

sms ( to : jiminie hyung pabo )  ›  bc i take it back now

[advxjennie-blog]

☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ;)

How far is Jennie willing to go to get dirt on Jimin?

(The answer is very.)

It is why she is wearing an ugly orange top with a stripedred and white apron that had the largest, most misplaced patch of Santa’s smilingface—Santa is rubbing her misery in her face, she swears—and the words ‘Ho ho ho!Meeeeeerry Christmaaaas!’ in a gaudy green lining the bottom of the patch. Thecolours don’t match at all, and Jennie’s been holding in her pee since she’sput on this ridiculous outfit, because bathrooms have mirrors and Jennie’s so afraid that if she catches a glimpse ofherself, she might get so offended that she’d rip it all off and leave thebathroom in just her underwear.

But surprisingly, that’s not the most annoying thing. WhatJennie finds most annoying is that Jimin is allsmiles—yes, she is too, but she has a great excuse for being smiley, and it’snot just because of her wired personality—like he enjoys this.

(Can he just drop the good act? No one believes it,honestly. If he could just get to showing his true colours already, she couldditch all of this, murder him, and finallycarry on with her life.)

She’s seething, when an old grandma asks for extra sauce,and she’s about to tell the grandma to haveit all, and proceed to empty the whole damn thing on said grandma, but thenshe remembers she’s supposed to be niceand lovely so goody two shoes Jimin will open up to her more. So Jennie smilesthrough her gritted teeth and scoops up a big pile of sauce, then dumps it onthe lady’s plate—some of it falls to the floor, but Jennie fakes remorse beforebidding the lady goodbye.

“Oh, I’m just having somuch fun,” she answers Jimin when he asks if she’s okay, “this is exactly what I want to be doing with my Christmas!”

Fuck Jimin. Fuck Jimin. Fuck!Jimin!

[advseulgi-blog]

I won’t call you oppa (ever) but I still appreciate you – pj&ks

@advjay

B. O. R. E. D. Seulgi’s index finger restlessly traced those characters on the top of her thigh. She’s so consumed by boredom that she even contemplated lying down and dying in the middle of the train station, just to see what people would do.

Recently, it seemed that Seulgi’s frame of mind and even her very own existence consisted only of boredom.

Even after an entire day of swindling fat, waddling CEOs with the threat of tuberculosis infections, which rewarded her with an equally bloated and belching bank account; Seulgi felt as if her day went by agonizingly slowly, as if she hadn’t accomplished anything for an entire month. Her day didn’t even feel like a mere 24 hours, but a variation of eternity in Hell, crafted, embroidered and dedicated personally for Seulgi herself.

(Oh my. It must be quite a slump she’s fallen into, if she can’t even be cheered up by the sight of those CEOs struggling to talk to her under the debilitating disease; let alone stand. Oh, and of course, not to mention the many many zeros in her bank account.)

Left, right, left, right. She sung to herself as she spun through the busy streets of Incheon, her nimble feet working an intricate dance that only she knew the moves to. For once, Seulgi was not pickpocketing to pass the time, nor was she planning to spy on the mutants within the foundation.

Seulgi was going back to her private thinking spot. Well, perhaps it was a much too noble of a title for a glorified napping spot, but Seulgi found that she much rather she slept there than another smelly decrepit hotel with suspicious stains on her bedsheets.

When she arrived there, however, Seulgi was irritated to see another person loitering there – and of course it was a human, to boot. At first glance, he possessed no significant features other than the gun in his hand, and another at his feet. Seulgi’s lips curled. Great, now she needed to figure out how to move a corpse from her favorite napping spot, all without spilling blood into the plush grass, no less.

Ire ignited, she cocked her head to observe the boy, her blonde head hiding almost seamlessly amongst the long wheat. He below average height, and his face that was full of baby fat rendered him almost harmless from a distance. But when she snuck silently closer to him, still hidden in the long, swaying wheat, she could see his lithe muscular figure bulge under his black getup. Well then. Not so harmless. Seulgi re-evaluated. Nothing I can’t handle, though. She smirked.

(Ah, famous last words.)

Perhaps Seulgi would have found him attractive under more forgiving circumstances, but at that moment she was ready to mutilate any living creature within a 1 kilometer radius. And the first person within her sights, of course, was the seemingly oblivious boy lovingly polishing his guns right in front of her.

And so Seulgi danced even closer to her mark, her footsteps muffled by the breeze, and stretched her fingers that were still marked with deadly Mycobacterium tuberculosis bacteria towards him….

[advxjennie-blog]

wolf in sheep’s clothing: kjn&pjm!

@advjay

How can someone be so clean?

Honestly, it’s infuriating, she thinks as she adjusts the oversized glasses that threatens to slide down her nose. The echo of her heels is drowned out by the shrill of the bell, and what follows are thunderous footsteps from what she thinks is a gazillion teens rushing out of class. (Ah, she misses her high school days, back when everyone was so innocent and one required brute force to control them.)

(Now, she just controls them through blackmail and thinly veiled threats. She supposes she hasn’t changed much since high school.)

Jennie quickens her pace through her hallway, careful to dodge any inattentive student who’s desperate to grab lunch. When she reaches the classroom she’s looking for, her eyes scan over the few overachieving students—who’ve probably stayed behind to ask questions, she doesn’t know because she’s never associated herself with their type unless it’s to make them do her dirty work—before the land on him.

Park Jimin, son of the group who murdered her father in cold blood. Looking at him now, she can’t believe someone so utterly boring like him could be associated with such a group. She had spent the past few days and some nights looking for information on him, but came up empty. She refuses to believe that he’s as good as he seems, and chooses instead to assume that maybe he’s extremely good at hiding his dirt from the networks. No matter, this is what she’s here for: to recon and perhaps get to know him personally—to find out what makes him tick—so she can break it and as a result, break him.

(She’ll make sure his suffering will be as painful and slow as she can make it. This cutie deserves no less.)

As she watches him bid his last student goodbye, she wonders briefly what it’d be like to tear that smile off his face as she sets his world on fire. (Her grin grows larger at the promise of her finding out soon enough.)

“Hello!” she greets happily, a hand reaching out to shake his, “I’m Jennie! I’m currently majoring in behavioural psychology, but I minor in teaching as well. Rumours says that you’re an excellent teacher, and it’s just perfect for me that you teach psychology, of all things!”

Jennie brushes the stray brown lock that’s escaped her bun from her view, and she silently curses him for forcing her into this dull get-up, “so I was wondering if I could study under you? I’d love the few pointers!”

Her eyes briefly shift to the laptop on his desk. Bingo. She’ll just hack into that; hopefully she’ll be able to get out of here quicker than she had initially planned because this white, cotton button up sure is itchy.