#advise me

[lissadiane]

I have a dream.

And lack the practical skills to make it come true.

I also have… a creepy-as-fuck pumpkin. And I need someone to tell me how to make the vision I have for this pumpkin become reality.

See picture below. Now imagine with me a gaping, toothy, bloody grin. And eye sockets gouged into the skin of the pumpkin with more blood running from them. And maybe some sort of eyeballs smashed into the sockets. A creepy, bloody head.

The only Jack o lanterns I can make are the cartoony, goofy ones with three teeth and triangle eyes. I need to turn this one into a nightmare. A bloody Jack Skellington.

Can I dye the flesh red like blood? Can I do surface carving with a dull spoon to make it look like he gouged out his own eyes?

Help me. I’ve only got one shot to make this vision a reality.

Here is the monstrosity in question.

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[fuckyeahmcr]

[unofficial-oviraptors]

Hey does anyone have advice for starting out on gimmicking?

You can make jokes if ya want, but also I'm hopeful

[ephemeralcanyue]

My spirit animal is a stag and idk how I feel about it. Please advise me 😂

[babacontainsmultitudes]

The first few seconds of every dndads episode: Dungeons and Daddies is RoWdY HORNy vIOLenT podcast for grownups 🤪

The last few seconds of every dndads episode:

[ministarfruit]

yuri month day 16: please ruin me ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[iliothermia]

Hey y'all! For those who don't know me, I'm a trans guy who makes mostly culturally inspired queer fantasy art since my disabilities worsened. They've been getting worse again after a couple years of better health and I'm hoping to get a bit more stability through my Patreon. I post full WIPs of my work, exclusive stickers for each month, have a super kind discord community and more. The little sticker up top is this month's exclusive! You can grab it until the end of the month. Thank you for considering supporting my work or sharing! It means a ton to me. 💗

[statictwoo]

I wouldn't say I "ship" BJ and Hawkeye but I'm endlessly compelled by scenarios in which the love is there but it doesn't work out or ultimately end up in romance. The love is there but it's ambiguous. The love is there but BJ's pride is stronger. The love is there but Hawkeye won't break up a marriage. The love is there but it will never be like it was in Korea. The love is there but it's built on a foundation of pain and horror and homesickness, which will always be a part of it. The love is there but it's only romantic on one side. The love is there but only if we don't look it in the eye.

[nibbelraz]

Shang Qinghua extreme eye twitch agenda.

Mobei Jun is just like: so humans do that? Why r u short circuiting? Is this flirting?

Lil guy probably scared plenty of business partners into deals because of an involuntary eye twitch that freaked them out bad enough to sign the paper just to get the twitchy man far away asap.

Oh yeah, especially when they try to put an offer that doesn't benefit his king AT ALL all while Mobei Jun is convinced it's some type of flirting

[myapnikerynic]

He might’ve understood everything he just doesn’t want to work

[thegreatyin]

fallen london stat prioritization is so funny because you're supposed to level all of your stats equally but also the way ambitions and stat specialization is structured means your character will inevitably end up with at least one or two stats that are their Good Ones and also watchful. level your watchful. level your watchful right now. post cancelled this is now a psa. railway content does not become accessible unless you have 200 watchful and this is a hard requirement You Need To Level Watchful

[erinwantstowrite]

if you want people to get into the canon comics and lead everyone away from fanon misinterpretation (which is a losing battle because there will ALWAYS be this) then why not be helpful instead of being a dick about it 🤨

the comics are hard to get into because it's hard to know where to start, and there's so much content that people are able to fill themselves in by reading fanfic or watching something on tiktok or seeing posts about it on here. perhaps instead of telling people they're stupid for not realizing your favorite character is being mishandled by others, you could write up a list of your favorite comics and/or how, if you could read them for the first time again, you would order your favorite comics to get the best reading experience. and also write your own fanfiction and draw your own fanart or make a passionate post, answer questions politely

[janearts]

“What came out was not what went in.” A rasping laugh as the Carver laid the shard of bone on the ground beside him. “How lovely she is—new as a fawn and yet ancient as the sea. How she calls to you. A queen, as my sister once was. Terrible and proud; beautiful as a winter sunrise.” ♛

[yuriartillery]

arknights had a lot of cool concepts but they really went off with the emperor's guard. something about using the hammer of imperial authority to beat formless senseless malicious noise into the shape of a weapon. an unfailingly loyal weapon at that.

Every Royal Guard is as a dominion; the land beneath their feet is all the territory of Ursus.

AND the pursuer boss music from a walk in the dust bangs really hard