#advise me

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Any advice for when everything is terrible and stressful but you don't have the time for a pleasant distraction/hobby/craft? Not currently having such a time but I think it might be the eye of the storm

[oh23]

can one be emo/punk/goth/alt without being into any of the uhh addictions or stuff? or like does not doing anything illegal cancel out your Core/Vibe?

elaboration:

ok so basically i have the personality and style of a (relatively) unhinged emo (or smth adjacent, i wont label it yet), but i ave the most boring-est life imaginable. Like, for real.

The place i live in is not that major that everyone knows about Alt fashion or that whole subculture, or even what it means really, but STILL people clock me way too fast, and this has happened way too often and for too long. And i wont disagree, i do love the whole fashion and everything yk?? the music, the accessories? everything. Sure im not as heavily involved as most people in this subgenre but still!(you get what i mean right??)

Anyways, now the thing is, people see me, call me goth/emo and then eventually assume i am a hardcore drug addict or have atleast smoked or vaped. drinking regularly is smth they dont even DOUBT.

and funny thing is, ive drank like maybe twice. i dont smoke. i held a vape once. i dont even know much about drugs. i dont even have that much crazy depression or dip my toes in self-h-rm sector.

hella boring/normal. in fact im fucking hilarious. extroverted and shit

SO, my question to my elders is, do i still qualify? or do i have to be edgier irl to actually qualify as emo or goth or alt or whatever ?

genuine doubt btw, since i dont live in a place where i can ask actual ppl or stuff ahaha

[undercooked-icicle]

Hey, queer people of Tumblr. Com, hypothetically if you had been hiding the fact that you were trans from your parents for three years, not because they wouldn't support you, but because it would change every dynamic in your family, but now you need to, how would you go about doing that?

[valeria-sage]

How does one clean with mental disorders and chronic pain? All of the tips I see for the mental aspect is “work until you drop in 5 minute increments and tell yourself you’ll only clean for a short period of time each increment” which deteriorates my body and the ones I see for chronic pain are tips for deep cleaning instead of just basic cleaning. Help.

[lissadiane]

I have a dream.

And lack the practical skills to make it come true.

I also have… a creepy-as-fuck pumpkin. And I need someone to tell me how to make the vision I have for this pumpkin become reality.

See picture below. Now imagine with me a gaping, toothy, bloody grin. And eye sockets gouged into the skin of the pumpkin with more blood running from them. And maybe some sort of eyeballs smashed into the sockets. A creepy, bloody head.

The only Jack o lanterns I can make are the cartoony, goofy ones with three teeth and triangle eyes. I need to turn this one into a nightmare. A bloody Jack Skellington.

Can I dye the flesh red like blood? Can I do surface carving with a dull spoon to make it look like he gouged out his own eyes?

Help me. I’ve only got one shot to make this vision a reality.

Here is the monstrosity in question.

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[unofficial-oviraptors]

Hey does anyone have advice for starting out on gimmicking?

You can make jokes if ya want, but also I'm hopeful

[ephemeralcanyue]

My spirit animal is a stag and idk how I feel about it. Please advise me 😂

[antisocialxconstruct]

if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences

[attachablepenis]

ive never watched naruto should i watch naruto

[nibbelraz]

Shang Qinghua extreme eye twitch agenda.

Mobei Jun is just like: so humans do that? Why r u short circuiting? Is this flirting?

Lil guy probably scared plenty of business partners into deals because of an involuntary eye twitch that freaked them out bad enough to sign the paper just to get the twitchy man far away asap.

Oh yeah, especially when they try to put an offer that doesn't benefit his king AT ALL all while Mobei Jun is convinced it's some type of flirting

[konjkitkatty]

Leshycat ?

Pretty please

Oh I can give you leshycat alright, but it’ll be the bootleg brand leshycat- the kind you’d find in the back of a target- where instead of kissing yellow cat, we kiss grape cat (kitty).

Bonus:

where else in the world can you go to get a kiss so (LITERALLY) spicy??

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

BBC Merlin being about 'magic' for 7 minutes gay

[janearts]

“What came out was not what went in.” A rasping laugh as the Carver laid the shard of bone on the ground beside him. “How lovely she is—new as a fawn and yet ancient as the sea. How she calls to you. A queen, as my sister once was. Terrible and proud; beautiful as a winter sunrise.” ♛

[exhuastedpigeon]

Do you know how desperate I am to have Chimney throw Eddie's own words back at him to try to kick his metaphorical ass into gear about Buck?

For Chimney to see Eddie watching Buck with Christopher, acting like his other parent with the fondest look on his face.

For him to see Eddie and Buck building their lives around each other but not taking that next step.

For Chim to see the way Eddie's eyes go all soft when he looks at Buck and realize that's how he looks at Maddie.

And then for him to pull Eddie aside before a shift, in the same locker room where Eddie told Chim that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, so if you love her tell her and parrot those words back to him.

"A wise man once told me that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, so if you love him, tell him." Before very purposely looking through the glass walls to where Buck is laughing at something Hen just said. "But what do I know, I'm only about to marry my Buckley."