#advice for time travelers

[ylkcheeeks]

my hobby is more "buying patterns and fabric and lovingly shelving them" than anything approaching actual costuming, but i am a Certified Genderqueer who appreciates a dedication to the [aesthetic] bit. Gotta co-sign puffy white blouse.

re: the actual question, I would probably think about whether accuracy was important to me and what silhouette/vibes I was comfortable with. If it is important to you to stick to clothing made in accurate ways/materials/colors styled in accordance with their time of origin, that's going to give you a different range of options compared to if only some of those are important or if that's not a priority for you. Some of this may be defined less by your preference than by the purposes of your trip or ongoing travels, of course. Likewise, I know that for me I can sample from all sorts of trays on the gender-presentation buffet, but my style tends to have a "don't mistake me for straight" vibe. Maybe your style is specifically gendered, or is specifically rejecting the question of gender, or something else entirely.

hey nerd, you're a historical clothing person: whats the best fit for like genderqueer time traveler back on their bullshit?

I am, but you have to tell me more about what this genderqueer person likes to wear. I can't make any assumptions just from their gender identity.

Signed,

Someone who knows nonbinary folks who enjoy dressing like Marie Antoinette and nonbinary folks who enjoy dressing like stereotypical long-haul truckers, and everything in between.

PS- probably get a puffy white blouse though.

[thatsbelievable]

[danwhobrowses]

For anyone else who is gonna struggle surviving the next 3 weeks with the angsty and tense situation of Callowmoore here's a few things from the last 2 episodes that I feel were underrated and will assist in trying to keep me sane/emotionally stable: - Matching messed up hands built for holding - Fearne nervously playing with her hair as she approaches Ashton - Ashton wanted Fearne to be either the last thing they saw if they died or the first thing they saw when they succeeded - Fearne's admittance corroborates Ashley's 4SD revelation that Fearne is in love with someone in the party but doesn't know how to process the emotions - Fearne wanted Ashton to be happy, while Ashton wanted to feel whole so they would be worthy of the Hells - Ashton twice tried to lead a search for Fearne, and instantly clocking onto Chetney saying he followed Fearne - Fearne making herself look as radiant as possible before giving Ashton the cold shoulder - Ashton only rose to Chetney's provocations until he said 'You hurt Fearne' Use how you will

[pratchettquotes]

"But hold on," said Tiffany. "Won't I be you one day? And then will I talk to me now, as it were?"

"Yes, but the you that you talk to won't exactly be you. I'm very sorry about this, but I am having to talk about time travel in a language that can't really account for it. But in short, Tiffany, according to the elasticated string theory, throughout the rest of time, somewhere an old Tiffany will be talking to a young Tiffany, and the fascinating thing is that every time they do, they will be a little different. When you meet your younger self, you will tell her what you think she needs to know."

Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight

[thenightfolknetwork]

There's a bit of a taboo amongst my genus. I mean, I can't know for sure about the whole population, but certainly in my family there are rules about what is and isn't appropriate to do when we exercise temporal fluidity. And that's for good reason--I get that. You can't just go about changing the tides of war because you feel like showing off your historical foreknowledge. Fine.

Recently, though, I've been spending a lot of my time in one particular period--just about a half-decade on the other side of 0 AD. It's been great! I'm a bit of a Classicist, and a Latinist at that, so obviously there's plenty for me to do in Rome. The food is good, the literature is fascinating, and the people--well, I've certainly met some people. Specifically, there's this one guy. He's older, for sure, but we're both adults and happy with what we have. It's hardly an exclusive relationship, so we don't get bored with stagnation, and not to brag, but his achievements are nothing to scoff at. In fact, not too long ago he put down the remnants of a veritable civil war over in Hispania. My interest in this period has been primarily academic in the past, but I feel like he and I really get each other. I know how he takes his wine and his sense of humor and how he feels about his family. I care about him.

But here's the thing: I know he dies. Soon. And quite violently. I've just gotten back to the twenty-first century recently for a family reunion, so of course "soon" is relative, but back in Rome there isn't much time left. I haven't spoken about this to my family. I know what they'd say. I should just let it happen.

Although, I mean, should I really? Not to speak ill of the dead or anything, but I know for a fact Great-Grandma Margaret wasn't as rule-abiding as my mother likes to think--it's hardly a secret where (more accurately, when) she met Great-Nana Bonny. And, plus, lots of historical scholarship on the subject says, if my Roman friend hadn't died when he had, it probably would've happened sooner or later in a similar manner anyway (his approval ratings are not so high as of late). So is it really an interference if I warn him just this once? I mean, if he dies in another incident somewhere down the line--one of which I have no previous knowledge--then, fine, he dies. This isn't about preventing his death entirely. I understand that, in many ways, he is already dead. But I feel I would be a horrible companion if I didn't at least give him a heads-up. Just a nudge, you know? It's a politically unstable time back in the BC's. The line between this temporal reality and the other is so thin, and the difference is so small. Would my "interference" be so bad?

[Note: The sender later clarified that their letter ought to read "half century on the other side of 0 AD" where it here reads "half decade".]

I'm afraid I can't give you the kind of answer you seem to be seeking here, reader. While I am perfectly happy to help you talk through you moral quandaries, I must draw the line at making your decisions for you. You, and you alone, must discern for yourself whether or not such an act aligns with your own personal, moral code.

If an outside perspective will help, I will say that I'm not sure I entirely agree with your assessment of the circumstances here. I believe I have enough historical knowledge to infer which figure in history you're speaking about, which is, in itself, a concern.

It is a fact of existence that we shape the world around us. Even the quietest, most innocuous life casts its shadow. It is a fact to be embraced and celebrated – there is simply no such thing as an insignificant life. But neither is anything served by pretending that certain figures do not cast rather longer shadows than others.

It is one thing to consider fudging a timeline or two for the sake of someone whose impact reaches no further than their own village, or even their own country. It is quite another to speak of altering the timeline of a person whose existence left ripples across the surface of a significant portion of the globe!

I also don't necessarily agree with your assessment that your interference would not change anything very dramatically. Your friend's “approval rating” may not be great, but I am not at all sure it is universally accepted among historians that either his demise nor the manner in which he met his fate were inevitable.

Finally, you must consider the old paradox faced by every time traveller at some stage or another. You are an actor in this historical period, casting a shadow of your own, and you have no more idea than anyone else how that shadow may fall.

How do you know your warning might not precipitate the event itself? Alternatively, how can you be sure your warning is not already part and parcel of our historical reality? There is just such a warning made in most of the accounts I know, after all – if I am thinking of the right person, of course.

I cannot make this decision for you, reader. I cannot tell you what the right answer is, or even reassure you that there is a right answer. All I can do is to encourage you to think carefully about the risks involved, weigh them against your own moral judgement, and make sure that, whatever your choice, it's one you can live with. At the end of the day, that's all any of us can do.

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[chronologically-challenged]

25 year old Bonnie, after trying to get friendships and relationships of their own, now realizing how buck wild their family is: What do you guys mean you guys decided to spend the rest of your lives together only after knowing each other for a few months

[preservationofnormalcy]

I require aid, as I am most certainly not where-or when-I am supposed to be.

Last I recall, I was in 1783 on the sloop of a wizard by the name of Shardi the Bladed, whomst I have... a long and complex history with.

We were dueling, when some sort of terrible sea beast shattered the ship, just off the coast of Ireland.

already exausted I sank to the depths as Shardi, the fiesty bastard that they are, engaged the thing in combat.

I believe the reason I did not drown and instead woke up in a town by the name of Owl's Head, Maine, is because Shardi and I engaged in a mutual arcane blood pact to ensure that death would not claim us lest one felled the other.

On a side note, what the devil is America?

Where did I put my orientation binder, I know theres a script for this...

First of all, hi, as the Office for Preservation of Normalcy's Outreach and Social Media Intern, it is my pleasure to welcome you to the 21st Century!

I'm glad to hear that you're okay; after going back through my boss's files, I can see that Mx. the Bladed has been contacting us in search of your whereabouts since...about a week after our founding, if this telegram is correctly dated. It seems like they were really worried about you.

We're going to get in touch with the Maine office to send you the typical gift basket for temporally displaced folks, it contains some modern clothes, a couple of style magazines, and some resources to help you get up to date on the events between your time and this one. It also has some treats from local shops.

[lumienn]

Remember when I said I was struggling not to ship William and Sherlock?

Yeah. I'm not struggling anymore. I'm fully on board (the chapter 31 effect lol)

[aquitainequeen]

Applicants for the Editorial Assistant position: I love reading and literature! I spend a lot of time on BookTok! I'm passionate about exciting narratives!

Me, alternating between assessing candidates and scrutinizing a manuscript to make sure there are no nasty permission surprises: Oh, you are applying to the wrong department, my friend.

[thatsbelievable]

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #29

*Tom asking the Knights of Walpurgis how to con(dominate)trol, manip(date)ulate, and ext(fornicate)ort Evans*

Lyra: Have you just tried saying Hello?

Alyxander: Not threatening him might help?

Ignotus (somewhere in the back): Slip him a love potion!

Tom (pointing at Avery): Yes! That’s brilliant—

Druella: —Whoa! What about Consent?!

Theodore (interrupting): You do know he’s married, right?

Tom (outright ignoring that fact): Burke can your brothers get me the ingredients for Amortentia?

[justthisgirlsworld]

Do you think time travel is possible

This is such an interesting concept.

Maybe? I’m not scientist, I don’t study physics, I am a silly music student lol. However, I’d like to think that there is a possibility.

We as humans are so inventive. We have developed so many things, just look at mobile phones, and Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi. These things were once only seen in sci-fi media, but look at our modern world now! It’s so normalised!

So, who’s really to say what is and is not possible?

What do you think?

[bophia]

Why are advice forums called that when literally no one ever provides actual useful responses

[angels-creative]

okay, so im having some trouble with my new monster high fics!!! thus, if anyone knows anything about:

grim reapers

witchcraft & spells

time travel

the american education system

please send me an ask!!! could really use the help!!!

[teknikolor-walters]

I feel like. Theo / Scarab friendship

[besttimetogo2]

A Seasonal Guide to the Best Time to Travel to New Orleans

New Orleans, with its vibrant culture, rich history, and distinctive charm, is a city that beckons travelers year-round. However, the best time to travel to New Orleans can vary depending on what you want to experience. Whether you're drawn to the city's lively festivals, its temperate weather, or its quieter moments, here’s a guide to help you choose the optimal time for your visit.

Spring: A Blossoming Experience

From Walk to May, the climate is wonderfully warm, with temperatures extending from the mid-60s to the moo 80s Fahrenheit. This is an ideal time for outdoor activities and exploring the city's historic neighbourhoods and lush gardens. Spring is arguably the best time to travel to New Orleans if you want to experience the city at its most picturesque. Spring also brings a flurry of festivals. The most notable is the French Quarter Festival in April, which showcases local music, food, and culture. The Jazz & Heritage Festival, held in late April to early May, is another must-attend event, featuring a diverse line-up of musical acts and cultural exhibits.

Summer: A Time for the Bold

If you’re looking to experience New Orleans in a more laid-back, less crowded atmosphere, summer can be an exciting time to visit. From June to August, temperatures can be hot and humid, often reaching the high 80s and low 90s. This is also the season when the city sees fewer tourists, which means more opportunities to explore popular attractions with less waiting time.

Summer is also a good time for those who enjoy unique local events. The Essence Festival in July celebrates African-American culture with music, empowerment seminars, and food. Additionally, the city's many jazz clubs and bars offer live performances throughout the summer months, ensuring that the city's musical spirit remains alive.

 Fall: A Festival of Colors and Flavors

Fall is another excellent time to travel to New Orleans. From September to November, the weather begins to cool down, with temperatures dropping to the 70s and 80s. The lower humidity and pleasant temperatures make it ideal for walking tours and outdoor adventures.

Autumn also brings a series of exciting festivals. The New Orleans Film Festival in October showcases independent films from around the world, while the Voodoo Music + Arts Experience, also in October, and features a mix of live music, art, and interactive experiences. Additionally, Halloween in New Orleans is a unique celebration with elaborate costumes, themed parties, and spooky events throughout the city.

 Winter: A Festive and Cozy Retreat

Winter is a wonderful time to visit New Orleans if you’re interested in experiencing the city’s festive spirit. From December to February, temperatures are mild, ranging from the 40s to the 60s, making it comfortable for exploring. The holiday season in New Orleans is filled with lights, music, and seasonal events, including the Celebration in the Oaks in City Park, which features dazzling light displays.

Mardi Gras, usually held in February, is one of the most famous and vibrant festivals in New Orleans. It’s an experience unlike any other, with parades, masquerade balls, and lively street parties. In any case, be arranged for swarms and higher costs amid this period. If you’re looking for a more relaxed visit, aim for the weeks before Mardi Gras to enjoy the city’s festive atmosphere without the massive crowds.

No matter when you choose to visit, New Orleans promises a memorable experience filled with music, history, and unparalleled charm. Choosing the best time to travel to New Orleans depends on your preferences and interests. Spring offers a perfect blend of pleasant weather and bustling festivals. Summer provides a quieter, yet still lively, experience. Fall brings cooler temperatures and unique cultural events, while winter showcases festive celebrations and mild weather.