#ads is shady

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Machine! Someone changed my laptop's wallpaper to nude breasts and boobies.

This is terrible!

Mr. God is going to see and I'll be in so much trouble.

Machine, help. I don't know how to change it!

Audio source

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

why is tumblr trying to sell me vicar amelia

[sleepy-achilles]

'Omg eminem turned 52 and is still proving he's got it'

He's 52 not fucking dead.

[dkettchen]

normal entry level jobs: we want you to have 2 years of experience & will pay you £22k a year

tech recruiter job ads: this is listed as an entry level job but inexplicably promises a salary of £60k + benefits

[twpsyn-who]

Soulmate AU in which when you touch your soulmate you swap bodies. It needs to be skin on skin contact and is instant. The only way to get back in the previous body is to touch again, otherwise you're stuck like that.

No matter the body all psychological and physical damage stays with you. That means if you get hurt then swap bodies, you will still feel it despite no longer having the wounds. This is only the case of existing wounds prior to swapping ; if new wounds happen to the hurt body after the swap you won't feel them, but the person in the body when it happens will. A very complicated way of saying that you can't get away from pain by swapping bodies with your soulmate as it will follow you.

There's no known consequences to not changing bodies back once swapped, though some might get sick for a few days after swapping back if they waited a long period of time to change back (say over a month, even longer depending on individual)

Now this but, you know... JeanMarco. And of course they find out during their time in the 104th Training Corps, because there's no way their skin didn't touch at least once in +3 years of training and being as close as they are. It isn't until break when they're able to visit home that they learn what it truly means ; up until that point they used it to swap chores (is the only reason why Jean didn't try to kill Eren during their shared chores- because it was actually Marco all along). At that point they knew each other perfectly.

Of course the whole situation was a little bit awkward for both of them when returning. They probably would end up avoiding each other for a bit because teenager boys and stuff, all until someone finally got the guts to mention the tension and ask them what's wrong- which forces them to talk and stuff. Doesn't matter, this is not what I want to talk about.

But the beautiful battle of Trost and what if, hypothetical speaking of course, they touch skin after Jean gets another ODM? And they're so used with each other by now, they don't even notice until the mission is nearly done anyway. And I don't know man, the idea of Jean dying while in Marco's body? Marco (in Jean's body) saying "I need to find Marco" once the mission is a success and research for his soulmate, just for him to not find him?? Not find him until 3 days later when some of them are assigned cleaning duty in Trost and he finds his own fucking body bitten in half???

The realization that it should've been Marco who died that day, but didn't because he was in Jean's body. The realization that not only his soulmate is dead, but he's stuck living his life. He's stuck living the life Jean can't because he died in Marco's place.

SEEING YOUR DEAD SOULMATE EVERYDAY WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR. Poor Marco would most likely avoy any reflective surface for a very long time, unable to see Jean's face looking at him.

The guilt of lying to everyone, because how does one even begin to explain what's going on? Him lying to Jean's mother to protect her from the harsh truth of the reality- that her son actually died and the one in front of her was a fake.

And the sad truth is that no one would notice because they've been doing it for months already. They knew how to act like each other to perfection. Even if Marco slipped at some point no one would question it because they got many traits from each other already.

[autumnmiler]

okay imma just rent rn bc i've been holding in thoughts for a year and i never got the chance to share them with anyone and tumblr seems the place to do so

all of these molly x shannon shenanigans after dyllans switch and whatever it is that caused it is so annoying to me lol. like a combo video post on instagram being a place where grown ppl comment *potential* insults directed towards someone that probably wont even see it or a song choice for a solo or just making this situation something public but not actually being open about it is just so unhinged and bad looking. im sure molly has a lot to be talked about when it comes to db's experience at project 21 (especially during season 7) but it's just looking like plain childish competition between two studio owners at this point with shannon constantly trying to publicly push mollys balls (and with a vulnerable person - dyllan - being draggen to it for over a year now). dyllan grew up with molly and losing her and going trough whatever it was that was toxic about their relationship or the studio or an specific situation isn't easy on any of them, making it an instagram thing just makes it worse. just wish molly and db could work things out and move on to some healing (even if that is just never talking to each other again).

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Hey @staff or @humans or whoever, you‘re aware one of the ads shown on this site doesn‘t actually show anything, but instead force-opens itself anytime the "sponsored“ line becomes visible on the screen for the first time of a single ad-post, and leads to a shady website that wants you to use your credit card and maybe downloads a virus in the background too?

You‘re aware you might be hosting actual malware on your website via your ads, yeah?

Because I‘m sorry, but look at this and tell me it doesn‘t look like malware barely contained behind a screen, or something shady at the very least.

And while we’re at it, that cute little loading line up there also wouldn‘t finish like it usually does when it‘s done loading a page, almost as if it wasn‘t done because the site was doing things in the background.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Eminem - Kamikaze (2018) / Beastie Boys - Licensed to Ill (1986)

Eminem - Music to Be Murdered By (2020) / Alfred Hitchcock Presents Music to be Murdered By (1958)

[jasmancer]

my dumb ass like let me put on the radio for some background noise like a classic rock station or something and its on commercial telling me about erectile dysfunction medication like man I just wanted to hear some fucking. motorhead

[dramatic-dolphin]

just remembered i can pirste mobile games. yeay

[space-spoon]

Miku is here to remind you

[pcguelife]

adding : rafe cameron , twenty six , drew starkey

[cosmic-hoboandthehighlander]

Not to be a peice of shit, but please do not contact me in my DMs begging for me to purchase your commissions, especially if I’ve never spoken to you in my life or do not share any fandoms or mutual friends with you.

This is incredibly inappropriate and makes me highly uncomfortable. I know there are a lot of people needing an income, but going through commissions tags and cold messaging strangers who have just gotten a commission are not the way to go about that. I’ve received several since I worked with a mutual/friend about a commission from them and it was posted.

Interacting within your own fandoms or communities within tumblr and advertising your commissions on your own blog and in the tags is always the best way to find people who love your art and will gladly support you.

[lotusyiyen]

[ava-du-mortain]

im bein advertised testosterone on tumblr. don't tell tumblr staff or they'll nuke the advertiser or whatever

[graveyarrdshift]

hi what do you mean cracked version and can i have that on my phone

hiiiii!!!

By cracked I meant a pirated version of Spotify. you can get many cracked apps and install them on your phone (most of the apps on my phone are cracked). If you don't want to pay for a specific app or if you want to enjoy premium features, there's a possibility that you'll find it cracked on the Internet (except for multiplayer/online games and apps like netflix)

the cracked spotify has all the extra features except for downloading music. i can send you a link to the version i'm currently using, although i don't know anything about installing such apps on iphones, sorry!