#adoption info

[fantasy-fields-bitty-center]

Heya. I was wondering if I could adopt a large Pyrope, a bara Bolean Python, and the largest Sunny (if one has the sunset morph {partial or full}, that’s even better). But only if these folks would be willing to go home with me.

You may have all of these bitties! And the Sunny lamia bitty can have the Sunset morph!

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Im not doing scenarios so heres info!

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Sunny: He has fully the sunset morph! he also has adhd and is easily distracted, he's over the average size of a bara Sunny and is 8 feet tall, 28 feet total, he's extra cuddly and can be a lil clingy! He currently goes by Sol

Bolean python: They're 12 foot tall and 38 feet total, They both go be he/him but understand that they are technically two people so also go by they/them! They have the usual piebolding patterns Bolean pythons have! They currently go by Jack(tale) and John(fell)

Pyrope: He's 11'4, and has the fall morph! He's just as stubborn as any other Pyrope and often huffs when he's upset, at least he's not trying to headbutt people! He's a lil big for that to be cute lol, he has 4 horns and loves to climb, so if you cant find him he's probably on your roof- He currently goes by Dexter

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and now the care package!

30 changes of clothes for your bitties!(10 outfits for each of them)

4 puzzle toys

4 heat lamps for the lamias

5 blankets(1 cooling, 2 normal, and 2 thick, for the difference seasons)(the lamias dont need cooling blankets so they dont get them!)

and 3 bags of their favorite treats! skittles for Sol, trailmix for Jack and John, and dried pineapple for Dexter

[cidnangarlond]

[carpetbug]

that moment when you adopt a fuck ton of tiny gods at fourteen and get doomed by the narrative

[ganondoodle]

Empress and her Bodyguard.

(OCs, grey haired lady Zaphira she/her, demon Shargon he/they)

(also some details up close)

and this guy bc i find him funny

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 227

There's not much known about Realms beings.

Which is understandable, seeing as it's called infinite for a reason. But it still causes a problem when people are trying to properly learn about something. Maybe try not to cause an interdimensional accident or war.

Something no one wishes for.

So Constantine is THIS close to laughing and screaming hysterically when a cult's summoning goes wrong and summons what he's pretty sure is a Baby Realms Being.

Which probably means Mama is on the way.

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Bruce: How was your class trip Damian?

Damian: It was quiet and productive Father.

Bruce: I’m glad to hear it. What was your favorite part?

Damian: I learned how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: …

Damian: …

Bruce: Explain please.

Damian: A boy Drake’s age taught me how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: How did he have that knowledge?

Damian: He claims his family has a dungeon full of medieval torture devices. I believe he may require further investigation.

[ilatians]

i love these headcanons but I see the first one going around a lot and TECHNICALLY (coming from someone w adopted siblings) you have to either 1. be unmarried and adopting or 2. be married for at least like five years which I know bc my mom was in a relationship during the adoption and purposely didnt get married to her partner till after the adoption went through

also she had like a pretty minimal income and they let her adopt two kids so i dont think income is as big of a deal as people make it out to be… a lot of times orphanages will do whatever they can to get kids out of the system, unfortunately

anyways tips for fic writing i guess??

More info on the options below the cut

1- My guy just lost his job and has to live out of his old office there's no way he can be allowed to adopt Trucy immediately, but if he had a rich husband who lives overseas and lets them technically commit fraud by moving into his old apartment during social worker visits... that would be much easier. Edgeworth isn't against being a little underhanded in his methods with the law and he has witnessed Phoenix with the Feys so if an infamous attorney were to adopt a child left behind by a tragic trial, he'd be so glad it was Phoenix. That guy has been reeking dad energy for years. It's also important to note that no one doubted the authenticity of their relationship since they went to go sign the papers because most people who have seen them already assumed that they were together. They don't have to try to convince anyone.

2- The things they call each other are so important to me, as kids they're Miles and Phoenix/Nick, in court they're Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Wright, outside of court but still in a professional setting they're Edgeworth and Wright, when they're flirting they're back to Miles and Phoenix, but when they're insufferably flirting, Pheonix is 'Mr. Edgeworth' and Miles is 'Mr. Wright' They do this before they get married, both legally and actually.

3- They would be so funny on a reality tv show or some kind of game show, if their motive is doing something better than the other, they will put their whole pussies into whatever that thing is, even if it's like the great british baking show and Phoenix is the only one who can kind of bake. If they get to work together they're insane, put these assholes in an escape room and they will fuck that shit up. With Miles, who learned how to pick locks, and Phoenix, who got used to puzzles when working with Professor Layton, they would speedrun an escape room.

4- idk Pheonix just seems like he gets super affectionate with the people he loves, he kisses Trucys forehead/head so constantly it's habitual for him to pop off her hat to smooch her scalp and replace it right after. I also think it would be funny if he was so unprofessional about his love for Edgeworth except when they're in court but that's because they have to stand like twenty feet away from each other. Edgeworth turns red every time but he rarely protests, at least not seriously.

5- I just think they should be each other's 'oh shit' moment because that is funny to me. Phoenix didn't really realize he was attracted to men, at least in that capacity until that newspaper article and Miles had accepted that he was aro until he caught feelings he thought he was immune to. They both deal with it so well... /s

6- Connected to my hc that lawyers in the AA universe get kind of a celebrity status, but both Phoenix and Miles are so offline that they are completely unaware of it. Maya and Trucy and Kay especially are definitely not unaware and they think it's so funny. They contribute to the rumors. There are Edgeworth and Phoenix fancams made from court footage set to kpop. Apollo had a Phoenix Wright stan account and he used to fight the PW haters on twitter before he actually met the guy. He forgot the password so he can't delete it and it's only a matter of time before someone connects the dots. Anyway they trend on twitter every time they meet in court like when a new season of a show comes out and the fanbase goes bonkers.

7- obviously they call and message each other but they both think it's nostalgic to send letters, and Phoenix likes having a reason to send physical pictures from when they were kids since Miles wasn't allowed to keep any of that in the Von Karma household. Edgeworth usually sends sweets from whatever country he's in for Trucy.

8- I personally think that Phoenix has more of that kitten look but I was recently reminded of how often in the of trilogy when ppl have to tell him to put those things away. He can weaponize his big brown eyes and Miles pretends to be unaffected but he's weak to it just like everyone else. He has that kitty vibe, he asks for things by looking really pathetic and sad and it works in his favor every time.

9- Phoenix is the type of guy to fall asleep during most movies if he isn't judging it intently or particularly interested and when they were kids they tried to binge more than one samurai movie and Phoenix fell asleep before the first one ended. That official art just makes him look like such a sleepy guy. Again the kitty energy returns, he's a big napper.

10- these bitches are so good at arguing, but they both want to win so it takes forever to decide on things that actually don't matter that much. If they can't decide on a restaurant to go to for a date they won't finish arguing their case about their preferred place to go until after they close. They never yell at each other or get too emotionally invested in a lot of things but they will draw that shit out and take out evidence and witness testimony if it helps their case. Sometimes it gets so extensive that they have to pull out the whiteboard/ corkboard. Just as long as it's presented like a court case it will be so well communicated between them so they take advantage of that because or else they kinda suck at talking to each other about their problems.

[assorteda]

I was in the mood to design so here are some more Clown Adoptables ! ⭐️ 20 15 USD Each ⭐️

✅ You may resell (for same price/lower)/gift/trade design to someone else

✅ Make changes to design

❌ Not for commercial use

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Payment is through PayPal (I will send an invoice). Once purchased, I will send you the image without the watermark. I’m willing to hold for 48 hours. For anyone interested, please DM me

[geothebio]

Skippy is fully healed from his neuter and has settled in very well! he’s a super fast learner (we’re still working on potty training) and he loves to fight with Ginger lmao

also, we’re waiting on results for Skippy’s Embark dna test! i’m hoping to find some siblings/relatives that came from the same place

[iceycloversart]

based on this post by @mortalkcmbat

[murkshade]

Do you like fishing? Do you like cat designs?

I am putting my aquatic designs up for grabs! If you are interested in any of my designs, please send me a message to this blog (murkshade) or my discord if you have my information! I currently accept USD on paypal and do not do holds for longer than a day.

Fisher (45 USD) - Available Pike (50 USD) - Available Chub (50 USD) - SOLD Salmon (60 USD) - SOLD Arapaima (60 USD) - SOLD Seagrass (45 USD) - Available

Any support is helpful, reblogs are super appreciated!!

These designs, when used, should have some credit to me for the creation and the watermark should not be removed from the original image.

[fantasy-fields-bitty-center]

May I have a Simber, Ember, Violet, Marmalade, and Carmain? 💛

Of course!

Simber: has the Striped morph and the Sugar skull morph! They look like a flaming skeleton, and sometimes like to shape their fire into ears and a tail since they grew up around satyrs!

Ember: has the off color morph! He's purple and blue with some hints of pink and yellow, looking more like an Outer Grillby than a Tale variant!

Violet: also has the off color morph! Making them a rich black instead of their types usual purple,

Marmalade: has the eldritch arms morph! He has two extra arms and tends to use them to help with housework! He also has the long tail morph but an accident happened that made it about the usual length, though you can tell it used to be longer from the very blunt end even after his fur grew back(sadly it got caught in the elevator door somehow, after this the elevator got a lot of maintenance-)

Carmain: has the crystal morph! His horns look like they're made fo crystals and he has some growing on his wrist and back, they're like rock candy and he'll use them in cooking sometimes!

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If anyone else wants random lil tidbits about your bitties let us know! I can talk to Jayedshifter on discord so i just asked what they wanted ^^

[casualavocados]

Who else knows? About what? That you were born on Kenari. [...] Well, everyone I've told is dead. That's ridiculous. Jezzi. Sammo. Huh? That's family.

ANDOR Season 1 (2022)

[stealingyourbones]

Short DPXDC Prompts #786

Wally is in trouble, He keeps seeing a black and gray figure run past him in the speedforce and today he finally caught up with the man. A blindingly toxic green y across his front showed how he managed to catch up on the guy; he was seriously injured. Pulling him from the speedforce and running to his house, he prepares for emergency surgery. He’s sewn up enough dead bodies before that an alive body won’t be a problem to patch up. 

[ridthewaste]

Based on THIS ask

I don’t post on Tumblr often but I felt like getting this out - funnily enough all because of a likely joke response. Ah well. I’ll continue the tradition of making elaborate backstories based on minimal information 💪

Anyway, here’s some background to Jax’s life and upbringing. Call it a headcanon or AU or whatever you feel is best

The purple rabbit individual later known as "Jax" to the circusgoers was born between 1973 and 1982 in Wabash, Indiana, to a Lutheran Protestant family of five, of which he was the middle child of two other brothers whom he got along well with. The family took only a nominal approach to religion to their children in terms of traditions passed down, something that their mother and father would, on occasion, regret doing whenever their sons got into trouble. The small family farm was agricultural in nature, rather than focused on livestock, producing mainly corn as well as carrots and other assorted produce. Due to Wabash’s town-city setting making for easy profit to farmers markets and other retailers, the family were decently well off, as far as single farm households went.

The “corn incident” as it is aptly called, refers to an instance in which the family dog - a Doberman Pinscher named “Bruno” - developed rabies, unbeknownst to the family. Jax and his brothers (ages 15, 17, and 19) stumbled upon the canine after it had killed a stray cat past the fencing. Upon seeing that their beloved pet had gone rabid, the three bolted in different directions through the family cornfield. The dog alternated between the three, causing a warped ironic twist on the game of cat and mouse - in which Jax had to hide from the beloved family dog-turned rabid mongrel, attempting to stifle his breathing over the sound of his pounding heart. For him, few things would terrify him more afterwards.

Though their father was able to regrettably put the dog down with relative ease once his boys eventually scampered out of the vegetative maze, the feeling of helplessness in the thick underbrush of the cornstalks never truly left Jax. Perhaps he developed a fear of mazes, rather than corn; but he never did go back into the cornfield again, much to the teasing of his brothers and chagrin of his folks, who were from then on one pair of hands short on that chore.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”